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‘Hook-Nosed Jew’: Comedian Andy Dick Launches Anti-Semitic Rant Against Howard Stern

If you are offended by crass language, here’s what you need to know: comedian Andy Dick went on a vulgar, anti-Semitic rant this week calling Howard Stern, among other things, a “fu**ing little hook-nosed Jew” and describing Stern’s “money-grubbing, miserly Jewishness.” Stern, the infamous radio shock jock, responded in his own vulgar way.

Now, exit the story.

However, if you want to hear the rants of both men, and can stomach a lot of profanity, keep reading on.

Here’s how Reuters describes what happened:

Andy Dick, no stranger to stirring controversy and alienating large groups of people, called shock jock Howard Stern a “shallow, money-grubbing Jew,” Tuesday.

The comedian fired against Stern on the “Greg Fitzsimmons Show,“ calling the radio host a ”big fat hook nose,“ and ”miserly.”

Dick claims he still hasn’t been paid for “The S*** Show,” a program he has hosted for several years on Stern’s Sirius Radio channel, Howard 101, starting in 2006.

Among some other colorful statements, here’s how Stern responded:

“Andy’s run out of friends,” Stern added. “You’re not getting paid a dime because your show sucks, a**-wipe … Stop blaming the world for your problems. Make yourself valuable, stop looking for the handouts waiting for the Jew to give a job.”

Below you can find the audio of Stern finding out about Dick’s comments via a caller. During the course of the two clips, Stern plays Dick’s remarks and works in rants about people expecting handouts and anti-Semitism (again, if you are offended by crass language, there is an extreme CONTENT WARNING for language attached to these unedited clips):

If you’re so inclined, you can listen to Dick’s initial rant below, which start at about the 6:00 minute mark (CONTENT WARNING still applies):

Comments (89)

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  • Stoneez
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:59am

    Once a dick…

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    • gotta light
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 10:21am

      AWWWW

      Can anyone tell me where the F*** Andy Lost his mind at this time?
      Did he lose it smoking meth in the limo?
      Did he lose it smoking crack in the bathroom?
      Did he lose on his way back home from the club?

      Don’t be surprised when you hear Andy Dick pulls a Amy Winehouse….

      Hey bud gotta light?

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    • Lotus503
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 10:57am

      Fitting last name…

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    • becker88
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 11:55am

      There is no need for this rhetoric.

      http://politicalbowl.com – Political Videos

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    • JRook
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:14pm

      Like either one of these individuals deserve attention here or anywhere else.

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    • Melvin Spittle
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:14pm

      Dick is insignificant. He is a train wreck. His outrageous behavior is typical for this worthless bag of festering flesh.

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    • ILUVJESUS
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:19pm

      Andy needs some serious help.

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    • Marcobob69
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:29pm

      When it comes right down to it, WHO CARES WHAT THESE TWO MORONS THINK!

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    • techengineer11
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 1:39pm

      Is Howard Stern a Jew too? My goodness. He does have a big ole nose but more than that he’ so filthy and perverted.. Just disgusting. Who cares about his big nose…

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    • AvengerK
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 3:23pm

      Let’s be honest…Andy Dick is a disaster of a human being. I’m surprised he can even dress himself.

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    • AvengerK
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 3:29pm

      and what strands of a career Andy Dick may have had….he can kiss that goodbye. No one will hire him in Hollywood at this point. Expect to hear of Dick dead in a hotel room somewhere.

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    • SpeckChaser
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 7:12pm

      I know little about dick, but has he ever been relevant? Was there something he did at some point that was important or worth while that I missed? Or has he always been famous for being garbage?

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    • ozchambers
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 7:51pm

      I cant stand Stern or Dick. And I don’t care what race they are.

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  • One Man Progressive Wrecking Crew
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:50am

    Andy Dick is such a talentless lowlife dirtbag I don‘t know why or how he’s even anywhere outside skid row sharing a dumpster with Charlie Sheen….. Stern is what he is. You either love him or hate him or neither….I’m in the neither category.

    As a self made man, great guy but he didn‘t do society any favors with his radio filth and could be considered as one of the people who greased the skids for the societal breakdown of today we’re all witnessing. But you can’t hang that all one white Jewish guy.

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    • DrFrost
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 10:20am

      Howard Stern and Andy Dick are cut from the same cloth. They both say the most revolting drivel they can come up with and hope someone is entertained by it. Seems like a horrible way to make a living…

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    • KPEdwards
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 11:54am

      @DRFROST

      No, Andy is the kind of guy who gives cocaine to a women who had problems with drugs and was sober for 10 years, and then made jokes about how she then killed her husband and herself to a friend of the dead man. Then refuses to apologize about it years later, and subsequently gets beaten up by Jon Lovitz. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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  • dscheerer
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:49am

    Andy Dick is an idiot looking for free publicity. It’s interesting to watch the antics and the meltdowns of celebrities who no longer have sources of income due to a failing economy and a movie industry that no longer puts out anything worth watching, TV shows are even worse.

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    • HorseCrazy
      Posted on August 18, 2011 at 11:08am

      agreed they put out nothing at all worth watching and all of these recycled ideas and remakes that bomb make me READ books instead of watch the nonsense they put out. Andy dick is a hate filled strange little man. Howard stern is just a creep. they all disgust me.

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  • JoeNY
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:42am

    Wait a minute. Since when has Howard been relevent and Andy Dick had a career? I thought those guys were done long ago. Sounds like a great marketing scheme to get them both some airtime of value.

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  • babylonvi
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:41am

    Andy who?

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  • Lion420
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:41am

    Always funny Andy! Always funny…

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  • Eric in Tennessee
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:35am

    Adny Dick = UnFunny Sad little man-child

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  • The Bulletproof Patriot
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:28am

    When Andy Dick isn’t exposing himself on stage, groping the guests on night shows, or Jew bashing, he’s probably a really great guy…

    http://www.thebulletproofpatriot.com

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  • I Love Howie Carr
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:20am

    Isn’t Andy Dick a jew? He‘s just a crass attention getter who can’t crack any real jokes, so he appeals to the lowest of the low. I don’t really see this as anti-semetic, just dumb.

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    • shofar
      Posted on August 19, 2011 at 3:23pm

      Dick is NOT Jewish! He grew up Presbyterian.

      He is your classic anti-Semite, blaming everything that is wrong in his life and the world on the Jew. It is something that has gone on since the time of Abraham, and will continue until the end of the world.

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  • javasport
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:17am

    Andy Dick hasn’t been funny since… well… nevermind. He’s never been funny.

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  • ZABO
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:16am

    all the b.s. that stern has pulled on people in the past and now he’ll find out about the useless so-called funny skits. h. stern’s past might be a catchin up with old howie. oh well, and you get what you give howard. this catholic won’t be losing any sleep over these two a-wipes! to bad and i’m not that sad!!!!

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  • streetrodder
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:12am

    Who is Andy Dick? I’ll bet he is a real Dick.

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  • 13th Imam
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:10am

    I can just see Letterman, Dick, and Stern, sitting having a few glasses of Manishevitz Wine, laughing about all the free airtime they are getting. Mazeltov

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    • shofar
      Posted on August 19, 2011 at 3:30pm

      13th,

      1. It’s spelled “Manischewitz” at least time the time to look up the spelling.

      2. Neither Letterman or Dick are Jewish, so I doubt they would drink MANISCHEWITZ.

      3. Stern is the only one that is Jewish. Get your facts straight before you spout off, and take time to at least learn to spell names correctly is you are going to perpetuate the stereotype.

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  • mikenleeds
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:03am

    neither one of these foul mouth punks matters to me at all ,
    if they fell off the face of the earth today no one would give a ****.

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  • miles from nowhere
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:01am

    Sounds to me like the dogs are eating the dogs!

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  • bandi9
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:55am

    i dont even know who the dude is, and for one, have never found Stern funny in the least.

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  • MrBigBillyB
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:47am

    How are either of these two still relevant?
    Stern at least has his own channel and money. Andy has always been an attention whore. Anyone ever see the clip of him begging for attention while hanging around Keifer Southerland?

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  • the58thstate
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:46am

    i dont like either of these guys but andy is now in court here in my home town for grabbing mens privates at a bar. he wont get any special favors around here if the public has anything to do with it.

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  • ares338
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:43am

    Who cares what either of them says?

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  • I_Hate_Libs
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:42am

    Howard Stern is very funny. ahahah

    The horror of the Democrat mind.

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  • Gary S
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:42am

    His last name is fitting!

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  • AlansTigg
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:42am

    Does any one really care what Andy Dick says or does??

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  • Blight14
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:40am

    If the yarmulke fits…………………………and it does!

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  • I_Hate_Libs
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:39am

    How much longer before we see this guy going postal?

    The horror of the Democrat mind.

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  • GodHatesFigs
    Posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:38am

    From the oldest of times, people danced for a number of reasons. They danced in prayer, or so that their crops would be plentiful, or so their hunt would be good. And they danced to stay physically fit, and show their community spirit. And they danced to celebrate.” And that is the dancing we’re talking about. Aren’t we told in Psalm 149? “‘Praise ye the Lord. Sing unto the Lord a new song. Let them praise his name in the dance.” Amen. And it was King David- King David, who we read about in Samuel. And what did David do? What did David do? What did David do? ”David danced before the Lord with all his might leaping and dancing before the Lord.” Leaping and dancing. Ecclesiastes assures us that there is a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh and a time to weep. A time to mourn and there is a time to dance. And there was a time for this law, but not anymore. See, this is our time to dance. It is our way of celebrating life. It’s the way it was in the beginning. It‘s the way it’s always been. It’s the way it should be now.

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