‘Hillary Clinton’ Robs Bank in Virginia
- Posted on December 29, 2010 at 10:34am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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For years, people have joked that the government is “robbing” them when it comes to taxes. Now an actual bank robber has fueled that fire by posing as Hillary Clinton during a recent heist.
The Loudon Times in Sterling, VA says a gun-wielding man robbed a bank on December 27 while wearing a Hillary Clinton mask. No injuries were reported and Hillary the robber made off with an undisclosed amount of cash. This is the second time the Wachovia bank branch has been robbed in as many months.
Bank robbery is apparently a Clinton family affair. In 2009, a man robbed a bank in Connecticut while wearing Bill Clinton masks.
In 1991, Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves made the robbers-as-presidents bank heist popular in their movie “Point Break.” In that film, four bank robbers pose as presidents Carter, Johnson, Nixon, and Reagan.
(H/T: Politico)
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Comments (50)
Constitutional
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 2:57pmHow long will it be before someone in an Obama or Michelle mask does a dirty deed?
Report Post »But then, what could they do to surpass the damage those two have already done to our country?
@leftfighter
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 2:15pmShe must still be trying to pay off campaign debts.
Report Post »TeaPartyPatriot
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 1:14pm…and I though the lunatic-left d-crat socialists only robbed hard-working, responsible, tax-paying American citizens.
Report Post »rbqueen
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:38amI agree with several of y’all. I believe that it was Hillary posing as Hillary and Bill posing as Bill to throw the blame off of them. Unless of course it was Obama posing as Bill and Hillary on the robberies, these possibilities really do need to be checked out. Make Obama prove that he was out on the golf course during the robberies.
Report Post »ovrwlmd
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 12:07pmIs Obama anywhere else? It would be mighty hard to prove. Unless . . . it’s really Biden who plays golf all the time wearing an Obama mask.
Report Post »cykonas
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:33amIf the dummy would have worn a garishly colored pants suit nobody would have ever known it wasn’t her.
Report Post »Pilgrim Bill
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:31amA lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns
Report Post »ReaganBaby
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:30amI wonder who was driving the get away vehicle?
Report Post »C.C.D.
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:47amIt was probably Bill, with a Tipper mask on..lol
Report Post »heavyduty
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:49amCarter
Report Post »heavyduty
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:53amCarter was driving the getaway vehicle. You could tell by the odor of peanuts coming out of the muffler.
Report Post »C.C.D.
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 12:01pmThat’s not nice, you shouldn’t talk about the 1st lady like that..
Report Post »NancyBee
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 12:05pmObama
Report Post »NickDeringer
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:27amHillary, is that you? There’s a great metaphor here.
Report Post »takethelake
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:24amShe is at least being out in the open about ripping us off,
Report Post »more honest that way
C.C.D.
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:23amThe Obama re-election fund raising campaign has started!!
Report Post »hickoryrat
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:22amShouldn’t be against the law to rob a bank or the government.
Report Post »They do it to us,what gos around.
PITMASTER
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:18amIs that the same gun she used to kill Vince Foster?
Report Post »spreadcommonsensenot pc
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:16amUHA now I know how the Clintons did it………………coming in as POTUS on a ARK gov salary THEN leaving office 8yrs later with a networth of 50mil$$$. AND now with a networth of over 100mil$$$$
Report Post »HOWD THEY DO DAT!!!!!! Hillary found moonlighting……finally case is closed
oldchevyguy
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:11amIf he wasn’t wearing a pantsuit,it wasn’t her
Report Post »C.C.D.
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:05amThis may be the closest I ever come to supporting Hillery!
Report Post »C.C.D.
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:01amWhat happen to political correctness? How do they know it was a gun wielding man? Big broad shoulders? Deep voice? Could be Janet Napolitano behind that mask, I‘m just say’n…
Report Post »starman70
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:09amDon‘t Ask Don’t Tell!
Report Post »moreteaplease
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 4:50pmHmmm…you got me wondering now.
Report Post »Sledgehammer
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 10:56amIt was Hillary, in a Hillary mask!
Report Post »WHITE LOTUS2x
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 10:56amI had her pegged from the start. White Water and Hillary Care? Maybe she is under that mask.
Report Post »Kurty C Wipe
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 10:52amKinda does look like a “set” hanging down.
Report Post »CYCLONE
Posted on December 30, 2010 at 4:27am… LOL !!!…
… she does apparently own both pairs of balls in the family…. LMAO !!!
Report Post »ovrwlmd
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 10:51amGuess that’s another way to fund a campaign. Oh, wait a second . . . she’s probably just helping out Rangel with his defense fund.
Report Post »starman70
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 10:48amI guess the State Department salary isn’t enough!
Report Post »BrotherWill
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 10:47amI saw a woman trying to negotiate as Secretary of State with foreign countries wearing a Hillary mask too.
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:28amToo funny! Guess no one has had the kahonies to wear an Obama mask yet. They would probably open the vault for him if he did.
Report Post »snowleopard3200 {cat folk art}
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 1:23pm@Grandmaof5
The thieves want to scare the victims they are robbing (hence the Hillary mask), not have them rolling on the floor in utter hysterical laughter (Obama and Napoletano masks).
Report Post »23
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 10:46amThe two robberies were probably done by the same dude. Next month, part 3.
Report Post »stmike
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 10:39amHahahahaha way too funny! I think I’m gonna change my imobsters name to Slick Hillary!
Report Post »walkwithme1966
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 12:27pmThat is a funny story!!!
Report Post »Taquoshi
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 2:20pmIt’s been a difficult day here. Thanks! I really needed that laugh!!!
Report Post »Xcori8r
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 10:39amShe couldn’t hold us up with her health care reform in ’93 so she finally took to the streets.
Report Post »cessna152
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:12amHillary would never settle for anything less than a trillion….
Report Post »tobywil2
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 11:32amDoes Hillary have an alibi? http://commonsense21c.com/
Report Post »cubber
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 12:11pmShe was with Bill, really. I mean really.
Report Post »tower7femacamp
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 12:39pmGreat movie !
Report Post »snowleopard3200 {cat folk art}
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 1:01pmAt least they caught her good side (I know, there is no good side), in the mask.
No one should rob banks anyway. Always leaves too much of a mess to clean up and investigate, along with all the paperwork.
Just have the crooks run for Congress or the White House, like they mostly do now anyhow.
Report Post »avenger
Posted on December 29, 2010 at 4:19pmI love it….she has been robbing the USA since she started in politics.living large on the government dole….
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