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In Case You Want to See Charlie Sheen Say ‘Everyone Is Leaving…That’s Impossible!’
- Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:15pm by
Scott Baker
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To see last night’s post with blow-by-blow coverage of the Sheen event click here.
If you just want to see Sheen say “Everyone is leaving…that’s impossible,” then watch the video below at the 1:40 mark. Do I need to mention that a content warning applies here? I didn’t think so.
(h/t BizarreReport)
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Comments (87)
Capt_Spalding
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 7:06pmThe guy’s a genius. He got at least $75 from a bunch of dolts who acted surprise when they saw the trainwreck in person… that it wasn’t just a funny act on TMZ. Those idiots got exactly what they paid for… and I would bet anything you would be hard-pressed to find any of those ticket buyers that have health insurance, let alone any kind of savings account. Just sayin’…
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 7:03pmPeople paid for that?
Report Post »brntout
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 7:37pmSadly yes.why oh why don’t they look to the skies?
Report Post »Rob
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:59pmHe could write a book about his crack smoking like Obama and then become PRESIDENT of the moronic USA.
Report Post »Rob
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:58pmCouldn’t understand it…
Report Post »marine249
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:52pmCharlie should join Geraldo and put on a show for those rag heads
Report Post »1st and last show
brntout
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 7:35pmOh my first thought this morning when i saw geraldo and his commentary was “hmmmmm. trying for redemption for Capone fiasco.”Can’t believe he endangered a cameraman for his trying to be relevant again.Geraldo should be on Charlies tour ,cause he so makes me hit the mute when he’s on FOX news
Report Post »LadyIzShy
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:41pmsad to watch and why do people PAY to see this? shame on us
Report Post »America is Blessed
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:36pmCharlie Sheen’s irrelevance is exceeded only by his unimportance. He is what he is.
Report Post »1TrueOne55
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:22pmThis proves that you can’t make a Stand-up Comic out of a Sit-Com Actor… But you can make a Sit-com Actor out of a Stand-up Comic, Bill Cosby and Robin Williams is a great example.
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:16pmWhy post a video that is virtually inaudible?
Report Post »TeaPartyPatriot
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:15pmFortunately I can skip charlie’s “help pay for my baseball-sized chunks of coke and goddesses” tour. You see, I live near a town dominated by lunatic-left d-crat socialists. So, whenever I feel the need to watch an out-of-control freak show, I just attend a meeting of their city council.
Q: How can you tell when charlie sheen has stopped using drugs?
A: The economy of mexico collapses.
Q: How can you tell that charlie sheen is still using massive amounts of coke and other drugs?
Report Post »A: He attends one of “You Lie!” hussein’s daily White House parties.
Showtime
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:57pmWhat’s next, Scott? Enough of Sheen! ;-)
Report Post »TheWatcher
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:55pmThis guy is a ‘boob’ who needs to be locked up for his own protection.
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mamachihuahua
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:54pmSad and yet funny…like watching a clown-train wreck!
Report Post »Brvnkaerv
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:54pm@ JP Smegma!! I know what that is! Not many people use that word in any circumstance. I too think Sheen is fried. Those that used a lot of crack, and then are no longer able or permitted to use it, have that fried-look that he has. I hope the cops took away his machete also when they took his guns.
Report Post »comsense08
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:42pmOk, anyone now want to defend the use of drugs? You know, it’s like alcohol, it’s not bad for you. Well, I think this little lab experiment has proven otherwise! This is what happens to you when everything falls in your lap. And now we have a government who wants to replicate this “process”. I guess if you’re stoned, you won’t care about the collapse of the nation.
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 11:56pmIsn’t that what the Soviet Union tried .. a bottle of Vodka a day or something like that?
Report Post »AmeriCat
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:38pmAnother showtime in 2 hours 25 minutes…“The Kennedys” on REELZ.
These days, Kennedy seems more like a Republican than a Democrat.
Maybe that’s why the History Channel refused to show it.
“The Making of the Movie” is on now. Katie Holmes is Jacqueline-terrific!
Report Post »Wow! The attention to accuracy and detail is incredible.
A lot of TRUTH in this movie….that Progressives do not want seen!
JP4JOY
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:35pmSmegma
Report Post »UpstateNYConservative
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:31pmHe hasn’t hit bottom yet. He hasn’t realized the answer to the question, “Where do I go now that I’ve gone too far?”
Remember, now–this is the Hollywood elite, those who say we TEAs are the nutcases.
Pfft!
I sometimes think that Hell comes slow. But when it does, it hits hard when it arrives.
I thank God I’m not Charlie.
Report Post »salvawhoray
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:41pmhe’s wants to be vice President next to Trump.
Report Post »BIGJAYINPA
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:28pmAnd we care because…???
Report Post »effvar
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:25pmDouche!
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:25pmHe makes little to no sense at all. He thinks he’s cool. I think he’s nuts.
Report Post »UpstateNYConservative
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:35pmThis is a slow implosion in action. He’s trying to stave it off, but he can’t manage it.
Remember, Show–Charlie thinks you and me are nuts.
Go figure…
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:41pmBurned out drug abuser .. doesn’t matter if you have money or not .. when the brain is gone it is gone.
Report Post »Annie Fields
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:23pm“Winning” with stupid people: either fools & their money or fools & their vote 2008. Your choice.
Report Post »GIDEON612
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:10pmBoth
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:20pmThis proves the old saying of “Who is the more foolish; the fool, or the fool following the fool?”
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:23pmLoser on the stage and those who paid to see this train wreak.
Report Post »Lion420
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:22pmWell…when you act like a douche….
Report Post »joe conservative
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:21pmThis is a great example of our society in decline. This guy is in total self destrction mode and people are paying $300 to watch it live. What did these people expect from this? There is a great YouTube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUA3iQjLH4g that sums up what’s happening to our society.
Report Post »Revere1
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:29pmWhat else do you expect from a culture that elected Barack Obama, who probably had fewer accomplishments and qualifications than Charlie Sheen? http://www.battlefield315.com/2011/02/barack-obama-explained.html They’re both just celebrities, as the attack ad from the campaign correctly pointed out: Obama has no substance.
Report Post »BIGJAYINPA
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:30pmAh yes…BOOB WINNING!!!
Creestof
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:31pmI think after tonights show, you’ll be able to just hang outside the theatre and around 8:05 they’ll let you in for free to fill seats.
So in a way, Sheen is helping the homeless on a short term scale.
Report Post »Robert-CA
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:41pmI still insist to give the audience on their way out free T shirts with I’M STUPID written on it .
Report Post »pitboss711
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:53pmThe only humor here is that Charlie claims to be a talented entertainer.
Report Post »Ironmaan
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:54pmYou are 100% correct. Our society is in decline and the decline is accellerating. Only in a society that is on the verge of destruction do you have an embarassment like Sheen, or a myriad of other hollywood sex/drug addicts made out to be hero’s.
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A Doctors Labor Is Not My Right
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:59pmThat was actually pretty funny.
“Of course they reached out to me – when I was drowning. In cash.”
Make no mistake – this spousal abuser is a wordsmith. Very intelligent.
I wouldn’t pay to see him, though.
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:14pm“This is a great example of our society in decline.”
Actually, the fact that his audience bailed on him is a little hopeful.
Report Post »Highland
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:18pmWho gives a rat’s rear end about this stupid drugged-up jerk?
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:18pmSo, is Charlie Sheen to be the next candidate for the left, seeing as he has already destroyed himself he has some expertise in destroying everything. Why would anyone actually pay $300.00 to actually see him in the total downward spiral he is now stuck inside of?
Indeed as others have posted, if this is what our society is now become, we may already be lost.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:19pmForgot to add this to my last post:
Not likely lost, too many good Americans are fighting back to restore and reclaim the land and our heritage of the nation.
Report Post »Taquoshi
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 6:52pmThe show tanking was no surprise, the surprise was that there were people who were willing to pay $300 to see it, and others that came from other states, and in one case, another country.
Well, we’ll see how many more venues he makes. The ticket companies are probably holding their breath and hoping he’ll show and that they can unload their tickets somehow.
Report Post »waggie
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 8:31pmWhy does this even make the news, especially The Blaze? Who cares about this moron?
Report Post »jzs
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 9:06pmThere‘s a psychologists’ test called “free association.” The psychologist says a word, and then the patient says the first word that comes to their mind. The test is supposed to detect the underlying pathology of the patient by showing a pattern in their responses. Here’s how it works on the Blaze:
Psychologist: white. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: black. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: Sheen. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: war. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: hate. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: food. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: school. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: death. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: religion. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: job. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: insecurity. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: fear. Patient: Obama
Psychologist: Okay, I get the picture. Got anything else on your mind? Is there anything in your unhappy life that you can’t blame Obama for? Did all this fear. anger and unhappiness really begin January 21, 2008? Or do you think there could be something else going on we should talk about?
Anti_Spock
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 9:25pm“losing!” What a loser Sheen is. But the audience is about 1000 times more pathetic if they think Sheen is entertaining.
Report Post »NancyBee
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 11:33pmSad
Report Post »cemerius
Posted on April 4, 2011 at 12:45amHe should go play house with his loser dad too!
Report Post »encinom
Posted on April 4, 2011 at 5:06pmjoe conservative
Posted on April 3, 2011 at 5:21pm
This is a great example of our society in decline. This guy is in total self destrction mode and people are paying $300 to watch it live. What did these people expect from this? There is a great YouTube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUA3iQjLH4g that sums up what’s happening to our society
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Why pay $300, when we can watch Beck melt down for free everynight at 5. Even Neoo-Cons like Daniel Pipes look at Becky like he is still using when Becky breaks up his conspiracy theories.
Report Post »Handsome Pete
Posted on April 4, 2011 at 8:50pm@ JZS… no, it didn’t begin on January 21, 2008, it began when Pelosi took over the congress. But Obama has just made it SO much worse…
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