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Huffington Post to Readers: ‘Create Your Own Religion’

Huffington Post to Readers: Create Your Own Religion

The proposed "Tea Party of America" Religion

Disenchanted with the current religious options available for observance? If so, you’re in luck. Earlier this week, The Huffington Post launched a satirical campaign that invited readers to create their own religion. The contest, which has already stopped accepting submissions, will offer up a number of new “faith” options for anxious seekers. Below, you can read the initial contest information:

You’ve got the long hair, the nice bushy beard, and lots of beliefs, but you don’t have the 2.2 billion adherents worldwide. Or perhaps you’re chubby and like to sit cross-legged, but no one is making statues of you. Or maybe you’re a mediocre sci-fi writer that wants people speaking your psuedoscience.

Well now you can be the next Jesus, the next Buddha, or even the next L. Ron Hubbard. Sign up now to create-your-own religion. You name it, write down the beliefs, rituals, and holidays. We will then post the best submissions on our site and allow you to compete for followers.

The online news portal received 906 submissions, which will be added to a slideshow created to showcase each new religious system. Currently, there are 113 fictitious belief systems posted.

One proposed religion called “9th Order Of The Eternal Pringles” claims the following:

We the chosen of the ninth order believe that the universe was willed into existence by the holy barbecue flavored pringles. Long can form. He will come back in the age of guacamole to defeat the evil one; original flavor pringles. Short can form.

Then, there’s the “The Tea Party of America,” a religion that prides itself on taxing the poor, praising the wealthy and worshiping Ronald Reagan. Its rituals? “The handing out of the dividends checks.” And, its major holiday is Ayn Rand’s birthday.

There’s likely something there to offend everyone. You can find all of the proposed religions here. For those who may, indeed, find annoyance or offense in the initiative, USA Today’s Cathy Lynn Grossman writes:

Now, don‘t get huffy on Princeton’s former Associate Dean of Religious Life Paul Raushenbush who took over HuffPost religion this spring. It’s on the HuffPost comedy page, not the religion pages where folks would certainly know this cute idea is as old as Methuselah, or at least as old at Timothy Leary.

While it’s sort of an odd idea, it certainly seemed to generate some interest.

Comments (164)

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  • miles from nowhere
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:03am

    My religion would be based on getting rid of all left-wing liberal progressive extremist in this country.

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  • Lesbian Packing Hollow Points
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:00am

    It can’t be that hard if L. Ron Hubbard and Joseph Smith did it.

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  • Gonzo
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:59am

    ‘Create Your Own Religion’, you can probably get Tom Cruise and John Travolta to buy in to it.

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    • hi
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:15am

      The new Mission Impossible is coming out soon!

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    • Gonzo
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 12:37pm

      I can’t stomach Tom Tom for two hours…much less pay for the privilege.

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    • Bluebonnet
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 2:52pm

      Used to wonder often why the bible says it’s easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to make it to heaven. Perhaps when the rich get richer they forget God and helping those in need. This does not mean you help the able bodied people who choose to live off welfare, it means the widows & children in need of a helping hand. We help too many who can help themselves!

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  • hillbillyinny
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:59am

    “Religion is the opiate of the people”–Relationship with God is rewarding with truth, love. Coming together with other believers is community.

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  • teddrunk
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:56am

    Why would liberals need another religion. They already have a religion, it’s called Communism. Their 3 gods in one are Lenin, Stalin, and Ho Chi Min. They have saints like Castro & Tito & a host of others. Their infant to worship is an aborted baby. They believe a mystical millions of years can cause rocks to become alive and eventually people. Their overall ideals and goals are to serve Satan, their real main god.

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    • mjhillalabama
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:13am

      I kind of feel sorry for the agnostics and self-professed atheists among the liberals (I have known some social and fical liberals who attend church regularly). These people have nothing to turn to in times of trouble except their own, amoral selves. Of course it is society that is to blame for their ills, usually Christian. Though why they focus on the believers in Jesus as the Savior is beyond me. There are enough religions out there that anything else, done for comedy sake or seriously, that no one will ever come up with something unique or original. You “Grok?”

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    • eaglehunter
      Posted on July 1, 2011 at 7:14pm

      Not a thing to add to that…
      You are so right – they have a complete religion with all the trimmings and they worship at it’s feet and compel our children to do so without our permission!

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  • compatriotshonor
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:55am

    In the holiest religions of them all, may the sacrifical progressive lamb please step up and take your place on the alter of damnation and my the devil george soros bless the union of collective salvation in the firery lake of hell and damnation, in the cutting of your throats and your hearts served on a silver platter.

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  • TH30PH1LUS
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:52am

    Here in California the religion is:

    smoking = bad
    smoking weed = good
    killing animals for meat/fur = bad
    killing babies for convenience = good
    Buddha, Mohammed, Krishna = good
    Jesus = bad
    heterosexual = bad
    gay, bi, tranny = good
    New World Order, Global Government, Communism = good
    America = bad

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    • Country
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:57am

      And that is spreading across the nation like a wildfire.

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    • Treaty
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:00am

      taxation = good
      freedom = bad
      illegal immigration = good
      state sponsored propoganda = good
      truth = bad

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    • Country
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:17am

      Debt good
      Surplus bad
      Communism good
      Freemarket bad

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    • USAMEDIC3008
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:17am

      Can’t you hear their screaming,their finger nails
      scraping the wall,Their on the way down,and want to take all that
      will folow.

      Come on kid ,get in my car,I got candy,I will help
      you look for doggie.

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  • mtDiamonds
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:35am

    AWWHH GEE WALLY !!!! lets make up our own religion !!!! lmfao !!!!!. . you can’t make this stuff up. .

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  • Aequitas
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:33am

    Why everyone is taking this serious and finding offense in what is clearly meant as humor(and if you go to HP you will find it listed in comedy). The key word in this entire article is “satrical”. There was a time when this country had a sense a humor. Now it‘s just populated with a bunch of hypersensitive cry babies who believe they’re religion is being persecuted by some big bad media machine. And the American way of life is circling the drain. You people have to lighten the f*** up.

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    • Mandors
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:50am

      HP is bastion for anti-religious, esp. anti-Christian, bigotry and vitriol. That they have moved some of this to their “comedy” section, doesn’t earn them a pass.

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    • hi
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:12am

      blasphemy is not humor

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    • Aequitas
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:14am

      By your use of the word bastion it is clear you are a relic from the Spanish Inquistion. They didn’t have much of sense of humor either.

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    • Aequitas
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:33am

      @ Hi

      There are no jokes in the Bible but there is an abundance of wit and humor. Some of the types of humor found in the Hebrew Bible include sarcasm, irony, wordplays, humorous imagery, and humorous stories and situations. Much of this humor can only be appreciated if read in the original Hebrew and not in a translation.

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    • CREUSLY
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 12:00pm

      It’s one thing to have a sense of humor..in fact, not to toot my own horn (toot toot) but I have pretty awesome sense of humor, I can find humor in almost any situation, but this is just wrong, mocking God will not end well for people who do so…

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  • catndahat
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:31am

    Well, this is yet another sign that this nation is one big burning pile of shyte sliding right into he!!, where it belongs.

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  • Mandors
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:25am

    Liberalism is a religion.

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  • Hope1620
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:25am

    Agreed, TLB10. “Fools find no pleasure in understanding [wisdom that only comes from God] but delight in airing their own opinions.” [Prov 18:2]
    http://revelationrainbow.com/

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  • UBETHECHANGE
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:23am

    Government is God to the progressives and their God will punish them severely when they don’t fall in line…the bread line.

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    • hi
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:11am

      That is so true, sadly for them.

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  • Young_Conservative
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:20am

    the 2nd and 3rd commandments… Enough said

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    • Young_Conservative
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:21am

      BTW…. If the 10 Commandments were enough for God… Then why can’t the 10 Amendments (Bill or Rights) be enough for America?

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  • Country
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:14am

    The Spooky Dude religion.

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    • vennoye
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:53am

      More than him, I think………remember Van Jones telling them that with all their technological advances…they WERE gods. If you think you are god, do you believe in another one??? Does not make me happy to watch anybody’s destruction.

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  • TRONINTHEMORNING
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:12am

    You know, Christ doesn’t want these people to perish, but they seem to be headed that way. You just can’t get thru to some folks.

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    • ZZero
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:50am

      “they may indeed see but not perceive,
      and may indeed hear but not understand,
      lest they should turn and be forgiven.”
      Mark 4:12

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  • I.Gaspar
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:09am

    No matter what religion, one thing will remain constant: Arianna Huffington and the Huffington Post will always have a reserved seat in hell.

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  • RepubliCorp
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:08am

    Let the wallow in their own filth…….who cares

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  • NJTMATO
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:03am

    They’re all just looking for tax exempt status to promote thier progressive ways and fund lefty campaigns. There is only ONE WAY and God knows who’s choosing Him. God bless us all, this is going to be a long haul!

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  • let us prey
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:59am

    They are blinding their audience with distractions so they will not see the pretender in chief is a lame arse failure.
    Predictable from the huffpo, dodge reality and immerse yourself in stupidity.

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:54am

    LOL, NOMERCY63~

    There you have it folks. It is either JESUS, GOD AND THE HOLY SPIRIT, or it is satan. We serve either GOD or satan.

    The choice is yours.

    I made mine publicly more than 60 years ago. It has been and continues to be quite a trip!!!

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    • tbl10
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:01am

      John 8:42-47 pretty much says it all.

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    • BuckleUpAmerica
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:08am

      True so True. I for one chose God.

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    • Jack of Hearts
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:35am

      OK, which one did you choose?

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    • Old Truckers
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 8:29pm

      I chose the only one true God, the God who revealed himself to Noah, Abraham, Issac, Jacob, Moses and so many others that they are too many to list here.
      Psalms 83:18 – old KJV

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    • Big Book Harry
      Posted on July 7, 2011 at 1:37am

      Nothing like a spiritual awakening following some principals.
      My religion– A God of your understanding

      Doctrine===
      Your own personal relationship with the creator. (one true religion)
      Letting your conscience bear whiteness for right and wrong.
      Trying to learn to Love one more person each day as a brother or sister.

      Personal doctrine I would suggest===
      That book of books written by 40 people from different walks of life over the course of 2600 years and still maintained synchronized flow from beginning to end (amazing)
      John 14:1 1 “Do not let your hearts be troubled. You believe in God; believe also in me. 2 My Father’s house has many rooms; if that were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you? 3 And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am. 4 You know the way to the place where I am going.”

      The way is found thru faith in the resurrection and obedience to the Fathers will.

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  • NOBALONEY
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:51am

    Progressive religion?

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    • jb.kibs
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:05am

      just further proves their hypocrisy.

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    • Lamarr01
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 2:03pm

      Huffington states the obvious for their readers:

      “I worship at the alter of myself.”
      “I am the ultimate measure of all things.”
      “What I believe at this moment is the TRUTH.”
      “Those who do not agree with me are not only wrong they are EVIL and WICKED.”
      “I am FAULTLESS and PERFECT and will therefore EXIST forever.”
      “Everything is about ME.”

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  • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:51am

    Hey HuffPost – guess what – God will not be mocked…watch out for when HE deals with mattes, he carries a mightly strong hand.

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    • beckisnuts
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:53am

      Take nap snowleopard. You’ll feel less grumpy when you wake.

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    • tbl10
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:58am

      Amen to that. This country is in for a very rude awakening. The Lord‘s wrath will not spare America if we don’t change our ways.

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    • SouthSideLib
      Posted on July 1, 2011 at 8:18am

      That idea sounds pretty familiar…oh right that’s the same drivel we get from Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptists.

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    • dealer@678
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:05am

      A mighty strong hand carrying a mighty big sword. Amen

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    • Oldphoto678
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:13am

      @tbl10
      ” The Lord‘s wrath will not spare America if we don’t change our ways.”
      So are you saying that we all have to follow gods law in order to save the country? Isn’t that collective salvation? Thout that was a no, no to the Beckerwoods.

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    • Oldphoto678
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:19am

      Get this Snowleopard. Neither I or this country need anything offered by your religion.

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    • Smug
      Posted on July 1, 2011 at 6:44am

      @OLDPHOTO678
      What gives you the right to speak for the rest of this country?…….MSSMUG

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    • dealer@678
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:38am

      oldphoto. Thats exactly what tbl10 is saying you freagin idiot AND it is not collective

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    • Uncurable wound
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:44am

      I saw Heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse whose rider is called Faithful and True.With Justice he judges and makes war. His eyes are like blazing fire,and on his head are many crowns.He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself.He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood,and his name is the word of God.The armies of heaven were following him,riding on white horses and dresse in finelinen,white and clean.Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations.”He will rule them with an iron scepter.”He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Al-mighty.On his robe and on his thigh he has a name written
      KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS. Revelation 19 :11-16
      sounds like playtime is over

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    • Lord_Frostwind
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:51am

      To the above, it’s not the fact that people want to believe what they believe; by all rights they can go out and worship their lawns for all I care. But this isn’t about faith, this is just bad comedy. “Your religion has nothing to offer us” be careful the words you speak, you may soon realize how bleak a world is without all us “Crazy Christians” to do such terrible things as teach morals.

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    • dealer@678
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:54am

      uncurable wound, Those are powerful words. Thanks

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    • mjhillalabama
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:01am

      You know, Snowleopard, I may not agree with your post but nobody has the right to “mock” your beliefs. Stick to them and broadcast them when you wish. They are your beliefs and are, therefore, of no concern to any of these other facetious (and somewhat envious) idiots out there that think they can destroy them. Huffington Post included.

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:11am

      “Men must be governed by God or they will be ruled by tyrants.”

      William Penn

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    • Bluebonnet
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 12:48pm

      @TROLLTRAINER. Yes, I agree, you can see this is already happening. Obama & his henchmen are planning exactly that, to rule America with Soros & ilk as the tyrants. Wm. Penn knew the truth of what would happen. We need a revival.

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  • donh2
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:50am

    I nominate Glenn’s space octpus.

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    • PrfctlyFrank
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 4:41pm

      Make sure you’re not infringing on calypso louies big wheel in the sky deal.. Don’t want the space octopus gettin in the way..

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  • nomercy63
    Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:48am

    I did already the Progressives are the devil in mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • beckisnuts
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:52am

      Religion? Who needs superstition? Reality is a blast.

       
    • Pigpen
      Posted on July 1, 2011 at 4:43am

      I know that Jesus Christ lives. I know that he suffered, died, and was buried. I know that on the third day he rose again from the dead. I will not share with you those awesome, personal experiences to which I have been so mercifully granted a witness by a loving Heavenly Father. I will not share them because I hold them sacred. The only proof that I offer you as to the reality of Jesus Christ and His Word is to warn you now that if you do not repent, you most certainly will not be “good without God”. I testify to you that it will be YOU and YOUR PEERS who will call out for MY life to be taken from ME. You will be the ones to be overwhelmed with that very same bloodlust which you have been so certain was a vice solely possessed by “haters” and “tea baggers” like me. You, “BECKISNUTS”, and your peers will be the cheering throng in the coliseum laughing and rejoicing as I and my family are thrown to the lions (be they proverbial lions or otherwise). And when I and my peers attempt to protect our property, our rights, and our very lives, you will screech out calling it “hate” and demand, DEMAND that our lives be taken from us in the most brutal way possible… all the while sneering at us and challenging us to forgive you. This promise is the only proof that I will offer to you of the divinity of the Savior and the reality of His Cross. And unless you repent now of your wickedness, it will be too late for you when I am proven to be correct about all these things and

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    • sWampy
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 9:56am

      Class warfare racists, taxing the poor, oh my god, we want to tax everyone equally, not pay the lazy for not working, tax the hell out of those that work 80 hours a week and bring home 150k a year, and let the rich fat cats hide all their income so they pay next to nothing if not get rebates.

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    • jedi.kep
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:03am

      Yep! They are evil in my religion too. LOL. Soros the evil emporor.

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    • SacredHonor1776
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:10am

      “Religion? Who needs superstition? Reality is a blast.”
      You are right, with all those IEDs, Suicide Bombers, Murdering gunmen, Nukes, rioters with molotovs, reality is filled with blasts.

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    • Cobra Blue
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:14am

      Great! Go ahead. Create your own cafeteria style religion. Excellent. Just one question? Who are you going to call on when the end is near? Whatever the idol or idols you have erected when things are good will be worthless and useless when reality sets in and you are faced with life or death. Oh Cobra you are just a Bible thumper. All I can say is thanks for the complement. Remember this comment when that time comes. I wouldn’t want to be you. .

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    • mikem1969
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:16am

      Let us the conservatives create a religion that exempts us from TAXATION WITHOUT TRUE REPRESENTATION, gives us or GOD GIVEN RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES that no man or government has the right to take away, and defines islam, liberals and progressives as the EVIL SATANIC WORSHIPERS THEY ARE.

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    • momprayn
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:27am

      Ha! Progressiveism is a religion – any “philosophy” about life that one believes and lives by can be classified as a religion. Are they not satisfied? Yes, I understand – I wouldn’t either. This is much too deep and logical for them to comprehend or care….Jesus weeps.

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    • FormerLib
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:44am

      Yeah, like man creating his own religion hasn’t been going on since the fall of man.

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    • Anonymous T. Irrelevant
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 10:59am

      I thought they already did with the green movement. Man-made Global Warming seems to be it’s own religion. PETA and those groups seems to be their own religion.
      Obama became the “Annointed One” in 2007. How many more religions do they need?

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    • USAMEDIC3008
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:00am

      NOMERCY63
      Satan
      Progressives
      Alter covered with the blood of dead babies
      No HOPE
      I think I will pass on that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      BECKISNUTS
      May be to late but did you ever think
      about using the 5th. amendment

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    • jb.kibs
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:04am

      if reality is a blast, explain to us why you play WOW…
      GG, douche.

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    • TomFerrari
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:05am

      They did – it is called SOCIALISM and they hide behind euphemisms like ‘democrat’ and ‘progressive’ and ‘liberal’.

      The ever-unhappy socialists have already begun changing into marxists and or communists.

      They pray at the altar of power and greed.

      They preach lies and baptize people in the waters of deceit and falsehood.

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    • SouthSideLib
      Posted on July 1, 2011 at 8:23am

      You realize that greed is the driving force in capitalism not socialism right? The book widely considered to be a leading case for capitalism (The Wealth of Nations) says that people are motivated by their own self interest, you know, greed.

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    • skinnydipinacid
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:20am

      Didn’t they already try this once with Scientology?

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    • adouglass1
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:22am

      God will not be mocked, these people at the Huffpo can enjoy it now but they will pay eventually.

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    • Patrick in AZ
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:31am

      I thought they already had created their own religion; it is called Environmentalism

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    • Clive
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 11:37am

      “make your own religion”… sounds similar to what joseph smith did.

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    • beckisnuts
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 12:02pm

      sacredhonor, all the terrorists you are referencing use religion as their excuse and authority to inflict misery on the rest of us, so your post here really misses the mark and lacks merit. Off you go.

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    • VerySeniorCitizen
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 12:20pm

      Some seventy (70) years ago I acknowledged my (personal) religion. It goes something like this:-

      1. Respect the open skies, the green fields, the forests, the streams, rivers, lakes and oceans – and EVERYTHING and EVERYONE who dwells within that total space.

      2. Apply the Golden Rule!

      And, this ‘very senior citizen’ is VERY satisfied that I have touched some folks along my road of life – and helped make their lives better – and so made mine better. I’m satisfied with my accomplishments and with how I have aged gracefully and will gladly leave this earth at the appointed hour.

      I would sincerely hope that there is no ‘man upstairs’ who will expect me to sit on a wet cloud with a harp – which I don’t know how to play. As for passing thru the Pearly Gates? I don‘t like ostentation so I won’t be applying for entry!

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    • Bluebonnet
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 12:37pm

      When I was younger I used to believe: “Each to his own, believe what you wish or don’t.” That’s when I was a child. When I grew up and had a personal experience with our Lord & Savior, I could never go back to denial. If anything, it really hurts inside when I hear people say they don‘t believe in what’s so apparent to me. When the Roll is called up Yonder, I want to be there and counted.
      God Bless America. I love the Lord and intend to stand up for my belief in him. John Ch1:1, Ch 1:14 and what so many miss: John Ch10:30.

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    • banjarmon
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 12:56pm

      Those that mock GOD will pay with eternal and untimely death.

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    • vtxphantom
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 1:09pm

      They have a religion, it’s environmentalism, but like everything else they create, it does not work.

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    • booger71
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 1:35pm

      Why not, the Buffoonington Post create their own facts all the time.

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    • paperpushermj
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 1:45pm

      I think this is a Fantastic Idea. This is encouraging many of H.P. readers for perhaps the First Time in their Lives to think about the Great Issues of Life. To Think beyond themselves and ask the Questions about Good and Evil, What is life all about, how do I give meaning to my life, Is there an Afterlife or do I have just one chance to give meaning and depth to my life? I believe that asking and searching for these and others not mentioned question creates a better Human Being.

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    • NC1
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 2:18pm

      Oh boy, blasphemy. Can’t wait to see how that all turns out.

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    • boxy
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 2:39pm

      They have no need to hide their sign anymore. This is blasphemy at it’s best. “Father have mercy on them, they know not what they do.”

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    • JRook
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 2:47pm

      Well would not the Evangelical Christians not assert that Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggart were indeed practicing a made up religion.

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    • zoro51
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 3:39pm

      enough new age BS already.. create your own religion?? REALLY oh and when u DIE ask what ever stone god u worship to save u from HELL see if they will do it… NEXT loonatic please,…

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    • godhead
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 4:33pm

      Why not create your own religion. Jesus did.

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    • TomFerrari
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 4:42pm

      Create your own cause of global warming:

      I’ll start:
      - batteries cause global warming
      - the paint used on the prius causes global warming
      - exercise causes global warming – you respirate too much CO2 & have a higher metabolism, so we need more fat people who have slow metabolisms – save the planet eat a twinkie!
      - coffee production – we’ll have to shut down all the Starbucks, or at least tax them so the prices necessarily skyrocket
      iphones – just 8 square inches of the stuff creates as much pollution as 7 SUV’s
      kitty cats – feline urine is the most toxic substance on earth

      Hey, if the inventor of the internet (ManBearPig) can make up all his crazy crap, so can we!

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    • HUGGINGMYBABIES
      Posted on June 30, 2011 at 4:56pm

      You know what I find….athiests are about the most miserable SOB’s on the face of the Earth. I speak from experience. Family members…..just mean spirited, surly, pessimistic train wrecks. Never have a nice thing to say and live life for themselves…..usually liberals who seem happy writing a nice check to a charity or to the tax man to help them “sleep” at night but totally disconnected from others.

      I’m all for the 9th Order of the Pringles……I wonder if 5 cans can feed 5000 people?

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    • Disnylv
      Posted on July 1, 2011 at 4:35pm

      Stupid silly huffington post and George Soros

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