German Cow That Escaped Slaughter Still at Large 3 Months Later
- Posted on August 26, 2011 at 5:20pm by
Liz Klimas
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Yvonne, a six-year old cow, escaped her farm in Germany three months ago before she was due to be slaughtered — and she still hasn’t been caught.
According to The Guardian, Yvonne has become one of Germany’s most famous fugitives. Police ordered Yvonne to be shot on sight after she caused a near collision with a patrol car, but residents have been on the lookout for her for months hoping to find her before police did:
Gut Aiderbichl, an animal sanctuary in Austria, paid Yvonne’s owner €600 ($866), vowing to bring the cow to safety before she was knocked down by a Bavarian bullet.
Her whereabouts have now become a national obsession in Germany, with one tabloid offering a reward of €10,000 (more than $14,000) for her safe return.
Police have since temporarily suspended shooting Yvonne on sight ’til this Sunday. Helicopters have searched for her. An animal whisperer has been brought in, not to mention Ernest the Bull. Rescuers have kicked up search efforts, but haven’t had many leads. The Gaurdian reports, however, that some vital clues to her whereabouts have been found:
This week the Gut Aiderbichl search party spotted some vital clues, including cowpats created, they swear, by Yvonne. A hunter claimed that in the early hours of Monday he came face-to-face with Yvonne, Michael Aufhauser, who runs Gut Aiderbichl, reported.
“He told us he looked into her eyes and she looked back like a wild animal, not a dairy cow,” said Aufhauser.
The hunter was not allowed to shoot Yvonne because Gut Aiderbichl had been granted an injunction which made it temporarily illegal to kill her.
Watch Yvonne’s story and even see grainy footage of her here:
Yvonne has gained celebrity status with a Facebook page and a song that has been played on German radio stations. Lyrics from the folk song, which is sung in German, include: “Why don’t you leave Yvonne alone, she’s only a runaway cow. You wild cow, don’t let them take your freedom.”
Yvonne isn’t the first cow to evade the slaughterhouse. The Blaze reported about a bovine’s escape in Queens, New York, earlier this month. There was also Shrek the sheep from New Zealand who, though not destined for slaughter, ran away to avoid the shears for six years; he was later caught and provided 59 pounds of fleece.





















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cantbelieveallthisgarbagecouldhappenwhodoislap
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 8:20pmone more time! wears the beef????
Report Post »cantbelieveallthisgarbagecouldhappenwhodoislap
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 8:16pmSorry yah all,but wheres the beef??
Report Post »Blacktooth
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 8:06pmAmnesty for Yvonne!
Report Post »Evileye
Posted on August 27, 2011 at 11:38amLet Bessy be
Report Post »flatbroke
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 7:18pmRun Yvonne Run, no hamburger for your hide !HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Report Post »Jolanta
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 7:03pmHow do you lose a whole cow in such a crowded country? You can throw a rock from one town to another!
Report Post »beans bullets and bandaids
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 7:17pmIt’s not all that crowded out in the countryside. Lots of forests and open spaces. Especially in Bayern.
Report Post »deleeuw
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:58pmProbably looking for some KFC.
Report Post »chazman
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 7:03pm… hey you dumb Germans. Get a horse. Saddle and bridle that horse. Get a couple hound dogs. Get on the horse. Let the dogs scent a trail. Go find the cow. Dam cow is probably in somebody’s barn by now. That will make it easy to find. Dumb Germans …
Report Post »whatthecrazy
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:35pmRuunnn Yvonne Ruunnnn
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:33pmBurp ………
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:35pmA cow on the lamb
Report Post »KickinBack
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:33pmDoes it speak Spanish? It could flee to the U.S. and get a job.
Report Post »clyleAYWM
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 7:18pmBwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Report Post »primavera
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 9:55pmI’ll teach the cow some Spanish.
Report Post »YepImaConservative
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:28pmA bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field in Germany. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the
gale.
All the cows stand up and go back to their chewing.
Pretty soon, an even stronger wind blows through and all of the cows are knocked to the ground, but the bulls just munch on the grass.
Next, a bona fide tornado comes through and all the cows are knocked clean into the next pasture. The bulls just say, “Mooo…”
Finally, one of the cows walks up to one of the bulls and says, “Moo? Is that all you can say? How come the wind always knocks us right over and you just stand there?”
“Isn’t it obvious?” the bull replies. “We bulls wobble, but we don’t fall down.”
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:37pmHa ha ha!!!! That was cute!
Report Post »YepImaConservative
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:52pmLol. Cool Beans.
Report Post »kjung
Posted on August 28, 2011 at 11:57pmA bull and his son are standing on a hilltop overlooking a pasture where a large number of cows are grazing.
The young bull says to his father, “Dad, let’s run down and screw one of those cows.”
The old bull says, “No, son. Let’s walk down and screw them all.”
Report Post »Freebird
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:27pmWhat an udderly amazing story!
Report Post »macpappy
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:20pmGermany is in trouble, a loose cow and no cowboys.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:14pmI can see the film being made from this “Escape to Freedom: Avoiding being a guest of Burger King.”
I hope she makes it, this is one story that is good; seeing a single cow keep away from everyone for so long, she deserves to be allowed to live.
Report Post »crabbyoldman
Posted on August 27, 2011 at 9:15pmIn Cincinnati we had Cincinnati Freedom. She escaped the butcher shop but died young on a farm.
Report Post »PoliticalSmackdown {Subscribe & Friend me on YouTube}
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:10pmIf an animal escapes the slaughter house it should be illegal to slaughter it. it has earned it’s freedom. Just as a bull who takes out a matador should be freed! if a bull kicks a matadors ass the bull won!
Report Post »4truth2all
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:10pmWhat’s all the beef about?
Report Post »AntiLiberal74
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:12pmI can‘t believe Yvonne escaped the ’Burgermiester’
Report Post »EP46
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:10pmNot at large…check Homeland Security office.
Report Post »Secret Squirrel
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:03pmFree Yvonne!
Report Post »Free Yvonne!
Free Yvonne!
AntiLiberal74
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 5:59pmHer story is being written now. The book will be titled ‘The Diary of Yvonne the Cow’…
Report Post »RightPolitically
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 5:58pmDon‘t shoot the cow for God’s sake. Show some humanity!
Report Post »mrsmileyface
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 5:56pmShe must of been extra tasty and knew it. Then she spit for the hills.
Report Post »Lucy Larue
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 5:51pmYvonne should live to a ripe old age.
Report Post »Animals know when they are being led to slaughter. They know.
If Yvonne is captured and slaughtered I have no faith left in humanity.
AntiLiberal74
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 6:01pmYvonne will live to a ripe old age if she can ‘steer’ clear of the German authorities.
Report Post »Banned on the Blaze
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 5:44pmI know where the cow is, it defected to India and asked for religious asylum.
Report Post »fireyogi
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 5:44pmgo cow go
Report Post »SlimnRanger
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 10:47pmMay Yvonne live an uderly happy life and die of old age
Report Post »WeDontNeedNoStinkingBadges
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 5:42pmYou vill get on za dinner plate … and you vill like it!
Report Post »Rational Man
Posted on August 26, 2011 at 5:33pmCheck the neigborhood freezers!
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