Here Are 41 Joe Biden Expressions You Must Know
- Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:28am by
Benny Johnson
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As the campaign trail heats up, it is important to keep a close eye on our elected officials. But due to talking points and teleprompters, our leaders true feelings are often hard to predict. That’s where Vice President Joseph Biden is a breath of fresh air. Our frank, second-in-command makes no bones about what’s on his mind, at all times.
Biden has been more expressive than ever in this crucial election cycle. From formally inviting himself back onto the ticket, to friending the Taliban and implicating Navy SEALs, to forcing our first black president to also accept the haylo of the first gay president, all while predictably calling his electoral rival “President Romney.”
Your friendly Blaze staff has tirelessly investigated the various facial expressions of say-it-ain’t-so Joe, so that we might all watch in anticipation when he begins a sentence with –
“I shouldn’t say this, but I’m going to tell you anyway…”
1. Bear Claw Biden
2. Patriotic Grit Biden
source-article.wn.com
3. PDA (Public Display of Affection) Biden
source-hpronline.org
4. “Can You Tell Me How To Get To…” Biden
source-xfinity.comcast.net
5. Shout Out Biden
source-www.dipity.com
6. Did I just say that? Biden
source-www.salon.com
7. I’m sorry I said that. Biden
source-www.dipity.com
8. Middle Earth Biden
source-missourah.com
9. 10-4 Biden
source-jihadgene-greatreader.blogspot.com
10. Slippery When Wet Biden
source-www.dailymail.co.uk
11. Not Me, Not Me Biden
source-www.theblaze.com
12. Drive Through Biden
source-madmikesamerica.com
13. Blue Steel Biden
source-www.luxist.com
14. Fired Up Biden
source-weaselzippers.us/
15. Fired Down Biden
source-www.vanityfair.com
16. Don’t Turn Around Biden
source-kidsoftherecession.wordpress.com
17. ”Who’s your Daddy?” Biden
source-hindenblog1.blogspot.com
18. Doc Brown Biden
source-weaselzippers.us
19. “Who, Me?” Biden
source-www.sott.net
20. Epiphany Biden
source-texags.com
21. Crazy Uncle Biden
source-jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com
22. Sour Patch Biden
source-weaselzippers.us/
23. One Bite Biden
source-www.nashuatelegraph.com
24. Dick Cheney Biden
source-weaselzippers.us/
25. Waiter Biden (Serving a hot plate of Biden)
source-badgercatholic.blogspot.com
26. Adorable Biden
source-kidsblogs.nationalgeographic.com
27. Sup’ Dog (Not related to #26)
source-www.nofactzone.net
28. Lemme at em’ Biden
source-atlah.org
29. Startled Biden
source-weaselzippers.us/
30. Bro Biden
source-weaselzippers.us/
31. Wet T-Shirt Biden
source-www.mediaite.com
32. Hot Pursuit Biden
source-www.mediaite.com
33. Forgeddaboutit Biden
source-footagenotfound.tumblr.com
34. Simmer Down Now Biden
source-weaselzippers.us/
35. BOO! Biden
source-footagenotfound.tumblr.com
36. You Disgust Me Biden
source-weaselzippers.us/
37. Ice Ice Biden
source-www.theatlanticwire.com
38. Sumo Biden
source-reason.com
39. Bully Biden 
source-www.theblaze.com
40. One Final Thing Biden 
source-www.dailymail.co.uk
41. Like A Boss Biden
source-www.thedailybeast.com
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Comments (85)
sdeakins
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:23pmNumber 40: Pull My Finger, Biden?
Report Post »Basharr
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 3:30pmNumber 37 “Oops I just made soup in my Depends” Biden
Report Post »bobbiejean
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 7:49pm@Sdeakins, No, I think those fingers are pointed more horizontal than vertical.
Report Post »Melvin Spittle
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:22pm8. Middle Earth Biden
I was a skilled archer,…then I took an arrow to the knee…
Report Post »Face...Palm
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:46pm…Gamer alert!
Report Post »Havok
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 2:33pmNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!!
I was a nerd too, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Report Post »OhioRifleman
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 4:17pm@ Havok
Be wary, there are quite a few gamer nerds about the Blaze. In fact, I’m just finishing up a reprise of Earthbound (Mother 2) right now. Ah, to revisit the classics…
Report Post »Face...Palm
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 6:27pmhavok… all you base are belong to us anyway…. you set us up the bomb.
Report Post »sick6james
Posted on June 20, 2012 at 1:07amImma let you finish, but Liberty Prime is the best character of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298Cw3_qGwE
Report Post »broper
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:00pmI’ve never disliked Biden. He is a tight wad when it comes to charity, but he seems like a faithful husband and a good dad. I don’t think he is very bright however. Oh he isn’t dumb, he is just a regular Joe who was in the right place at the right time most of his life, despite the fact that he was in over-his-head for most of his career. He learned how to play the game (to a point), and played nice wtih others. Then he became VP and suddenly the “Senator has no clothes”. He is rapidly becoming a stooge, and it is almost sad except for the fact that he is giving Oblabla heartburn. Barry boy doesn’t want him around, but it will reflect on his poor judgement if he dumps his otherwise healthly VP. The saddest thing is that poor Joe still thinks he is being taken seriously. I do find him entertaining. Heck I would by the guy a beer, but I wouldn’t trust him to drive a school bus.
Report Post »AmericanPatriot
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:24pmI kind of feel the same way and we must all admit that he’s entertaining as all get out. But to think that, if something happened to the president, this man would be our Number One guy is rather frightening, don’t you think?
Report Post »Texas Chris
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:37pmBiden is an insurance contract. Barry is safe becasue NOBODY wants to end up with “President Biden”…
Report Post »JonQ
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 3:35pmBHO knows he is safe because Biden is his VP. If he give Joe the boot (especially for Hillary) come the democrat convention this summer, his life expectancy begins to plummet starting 2 years and one day into his second term (God help the USA if that happens).
Report Post »If alQaida and BinLadin really wante to harm the USA, they would have knocked off BHO. Why on earth would any enemy of the USA not want a stooge like Biden to become our ext president? That is unless they realize or know that BHO is on same mission of destroying the USA as some crazed jihadi or chi-com is. Just different methods, that’s all.
lugger2010
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 6:27pmYou, my friend, give new meaning to the term “You see the good in EVERYONE.” And I DO mean that in a good way.
Report Post »Carrieann1
Posted on June 19, 2012 at 12:30amBroper –
Report Post »“He is rapidly becoming a stooge…” —- uh….. Uncle Joe has been a stooge and a buffoon for decades!! He jumped that shark long ago…….
inexiletill2012
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:48pmI cant believe you Blaze editors forgot
CLUELESS BIDEN
Report Post »SageInWaiting
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:46pmFor self-preservation, a president with the ego of Obama would NEVER chose a person MORE competent than himself; it might be too tempting of a way to improve the governance of the country. I mean, really, Obama is BAD but can you image JESTER JOE in that job?
Even “W” chose Cheney, somebody more scary to the left-wing than he.
Report Post »janedough1
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:43pmMy favorite is Jeff Dunham’s Walter Biden.
Report Post »paulrogers
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 4:15pmBlue steel Biden looks just Walter! LOL
Report Post »Detroit paperboy
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:39pmThis idiotic moron is reason enough to vote against Obama…..I cant wait til November…..
Report Post »alfoss1540
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:31pmCome on. He is entertaining as hell.
Report Post »onteo
Posted on June 24, 2012 at 2:02pmHe should be vp for life. Sir gaffes-a lot is priceless.
Report Post »AVATARBABY
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:25pmEvery monarchy needs a court jester and King Obama has his with Biden.
Report Post »theblazerunner
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:16pmi wish to see the expression of him after he is a windchime…
this pos is guilty of treason and sedition.
Report Post »Grillmark55
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:13pmOne heartbeat away from the Presidency. I see why Obama feels the need to apologize so much!
Report Post »AmazingGrace8
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:07pmBenny…….you have resurrected Jack (Benny) into the 21st Century with your Academy Award To Benny for ‘PURE GENIUS HUMOR. However, please keep your day job, because The Blaze needs you and your TALENTS!!! The last few days, I have been reading stories & posts on The Blaze & so many disturbing news stories going on and just signed-in to post today, JUST TO give you a “High-Five” for your humor.
Report Post »Thank you for the laughs….Have a great day!!!
Green Eyed Lady
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:00pmTHANK YOU!!! I so needed that laugh just now! These are great!
Report Post »SageInWaiting
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:49pmI‘d ROTL if he wasn’t next in line should something happen to BHO.
Report Post »CrawfishFestival2
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:55am********
http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/05/the_amateur_barack_obama_in_the_white_house.html
Ed Klein’s Book -”The Amateur: Barack Obama in The White House” – is #1 on the New York Times’ Best Seller List.
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Report Post »Joe Biden is in the book – as the Village Idiot.
CrawfishFestival2
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:52amBiden in bed with COMMUNISTS – out to destroy The United States of America!
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Communist Russia honors Obama with a Postage Stamp for Destroying America
The Voice of Russia – Aug 2, 2011
Russia`s Post issues stamps to mark Obama`s 50th birthday
http://english.ruvr.ru/2011/08/02/54099467.html
Report Post »CrawfishFestival2
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:50amObama is beholden to serial Liar Joe BITE-ME Biden
for getting his CORRUPT son in Delaware to issue a BOGUS Warrant for Larry Sinclair – to have him arrested – as soon as he stepped off the stage – speaking at The National Press Club conference – to prevent Larry Sinclair from speaking to reporters – after he exposed Obama’s Excessive Drug use and bi-sexual activities in the gay bath houses of Chicago. – such as “Man’s Country” – and Obama being a member of Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s – “Down Low Club” – a matchmaking service – run out of his “church” – for black gay professionals who are married with children.
The charges were dropped – that Larry Sinclair was arrested on – from the Open Warrant for his Arrest.
US Senator Joe Biden used his influence – along w his co-conspirators – to have Washington, DC law enforcement officials – to honor an Open Warrant for Larry Sinclair’s arrest – coming out of Delaware.
Larry Sinclair should have filed a lawsuit – against ALL of YOU – for affecting his Right to Free Speech – with a warrant for his arrest on trumped-up charges.
Report Post »CrawfishFestival2
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:00pm*
http://www.wnd.com/2012/06/another-boost-for-obamas-gay-accuser/
ANOTHER BOOST FOR OBAMA‘S ’GAY’ ACCUSER
Two recent developments have bolstered a campaign by Larry Sinclair to advance the sensational claim in his 2009 book “Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder” that he and Barack Obama twice engaged in homosexual acts accompanied by cocaine use.
On May 17, lawyers representing Internet bookselling giant Amazon.com filed a brief in federal district court arguing that Sinclair’s book is not defamatory.
Last week, Robert Braddock Jr. – the Democratic Party operative who taped the lie detector test administered to Sinclair in February 2008 – was indicted in an unrelated matter by federal authorities and charged with conspiring to conceal campaign donations.
Braddock’s polygraph concluded Sinclair was lying.
But Sinclair continues to insist the charges in his book against Obama are true and that he has been a victim of a White House-organized campaign to discredit him.
Amazon claims
As WND reported, U.S. District Court Judge Richard J. Leon dismissed a libel case against Larry Sinclair for Sinclair’s claim that top Obama adviser David Axelrod paid $750,000 to rig the results of the polygraph test.
Leon ruled in his Feb. 28 opinion dismissing the case that the plaintiffs, Daniel Parisi and his Internet porn site Whitehouse.com Inc., failed to show Sinclair had published any knowingly false statements. The judge co
Report Post »theblazerunner
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:14pmdam nice…thanks
Report Post »CrawfishFestival2
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:45amThe Democratic Party’s Obama campaign – had VP nominee Joe Biden, the serial liar – take to the airwaves to FALSELY claim = “we are not associated with ACORN” – as soon as the ACORN Offices were raided for Fraud, Vote Fraud, Voter Registration Fraud – during the 2008 presidential campaign.
Patrick Gaspard as ACORN‘s CEO was the 2008 Obama campaign’s POLITICAL DIRECTOR.
ACORN’s former CEO – Patrick Gaspard – became Obama’s White House POLITICAL DIRECTOR – giving Bertha Lewis as ACORN’s “new” CEO – direct access to The White House.
Patrick Gaspard is now the Director of the DNC!
Report Post »barber2
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:51amJust more of the Big Lies we get from ” The Transparent Administration : But Don‘t Ask to See The President’s School Records !”
Report Post »barber2
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:43amThanks, Blaze. That was a riot ! If only SNL…..
Report Post »Make them stop
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:59amLOL, I agree. Thanks for the laugh!!
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:42amHe became VP as insurance for Odumber.
Report Post »huey6367
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:16pmIt is obvious that was the case. Who would want to harm O’dim bulb with Biden ready to take over? For O’dim bulb, that was probably the best decision he could have made – not for the country but himself. But aren’t all his decisions in his best interest and not the country?
Report Post »Tri-ox
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:42amJoe Biden may be an idiot-clown, but Americans should not lose sight of the fact that Biden is helping obama destroy America – Biden and obama are enemies of this great nation, and both must be removed from power before it’s too late.
Report Post »kickagrandma
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:42amWhat a dumb ****.
AMERICA, how did we fall so far?
Report Post »RightThinking1
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:39amWhat! No ‘bite me’ Biden?
Report Post »CrawfishFestival2
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:39am2010 Gaza Flotilla
Report Post »We Con The World:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOGG_osOoVg
CrawfishFestival2
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:37amWhile the MSM was blasting US Senator John McCain for choosing Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as Vice-Presidential nominee,
look who Obama chose as his VP!
A frigging idiot!
Report Post »edcoil
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:44amHe was the only one that actually made the President look good at the time.
Report Post »CrawfishFestival2
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:03pmObama’s propoganda machine chose Biden for VP – so that Obama would appear to be intelligent.
Obama is EVIL SMART.
Report Post »Mutiny
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:37amI am starting to think Biden is the the vice president from the movie “my fellow Americans”. He is the one really pulling the strings.
Report Post »CrawfishFestival2
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:36amBite-Me Biden
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This is a Big ******* Deal Biden
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