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‘Holy Mackerel’: VP Biden Kisses Supporter on Lips for Cracking Clint Eastwood Joke

Vice President Joe Biden Kisses Suppoert on Lips for Cracking Eastwood Joke

Vice President Joe Biden (AP)

Vice President Joe Biden was so pleased with one woman’s anti-Clint Eastwood joke today at a campaign stop in Ohio, he actually kissed her on the lips, according to a pool report.

Biden rolled into Antone’s Italian Grill at around 2:30 p.m. today, “a slightly swankier-than-average food booth,” the report said.

“I just ate lunch,” Biden said, before looking at the menu options and taking recommendation from restaurant staff.

For the vice president of the United States, they chose $6 balls of fried cheese with tomato sauce and pasta. “This is a meal,” Biden said, after getting his plate.

“Holy mackerel,” he added, and gave the waiter a $20 bill and declined change back.  “Good recommendation, man.”

Then things got interesting. After posing for some photos with food in hand, he started to chat with some supporters who were around. “I used to have hair like that,” Biden quipped to a little boy with a buzz cut, adding “Look what happened.”

Then a woman, later identified as Bev Kalmer of Poland, Ohio by the pool, told the vice president: “Welcome to Ohio.”

“I‘ve been waitin’ all day to be here,” Biden responded.

Then the Kalmer shot back, “You gotta keep the chair,” referencing Clint Eastwood’s speech at the Republican National Convention Thursday night where he spoke to an invisible President Obama in an empty chair on stage.

So Joe Biden puckered up and gave the women a “kiss right on the lips, and “she swooned.”

When the pool asked her if she wants Biden to run for president in 2016, she said : “I don’t know. We’ve got to keep the chair.” She paused. ”You got that? The invisible chair.”

We got it.

So far video of the smooch doesn’t appear to be available but TheBlaze is working to try and secure some footage.

(H/T:: Weekly Standard)

Comments (144)

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  • Free2speakRN
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:45pm

    That ain’t fair.

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    • deedeemao
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 9:42pm

      That’s GROSS.That’s like when your horny elderly aunt or lecherous uncle kisses you on the lips at a family gathering and slips you the tongue for good measure.

      Joe Biden is like a parody of a red-faced, back-slapping, jocular used car salesman with a phony smile on his face. Disgusting.

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    • sillyfreshness
      Posted on September 1, 2012 at 1:00am

      Joe Biden-the court jester clown of the Democratic Party (Communist Party).

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    • Detroit paperboy
      Posted on September 1, 2012 at 10:02am

      That Eastwood thing has really gotten under their skin………………….

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    • 13th Imam
      Posted on September 1, 2012 at 3:40pm

      What was the name of the guy he kissed?

      Report Post » 13th Imam  
  • El Paso Girl
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:36pm

    If that *#*#** kissed me he’d be on the floor………………..and then arrested.

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  • michael48
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:33pm

    tell her to get that black thang outa her mout…dam, dat’s ugly…

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  • noslave
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:23pm

    big deal,the media constantly kisses obama elsewhere,liberal are a touchey,feeley bunch??

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  • commonsenseguy
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:15pm

    there is no mouthwash on earth than can get rid of the smell or taste of biden disease ,so now she is offically infected with the left wing disease called communism.

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    • let us prey
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 11:01pm

      Common
      Hey man, how are you. Haven’t talked for a while, hope all is well on the beet farm.

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    • jhaydeng
      Posted on September 1, 2012 at 10:55am

      Cheese ball breath and pasta!!!

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:10pm

    When the woman was asked later about the kiss she said, “Kiss me once, shame on you, kiss me twice and tell others….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gZ6-6RbSEg“

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    • The-Monk
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:52pm

      As in ASAP…..

      The-Monk  
    • Walkabout
      Posted on September 1, 2012 at 12:03am

      Well you got your answer for what it was worth. I just don’t know

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:09pm

    Well, that certainly wasn’t a plant, was it?

    Does anyone else here wonder what jill does all the time?

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  • Tri-ox
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:08pm

    So now, Crazy Joe is running around sexually assaulting (ugly democrat) women? I sure am glad that obama is sticking with Biden – LOL.

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:04pm

    Obama asked Joe about the kiss later and if was a big deal…. Joe responded;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHKq9tt50O8

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  • jumbles
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:01pm

    What a dumb story.If you have sucked dry the days newsworthy events then go and grab a cup of coffee and a donut or something.What’s next,a little kitty stuck up a tree because Obama’s dog chased it up there….cue the dog eating cracks.

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    • commonsenseguy
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:19pm

      hey jumbles,you might want to know who has been kissed by a communist because it is a really nasty disease and if some one has been touched or kissed by one then they could give it to someone you know and then they will give it to you, you just never know who has the communist disease

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  • GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:59pm

    Oh lady, be careful, you don’t know where have been those lips….

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  • nobull14
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:57pm

    He is worried about being dropped from the ticket?. If I were the women he kissed ?. I would be worried about picking up a STD . She should have her self checked !!!!!.

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  • marine249
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:57pm

    BLAZE
    Spare us.

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 9:42pm

      Sometimes the only way to properly prepare the troops, is have them crawl through animal guts. Come on Marine, you know that.

      Semper Fi.

      Squash the Gecko.

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  • denkat56
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:55pm

    be careful ol joe hasnt had his shots yet. clint said it all right, biden is the poster child for the dems, ill match my taxes and donations with ol joe anytime. i wonder if ol joe slipped her the tounge.

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  • watersRpeople
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:55pm

    I guess it’s a good thing that God is going to clean out the gene pool into the billions. Nobody is going to see Jesus until the only people who are left are his mothers, brothers, and sisters who do the work of the Lord.

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    • v15
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:28pm

      I’m sick of your holier than thou religious ******** and getting off on most of the people in the world dying. Enough with these “I can’t wait until God kills you all” comments and fantasies.

      Report Post » v15  
    • watersRpeople
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:38pm

      v15,
      What’s the big deal? You get all bent out of shape about someone dying in a car accident, when there is an utter collapse coming and plagues with so much whacking going on it will be phenomenal. I’m just trying to prepare you for it.

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    • watersRpeople
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:40pm

      And to cement it into your ignorant mind that you might want to think twice next time you want to screw your way into over 6 billion people in the world.

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    • crackerone
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 9:14pm

      @golden shower

      The democratic convention is sorely missing one more idiot. Put your giddy-up sticks on, and get cracking.

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    • JohnCantiusGarand
      Posted on September 1, 2012 at 7:00pm

      WATERS…you may want to re-read the series of events you appear to be rather casually referring to. You’re quite a bit off. BTW…no reply necessary; don’t want to initiate something between a sermon and a Holy war.. Just Sayin’.

      Report Post » JohnCantiusGarand  
  • Tigress1
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:55pm

    The woman probably didn’t “swoon”, she probably passed out from his bad breath after eating all that fried cheese!

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    • the old plumber
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 9:20pm

      The “press” failed to say how much wine he swilled down with the fried cheese, that’s what got her.

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  • rtlane28
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:54pm

    Biden’s “stand up Chuck” was way better than Bev’s joke. What in the hell did Bev even mean ?

    “When the pool asked her if she wants Biden to run for president in 2016, she said : “I don’t know. We’ve got to keep the chair.” She paused. ”You got that? The invisible chair.””

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    • vic138
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:03pm

      It means that they want another empty suit that will just take orders from the left-wing of the party.

      Report Post » vic138  
    • crackerone
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:59pm

      I thought it was pretty funny, that he told the little boy, by the time you reach my age, they will have prefected hair plug technology.

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    • crackerone
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 9:05pm

      Hope the chair had “scotchguard” on it. They can give it a light scrub, and rinse it off with a garden hose.

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  • freedomofspeech
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:53pm

    At lest she knows he had an AIDS test done

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  • vic138
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:53pm

    Wonder what his breath smelt like… Yikes!!!

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  • The Shadowmaster
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:53pm

    After kissing Biden, the poor Obamabot should be tested for foot in mouth disease.

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  • kalli
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:51pm

    Yuck! She’d better get a tetanus shot fast.

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  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:51pm

    If it was Obama, he would have used tongue and grabbed her buttocks. at least joe closed his eyes.

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  • Slick Willie
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:50pm

    YUCK!! Hope she’s up to date on her shots!!

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  • Exrepublisheep
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:48pm

    So far video of the smooch doesn’t appear to be available but TheBlaze is working to try and secure some footage……Why?

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    • jumbles
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:15pm

      Because theyr’e a sad lot.

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    • crackerone
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 9:11pm

      Cuz, old plug’s probably had a sixpack on the tour bus, and was grinding his sixfoot frame into the woman’s teenage daughter, before he realized his mistake.

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  • Tigress1
    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:44pm

    Gag me! Yuck! I’d go wash my mouth out. You don’t want to catch what Biden has!

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    • randy
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 7:54pm

      All I can imagine is Snoopy kissing Lucy

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    • fande3rls
      Posted on August 31, 2012 at 8:14pm

      Randy don’t insult snoopy , hes a great beagle .

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