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Here Are 41 Joe Biden Expressions You Must Know

As the campaign trail heats up, it is important to keep a close eye on our elected officials.  But due to talking points and teleprompters, our leaders true feelings are often hard to predict.  That’s where Vice President Joseph Biden is a breath of fresh air. Our frank, second-in-command makes no bones about what’s on his mind, at all times.

Biden has been more expressive than ever in this crucial election cycle.  From formally inviting himself back onto the ticket, to friending the Taliban and implicating Navy SEALs, to forcing our first black president to also accept the haylo of the first gay president, all while predictably calling his electoral rival “President Romney.”

Your friendly Blaze staff has tirelessly investigated the various facial expressions of say-it-ain’t-so Joe, so that we might all watch in anticipation when he begins a sentence with –

“I shouldn’t say this, but I’m going to tell you anyway…”

1.  Bear Claw Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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2. Patriotic Grit Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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3.  PDA (Public Display of Affection) Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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4. “Can You Tell Me How To Get To…” Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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5.  Shout Out Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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6.  Did I just say that? Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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7.  I’m sorry I said that. Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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8. Middle Earth Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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9.  10-4 Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-jihadgene-greatreader.blogspot.com

10.  Slippery When Wet Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-www.dailymail.co.uk

11. Not Me, Not Me BidenThe 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

 

source-www.theblaze.com

12. Drive Through Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-madmikesamerica.com

13. Blue Steel Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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14. Fired Up Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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15.  Fired Down Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-www.vanityfair.com

16. Don’t Turn Around Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-kidsoftherecession.wordpress.com

17.  ”Who’s your Daddy?” Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-hindenblog1.blogspot.com

18. Doc Brown Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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19. “Who, Me?” Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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20. Epiphany Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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21. Crazy Uncle Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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22. Sour Patch Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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23. One Bite Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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24. Dick Cheney Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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25. Waiter Biden (Serving a hot plate of Biden)

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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26.  Adorable Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-kidsblogs.nationalgeographic.com

27. Sup’ Dog (Not related to #26)

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-www.nofactzone.net

28. Lemme at em’ Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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29. Startled Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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30. Bro Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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31. Wet T-Shirt Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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32. Hot Pursuit Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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33. Forgeddaboutit Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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34. Simmer Down Now Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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35. BOO! Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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36. You Disgust Me Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

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37. Ice Ice Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-www.theatlanticwire.com

38. Sumo Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

 

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39. Bully Biden The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-www.theblaze.com

40. One Final Thing Biden The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-www.dailymail.co.uk

41. Like A Boss Biden

The 41 Facial Expressions of Joe Biden

source-www.thedailybeast.com

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Comments (85)

  • sdeakins
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:23pm

    Number 40: Pull My Finger, Biden?

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    • Basharr
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 3:30pm

      Number 37 “Oops I just made soup in my Depends” Biden

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    • bobbiejean
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 7:49pm

      @Sdeakins, No, I think those fingers are pointed more horizontal than vertical.

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  • Melvin Spittle
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:22pm

    8. Middle Earth Biden

    I was a skilled archer,…then I took an arrow to the knee…

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  • broper
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:00pm

    I’ve never disliked Biden. He is a tight wad when it comes to charity, but he seems like a faithful husband and a good dad. I don’t think he is very bright however. Oh he isn’t dumb, he is just a regular Joe who was in the right place at the right time most of his life, despite the fact that he was in over-his-head for most of his career. He learned how to play the game (to a point), and played nice wtih others. Then he became VP and suddenly the “Senator has no clothes”. He is rapidly becoming a stooge, and it is almost sad except for the fact that he is giving Oblabla heartburn. Barry boy doesn’t want him around, but it will reflect on his poor judgement if he dumps his otherwise healthly VP. The saddest thing is that poor Joe still thinks he is being taken seriously. I do find him entertaining. Heck I would by the guy a beer, but I wouldn’t trust him to drive a school bus.

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    • AmericanPatriot
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:24pm

      I kind of feel the same way and we must all admit that he’s entertaining as all get out. But to think that, if something happened to the president, this man would be our Number One guy is rather frightening, don’t you think?

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    • Texas Chris
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:37pm

      Biden is an insurance contract. Barry is safe becasue NOBODY wants to end up with “President Biden”…

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    • JonQ
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 3:35pm

      BHO knows he is safe because Biden is his VP. If he give Joe the boot (especially for Hillary) come the democrat convention this summer, his life expectancy begins to plummet starting 2 years and one day into his second term (God help the USA if that happens).
      If alQaida and BinLadin really wante to harm the USA, they would have knocked off BHO. Why on earth would any enemy of the USA not want a stooge like Biden to become our ext president? That is unless they realize or know that BHO is on same mission of destroying the USA as some crazed jihadi or chi-com is. Just different methods, that’s all.

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    • lugger2010
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 6:27pm

      You, my friend, give new meaning to the term “You see the good in EVERYONE.” And I DO mean that in a good way.

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    • Carrieann1
      Posted on June 19, 2012 at 12:30am

      Broper –
      “He is rapidly becoming a stooge…” —- uh….. Uncle Joe has been a stooge and a buffoon for decades!! He jumped that shark long ago…….

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  • inexiletill2012
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:48pm

    I cant believe you Blaze editors forgot

    CLUELESS BIDEN

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  • SageInWaiting
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:46pm

    For self-preservation, a president with the ego of Obama would NEVER chose a person MORE competent than himself; it might be too tempting of a way to improve the governance of the country. I mean, really, Obama is BAD but can you image JESTER JOE in that job?

    Even “W” chose Cheney, somebody more scary to the left-wing than he.

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  • janedough1
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:43pm

    My favorite is Jeff Dunham’s Walter Biden.

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  • Detroit paperboy
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:39pm

    This idiotic moron is reason enough to vote against Obama…..I cant wait til November…..

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    • alfoss1540
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 1:31pm

      Come on. He is entertaining as hell.

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    • onteo
      Posted on June 24, 2012 at 2:02pm

      He should be vp for life. Sir gaffes-a lot is priceless.

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  • AVATARBABY
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:25pm

    Every monarchy needs a court jester and King Obama has his with Biden.

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  • theblazerunner
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:16pm

    i wish to see the expression of him after he is a windchime…

    this pos is guilty of treason and sedition.

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  • Grillmark55
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:13pm

    One heartbeat away from the Presidency. I see why Obama feels the need to apologize so much!

    Report Post » Grillmark55  
  • AmazingGrace8
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:07pm

    Benny…….you have resurrected Jack (Benny) into the 21st Century with your Academy Award To Benny for ‘PURE GENIUS HUMOR. However, please keep your day job, because The Blaze needs you and your TALENTS!!! The last few days, I have been reading stories & posts on The Blaze & so many disturbing news stories going on and just signed-in to post today, JUST TO give you a “High-Five” for your humor.
    Thank you for the laughs….Have a great day!!!

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  • Green Eyed Lady
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:00pm

    THANK YOU!!! I so needed that laugh just now! These are great!

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    • SageInWaiting
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:49pm

      I‘d ROTL if he wasn’t next in line should something happen to BHO.

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  • CrawfishFestival2
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:55am

    ********
    http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/05/the_amateur_barack_obama_in_the_white_house.html

    Ed Klein’s Book -”The Amateur: Barack Obama in The White House” – is #1 on the New York Times’ Best Seller List.

    ****
    Joe Biden is in the book – as the Village Idiot.

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  • CrawfishFestival2
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:52am

    Biden in bed with COMMUNISTS – out to destroy The United States of America!
    *

    Communist Russia honors Obama with a Postage Stamp for Destroying America

    The Voice of Russia – Aug 2, 2011

    Russia`s Post issues stamps to mark Obama`s 50th birthday

    http://english.ruvr.ru/2011/08/02/54099467.html

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  • CrawfishFestival2
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:50am

    Obama is beholden to serial Liar Joe BITE-ME Biden

    for getting his CORRUPT son in Delaware to issue a BOGUS Warrant for Larry Sinclair – to have him arrested – as soon as he stepped off the stage – speaking at The National Press Club conference – to prevent Larry Sinclair from speaking to reporters – after he exposed Obama’s Excessive Drug use and bi-sexual activities in the gay bath houses of Chicago. – such as “Man’s Country” – and Obama being a member of Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s – “Down Low Club” – a matchmaking service – run out of his “church” – for black gay professionals who are married with children.

    The charges were dropped – that Larry Sinclair was arrested on – from the Open Warrant for his Arrest.

    US Senator Joe Biden used his influence – along w his co-conspirators – to have Washington, DC law enforcement officials – to honor an Open Warrant for Larry Sinclair’s arrest – coming out of Delaware.

    Larry Sinclair should have filed a lawsuit – against ALL of YOU – for affecting his Right to Free Speech – with a warrant for his arrest on trumped-up charges.

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    • CrawfishFestival2
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:00pm

      *

      http://www.wnd.com/2012/06/another-boost-for-obamas-gay-accuser/

      ANOTHER BOOST FOR OBAMA‘S ’GAY’ ACCUSER

      Two recent developments have bolstered a campaign by Larry Sinclair to advance the sensational claim in his 2009 book “Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder” that he and Barack Obama twice engaged in homosexual acts accompanied by cocaine use.

      On May 17, lawyers representing Internet bookselling giant Amazon.com filed a brief in federal district court arguing that Sinclair’s book is not defamatory.

      Last week, Robert Braddock Jr. – the Democratic Party operative who taped the lie detector test administered to Sinclair in February 2008 – was indicted in an unrelated matter by federal authorities and charged with conspiring to conceal campaign donations.

      Braddock’s polygraph concluded Sinclair was lying.

      But Sinclair continues to insist the charges in his book against Obama are true and that he has been a victim of a White House-organized campaign to discredit him.
      Amazon claims

      As WND reported, U.S. District Court Judge Richard J. Leon dismissed a libel case against Larry Sinclair for Sinclair’s claim that top Obama adviser David Axelrod paid $750,000 to rig the results of the polygraph test.

      Leon ruled in his Feb. 28 opinion dismissing the case that the plaintiffs, Daniel Parisi and his Internet porn site Whitehouse.com Inc., failed to show Sinclair had published any knowingly false statements. The judge co

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    • theblazerunner
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:14pm

      dam nice…thanks

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  • CrawfishFestival2
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:45am

    The Democratic Party’s Obama campaign – had VP nominee Joe Biden, the serial liar – take to the airwaves to FALSELY claim = “we are not associated with ACORN” – as soon as the ACORN Offices were raided for Fraud, Vote Fraud, Voter Registration Fraud – during the 2008 presidential campaign.

    Patrick Gaspard as ACORN‘s CEO was the 2008 Obama campaign’s POLITICAL DIRECTOR.

    ACORN’s former CEO – Patrick Gaspard – became Obama’s White House POLITICAL DIRECTOR – giving Bertha Lewis as ACORN’s “new” CEO – direct access to The White House.

    Patrick Gaspard is now the Director of the DNC!

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    • barber2
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:51am

      Just more of the Big Lies we get from ” The Transparent Administration : But Don‘t Ask to See The President’s School Records !”

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  • barber2
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:43am

    Thanks, Blaze. That was a riot ! If only SNL…..

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  • biohazard23
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:42am

    He became VP as insurance for Odumber.

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    • huey6367
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:16pm

      It is obvious that was the case. Who would want to harm O’dim bulb with Biden ready to take over? For O’dim bulb, that was probably the best decision he could have made – not for the country but himself. But aren’t all his decisions in his best interest and not the country?

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  • Tri-ox
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:42am

    Joe Biden may be an idiot-clown, but Americans should not lose sight of the fact that Biden is helping obama destroy America – Biden and obama are enemies of this great nation, and both must be removed from power before it’s too late.

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:42am

    What a dumb ****.

    AMERICA, how did we fall so far?

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  • RightThinking1
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:39am

    What! No ‘bite me’ Biden?

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  • CrawfishFestival2
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:39am

    2010 Gaza Flotilla
    We Con The World:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOGG_osOoVg

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  • CrawfishFestival2
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:37am

    While the MSM was blasting US Senator John McCain for choosing Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as Vice-Presidential nominee,

    look who Obama chose as his VP!

    A frigging idiot!

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    • edcoil
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:44am

      He was the only one that actually made the President look good at the time.

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    • CrawfishFestival2
      Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:03pm

      Obama’s propoganda machine chose Biden for VP – so that Obama would appear to be intelligent.

      Obama is EVIL SMART.

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  • Mutiny
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:37am

    I am starting to think Biden is the the vice president from the movie “my fellow Americans”. He is the one really pulling the strings.

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  • CrawfishFestival2
    Posted on June 18, 2012 at 11:36am

    Bite-Me Biden

    *

    This is a Big ******* Deal Biden

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