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Islamic Militant Group Bans Tasty Snack Food for Being ‘Too Christian’

An Islamist militant group in Somalia is banning a typical fried South Asian snack, calling it “offensive” and too Christian.

Islamic Militant Group Bans Tasty Snack Food for Being Too Christian Samosas

The snack under scrutiny: samosas.

Somalia’s al-Shabaab group announced its ruling last week against the three-pointed pastry pouches traditionally filled with minced meat or vegetables. The Daily Mail reports that islamist militants may have taken offense to the supposed semblence between the food’s shape and the symbol of the Christian Holy Trinity.

The Daily Mail:

“The bizarre ban comes just days after militants linked to Al-Qaida in Somalia refused to let some aid workers into the country as tens of thousands suffered in the nation’s massive famine.

Aid groups including the UN Food Programme say they were not given permission by militants to provide aid in the country, where it has been warned that 800,000 children could die from starvation.”

Several countries classify the group as a terrorist organization. It is is fighting to overthrow the Transitional Federal Government and has already captured multiple Somalian provinces. Kenya’s Daily Nation newspaper reported that the ruling is being enforced in a town close to Somalia’s capital city. The al-Shabaab group is known to many as a violent Islamic group lined to al-Qaeda. The small town pictured below is under the militant group’s control and is observing the samosa ban.

Islamic Militant Group Bans Tasty Snack Food for Being Too Christian Samosas

Al-Shabaab is known for these types of bans: the group has previously forbidden watching football on TV and playing music on the radio. In the past, it’s also ordered men to grow beards and warned it will punish anyone caught wearing tight-fitting clothes

The group has not given any official explanation for its ban, but reports say Somalians caught buying, cooking or eating the pastries, locally called sambusas, should expect to be punished.

Islamic Militant Group Bans Tasty Snack Food for Being Too Christian Samosas

Comments (208)

  • RightUnite
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 6:07am

    Ummmmmmm…. Nope….

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  • NHABE64
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 5:42am

    Is this why they eat goat dung sandwiches ?

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  • NOBALONEY
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 5:14am

    Somalia’s Islamists Shabaab is banning food while 350,000 of its people flee to Kenya to seek help out of desperation.

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  • Harvey
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 5:03am

    Whats the differnce between this stupidity and what the Presidents wife is trying to do.None at all.

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  • LadyIzShy
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 4:57am

    what a joke..im thinking about a BLT for lunch…

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    • RightUnite
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 6:07am

      Double the bacon, and I’ll join you… ;-)

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    • 1proudAmerican
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 10:03am

      Don’t have a club sandwich though – it’s the wrong shape!

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    • Mort
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 10:23am

      with ham and cheese, lettuce and tomato, a little mayo, salt & pepper. I’m hungry already.

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  • beowolf
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 4:51am

    I am absolutely sure islam is not a religion, it is really a psychoses.

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    • Don
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 4:56pm

      Hey I have an Idea. Why dont we ALL make a healthy ham sandwich? Put them in a bag and send the few thousand or so pounds of food to these guys door step LOL what a laff. I mean as a Joke of course.

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    • Don
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 5:04pm

      Ok look guys. We should all just make a Ham sandwich and send it to this place of business or where ever these crack pots hang out. I’d say, if enough of us sent them a healthy ham on rye or wheat or whatever, they may just get over themselves….. or maybe not LOL I am going to do it. LOL as a joke of course but hey I have the extra ham and Kosher bread to do it. Why not, heck some of them may secretly eat them. lol to funny.

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    • Big Book Harry
      Posted on July 31, 2011 at 12:30am

      @BEOWOLF Your right it is a man made cult operating under the premis of a religon.

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  • EP46
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 4:51am

    Maybe this is why MECHEELLE is trying to ban all the ‘good’ American food !

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  • Captain Crunch
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 4:28am

    Reminds me of that old novility song called “Ahab the Arab”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLB15kBvn_c

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  • Arc
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 4:06am

    How about an “all pork ” buthcher shop in Tehran?
    Or a hog farm on the outshirts of Damascus?
    Maybe they will bargain….say a Baptist Church near Mecca and we’ll let them put a mosque an equal distance from ground zero.?

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  • Dougbeach
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 4:03am

    Guys, this is why I’ve always avoided the most islamic food of all — croissants. Think about it: the name means “crescent” in French, as in the crescent moon shown on the flag of islamic countries like Turkey and Pakistan. Need I say more?

    BOYCOTT YOUR LOCAL FRENCH BAKERY!

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    • Slipstick
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 5:00am

      We could delete the ‘i’ in croissant and REALLY give them a stir–can you imagine the uproar about CROSS-ants???

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    • Rickfromillinois
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 7:53am

      Funny comment. It’s a joke people. For those who don’t know and take the comment seriously, it was created by the bakers in Vienna when a Turkish army that was invading Austria was defeated.

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  • ibedavey
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 3:49am

    They would rather have a BLT to show how they are mixing with Americans.

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  • Diane TX
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 3:45am

    I’m done, done, done with political correctness. If I offend some idiot Muslim – too bad. Those creeps murdered thousands of Americans because we don’t choose to join their anti-female, twelfth century, so-called “religion”.

    I think that their religion is beyond ridiculous. Their “Leader” was a pedophile who married a seven year girl, than rapped her at age nine, all because she could “bear his weight” at age nine. If that’s not disgusting enough, compliant Muslim Women cover theirselves from head to toe, mainly because they have been brain-washed to believe that women who don’t, are cheap trash and/or prostitutes. In the olden days, women who didn’t cover theirselves, were slave girl material. I think that everyone should know how compliant Muslim women, really feel about non-Muslim women.

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    • quicker
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 6:26am

      Better watch out old crown weave herself I mean Sheila Jackson Lee might have you investigateted.

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  • MyzPhoenyx
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 3:32am

    That seems to fit right in with Michelin-Can Obama’s “You can‘t eat what I don’t want you to, but I’ll eat whatever gets too close,” nonsense. It just goes to show that some people shouldn’t breed.

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  • SilentReader
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 3:24am

    The frenzied Islamists should be banned. To you think we can arrange that?

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    • shirtsbyeric
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 6:07am

      But they are out breeding us 4 to 1. This is the future of the planet. “The penis mightier than the sword”

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  • Psychosis
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 3:15am

    good, and they can keep their hands off my doritos

    wow these people are stupid come on darwin start selecting already

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  • Eric_The_Red_State
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:59am

    Two words – Casey Anthony

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  • Arc
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:52am

    Yep, the Brotherhood is so peaceful and staunch in their faith that paranoia has set in. No football on TV, no tight clothing ( creates wayyy to much daydreaming about those 72 virgins) And another thought,, Cynthia McKenny looks very comfortable in Iran, maybe Ahmendinajad will propose. Maybe Farrakhan will “ give her away”

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    • Slipstick
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 5:03am

      We can only hope…
      Wouldn‘t it be a stitch if she got to be one of some boomer’s 70-odd virgins???

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    • jackbauer
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 7:34am

      We don’t need Farrakahn to give her away. There‘s way too many Patriot American’s that would be glad to give her away to anyone who would taker her!

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  • 65802
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:51am

    Great, I guess camel pellets are the snack choice for these guys right?

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  • RepubliCorp
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:44am

    Kind of like Mc D’s becoming a apple stand and salad bar…….

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  • cookcountypatriot
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:44am

    good more for us…eat weeds ya sick bastards

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  • BOMUSTGO
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:41am

    Next they will ban the Southern cross star constellation that can only be seen in the southern hemishere.

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  • ItTakesFaith
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:38am

    Eggs are a goner… (used in the making of colored and obviously Christian ‘Easter Eggs’…!). I wonder if the ban would extend to ‘fortune cookies’; or if their Eastern origin would exempt it from such scrutiny…

    Even eating is getting complicated…! My head is going to explode with trying to keep up with this political correctness…

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  • mavsfan75
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:36am

    Lets just start making ALL food Christian-related and the problem of terrorism will take care of itself!

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  • Ron_WA
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:36am

    Awesome! Not only do I get all the bacon I want but now I get all the snackies I handle as well. I say we start making everything that’s tasty in the form of a triangle!

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  • Benetto
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:33am

    haaaa… I guess hot cross buns are out!

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