Iowa Man Facing Charges for Urinating on the Chairs of His Attractive Co-Workers
- Posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:45pm by
Erica Ritz
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A 59-year old Iowa man has lost his IT job and is facing charges of second-degree criminal mischief for urinating on the chairs of his attractive co-workers.
Reports indicate that he reviewed everyone’s photo on the company database, selected his “victims” based on who he found most attractive, then sneaked into the office in the off-hours to perform the act.
Employees have been complaining about the strange stains since last October, and the recent installation of video surveillance cameras caught him last Saturday.
The West Des Moines Patch reports:
At 11:30 a.m. Saturday, the suspect – a 59-year-old Des Moines man – was allegedly caught on tape as he urinated on several chairs, causing about $4,500 damage, [Officer] Russell wrote in a report on file at the West Des Moines Police Department.
[Corporate VP] Strottman said the now-fired employee worked in the information-technology department and had access to the employee database, including workers’ photos, and ‘would pick out attractive females,’ according to Russell’s report.
Then, during off-hours, the suspect would come into work and urinate on their chairs, Strottman told police.
The Farm Bureau Financial Services employee left the premises without incident, saying, “I was doing inappropriate things I shouldn’t be doing.” He made no threats, and has yet to provide an explanation for his bizarre behavior.






















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Comments (69)
May Clark
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 5:08amExplanation? Crazy from Porn.
Report Post »Just like all the rest of the men who are caught doing the previously unthinkable.
The sexual revolution was a hoax to destroy America.
Porn is the atom bomb to finish off the men.
hawkeyez
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 7:57amI think you play wif yo self.
Report Post »May Clark
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 8:14amhttp://www.somebodysdaughter.org/
Report Post »omgfolks
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 10:03amMitt Romneys followers showing what Romney plans to do on Americans if he ever makes it to the WH.
Report Post »starchaser57
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 12:52pmYou are right. Porn like all sexual sin comes with demons. Anyone who gets a sexual kick from peeing on the chairs of good looking women is deionized. No doubt.
Report Post »Vachagan
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 7:38pmAgree. Porn is addictive and can “twist” people…
Report Post »blazingaway
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 2:33amLoos like an Obama supporter … Just loves ******* all,over people
Report Post »BeingThere
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 2:06amThe movie “Defending Your Life” comes to mind :-)
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 8:07pmGive him the… Chair :)
Report Post »nelbert
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 8:46amba dum tss!
Report Post »jbcheesehead
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:59pmLike Rabbi Lapin taught us–when mankind loses their last ounce of decency, they revert back to breaking potty training rules. Same as the people defecating on police cars ad OWS–they have no more left inside them–they are reprobate by this point.
Report Post »LetsBeSmartAboutThis
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 8:03amAgreed.
Report Post »JACKTHETOAD
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:33pmIs that a mustache, or are those his nose hairs? Just wonderin’.
Report Post »TexBork
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:53pmThe glistening ones are the nose hairs. The tobacco stained ones belong to his moustache. The spit crusted ones are the beard.
Report Post »TexBork
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:00pmGive him some slack folks! He’s like an occupier. He’s what the socialist democrat leaders call a great patriot. One of the finest, best, upstanding, intelligent, people of the nation. He represents all they appreciate in people. He’s one of them. They revere people like him. He represents 99% of all Americans. I think I’m right about that, aren’t I? Yeah, I am. I mean, he didn’t take a dump on anything, but it was because the fuzz busted his rights and took him away before he could I’m sure. Maybe a rape or two, some drugs, masturbation, murder.. all those wonderful occupier attributes we should all look to as an example.
Report Post »bkf
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 8:10pmTex…you are hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh!
Report Post »Mrs. Bowers
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 4:55pmOMG! Rover take it outside!
Report Post »hatchetjob
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:50pmHe was marking his territory I think.
Report Post »SpeckledPup
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 4:52pmyuck.
Report Post »greenherring
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:49pmDouble Yuck
Report Post »greenherring
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:52pmTriple Yuck
Report Post »Talent-Keyhole
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 4:35pmAt least he didn’t ********* onto the crotches of girls gym clothes like a local coach got caught doing in this area. Oh and did I mention that he was also a “leader” of the local Democratic Party caucus?
Report Post »Talent-Keyhole
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 4:36pmAh it would appear that the medical term for the rapid movement of a certain body fluid out of the man’ body is not allowed here .. interesting!
Report Post »hatchetjob
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:52pmYeah, Blaze keeps it clean here, lol.
Report Post »May Clark
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 8:17amhttp://www.purityreport.com/news.php
Report Post »cessna152
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:59pmDude… “UR—–INE” trouble….
Report Post »Moshy1
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 4:29pmIn his mug shot he looks drained.
Report Post »phillipwgirard
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 4:34pmHe’s on water pills
Report Post »netmail
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:37pmAnd he looks like David Crosby.
Report Post »dabbo
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 9:32pmif Obama had a son he’d look like this guy…….
Report Post »phillipwgirard
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:56pmAs we say in New England,,, Wicked Pissuh!!!
Report Post »thegreatcarnac
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:55pmIt was his way of saying ‘I want you’ to his fellow female workers. Nothing says ‘I like you’ like peeing on a girl’s chair.
Report Post »Sh3LLz
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:39pmWow… what is the world coming to? LOL…. He obviously got some kind of sexual thrill from it…. People just get stranger and stranger.
Report Post »May Clark
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 8:19amhttp://www.surfrecon.com/get-help/10-things-parents-need-to-know-about-pornography.php
Report Post »stmoad
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:37pmhow insensitive. He should have ‘marked’ all the chairs so nobody felt left out or had their self esteem damaged. I say they throw the book at this insensitive jerk!
Report Post »phillipwgirard
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 4:33pmLOL Now someone will feel offended for being left out and sue
Report Post »starchaser57
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 12:55pmLol
Report Post »Tri-ox
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:31pmThat photo says it all.
Report Post »Nickallsopp
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:22pmLOL, moron!
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:13pmBlaze you should have given us a line up and let us pick him out! I think I could have done it.
Report Post »Baddoggy
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:22pmHe looks kinda like a dog who would mark his territory…What a loser..
Report Post »TSUNAMI-22
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:32pmWhat he did was a form of control (in his mind) which is a stalwart trademark of a liberal. Every liberal I have EVER known had to impose some sort of personal slant on everything they came in contact with until it was deemed good enough. I had a friend who used to modify balsa model airplanes in ways that he would make them “more stout” in his own mind because the kit wasn‘t satisfactory to him in it’s original form.
…..until one day I called him on it by insisting that he had to piss on everything he touched like a dog in order to mark it as his territory.
We haven’t talked since.
Report Post »phillipwgirard
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:32pmCreepy Indeed lol
Report Post »martinez012577
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:29pmFrom the front pic he kind of looks like Dennis Franz.
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 6:06pmI bet he’s got an Obama sticker on his bumper.
Report Post »LeadNotFollow
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:06pm…
Look at this loser guy. I’m having a hard time believing he had an IT job.
He should have to pay for all the damage he’s done.
He should be tested for Hepatitis and other diseases. If he tests positive, he should be charged with attempted murder.
The women involved should be tested regularly, at his expense, if he tests positive. The women should sue him for emotional and psychological damages.
Report Post »BannedByHuffpo
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:04pmDidn’t he read the memo? It was supposed to be the chairs of the UNATTRACTIVE cow-orkers.
Report Post »deeberj
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:57pmHe was marking his territory like dogs do.
Report Post »greg4fitness
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:55pmuhhhhhh… what?
Report Post »AllAmericanGirl22
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:55pmEwwww, creeper
Report Post »JustPeachy
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:51pmWell, what does one say to that?!? LOL
I dunno. I’m at a loss for words. . .
Report Post »phillipwgirard
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:33pmlol your funny
Report Post »Minonkman
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:48pmCats do it.
Report Post »JustPeachy
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:53pmNot normally. . . and I’ve owned a lot of cats!
Even if they did, your point. . .? (Just baffled. . .?)
Report Post »hatchetjob
Posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:55pmEven educated fleas do it.
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