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HILARIOUS: Florida Pastor Releases 10 Commandments…for Dating His Daughter (Justin Bieber May Not Apply)

Florida Pastor Doug Giles Puts Out Ten Commandments for Dating His Daughters

Florida Pastor Doug Giles has some advice for potential suitors for his two daughters.  ”Don’t think about it”… unless of course you’re ready to adhere to some “rules” he puts forth.  In a world where many young men are lacking manners, Pastor Giles‘s old world ’respect my daughter’ commandments are a breath of fresh air.

Here are three Blaze favorites:

Commandment I. Thou shall understand that your presence doesn’t make me happy. And know this: I’ve got a PI doing a background check on you at this moment.

Commandment II. Thou had better have a life. I have worked my butt off providing a good life for my daughter; therefore, you better have one, Spanky.

Commandment VI. Thou shall know that our family is old school. Do not even think about approaching me with liberal, hippie, agnostic, atheistic, anti-American or tree-humping bull crap.

Side note: One of Giles daughters has her own gun apparel company and another took down the corrupt community organizing group ACORN.

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Comments (312)

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  • American Soldier (Separated)
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:31pm

    Hey Blaze, the 90′s called. They’re filing a class action against the pastor and you for copyright infringement of their old joke.

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    • PossumStu
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 2:02pm

      Amen. How is this news when I remember reading it years ago?

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    • kwatch
      Posted on July 2, 2012 at 2:02pm

      uhhh duh- not everyone has ever seen the old joke- for some it is new- but I suppose arrogant people think because they know it, everyone will know it. Pop your ego bubble would you.

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  • pwatkins
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:18pm

    At least he didn’t say what Obama said, that he would let his daughters do as they pleased and ask for free contraceptives from the taxpayers. No Flukes in this man’s family.

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    • listeninginVT
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:57pm

      Don‘t forget Obama won’t make his daughters ‘live w/ their ‘mistakes”, i.e aborting his grandchild/ren…wonderful

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    • pwatkins
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 6:44pm

      Gotcha…the only commandments Obama goes by are his fathers, Barrack Sr.. Let’s tax them at 100% or I will say the father he claims in his Bill Ayers dream book..

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    • CherDash
      Posted on July 2, 2012 at 3:55pm

      ListeningINVT: Actually, he said he wouldn’t want his daughters punished with a baby.

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    • Black Eagle
      Posted on July 2, 2012 at 4:52pm

      Well, at least not until they get old enough to run away from home. Who would choose to live with this guy, unless they were psychologically damaged and needing someone to constantly boss them around.

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    • lapua338shooter
      Posted on July 2, 2012 at 6:14pm

      I had some very similar rules or “Commandments” for my 2 girls when they were old enough to date. The 2 that stick in my mind clearly are – No dating / boys until you’re 18… No. 2 No sex until I’m dead….
      The second one didn’t quite work out as i now have 5 wonderful grandkids.

      Stay Well…..

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  • Patrick74
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:14pm

    While the most important relationship between a parent and child is that between a father and his daughter, I must concur with others who’ve posted reservations about the language. The urge to be “edgy” as a “pastor” is simply the urge to conform to the world. Reminds me of the famous Saddleback church that has Hawaiian “services.“ Leave the ”edgy” to the world.

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    • mauijonny
      Posted on July 2, 2012 at 10:03pm

      What? What the heck’s wrong with Hawaiian services? That’s not “edgy,” that’s just serving a large population of Hawiians in CA. Besides which, Hawaiian services are quite beautiful and moving and, for all of Hawaii’s faults, we do have a strong Christian community (in fact, many are consevative but have just been brainwashed by the the progs). So I say a big “pffft” to your comment…

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  • TRONINTHEMORNING
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:10pm

    It was entertaining; the guy has a bit of an ego for a pastor, but I agree with protecting our daughters.

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:24pm

      Did you check out the link to his church? Clash Church? Lol…Their statement of faith looks acceptable though, at least on a quick scan.

      I like this guy. I think much was just humor, I bet he is a great guy actually. A bit coarse maybe, but so am I. As someone said below, the common misconception is that just because someone is a Christian he is a pushover.

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    • TRONINTHEMORNING
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:41pm

      I totally agree; as a Christian, I don’t suffer ignorance well; so I like this guy. I’m sure his group knows him well and appreciates his delivery.

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    • 4truth2all
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 2:04pm

      Yo Troll:

      120 grit … maybe?

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    • holy ghostbuster
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 6:37pm

      Exodus 21:7-11 is a great bible passage about protecting your daughters.

      holy ghostbuster  
    • Bluebonnet
      Posted on July 2, 2012 at 12:34pm

      I really missed not having a dad. In fact, I told people he died so I didn’t have to tell they were divorced when I was about 7-8. Well, after he beat her up numerous times and we’d find her crying, then he busted out her teeth, that was the end.
      My mom taught us to be decent, respectable girls. As we got older, we were never allowed to date until she met the boy and told them a few things. We were reminded that we never let anyone touch us in private places. She was strict in her way, but we both were virgins when we married. She always told us, touching and sex was to be saved for marriage.

      About 25 years later, my Dad looked us up. He was remarried with 5-6 children. My sister allowed him back into her life, but I just couldn’t. Girls who go out and get preg. don‘t know how they’re ruining their lives and the lives of their children. There is always an emptiness because you don’t have a real dad. It does affect you in many ways you’ll never comprehend.until you go through it yourself.
      My mom worked all those years to give us a good home, went to night school and was able to finish college after we married. Life wasn’t always easy, she made most of our clothes, taught us to have respect for ourselves. Thank God, those were the days when most people went to church, believed in God and tried to be respectful toward others.

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  • kcsparky
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:10pm

    Nice job Preach!!!! Totally awesome and inspiring considering todays kids were raised in a Kool-Aid mentality and have absolutely zero respect!

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    • Cesium
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 10:56pm

      being agnostic is not “drinking cool-aid.” For one to admit they do not know something to be true even if it rubs against the grain of your family or community is no cool-aid drinking.. Just because 1000s of people say it‘s true doesn’t make it so. A trillion flys like the taste of “bull crap” but I’m not trying it! Drinking cool aid is adults selling kids on the bible as truth and them growing up as adults not questioning it.. That’s drinking a whole hell of a lot of cool aide for years on end..

       
    • Romans828
      Posted on July 2, 2012 at 11:47am

      Cesium, where in his comment did KCSparky mention agnostics anyway? Or does everything in your world point to that topic?

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  • MNYukon
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:08pm

    This is what has been missing for the last 25 years. Look at what America has raised – some of it is not pretty.

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  • routnom23
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:02pm

    My daughter’s husband made a list like that, and added the question I asked him on their first date. I would always be cleaning my guns when her new boyfriends would pick them up for the first date. My question was,” do you think it would hurt more to be shot by a .44 Magnum or a .38 special? They always got the point. She did pick a winner.

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  • momtothreebeagles
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:00pm

    I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I admire him and his message, I sure wish my Dad had taken a stand like this instead of handing me off to the first guy that only wanted one thing from me, because my Dad didn’t have the time nor the inclination to protect me. On the other hand, he uses a bit of language that’s unbecoming of a pastor. Over all, I’d give this a 6 out of 10!

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    • holy ghostbuster
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 6:38pm

      That is because he is not a real pastor but a businessman.

      holy ghostbuster  
    • DissenterKnight
      Posted on July 2, 2012 at 9:01am

      Keep in mind the difference between pastor and reverend in some denominations. Pastors can be lay persons; reverends are generally the ones possessing the M. Div. certification and the “full time call”. Bear in mind also, that the issue at hand re: language is an admonition against oath taking and use of the Lord’s name in vain. The notion that Christians don’t cuss is one created by a: the need for apartness and b: societal expectation. I do my best to keep my language G Rated at all times so as to not become a stumbling block in exactly the way this fellow has. However, I’ve had the privilege to minister to a great many deploying and returning warriors and I can tell you, I don’t doubt their faith one little bit no matter how foul their language may become at time. They have a raw faith in need of tempering, but faith none the less.

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    • oneshiner
      Posted on July 2, 2012 at 5:35pm

      @TROLLTRAINER. Good answer. God deals with the Heart, not the brain. His message is Free-Will. With your heart you accept or reject. No body is out there to twist a sinners arms. The message is for all, the decision is theirs alone. But God does work in mysterious ways, so watch out sinner. Once you know the truth, there’s no going back.

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    • firedsilver.ok
      Posted on July 3, 2012 at 10:59am

      Anyone here ever read the KJV bible? If you have, did you change some of the words if you read out loud to children?
      This problem with language seems to me to be a effort to “strain at a gnat”. People worrying about specks of sawdust when they should be worried about the damn tree limbs smacking them in the head. And remember, Jesus was accused of all kinds of foul things (foul at least to the “gnat strainers”). I can guess how many of you on here would have felt when Jesus told people that they could do things on the Sabbath. That was way worse in the cultural mindset of Jews than using the word “a s s”, which didn’t even used to be considered a curse word (back to the KJV thing).
      I think all the whiners should get their panties out of a twist and get their big boy britches on.

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  • N37BU6
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:58pm

    Overbearing control freak. His daughter is going to hate him by the time she’s 30.

    N37BU6  
    • Captain Crunch
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:15pm

      NO…His daughter will thank him for being her protector. Do you have a daughter? If not then shut up because you don’t have a clue. Do you chase women just for a “piece”. If so then you may find yourself looking down the end of a gun barrel for trying to edge in on some fathers daughter. Stay away from mine…I wont relent.

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    • RollyBones
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:50pm

      You realize that this mans Daughter is none other than Hannah Giles! One of the smartest young ladies I have seen and one with great presence of mind! Evidently she thinks s great deal of her father and will for the rest of their lives!
      Rolly

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    • see.pee.aye
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 2:42pm

      No guy will ever be good enough for his little princess.

      see.pee.aye  
    • Want our country back
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 5:05pm

      Rollybones, I think that most posters missed that one of his daughter’s is Hannah Giles that exposed ACORN…. I don’t think her dad has a thing to worry about. Dad, you did a great job, she seems to have her head on straight.

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    • holy ghostbuster
      Posted on July 2, 2012 at 9:28pm

      And knocked up by the time she’s 20.

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  • hi
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:57pm

    I love the line in the movie Clueless to the guy taking his daughter out on a date…
    “I have a shovel and a body bag.”

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  • hi
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:52pm

    My daughter is gorgeous and has it all. But boys only want to date the drunk loose ones. Hopefully she will meet a Tim Tebow one day who would love to date a genuine Christian.

    I’m sure none of the guys the pastor described are the least bit I terested since his daughters are awesome too.

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  • Valuable
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:41pm

    This is awesome!!! Too bad my dad didn’t have a damn thing even remotely close this to say about the guys I dated.

    Dads- Be there for your daughters in this arena!!! It very well may look like Mom has it all covered by being the one your daughter goes to about this stuff but believe me, it comes back to bite the daughter in the butt as she goes through her 20‘s and 30’s and has not had a Dad who was a good role model (I did not say provider!) and didn’t teach her anything about how boys/girls and men/women relate.

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  • AnimalsAsLeaders
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:36pm

    “Do not even think about approaching me with … agnostic, atheistic,… bull crap.”

    Not very accepting or inviting for a pastor. Certainly not a very good messenger of god and his unwavering love of all mankind.

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    • ICEDRAGON
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:59pm

      Just because pastors will speak, teach and assist the fallen, it doesn’t mean that he has to make them part of his family, to allow a cancer within. Beware of whom you let into your home. So don‘t start the he’s not a good Christian crap. You haven’t a clue.

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:04pm

      Damn straight! Why should he invite or accept foolishness? The views he mentions are wrong, sinful, and ignorant.

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    • Sheepdog69
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:06pm

      Why do people always think that because you believe in Jesus Christ as you Lord and savior you have to be a push over and “accept” whatever the world, or people throw at you!? This guy is right on the money. “bad” language? Really? I wish more pastors spoke this way.

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    • pschlentz
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:08pm

      Hey ‘IWANTANANIMALTOLEADME’: What, if it feels good, do it?? Give a man with convictions a load of crap just because you don’t agree with him? Take a look at his daughters, they now are leaders. Go back under your rock, obviously you can’t even relate to a father that protects his family.

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    • scootervanneuter
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:13pm

      That is EXACTLY what a pastor should say! I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where we are so welcome sin and untruths into our lives – just the opposite, Skippy

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    • chazmo
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:39pm

      I always love how Atheist try to put their 2 cents into what a Pastor or any Christian should think or say.. hahaha.. Secondly it’s God not god.. god is your devil…

      Like it has been said before we Christians DO NOT have to tolerate sin by being meek little rabbits. Only Jesus is Jesus. We are sinners and work VERY hard to overcome our sins. A Christian works tirelessly on not sinning. We DO NOT just accept it as “whatever feels good do it” But, it doesn’t mean we are cowards.. Even Jesus got angry in the Temple.

      I will protect my 2 Daughters and my 4 Sons at all cost. Even with my own life.

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    • hcartexas
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 3:58pm

      God doesnt love all mankind… read the book. If you dont believe, youre a post toastie.

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 6:10pm

      HCARTEXAS,

      You are wrong! You are misinterpreting the OT. God hates SIN and that is what brings His wrath. But God loves ALL sinners. Read John 3:16. His offer of salvation, through the redeeming blood of Jesus Christ, is open to all.

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    • holy ghostbuster
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 6:40pm

      He is a shrewd businessman and this is a ploy to get publicity.

      holy ghostbuster  
    • holy ghostbuster
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 6:41pm

      @ Chazmo – Been there, done that…Christianity.

      holy ghostbuster  
    • AnimalsAsLeaders
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 6:53pm

      christians are gonna have a real hard time converting people to their religion if they don’t talk to non-believers. geez, talk about preaching to the choir.

      AnimalsAsLeaders  
    • AnimalsAsLeaders
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 7:15pm

      @PSCHLENTZ

      lol was the name “iwantananimaltoleadme” meant to be an insult or something? ALL leaders are animals – check the kingdom **** sapiens belong to.

      AnimalsAsLeaders  
    • chazmo
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 7:40pm

      @Ghost buster

      and??? So now your spreading your Anti-Christian message? Did you spread the gospel as hard as you spread your Anti Christian message? You are not going to convert anyone here. Be whatever you choose to be. Just stop with the Christian bashing.

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 8:37pm

      AnimalsAsLeaders
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 6:53pm

      christians are gonna have a real hard time converting people to their religion if they don’t talk to non-believers. geez, talk about preaching to the choir.
      ———————————————————————————————–

      Ah! There is your problem, you do not understand! Who wants to convert you to their religion? Oh, I would love to see you saved, but that is not my job. My job is to spread the gospel message, it is up to you to accept or reject it. If you want to seriously talk I will spend as much time with you as you like, as would this pastor. But if you are just going to scoff and mock then screw you! It is not MY problem, it is YOURS!

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  • DoomsdayProphet
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:35pm

    With every good dad there’s an Uncle in the bushes.

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  • Polarized America
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:34pm

    note to Benny … The first three in Roman Numerals are ..l..ll..lll….not …Vl for the number 3
    ———————

    Good luck Dad.. try all you want but forgive them with their shortcomings ….stuff happens

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    • SovereignSoul
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:54pm

      It would probably be a good idea to learn the difference between “mildly amusing” and “hilarious” as well.

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    • CPYT
      Posted on July 2, 2012 at 12:55am

      maybe it’s not the third commandment that was his favorite? Idk though, can’t watch the video on my phone. :/

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  • COFemale
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:33pm

    Great job dad, too bad the dads of occupiers didn’t take this same stance, some of those rapist in the group, wouldn’t be rapist and the girls would have grown up with self respect.

    Steelhead you are such a putz. I take it you think pastors have to be these stuck-up holier than thou pastors and can’t be light-hearted with sense of humor guys. Get a life and your head out of your _______.

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    • Bronco II
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:17pm

      Good one it’s nice to hear a pastor not play the one upmenship to many do.Yes the holier then thous and non believers love to use this to say and their christan.Yes we are christianity is not a religion it‘s a reality and we’re not second class citizens or door mats.He is being a father first and being a man he knows how men or boys minds work and that isn’t a put down GOD wired them that way but they should keep it in check and if brought up with morals they will naturally treat all women with respect and the same for women.GOD made women to be beautiful to attract the opposite sex and it‘s fine for them to look and like what they see but not lust and their tongues hanging out of their mouths that isn’t the way GOD set it up and the same for women.

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    • dmerwin
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:55pm

      Steelhead
      … that burned planned parenthood.

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  • WaterTheTree
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:22pm

    I see LOL as a comment on many posts, but right at the end here, I really did laugh out loud. Thanks!

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  • Doctor Nordo
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:20pm

    Dad, chill the hell out. These girls aren’t children. They are able to take care of themselves just fine.

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    • dmerwin
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:40pm

      Doc chill yourself. If most dads cared this much about their kids our country would be in GREAT shape.

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    • Valuable
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:42pm

      No!!!! The girls need strong, positive influence from their dad!!! My sisters and I never got it and we all have issues with men and have since high school!!

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    • Recon1
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:16pm

      Um, yeah, they all start out as children, and we take care of them because it is our *job to do so – parents aren’t obligated to condone every fool who walks through their door regardless of their age.

      Drive my brand new corvette? Hell no! Date my daughter? Yeah go ahead, wouldn’t want to get all judgemental about your character…

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  • Z
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:19pm

    LOVE IT! No matter how old they are. Once they call you daddy, always a daddy. We protect our girls.
    God Bless America

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  • Faith_Grace
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:13pm

    I think it was awesome! As a mother of two sons the first thing taught in my home were respect for women and integrity. So I have no doubt my sons would pass his or anyones 10 commandments. And as to STEELHEADS COMMENT…..I think God probably got a chuckle from this. After all, I believe he has a sense of humor. Lighten up!

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  • Old Truckers
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:05pm

    Every father of a daughter should make up his own 10 commandments for those “suitors” that will sneak around the house trying to get in. Lay the law down Pop, if you don’t, your daughter and the sneaky kid will have free reign.

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  • felix
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:04pm

    Wonderful !!!!

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:02pm

    …
    It was great, right up until the end. What was with those hand puppets? That part was so lame.

    Liked the “old school” 10 commandments for dating daughters. Good job.

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  • revitup
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 11:55am

    Yup,I love it.

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  • Steelhead
    Posted on July 1, 2012 at 11:54am

    This guy is a pastor? making up the rules of God for a laugh, what a loser

    Steelhead  
    • felix
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:05pm

      pot calling the kettle black !

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    • JQCitizen
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:06pm

      You have got to stretch your brain a little to understand Irony; And as a woman, I am VERY HAPPY to have seen some examples in our society lately that REAL MANHOOD is coming back in America!

      ‘Scuse me, Getting one of those hot-flashes again….

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    • rickg62
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 12:06pm

      Sounds like without a sense of humor, you’re the loser.

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    • routnom23
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:04pm

      So, you don’t think God has a sense of humor? You must live a very sad life.

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:13pm

      Of course God has a sense of humor! He created steelhead, didn’t He?

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    • Steelhead
      Posted on July 1, 2012 at 1:30pm

      trolltranny- thanks for the laugh

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