‘If NFL Strikes, Lingerie Football Will Be the Only Game in Town’

Dorothy Parker once said that “brevity is the soul of lingerie.” In Cleveland, Ohio, lingerie has become the soul of football.

Lingerie football is taking Cleveland by storm. “It’s more comfortable this way,” one woman said.

If NFL Strikes, Lingerie Football Will Be the Only Game in Town

More than 200 women showed up for the try-out.

If NFL Strikes, Lingerie Football Will Be the Only Game in Town

“I just appreciate playing football, I don’t care what they put me in.”

If NFL Strikes, Lingerie Football Will Be the Only Game in Town

The founder of the league said, “If they go [the NFL] into a strike, this will be the only game in town really,”

Comments (165)

  • Augustina
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:25pm

    Absurd! Football…start acting like real women, and get married, have babies, instead of dogs! Women, way past time to start wearing skirts and dresses again..remember those? That’s when women looked and acted like women. For Pete’s sake, how in the heck you think your ever going to become an example for future generations? Look at where we’re at now! Lord, help us!!

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  • LIBERALSBEDAMNED
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:21pm

    I quit watching NFL a long time ago them over paid babies suck. now these women I will watch

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  • Dr. Insane O
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:21pm

    Skin wins girls

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  • RedPillPatriot
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:20pm

    Yeah I have seen this all before. When I was in the middle east they had a womens football legue.. but they had to cancel it…. They kept tripping on their burqas…pa dum chaaa!

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  • macpappy
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:17pm

    Forget it, I tried to watch this with my wife around and went out of my way to legitimize it as a regular sport, quoting stats, acting like i knew the players names; you know the whole nine yards. Was for naught though; didn’t go for it. She said I could watch “that” when the NFL started lining them up in nothing but cups, and boots.

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 8:19am

      You let your wife dictate what you can watch, and you make excuses around her for finding pretty girls pretty?

      Dude, man up a bit. Please.

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    • macpappy
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 9:26pm

      It‘s not unmanly to be respectful to your wife’s wishes. You sound like a man that is not married or won’t be for long. Good luck.

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  • Hyena
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:14pm

    Damn………..this would so like not suck!!!!!!!

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  • chips1
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:12pm

    I didn’t see any fullbacks. Janet Nep. and Shela Jackson Lee are finally qualified to do something.

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  • jim
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:09pm

    Well it’s about damned time!

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  • Ron_WA
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:08pm

    Hallelujah! Think strike, think strike, think strike, think strike …

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  • TheRealElvis
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:02pm

    Where can I get a jersey. Can I wear it if I don’t have ****?

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    • 82dAirborne
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:58pm

      No.

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    • thebarbarian
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 5:56am

      go ahead real elvis . after all this is a free country . and but chunks like islamico are’nt running the show . or you’d be stone too.

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  • ISLAMICO
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:56pm

    In America the land of Satan women are abused every day by exploitation and manipulation. The American male can be sold all the satanic vile stuff and the rich fat owners are getting richer. Would you let your sister dress like this and perform for horney males? If not then why are you watching this? America the land of Satan and evil will one day come to an end,

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    • cheezwhiz
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:06pm

      ISLAMICO
      Why don’t you move to Saudi Arabia yourself ?
      Or back under the rock you crawled out of

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    • Ron_WA
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:12pm

      That’s funny!!! One could almost think a real man (who was deranged enough & lacking any testosterone) could say that …

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    • 13th Imam
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:13pm

      As the 13th Imam , I hereby decree that having women wear Head Coverings,and Burka’s sexist, If a modern man can’t control himself because of what a woman is wearing than he is a poor excuse of a man. Satan resides in the muslim that uses centuries old hatreds and false laws, as an excuse for subjugation of women. The 12th Imam was a dolt that hid in a well and couldn’t get out. He drowned like the rat he was.

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    • AmericanStrega
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:15pm

      Right On Cheez. Islamico, STFU!

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    • Theleftisda
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:18pm

      Thats funny =your god is Satan

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    • thermonator
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:36pm

      Very funny coming from a religion where marriage rape is legal, woman have no rights, woman are stoned to death for showing their face in public and “honor” killings are common.

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    • Stoic one
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:38pm

      Yea , and your belief system allows honor killings, wife beatings, stoning by family , hangings by family. Give me a break…

      hey I have an idea for you. tie a bag of concrete to your right leg, throw it in the deep end of a flooded quarry, and call it:

      HONOR SWIMMING!!!!

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    • 82dAirborne
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:55pm

      ’m not going to bite. I think you are just a troll looking for a reaction. If you really feel that way that’s your business – not mine. Either way you are a sad, sad little boy.

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    • peer89
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:21pm

      Sure islameico, sure. So, I guess the way muslim men exploit “dancing boys” is a better way. Hey, were you one of those “dancing boys”?

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    • Buckeyefan4life
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:37pm

      Two words

      Bring it

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    • JJ Coolay
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 2:41am

      women are abused every day by exploitation and manipulation
      ___________________________________________________

      At least in the America, our women have the CHOICE to be exploited and manipulated.

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    • ALISSTER
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 6:22am

      Go back to your litter box and back to your women in their jet black pup tents.

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    • moreteaplease
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 11:03am

      But yet women who have to live under the oppression of Sharia NEVER get abused right?

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    • Paul -Indiana
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 3:39pm

      “The American male can be sold all the satanic vile stuff ..”
      ======
      Actually, it’s free. However, you say it like football was a bad thing, Imam-boy.

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  • JohnnyJT South Philly
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:53pm

    I love it

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  • Lion420
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:52pm

    Football could finally compete with a REAL sport like Hockey! ONE playoff run in Hockey is potentially longer than a football team’s whole season.

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  • Uriel
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:50pm

    DUDE!! Why would anyone want to watch professional football players wearing lingerie!?!

    what’s that? oh. ………………

    nevermind.

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  • BetterDays
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:48pm

    What’s offensive holding?
    I can see men every praying for overtime.

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  • BigPaulie
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:46pm

    I’ve watched it a few times. Those girls can hit.

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    • TheBMT
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:55pm

      agreed. These girls know how to light it up with big hits.

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  • RightPolitically
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:44pm

    Who gives a damn about the NFL? Remember, they took back Michael Vick! They can all go to hell.

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    • Theleftisda
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:55pm

      Politicallywrong
      One team takes that lowlife back=the other teams would not touch him
      back off.
      Football is a great sport, and it paid for my college degree

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    • parmajohn
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:56pm

      I agree I lost intrest after the last strike dropped my season tickets Found other things to do on Fall sunday afternoons Plus I’m from Cleveland area

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    • Showtime
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:56pm

      I don‘t watch unless I’ve got money on a game.

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  • J.C. McGlynn
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:42pm

    When they are done playuing their game they gi back to work in the strip clubs.

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 8:44am

      There you go, that‘s the Hatred of Beauty and Achievement we’ve all been taught from childhood, manifesting itself in your post. Throw in some “Eat the Rich” and the circle will be complete!

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  • N34W118
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:41pm

    What a bunch on “Cunning Runts” ;)

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  • chips1
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:41pm

    “Deep in the end zone” has a whole new meaning.

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    • Stoic one
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:28pm

      Roflmao……Cough…

      Haaauk…

      lol
      with that I need a smoke.

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    • 12thArticle
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:51pm

      Ditto the ROFL. Where do I signup to be a cheerleader?

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    • Showtime
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:53pm

      I’m glad I finished eating before I spewed my bedtimje snack all over the keyboard!

      And, DANG! I wish I had thought of that!

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  • soapman
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:40pm

    We are done as a country, no hope left,,,, we have created generations of complete idiots

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  • 13th Imam
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:40pm

    Uh, Uh, Uh,, N F L What??? Wonder if my wife will let me get season tickets??

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  • Psychosis
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:39pm

    3………2……………1……………. and the commencement of thw womens groups crying foul will soon fill the air

    jow dare we force these women to play football in skivvies uh what ? they volunteered? what? it was forced by a subconcious effort to exploit women???? like the recent lawsuit from naacp?

    i see a future for the seiu to unionize !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:55pm

      The womens groups howl over this pretty much every year and over any event they are able to use for their own agenda; and it would be interesting to see a effort of SEIU to try a union with them…

      “UWLLB: Union of Womens League Lingere Bowl”

      Please understand, sarcasm is directed at the SEIU morons and not at any woman period.

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    • Guerrino_P
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 9:02am

      Well written peddler of ‘Kitty Porn”.

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  • Police
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:37pm

    I don’t see any problem here.

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    • Metalist
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:34pm

      I was going to ask.. where is the downside to this?

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    • marine249
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:10pm

      I can watch football again

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    • Showtime
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:57pm

      I knew you guys would get tired of Obama and the political stuff. I see you have come back to the almost-naked girls. (Caught ya!)

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    • ColoradoDad
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 2:34am

      There is no downside here. Actually they have been playing now for a year or two on MTV2 on Friday nights. These girls are pretty tough and they hit hard. That is what they wear though, the shorts & tank tops, so I’m not quite sure why they call it Lingerie football. They play on a much shorter field, and their rules are a little different, but they do go all out and I’m sure it must hurt a little with having no pads except shoulder, knee, and elbow, and their helmets. but their all in really good shape. really good shape!

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    • decendentof56
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 4:03am

      Islamist’ should just love it!

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    • Kalidor835
      Posted on March 30, 2011 at 7:13am

      It’s called that because it started as a gimmick on the Playboy channel I believe. Then someone decided to make a legit league of it and the name just stuck kind of like how women’s boxing is still called foxy boxing.

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  • Islesfordian
    Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:35pm

    What, is the Jello wrestling tournament over?

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    • cheezwhiz
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:41pm

      Thats not lingerie them women are wearing .
      False advertising :-(

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    • ISeeDanger.com
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:42pm

      Now that, would make top ratings.
      Can they still go to the Whitehouse if they win?

      http://www.ISeeDanger.com

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    • TXPilot
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:47pm

      I totally support this sport…..unless my wife finds out…

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    • cheezwhiz
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:48pm

      ISeeDanger.com
      Can they still go to the Whitehouse if they win?
      ——–
      Why ? Bill Clinton doesn’t live there anymore

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    • marhee9
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:49pm

      As much as I love football, I’m getting a little sick of hearing people like Adrian Peterson say that the NFL is akin to slavery. Really? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=619wI12Ky20

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    • Islesfordian
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:50pm

      Rather makes cheerleaders supefluous.

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    • Stoic one
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:21pm

      LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      If this gets broadcast, I might actually sit down and watch “Professional” sports.
      For me personally, I cannot stomach watching someone play a sport, get paid six figure or better incomes, AND cannot put two sentences together. And forget a teleprompter because I doubt they can read.

      Charles Sheen and his insubordination to his employer did it for me; that kind of behavior would have resulted in termination. His shows will never consume electrons at my house.

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    • MODEL82A1
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:22pm

      This is welcome news to me. I have the NCAA to satisfy my Real football cravings.

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    • sooner12
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:26pm

      How depraved have we become to think there would be an audience for this……..

      I mean I love the ladies as well as the next heterosexual, but this?

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    • HappyStretchedThin
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:29pm

      Cheez,
      Clinton couldn’t handle these independent-types. He prefers interns and subordinates. It’s a compensation thing…
      ;-)

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    • BIGJAYINPA
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:35pm

      I can think of lots more important things to get wrapped around the axel over,,,but on the other hand no one is forcing anybody to play, nobody is forcing anybody to watch and nobody is forcing me to care. GO FOR IT WHO CARES!!!!!!

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    • Showtime
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:35pm

      Bill Maher will have a field day with these “bimbos.” He’s already dissed Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann, twice in two weeks.

      Of course, the men won’t have a problem at all with lingerie football! They have to watch something until the women’s beach volley ball tournaments start!

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    • glasshalo2
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:48pm

      I’m not sure that the “this will be the only game in town” guy is aware…. but a lot of people in Ohio are fans of this little fad called “college football.” Something about it being the Buckeye state rings a bell. Then you have Ohio U, and Miami of Ohio. So no, not quite the only game in town.

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    • A Doctors Labor Is Not My Right
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:49pm

      Oh my goodness, they are all amazing! :)

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    • TheBMT
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:53pm

      These girls hit. Watch some vids of them playing. They wear a lot less then us guys too.

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    • Buckeyefan4life
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:31pm

      @Glasshall02

      Oh we play football here? GO BUCKS!!!

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    • Mannax
      Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:31pm

      I might watch football then. Hopefully they will be something besides shorts and sports bras.

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    • Rational Man
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 1:37am

      I’d rather watch the Puppy Bowl……….as boring as that is…………………..

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    • decendentof56
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 4:02am

      Don’t watch football, (or basketball). Do occasionally see the players interviewed, though. What articulate individuals, “you know”. They all give “you know”, 110%, “you know”. You know what I mean. You know.

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 8:01am

      My name is Ghostofjefferson, and I approve of this development.

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    • wtc101
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 8:20am

      Can my hopes and dreams really be coming true…Browns fan.

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    • idiots4obamaCom
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 10:33am

      don’t hate dude. what are conservatives now, a bunch of panzi lib wussies who hate hot girls who are true athletes ? i went to a game and these girls are no joke, they’re fast, hit hard, and are far more entertaining then arena football,,,,,don’t believe me, go to a game. these girls are UNDERPAID. THESE GIRLS ARE LAWYERS, COPS, NURSES, AND FORMER TDIV.1 TRACK STARS, LACROSS PLAYERS, SOCCER ETC… don’t hate, APPRECIATE

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    • SavingtheRepublic.com
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 11:33am

      I like Jello! Im like Glenn not into sports but if all thats left is linger-ry (as Jamie Fox character Wanda would say on In Living Color) bowl and its the only thing on I will watch for sure :)

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    • Czar Casm
      Posted on March 29, 2011 at 7:58pm

      TheBMT is right. I checked it out one day and they really do hit hard. There are no “softies” on the field.
      I even showed my wife how hard they play and hit. I’m still not allowed to watch it.

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    • the_zazzy
      Posted on March 30, 2011 at 12:52pm

      Did Obama just “create” 200 “stimulus” jobs?

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