Have You Ever Wondered What a Playboy Playmate’s Mugshot Looks Like? Then Click Here
- Posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:47pm by
Jason Howerton
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Love makes us do crazy things. Unfortunately for one Playboy Playmate, deciding to follow her heart might mean spending as many as 10 years behind bars.
On Friday, 2004 playmate Colleen Shannon, 34, was arrested after she reportedly tried to smuggle a man believed to be her boyfriend into the U.S. from Canada. She was released on bond on Friday night after police charged her with “bringing in and harboring aliens” — constituting a violation of a federal statute, the New York Daily News reports.
She faces ten years in prison if convicted. U.S. Customs and Border Protection made the arrest.
And just in case you ever wondered, this is what a Playboy playmate’s mug shot looks like:
In this handout image provided by the Clinton County Sheriff's Department, model Colleen Shannon is see in a police booking photo August 16, 2012 in Plattsburgh, New York (Photo by Clinton County Sheriff's Department via Getty Images)
(Photo by Clinton County Sheriff's Department via Getty Images)
The Daily Mail was even kind enough to include Shannon’s measurements and a list of her turn-ons:
Shannon – whose measurements are 34-25-34 – now works as a nightclub DJ and is referred to as the “world’s sexiest DJ.”
She can probably add “world’s sexiest convict” on to her list of accolades.
According to her 2004 Playboy profile, Shannon – who is from Alaska, is turned-on by ‘positivity and supportiveness’ while turn-offs include negativity and a bad kisser.
On that profile, she writes: “Everyone is put here to do something. Your subconscious tells you the things that you love to do, but a lot of people put those things aside.”
“I think if you stick to things you love, nine times out of ten, circumstances are going to go your way and you will live a happy life.”
The New York Daily News reports that Shannon “has graced the covers of Krown, K Kandy, Vintash, FHM, Bella Petite, L.A. Direct and Model. She also posed for a centerfold spread for Maxim- Czech Republic.”
(Chris Jackson/Getty Images)
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Comments (108)
olddog
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 5:41amI don‘t think she’d be in any trouble if she were bringing in a Mexican,Muslim or Lesbian but we sure got to watch out for Canadians they steal our bacon..
Report Post »skiz
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 9:22amNice!
Report Post »OneWithGodistheMajority
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 9:24amAmen! What a joke this is….
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:22pmROFL: ‘Their steal-in our Bacon’… what A HOOT :)
Report Post »old white guy
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:55pmolddog, mayhap the boyfriend was not your average milk white candian. there are one hell of alot of mussies there now.
Report Post »gbo
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 2:09pmProof positive that DHS is alert and on-the-job. Apparently, somebody was on an unsanctioned porn break, and out of cigarettes.
Report Post »These mugs are nice, but I’m still waiting the ones of Eric Holder.
WithOutGodWePerishAsARepublic
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 3:12pmOlddog- It only says she was trying to bring him here from Canada…not, that he was Canadian…I mean, according Justin B-it is the greatest country ever (even though he would still be a no one if he relied on the big music guys there ..) so why would a Canadian want to come here ??? You gotta remember Olddog- Canada has somewhat lax laws on visas…many from middle east and south america find easier to get a visa to Canada and then guess what …they come down here because the Canada-USA border is even easier then the south to cross !!
Report Post »CVK81
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 3:38pmpotd!
Report Post »Bobaz
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 8:29pmAnd clog up our Costco stores.
Report Post »betterthantv
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 8:37pmExcellent!
Report Post »Wolf
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 11:57pmOldDog nails it here: not that I agree with her action of smuggling in any ‘noncitizen’, the reaction by the INS/BP is rediculous. They have to go for the low hanging fruit because they’re afraid of offending the Black House cabal.
Report Post »GhostOfJefferson
Posted on August 19, 2012 at 12:12amShe’s still totally cute in the mug shots. Nobody looks good in mug shots. She manages to look “wake up in the morning” pretty.
Report Post »rtaylor174
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 5:22amWow. She sure pissed you guys off. I can see you folks with a “No Girlz Allowed” sign on your tree house.
Report Post »yougottabekidding
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 5:38amobviously he wasn’t a Mexican or a person that would vote democratic, she would be getting some kind of metal if he was.
Report Post »OpinionatedNation
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 4:12amAhh…the deer in the headlight look. “Hef, can you come help me out?” Perhaps he will get her a pink prison jumpsuit. She’s going to be popular among the ladies in the big house. http://www.theopinionatednation.com/2012/08/18/playboy-playmate-arrested-for-smuggling-boyfriend-across-border/
Report Post »Mr.Fitnah
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 4:00amShe is a solid 3 out of 10 with an IQ of 74!
Report Post »nzkiwi
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 5:24am@ Mr Fitnah
She probaly attended the same university as this girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Or this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX2Qfv5O634&feature=related
Or this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls&feature=related
OK, I’ll stop now.
Report Post »Joe1123
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 7:51amYou couldn’t handle her. Guys like you are a dime a dozen. Big mouth and not much else.
Report Post »mdmike1
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 3:48amShe had a “blonde moment”. She should have flown him to Mexico and brought him up from there. Duh!
Report Post »jonathanloosle
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 3:46amThat’s pretty funny, amazing what make up will do to you.
Report Post »http://www.empowernetwork.com/techitmore/
Gonzo
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 9:16amI was thinking the same thing. Doesn’t look like the same woman.
Report Post »Al Gator
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 9:57amYou guys are so nitpicky. If that’s what she looks like without makeup, then that’s what you are going to see first thing in the morning.
And I would wake up next to her any time!
NOT BAD AT ALL.
Report Post »Cat
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 4:12pmBeen with very attractive ladies over the years, and watching them lean over the bathroom vanity, while carefully, and silently, applying eyeliner before dressing, was the attraction …
Report Post »Teufel Hunden
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 3:39amIf she would have brought the guy in over the Southern border then she would have been hailed as a great humanitarian, and he would have been given all kinds of perks and welcomed with open arms.
Report Post »Teufel Hunden
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 3:35amNo makeup, what makeup??? I‘ve always said if you want to get the eye’s off the face give them bigger breasts.
Report Post »Morningside
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 3:09amIn the news was that the Canadian people have a higher standard of living then across the border U.S.A.
Report Post »So, what is the problem here?
JUSTANOTHEROPINION
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 2:38amWow, why all the hate people? Most of you sound a little bit sexually frustrated quite frankly.
Report Post »sillyfreshness
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 2:50amShe should have smuggled him in from Mexico to California. Then the state would have given him a free apartment, $2,500 a month in food stamps, a free car, free cable, and a free cell phone. She would have received a medal for importing an alien into California and helping further ruin their state. I guess she just picked the wrong area to enter the US from. California is a PC Bolshevik’s paradise.
Report Post »BryanB
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 3:19amSarcasm is not “Hate”……….Just thought you would like to know…………
Report Post »DonaldH
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 6:01amHate? why bring in such racially charge comments i? Oh, wait a second,, you said “hate” not angry—you’re good.
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Report Post »spikebu
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 6:17am@Don…Yeah. You nailed it.
Report Post »stewqq
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 2:37am“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”..this is not about what she looks like, but it is a perfect example to prove how corrupt this adm. really is in dolling out immigration law..call Gov. Brewer in Az and she will school you!
Report Post »Exrepublisheep
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 4:16amShe was CAUGHT you dope.
Report Post »SeekerEmerald
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 2:17amStupid woman… Bring him in from MEXICO, it’s OK to come in over the southern border. Bring as many as you like!
Didn’t you get the memo from Obama?
Report Post »mattmo79
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 3:15amMy thoughts exactly, if he was Mexican they would give her a medal!!
Report Post »Diane TX
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 3:34amWell, yeah … they’re not Hispanic. Only Hispanics get Obama’s “special” work rights. Does it smell like discrimination to you? It does to me.
Report Post »rsanchez1
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 1:05amToo white for Obama to care.
Report Post »Quagaar Warrior
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:45am~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Report Post »Even with 50 lbs of make-up on, she’s still butt-ugly. She’s actually better looking without it.
I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 ft girl toy, anyway.
Who knows what you’d catch? VD, Crabs, or maybe even Saber-Toothed Crotch-Crickets.
Playboy must really be dragging the gutters for models now-a-days! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
trinklefinder
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 10:51amShe is not butt ugly, she is very pretty (without makeup because with makeup anyone can be pretty) she just needs to get rid of that fake blonde hair and go with something more natural.
Report Post »Jim44
Posted on August 19, 2012 at 12:03amQuagaar Warrior @
Playboy must really be dragging the gutters for models now-a-days!
Ah she was a Playmate in 2004 hahahaha 8 years ago …. But… on the other hand she is still an attractive woman …
Report Post »WireWizard
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:17amI just don’t get it.
Report Post »That’s why I dumped her.
grayling646
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:16amThey should’ve flown to Mexico and then just driven into the U.S. No fuss. No muss.
Report Post »Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:15amWoman who need very little make-up to look pretty are the most beautiful. This girl needs very little make-up, but she seems to be a true “blonde.” Smuggling someone cross borders isn’t smart. Too bad it wasn’t the southern border, they seem to have orders to let as many brown people in as they can.
Report Post »BryanB
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:28am@Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Really ????
I think she is rather average looking. And any woman that would get naked for a magazine, I would conside her a woman of the town, applying her avocation……..
Report Post »chips1
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 7:27amI wonder if her parent(s) think the same thing. We need more stories about the parents of the radical perverts and murderers. That would answer a lot of quesions as to why people do these things.
Report Post »BryanB
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:11amBook’em Danno……..
Report Post »orlandojon
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:09amSo twenty million illegal Mexicans are OK but stop those Canadians dang it
Report Post »ToddinVB
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:09amIf the boyfriend promises to vote demoncrat (spelling on purpose) all charges will be dropped.
Report Post »Ohello
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:07amThey smuggle all types into the US,….but through Canada…. Really? What nationality was he? Jewish? Arabic? Islamist? no don’t tell me…. she tried to smuggle in a Canadian? Why didn’t he just walk across the Mexican border like everyone else?
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:13amHe was French Canadian, every Border agents nightmare. No deodorant, bad attitude, and smells like mayo. The worse part is the Mime act in the jail cell.
Report Post »spikebu
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 6:22am@Darmok…can’t stop laughing. Thanks.
Report Post »dwilco77
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:06amShould a snuck him in from the Southern border. He would a got a free education, Healthcare, an Education, Food stamps, Unemployment insurance, and voting rights.
Report Post »wakeus
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:06amA coyote with silicone brains. Neat.
Report Post »ToddinVB
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:03amUnfortunately, if she were from Mexico, her smuggling would be a non issue. And perhaps even encouraged.
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:52pmI kind of like the 3rd mug shot, very “Elegant”.
But they didn’t airbrush it, and the mug shot didn’t have staples in it, not a true Playboy “Mug Shot”.
Well, she might be trashy enough to get into Hustler, or People.
Report Post »Paul
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:02amFarmers Almanac…
I aways wondered why guys can’t see past the makeup, (most)….
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:04amMy rule of thumb, yearrrs ago when I was dating, was the more makeup on the face, the shallower the soul was.
Report Post »Paul
Posted on August 18, 2012 at 1:21am“the more makeup on the face, the shallower the soul was.”
Couldn’t a said it better myself..
Thank You !
Report Post »Wango
Posted on August 19, 2012 at 5:35pmDRMOK & PAUL . . .Have you SEEN the women on Fox News? They look like rodeo clowns.
Here, check it out, very alluring. And so conservative!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vafrB4XWYcI
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