‘If NFL Strikes, Lingerie Football Will Be the Only Game in Town’
- Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:30pm by
Emily Esfahani Smith
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Dorothy Parker once said that “brevity is the soul of lingerie.” In Cleveland, Ohio, lingerie has become the soul of football.
Lingerie football is taking Cleveland by storm. “It’s more comfortable this way,” one woman said.
More than 200 women showed up for the try-out.
“I just appreciate playing football, I don’t care what they put me in.”
The founder of the league said, “If they go [the NFL] into a strike, this will be the only game in town really,”
























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Comments (165)
Augustina
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:25pmAbsurd! Football…start acting like real women, and get married, have babies, instead of dogs! Women, way past time to start wearing skirts and dresses again..remember those? That’s when women looked and acted like women. For Pete’s sake, how in the heck you think your ever going to become an example for future generations? Look at where we’re at now! Lord, help us!!
Report Post »macpappy
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:32pmDon’t be haten, times; they are a changin.
Report Post »LIBERALSBEDAMNED
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:21pmI quit watching NFL a long time ago them over paid babies suck. now these women I will watch
Report Post »Dr. Insane O
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:21pmSkin wins girls
Report Post »RedPillPatriot
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:20pmYeah I have seen this all before. When I was in the middle east they had a womens football legue.. but they had to cancel it…. They kept tripping on their burqas…pa dum chaaa!
Report Post »macpappy
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:17pmForget it, I tried to watch this with my wife around and went out of my way to legitimize it as a regular sport, quoting stats, acting like i knew the players names; you know the whole nine yards. Was for naught though; didn’t go for it. She said I could watch “that” when the NFL started lining them up in nothing but cups, and boots.
Report Post »GhostOfJefferson
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 8:19amYou let your wife dictate what you can watch, and you make excuses around her for finding pretty girls pretty?
Dude, man up a bit. Please.
Report Post »macpappy
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 9:26pmIt‘s not unmanly to be respectful to your wife’s wishes. You sound like a man that is not married or won’t be for long. Good luck.
Report Post »Hyena
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:14pmDamn………..this would so like not suck!!!!!!!
Report Post »chips1
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:12pmI didn’t see any fullbacks. Janet Nep. and Shela Jackson Lee are finally qualified to do something.
Report Post »Psychosis
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:35pmim going to be sick ……………..thanks
Report Post »jim
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:09pmWell it’s about damned time!
Report Post »Ron_WA
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:08pmHallelujah! Think strike, think strike, think strike, think strike …
Report Post »TheRealElvis
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:02pmWhere can I get a jersey. Can I wear it if I don’t have ****?
Report Post »82dAirborne
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:58pmNo.
Report Post »thebarbarian
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 5:56amgo ahead real elvis . after all this is a free country . and but chunks like islamico are’nt running the show . or you’d be stone too.
Report Post »ISLAMICO
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:56pmIn America the land of Satan women are abused every day by exploitation and manipulation. The American male can be sold all the satanic vile stuff and the rich fat owners are getting richer. Would you let your sister dress like this and perform for horney males? If not then why are you watching this? America the land of Satan and evil will one day come to an end,
Report Post »cheezwhiz
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:06pmISLAMICO
Report Post »Why don’t you move to Saudi Arabia yourself ?
Or back under the rock you crawled out of
Ron_WA
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:12pmThat’s funny!!! One could almost think a real man (who was deranged enough & lacking any testosterone) could say that …
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:13pmAs the 13th Imam , I hereby decree that having women wear Head Coverings,and Burka’s sexist, If a modern man can’t control himself because of what a woman is wearing than he is a poor excuse of a man. Satan resides in the muslim that uses centuries old hatreds and false laws, as an excuse for subjugation of women. The 12th Imam was a dolt that hid in a well and couldn’t get out. He drowned like the rat he was.
Report Post »AmericanStrega
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:15pmRight On Cheez. Islamico, STFU!
Report Post »Theleftisda
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:18pmThats funny =your god is Satan
Report Post »thermonator
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:36pmVery funny coming from a religion where marriage rape is legal, woman have no rights, woman are stoned to death for showing their face in public and “honor” killings are common.
Report Post »Stoic one
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:38pmYea , and your belief system allows honor killings, wife beatings, stoning by family , hangings by family. Give me a break…
hey I have an idea for you. tie a bag of concrete to your right leg, throw it in the deep end of a flooded quarry, and call it:
HONOR SWIMMING!!!!
Report Post »82dAirborne
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:55pm’m not going to bite. I think you are just a troll looking for a reaction. If you really feel that way that’s your business – not mine. Either way you are a sad, sad little boy.
Report Post »peer89
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:21pmSure islameico, sure. So, I guess the way muslim men exploit “dancing boys” is a better way. Hey, were you one of those “dancing boys”?
Report Post »Buckeyefan4life
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:37pmTwo words
Bring it
Report Post »JJ Coolay
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 2:41amwomen are abused every day by exploitation and manipulation
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At least in the America, our women have the CHOICE to be exploited and manipulated.
Report Post »ALISSTER
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 6:22amGo back to your litter box and back to your women in their jet black pup tents.
Report Post »moreteaplease
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 11:03amBut yet women who have to live under the oppression of Sharia NEVER get abused right?
Report Post »Paul -Indiana
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 3:39pm“The American male can be sold all the satanic vile stuff ..”
Report Post »======
Actually, it’s free. However, you say it like football was a bad thing, Imam-boy.
JohnnyJT South Philly
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:53pmI love it
Report Post »Lion420
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:52pmFootball could finally compete with a REAL sport like Hockey! ONE playoff run in Hockey is potentially longer than a football team’s whole season.
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:05pmTwo words: Ice Hooters.
Report Post »Theleftisda
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:05pmHockey can’t compete with football=not even close !
Report Post »unless your from Michigan or Canada.
Uriel
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:50pmDUDE!! Why would anyone want to watch professional football players wearing lingerie!?!
what’s that? oh. ………………
nevermind.
Report Post »starman70
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 10:44amOnly if they are 36-24-36 or greater!
Report Post »BetterDays
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:48pmWhat’s offensive holding?
Report Post »I can see men every praying for overtime.
BigPaulie
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:46pmI’ve watched it a few times. Those girls can hit.
Report Post »TheBMT
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:55pmagreed. These girls know how to light it up with big hits.
Report Post »RightPolitically
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:44pmWho gives a damn about the NFL? Remember, they took back Michael Vick! They can all go to hell.
Report Post »Theleftisda
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:55pmPoliticallywrong
Report Post »One team takes that lowlife back=the other teams would not touch him
back off.
Football is a great sport, and it paid for my college degree
parmajohn
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:56pmI agree I lost intrest after the last strike dropped my season tickets Found other things to do on Fall sunday afternoons Plus I’m from Cleveland area
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:56pmI don‘t watch unless I’ve got money on a game.
Report Post »J.C. McGlynn
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:42pmWhen they are done playuing their game they gi back to work in the strip clubs.
Report Post »GhostOfJefferson
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 8:44amThere you go, that‘s the Hatred of Beauty and Achievement we’ve all been taught from childhood, manifesting itself in your post. Throw in some “Eat the Rich” and the circle will be complete!
Report Post »N34W118
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:41pmWhat a bunch on “Cunning Runts” ;)
Report Post »winstonchurchill
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:01pmNow Fhats Tunny!!!!
Report Post »cheezwhiz
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:17pmSee you antee can run ?
Report Post »chips1
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:41pm“Deep in the end zone” has a whole new meaning.
Report Post »Stoic one
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:28pmRoflmao……Cough…
Haaauk…
lol
Report Post »with that I need a smoke.
12thArticle
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:51pmDitto the ROFL. Where do I signup to be a cheerleader?
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:53pmI’m glad I finished eating before I spewed my bedtimje snack all over the keyboard!
And, DANG! I wish I had thought of that!
Report Post »soapman
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:40pmWe are done as a country, no hope left,,,, we have created generations of complete idiots
Report Post »82dAirborne
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:41pmYeah but….but…..but…..
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:40pmUh, Uh, Uh,, N F L What??? Wonder if my wife will let me get season tickets??
Report Post »Psychosis
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:39pm3………2……………1……………. and the commencement of thw womens groups crying foul will soon fill the air
jow dare we force these women to play football in skivvies uh what ? they volunteered? what? it was forced by a subconcious effort to exploit women???? like the recent lawsuit from naacp?
i see a future for the seiu to unionize !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:55pmThe womens groups howl over this pretty much every year and over any event they are able to use for their own agenda; and it would be interesting to see a effort of SEIU to try a union with them…
“UWLLB: Union of Womens League Lingere Bowl”
Please understand, sarcasm is directed at the SEIU morons and not at any woman period.
Report Post »Guerrino_P
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 9:02amWell written peddler of ‘Kitty Porn”.
Report Post »Police
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:37pmI don’t see any problem here.
Report Post »Metalist
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:34pmI was going to ask.. where is the downside to this?
Report Post »marine249
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:10pmI can watch football again
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:57pmI knew you guys would get tired of Obama and the political stuff. I see you have come back to the almost-naked girls. (Caught ya!)
Report Post »ColoradoDad
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 2:34amThere is no downside here. Actually they have been playing now for a year or two on MTV2 on Friday nights. These girls are pretty tough and they hit hard. That is what they wear though, the shorts & tank tops, so I’m not quite sure why they call it Lingerie football. They play on a much shorter field, and their rules are a little different, but they do go all out and I’m sure it must hurt a little with having no pads except shoulder, knee, and elbow, and their helmets. but their all in really good shape. really good shape!
Report Post »decendentof56
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 4:03amIslamist’ should just love it!
Report Post »Kalidor835
Posted on March 30, 2011 at 7:13amIt’s called that because it started as a gimmick on the Playboy channel I believe. Then someone decided to make a legit league of it and the name just stuck kind of like how women’s boxing is still called foxy boxing.
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:35pmWhat, is the Jello wrestling tournament over?
Report Post »cheezwhiz
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:41pmThats not lingerie them women are wearing .
Report Post »False advertising :-(
ISeeDanger.com
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:42pmNow that, would make top ratings.
Can they still go to the Whitehouse if they win?
http://www.ISeeDanger.com
Report Post »TXPilot
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:47pmI totally support this sport…..unless my wife finds out…
Report Post »cheezwhiz
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:48pmISeeDanger.com
Report Post »Can they still go to the Whitehouse if they win?
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Why ? Bill Clinton doesn’t live there anymore
marhee9
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:49pmAs much as I love football, I’m getting a little sick of hearing people like Adrian Peterson say that the NFL is akin to slavery. Really? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=619wI12Ky20
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 9:50pmRather makes cheerleaders supefluous.
Report Post »Stoic one
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:21pmLOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If this gets broadcast, I might actually sit down and watch “Professional” sports.
For me personally, I cannot stomach watching someone play a sport, get paid six figure or better incomes, AND cannot put two sentences together. And forget a teleprompter because I doubt they can read.
Charles Sheen and his insubordination to his employer did it for me; that kind of behavior would have resulted in termination. His shows will never consume electrons at my house.
Report Post »MODEL82A1
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:22pmThis is welcome news to me. I have the NCAA to satisfy my Real football cravings.
Report Post »sooner12
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:26pmHow depraved have we become to think there would be an audience for this……..
I mean I love the ladies as well as the next heterosexual, but this?
Report Post »HappyStretchedThin
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:29pmCheez,
Report Post »Clinton couldn’t handle these independent-types. He prefers interns and subordinates. It’s a compensation thing…
;-)
BIGJAYINPA
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:35pmI can think of lots more important things to get wrapped around the axel over,,,but on the other hand no one is forcing anybody to play, nobody is forcing anybody to watch and nobody is forcing me to care. GO FOR IT WHO CARES!!!!!!
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:35pmBill Maher will have a field day with these “bimbos.” He’s already dissed Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann, twice in two weeks.
Of course, the men won’t have a problem at all with lingerie football! They have to watch something until the women’s beach volley ball tournaments start!
Report Post »glasshalo2
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:48pmI’m not sure that the “this will be the only game in town” guy is aware…. but a lot of people in Ohio are fans of this little fad called “college football.” Something about it being the Buckeye state rings a bell. Then you have Ohio U, and Miami of Ohio. So no, not quite the only game in town.
Report Post »A Doctors Labor Is Not My Right
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:49pmOh my goodness, they are all amazing! :)
Report Post »TheBMT
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 10:53pmThese girls hit. Watch some vids of them playing. They wear a lot less then us guys too.
Report Post »Buckeyefan4life
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:31pm@Glasshall02
Oh we play football here? GO BUCKS!!!
Report Post »Mannax
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 11:31pmI might watch football then. Hopefully they will be something besides shorts and sports bras.
Report Post »Rational Man
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 1:37amI’d rather watch the Puppy Bowl……….as boring as that is…………………..
Report Post »decendentof56
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 4:02amDon’t watch football, (or basketball). Do occasionally see the players interviewed, though. What articulate individuals, “you know”. They all give “you know”, 110%, “you know”. You know what I mean. You know.
Report Post »GhostOfJefferson
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 8:01amMy name is Ghostofjefferson, and I approve of this development.
Report Post »wtc101
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 8:20amCan my hopes and dreams really be coming true…Browns fan.
Report Post »idiots4obamaCom
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 10:33amdon’t hate dude. what are conservatives now, a bunch of panzi lib wussies who hate hot girls who are true athletes ? i went to a game and these girls are no joke, they’re fast, hit hard, and are far more entertaining then arena football,,,,,don’t believe me, go to a game. these girls are UNDERPAID. THESE GIRLS ARE LAWYERS, COPS, NURSES, AND FORMER TDIV.1 TRACK STARS, LACROSS PLAYERS, SOCCER ETC… don’t hate, APPRECIATE
Report Post »SavingtheRepublic.com
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 11:33amI like Jello! Im like Glenn not into sports but if all thats left is linger-ry (as Jamie Fox character Wanda would say on In Living Color) bowl and its the only thing on I will watch for sure :)
Report Post »Czar Casm
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 7:58pmTheBMT is right. I checked it out one day and they really do hit hard. There are no “softies” on the field.
Report Post »I even showed my wife how hard they play and hit. I’m still not allowed to watch it.
the_zazzy
Posted on March 30, 2011 at 12:52pmDid Obama just “create” 200 “stimulus” jobs?
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