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It’s Confirmed: Noah’s Ark Is Coming to the Big Screen (And Guess Who’s Playing the Lead Role?)

Russell Crowe to Play In Noahs Ark Movie | Darren Aronofsky

“Noah’s Ark,” a familiar Biblical story known around the globe, is about to get the Hollywood treatment. Famed director Darren Aronofsky is bringing the tale to the big screen. Actor Russell Crowe, who has starred in films such as “Gladiator” and “Cinderella Man,” will play the lead role, as details about the project are beginning to come into the open.

Russell Crowe to Play In Noahs Ark Movie | Darren Aronofsky

"Noah's Ark" was painted by Edward Hicks in 1846

Paramount Pictures will begin production on the film this July in Iceland and New York and it will be released in theaters on March 28, 2014. Aronofsky most recently directed the critically-acclaimed film, “Black Swan.”

“I’d like to thank Paramount and Regency for backing my team’s work to breathe new life into the biblical epic,” Aronofsky said in a statement about the film. “I rejoice that Russell Crowe will be by my side on this adventure. It’s his immense talent that helps me to sleep at night. I look forward to being wowed by him every day.”

Russell Crowe to Play In Noahs Ark Movie | Darren Aronofsky

As The Huffington Post notes, Crowe’s involvement in the project was originally leaked to media back in February. The actor subsequently confirmed his interest in the project on Twitter.

Also, some are speculating that action star Liam Neeson, who sparked headlines earlier this year after discussing a potential conversion from Catholicism to Islam, will also appear in the film.

(H/T: Huffington Post)

Comments (189)

  • Starknerd
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:41pm

    Will they spin it into a “global warming” issue? Who will be the hero? Will there be an insipid Dutch boy with his finger in the ****? How about an Al Gore character who preaches impending doom for reasons other than Noah’s and leads people intentionally into a valley for a huge fee after they trade off their water footprint?

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    • mils
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:54pm

      oh…a first scan..the name Obama ran through my mind..
      then i realized… “the american jesus” could not play the lowly noah.

      /an actor is an actor is an actor..who cares who plays it..i won’t be going to see it anyway..and if you want to starve hollywood a bit..don’t go..

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    • johnjamison
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:58pm

      Seen it ,it was called Evan Almighty

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    • smokeysmoke
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:07pm

      ya it was called 2012… save humanity from the waters

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 5:11pm

      ROTFFLMFAO that you can say bitch in here but cannot say d i k e, Too funny…

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    • by faith
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 6:03pm

      Trolltrainer (Check your facts before you call someone a liar.)
      “While the FIRST Anabaptists were often baptized TWICE, once as INFANTS in the medieval church and again as adults in the early years of the Reformation, the overwhelming majority throughout the early modern era were baptized only once as adults, after first confessing their faith publicly.
      But unlike the majority of other major Christian communities, Anabaptists rejected child baptism in favor of believers’ baptism”
      Source:Gale Encyclopedia of the Early Modern World

      Since you will not respond on the original thread, I wanted to make sure you got my response:
      From your original post: “If any Christian group that has ever existed has DISTORTED the Word of God it is the Catholic church.” So this is not an attack on the Church, it’s a complement?
      None of my post were directed at you until you call me out by name. I posted that the Bible was canonized in the 300’s (fact). Luther and the reformers edited or removed 11 books from the NT(fact). I also questioned the authority of King James to re-write the Bible. Why can he write a Bible and the guy in this article can’t? I posted the origin of the term Catholic. Then I posted 7 myths about indulgences. This is where you interjected yourself.
      I count 4 others who had issues with your “Christian responses”. But you call me bitter and I lash out.
      So you call me out, but when I respond you play the victim. Well pour pityful you.
      Your

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 7:33pm

      By Faith,

      You jackass! YOU were the one that claimed anabaptists baptized babies! What a dork you are! You are so wrapped up in your pride that you will change your position to prove someone else wrong.

      These are YOUR very words:

      “The Anabaptists baptized babies, and so can in no way be considered the spiritual ancestors to the present-day Baptists.”

      The post can be found here:

      http://www.theblaze.com/stories/new-bible-translation-replaces-christ-angel-apostle/

      First page, first string.

      As I said, I am done with you. You have mental problems and are full of it. You did not answer one of my comments, only lashed out with ad hominem attacks. You are childish, petty, arrogant and simply not worth my time.

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    • JGraham III
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 8:25pm

      I doubt the movie will be anywhere as good as (or as accurate) as the book….

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    • FoxholeAtheist
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 10:16am

      I wonder if it will have unicorns in it, as all good fairy tales (and the Bible) do.

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    • Frugalone
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 10:45am

      Boycott all Hollywood movies!!!! This is Hollywood trying to rewrite the Bible. Nothing but trash comes out of Hollywood movies.

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    • by faith
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 11:28am

      Troll
      Name calling? You’re so “Christian”

      “While the FIRST Anabaptists were often baptized TWICE, once as INFANTS …”

      “Extensive study and independent investigation of church history has convinced the author that the view once held so dear has not been and cannot be verified. On the contrary, Baptist arose in the 17th century in Holland and England. They are Protestants heirs of the reformers.” J.M. Carroll

      You’re welcome for the education
      Now we are done

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  • Constructionist
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:40pm

    I said get on that damned Ark or I will smash you in the face with this telephone!

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  • happy2behere
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:38pm

    What, Johnny Depp wasn’t available? Really now, 21st century Hollywood producing a movie based on a Bible Story is a fantastic farce even without Jack Sparrow.

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    • RJJinGadsden
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:50pm

      My wife and I both laughed out loud and almost in unison said it was a better choice than George Clooney. I suppose it would have been Tom Cruise had their been more dangerous looking action in it.

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    • CatB
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 5:18pm

      Didn’t Jack Black openly mock God … I would like him to play it .. when the special effects starts the lightening …… BAM .. takes him out!

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  • pothos42
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:37pm

    Guaranteed it will have an obvious message clubbing you over the head about “global warming”…. or “global cooling”…. maybe “global constant” back then before records were kept, because we know the climate never varied millennia ago…. Al Gore will play a talking tree, and we’ll see the elusive “manbearpig” that didn’t make it on the ark.

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  • phillyatheist
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:34pm

    it’s gonna be tough to make God look good in this flick. when the subject is genocide of the entire land-based world, minus a few thousand lucky individual animals, well, good luck with that.

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    • chips1
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 7:33pm

      If you think GOD was mad back then, wait till you see what He does this time.

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    • Aix_sponsa
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 11:35pm

      “If you think GOD was mad back then, wait till you see what He does this time.”

      A chilling sentiment.

      I’ll be waiting for this loving “GOD” to destroy mankind again with an enthusiasm akin to yours.

      Oh wait. No I won’t. Because no such being exists.

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    • puravida56
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 11:37pm

      I’m quaking in my boots. The story of noah is so laughable…….christians should try to make excuses for it just to save face.

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    • texasbeta
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 12:34pm

      Sounds like a spoiled ill tempered little brat to me.

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  • Itsjusttim
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:31pm

    P C BE DAMNED,
    Oh yeah, well Jesus spoke about Noah (can we just say No’e?), because he was a real person eventually. See, Noah at first was a spirit, and all his generations well. See, No’e was in the east – Eastward at the ripe old age of 600 he and his sons went into the Ark. Then after he and his sons came out of the Ark, No’e then came down off his wine “And became a person.” Then after No’e became a person, No‘e saw what Ham had done unto No’e, and how Ham moved backwards to cover No‘e’s wholesome nakedness – spiritual honest nakedness.

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    • phillyatheist
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:36pm

      i wonder how much makeup it will take to make Russell Crowe look 900 years old…

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    • abbygirl1994
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:40pm

      Are you on drugs??? That was the worst Noah story I ever heard, obviously concocted by a liberal unbeliever!

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    • Itsjusttim
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:41pm

      So then No’e was kind of upset with his sons, and so No’e told the truth about things. But hey, if you want to believe it’s a boat that had monkeys and giraffes in it – knock yourself out because it’s your soul. Ah what would I know, I’ve just been around the block a few times.

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    • TSUNAMI-22
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:47pm

      Are you the reincarnation of Marshall Applewhite?

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    • Itsjusttim
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:55pm

      abbygirl1994,
      What do you mean that’s the worse story? I guess it’s hard for people to swallow the truth. Because Noah was also Enoch of Enos, and that‘s why Jesus called him No’e.

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    • Itsjusttim
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:01pm

      I guess people just don’t grasp the concept of a father sacrificing his own earthly desires so that his sons may live. That‘s why the world’s so screwed up.

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    • Itsjusttim
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:03pm

      Anyways it will all be straightened out sooner or later.

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    • dejavu43
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:12pm

      Surely you jest? Russell Freakin’ Crowe? Although I DO agree that if not Crowe they would have floated Clooney or Cruise–now THERE is an unpalatable thought. If they had a brain (always doubtful) they would go the “unknown” route as was done with casting Jesus…..

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 5:13pm

      Tim, time for your meds again…

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    • 4truth2all
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 6:39pm

      Yo Tim:
      I think his name was Bob … and God asked him if he wanted to drown and he said; “ah, no! Then God said; “no ah, well ok then, but I think I‘ll change you’re name to Noah. But you might be right … God just might call him No’e cause he did like him. After all, he built a really big boat and saved all the animals.

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    • mycomet123
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 8:29pm

      @ 4TRUTH2ALL, LOL so hard I almost peed my pants!

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    • lovemuffin
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 9:43pm

      Genesis 9:23
      But Shem and Japheth took a garment and laid it across their shoulders; then they walked in backward and covered their father’s naked body. Their faces were turned the other way so that they would not see their father naked.
      AS YOU CAN SEE, it was NOT ham who walked in backwards. All your other “jibber jabber” is just that. with the exception of another spelling for Noah…

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  • phillyatheist
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:31pm

    will there be termites? i’ve always wanted to know what they did with the termites!

    will there be dinosaurs? if so, how many?

    why couldn’t God find a way to kill all the fishes too? he’s God after all, maybe an underwater supervolcano?

    so many questions…

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    • MammalOne
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:43pm

      I can answer every burning question you have with one sentence:

      It’s just a fictional story.

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    • SquidVetOhio
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:14pm

      Most of the fishes did die. Haven’t you ever seen a fossil bed? Mostly fishes. They were only on the ark for 6 – 9 months. If an omnipotent, omniscient God did flood the earth and tell Noah to build the ark (and He did) is it a stretch that God would preserve the ark from being destroyed? No logic in you question. The remnants of the ark are fossilized in the mountains of ararat in Turkey just like the Bible said. Matching the length and breadth of the ark, just like the Bible said. You will answer to the God that flooded the earth someday, just like the Bible says.

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    • phillyatheist
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:37pm

      Squiddy – if you believe this myth you are beyond hope. it’s one of the most ridiculous stories ever created. it also just so happens to be in your Bible. you‘re one who doesn’t like the idea of cherry picking from it, so you just swallow it whole. which makes sense, b/c if you can pick which parts are true and which are false, the whole things unravels. to this i ask – do you stone your neighbor for working on the sabbath? do you eat shellfish? do you believe in talking snakes (i’m sure you do, but i want to hear you admit it)? just wonderin…

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    • MiloArk
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:38pm

      You’re the dumbest guy I ever read. Can’t you figure those questions out? Doh!

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    • phillyatheist
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:47pm

      miloark – perhaps you shouldn‘t critique one’s intelligence unless you can use proper sentence structure. it should read “you’re the dumbest guy I have ever read”.

      but to answer your question, no, i don’t understand them. enlighten me. i’m here to learn!

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    • Sh3LLz
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:48pm

      Ok, first. The Ark was made of a resinous wood and covered in tar. Termites shouldnt be a problem.

      Second, The dinosaurs may have been gone already or even if there WERE dinosaurs, the flood wouldve wiped them out, as they would not be useful in the new human society.

      Third, God said he was wiping away all that which was breathing UPON THE GROUND. So,the fish are obviously just fine since they DONT live on the surface of the ground. That answer your questions?

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    • hatchetjob
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:50pm

      MAMMALONE, Boy, are you in for a rude awakening.

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    • lukerw
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:56pm

      No one can refer to what went on in PreHistory (Before Writing)… but in Ancient Egypt they recorded that the God Horus, in the form of a Hawk, landed up a Sacred Hill, after the Great Flood, and waited for the Waters to Recede.

      So, called “scientists” and the “enlightened” for hundreds of years claimed… the disasters in the Bible were false… because the Universe was Constant & Organized upon Mathematical Formula. Yeh… give me a brake: Look out for that Meteor!

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    • Inlightofthings
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 6:06pm

      Philly:

      May hope and change sustain you until….“so many questions”…are answered.

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    • puravida56
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 11:56pm

      The story is no different than greek or roman mythology…………except the fact that half of america is just dumb enough to believe it.

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 7:40am

      puravida56
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 11:56pm

      The story is no different than greek or roman mythology…………except the fact that half of america is just dumb enough to believe it.
      ———————————————————————
      I used to think this way too! :-)

      What should be scaring you is that you feel well over half of Americans are this stupid! Maybe it is YOU who is missing something? Just a suggestion.

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    • 4truth2all
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 1:00pm

      Yo Phillyatheists:

      You’re posts seem to me to be one of a mocker not one willing to learn. If indeed you are willing to learn there are VERY GOOD explinations and SCIENTIFIC evidence that point to the truth of scripture, and they are VERY EASY to find on the net. So, one willing to learn is also one willing to make some effort.

      SIMPLE BIBLE TRUTH … seek and you will find ……. the truth, and that truth is Jesus and if indeed you desire Him, he is the way to paradice = eternal life
      That is why Jesus said of Himself “I am the way the truth and the life and no one comes to the Father except through Me”. …. I’ll give you a hint …. it’s in John …..seek and you will find

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  • spirited
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:29pm

    Liam was fantastic in Schindler’s List –be honest.
    Crow is an excellent actor….very believable in any role he’s in.
    – He sits well on interview couches as well .

    Hope to see the film someday
    >when it comes to tvland.

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    • mils
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:32pm

      ONLY>>>when and, if… it comes to tv land…will we be seeing it..

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  • salvawhoray
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:28pm

    just what we need, more fiction movies.

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    • MammalOne
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:47pm

      I hope it’s just Russell Crowe fighting tigers and elephants for 2 hours. Now THAT is something I can believe in.

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    • burnbabylon
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 6:56pm

      @MAMALONE
      More like cleaning up after them.

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  • SquidVetOhio
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:23pm

    Give it a chance. I‘m sure it won’t be 100% accurate. The story of Noah in Genesis chp 6 is fairly short so they will take artistic licenses. But with all the trash that comes out of Hollywood, maybe God will have a hand in helping them make this right whether they want to or not. Russel Crowe seems like a good guy. He owns a rugby team, how bad can he be?

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    • JimL
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:46pm

      A script written by a secular theologian(s).

      The ark is just a metaphor for the collective and the ideas carried forward into the next Materialistic Epoch.

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    • SquidVetOhio
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:16pm

      The movie or the biblical account? The biblical account has geology, archeology and history to support it.

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    • In the O.C.
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:21pm

      Hollywood is trying so darn hard to find every single possible moment to extol the virtures of global warming for the rest of us idiots out here. I know I won’t be surprised if it turns out to be a “message movie” once again. This forthcoming movie will be just another attempt to do that because you have a man (and men/women) dedicated to the notion that there is no God and that the Biblical stories (NOT “tales”) of how civilization began are contrary to their non-belief in God. Mel Gibson’s problems aside, HE would take the ball and run with this opportunity (hopefully after having taking his daily Valium) and would do a terrific job with it without bastardizing the story. This director – and Russell Crowe – I don’t know. I just don’t know.

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  • Blacktooth
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:23pm

    If the history of Hollywood movie making is a guide, we can be sure they will not adhere to what the Genesis 6-9 account actually says. It will be a fanciful tale with a lot of made up story lines and inaccurate details. It will not therefore be an educational movie.

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    • phillyatheist
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:28pm

      sounds just like the original to me.

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    • spirited
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:31pm

      Read any book,

      >then see the movie.

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    • 2SENSEWORTH
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:55pm

      Those that get all their education from moves and TV think Hollywood starts with the facts and ends up with the facts – NAAAH.

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    • Bandofthehawk
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 2:05am

      The problem is we have a non Christian team trying to tell a Christian story. Have you ever tried to watch shows like “the real Jesus” on the history channel. It is full of half truth, incorrect understandings, and bold face lies. I can sit there yelling at my TV debunking everything they put forth but many get mislead by it. The Word is alive and is open to those that seek the truth it holds. For others that read it as a history book they will get very little understanding and will be lost, maybe getting a third of what is being taught. That is why the term “eyes to see, ears to hear” is used over and over again.
      This will be a vanilla telling with lots added on that is not in the story to give it more “appeal”. So, basically a waste of time.

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:23pm

    Where is Charleston Heston when we need him?

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    • Sol Invictus
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:03pm

      They’ve named a dance after him? Ben Her?

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    • chips1
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 7:47pm

      It was origionally “Ben Him” until the fruits in Hollyweed made it PC.

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  • pap pap
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:20pm

    Wow !!! Some of you are very disparaging without even knowing what the . . .ah..sincerity angle of this picture is going to be. I can understand your attitude about hollywood though. I think both Ruseell and Liam are great actors. Jeff Bridges would also be good as Noah.

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  • thegreatcarnac
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:17pm

    Ought to be interesting…I may go see it.

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  • blanco5
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:17pm

    Did anyone else say, “oh gawd, not him” when they saw who it was too?

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  • G.E.R
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:16pm

    It would be nice if Hollywood made a movie about something that actually happened instead of these POS fantasy films.

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    • SquidVetOhio
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:25pm

      Yea, like a movie about an athiest who is NOT a condenscending jerk. Oh wait…….

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    • phillyatheist
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:41pm

      well, it’s the ultimate fairy tale. yet, i would wager that most Blaze readers take it word for word. these are your climate change deniers and Obama birthers. if you can believe in a 900 year old man who packed up dinosaurs into a wooden boat, along with termites who would eat the boat, well, i guess you can believe anything.

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    • SquidVetOhio
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:07pm

      @PHILLYATHIEST

      He was 600 and did not bring insects on the ark. He would have brought baby dinosaurs (i.e. small lizards) not a full grown T-Rex and Bronchiosaurus and probably baby elephants and everything else.
      If you believe it rained on rocks for millions of years creating intelligent life to come form non-intelligent matter (not to mention where the matter came from, but I digress) defying the laws of physics and biology. Separated into a female and male, found eachother, mated, produced offspring that would continually get bigger until they decided to suddenly start breathing air (again defying biology) and finally evolve the desire to worship some deity that it has never seen (according to you) for no apparent reason, then you have WAY more faith than I do.

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    • phillyatheist
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:31pm

      oh Squiddy, i opened up a can of worms here haven’t i. you’re right about one thing, the scale of evolution is astounding. it’s hard to imagine, and can be very hard to grasp for those who aren’t interested in delving into it. nonetheless, it happened, and the amount of understanding that we have on how it happened is incredible. to me, it‘s the most astounding thing that we’ve figured out. it’s not about faith, it’s about evidence. go to a site besides answersingenesis and you may actually learn something on the subject. equating it with believing in a 600 year old man is surely apples to oranges. we KNOW that humans don’t live that long, yet you believe it anyway. why? it’s in your book. sorry, that’s not enough evidence for any thinking person.

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 5:36pm

      phillyatheist
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:31pm

      ..it’s hard to imagine, and can be very hard to grasp for those who aren’t interested in delving into it. nonetheless, it happened, and the amount of understanding that we have on how it happened is incredible. to me, it‘s the most astounding thing that we’ve figured out. it’s not about faith, it’s about evidence.
      ————————————————————

      Really? I guess someone forgot to tell the real evolution scientists that because none of them will admit they have anything figured out.

      Please, show me any evidence that cannot be interpreted in other ways. Please show me any experiments that can replicate biological evolution where one species turns into another.

      You have nothing. Just a worldview that is as ridiculous to me as mine is to you. You just better hope I am the one that is wrong, :-)

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    • Aix_sponsa
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 11:51pm

      @TrollTrainer

      “Really? I guess someone forgot to tell the real evolution scientists that because none of them will admit they have anything figured out.

      Please, show me any evidence that cannot be interpreted in other ways. Please show me any experiments that can replicate biological evolution where one species turns into another.

      You have nothing. Just a worldview that is as ridiculous to me as mine is to you. You just better hope I am the one that is wrong, :-)”

      You do understand one of the principles of evolution is sharing a common ancestor? Life is one massive tree, with many species branching from lower organisms. One species does not “change into another”, like a frog evolving into rabbit.

      Here’s a couple sites you might be interested in accessing. If your curiosity is piqued, you may want to access a few scholarly journals with peer-reviewed, scientific papers. Or, you could continue to keep a closed mind on the issue and tout evolutionary theory as a “worldview” rather than a scientific endeavor.

      http://anthro.palomar.edu/evolve/evolve_3.htm
      http://www.nature.com/nature/newspdf/evolutiongems.pdf

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 7:25am

      Aix_sponsa
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 11:51pm

      You do understand one of the principles of evolution is sharing a common ancestor? Life is one massive tree, with many species branching from lower organisms. One species does not “change into another”, like a frog evolving into rabbit.

      Here’s a couple sites you might be interested in accessing. If your curiosity is piqued, you may want to access a few scholarly journals with peer-reviewed, scientific papers. Or, you could continue to keep a closed mind on the issue and tout evolutionary theory as a “worldview” rather than a scientific endeavor.

      http://anthro.palomar.edu/evolve/evolve_3.htm
      http://www.nature.com/nature/newspdf/evolutiongems.pdf
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      lol, yeah, I FULLY understand the many diverse theories on evolution. I would wager I know more about them, and their myriad associated problems, than you do. So trying to argue from a position of authority will not work with me. Especially when you add nothing substantive to the argument. Really, you say nothing at all, you just post a couple links to evo sites. I do not deny the theory exists, or even that despite any logic it has taken hold and is advanced in science circles. But it is not science. It cannot be observed, replicated, or repeated. Even with ALL OUR KNOWLEDGE we cannot create life, something that supposedly formed by accident, unguided by any intelligence.

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 7:37am

      In fact, secular scientists are abandoning the theory in droves because the deeper we dig the more we see the evidence refutes evolution. Those that really want to find an answer have to turn to astronaut theory, the latest escape mechanism to get around the impossibilities of life evolving on this planet.

      No, evolution is just a worldview. There is NOTHING scientific about it, it is just a flight of fancy. It is even a stretch to use the evidence available to support it, instead scientists have to re-write things to accommodate the evidence. Re-write or ignore. At every turn the evidence dismisses evolution. At every turn man has to come up with new and ever dumber explanations to explain the evidence. A T-Rex thigh bone with meat still in it, measurable C14 in diamonds, frozen comets that impossible exist in a billions of years old solar system, pictures of dinosaurs created by people that should not know what a dinosaur looks like…from all around the world…Polystrate fossils, the Kaibab Upwarp…The list is endless…Evolution has insurmountable problems and secular scientists recognize that. I am not here to prove God to you, I cannot do that. I have nothing against evolution being taught in schools, and I recognize that following this false trail has still advanced science in many ways. But do not try to argue that evolution is certain fact or that it is proven theory. It is anything but!

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    • phillyatheist
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 12:20pm

      TROLL – you make me laugh. scientists are not leaving evolutionary theory AT ALL. here’s a nice new link for you to consider: http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0411/feature1/fulltext.html

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    • by faith
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 12:24pm

      Troll,
      One last shot, just because you called me names.
      You posted the following about the theory of evolution: ”It is even a stretch to use the evidence available to support it, instead scientists have to re-write things to accommodate the evidence. Re-write or ignore.” This is exactly what Luther and King James did.

      now that’s funny
      bah bye

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    • Aix_sponsa
      Posted on April 26, 2012 at 1:28am

      @Trolltrainer

      “and I recognize that following this false trail has still advanced science in many ways.”

      Coincidence right? Really? Why would you go into a massive regurgitation of Answers in Genesis arguments and end with this sentiment? It has advanced science because it IS science. A scientific theory has testable hypotheses and can make predictions. Evolution makes predictions.

      http://www.dbskeptic.com/2008/05/19/evolution-makes-testable-predictions/
      http://philsci-archive.pitt.edu/4770/1/RGWintherPredictionSelectionistEvolutionaryTheoryFinal.pdf

      Evolutionary theory can make excellent predictions in gaps of time, but not so much in the future, given the nature of the beast. As for laboratory experiments: One cannot demonstrate millions of years of evolution, and no one expects any scientist to do this.

      However, the DNA evidence for evolution is perhaps the nail in the creationist’s coffin. Using sequencing, we can trace the lineage and ancestry of organisms back generations: but I‘m sure you’re familiar with this, seeing as how you “wager I know more about them, and their myriad associated problems, than you do.”

      Buddy, I was a YEC for years. I read the same articles you’re reading. I read from the same association of creationists force feeding you individual bits of information to “refute evolution”. And not once, ever, EVER, did I see one of those “scientists” produce any kind of theory that can predict and unify. They just do what they

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    • Aix_sponsa
      Posted on April 26, 2012 at 1:39am

      do best: Criticize without any alternative.

      AIG and other creationist ministries want you to think evolution is a worldview. It’s not. The evidence speaks for itself, but in the creationist’s case, they speak for the evidence.

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  • ProgressiveDeist267
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:15pm

    When I read the first sentence I Immediately though this would be a Christian movie or probably even an Islamic version of Noah’s tale. Now, I believe this will me more of a disaster themed movie than a religious movie. Even though I see the story of Noah was influenced by other myths it would be interesting to see it on the silver screen.

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    • chips1
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 8:06pm

      How can they even attempt to make a movie without blacks? Here comes Jackson and Sharpton. The film will have to have the animals in a fleet of canoes. Blacks never made a boat.

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  • The46Percent2008
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:15pm

    They glorify the evil things and people of society, and make Christians look wacked out on grandpa’s medicine. I don’t expect this to be any different. If Peter Jackson was directing it, I would feel different.

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  • AmazingGrace8
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:08pm

    Tie me kangaroo down boy, tie me kangaroo down.
    R Crowe…..gorgeous-hunk-a-hunk of man, my humble opinion, could “act-his-way-out-of-a-paper-sack”. He is married and his wife is “one-lucky-lady”!!!

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    • Teabunny
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:14pm

      naw…disagree. Not so cute. Not my type I guess. He’s still a baby. Like ‘em older,..(.and thicker! I just made my best batch of stuffed shells ever! and all I can think is that boy needs to eat the entire pan!) (while i whip up some desert! lol) good actor though! will agree there!

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    • casseopea42
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:22pm

      I sincerly hope they do the story justice and dont make it some crazy adaptation. I don‘t want to see Noah having an affair with a local rich man’s wife, or have him open the doors for everyone when it starts raining. Or some biblical “Waterworld”

      There was a show done several years ago (not sure it if was for TV or the big screen, where noah was in his ark floating around and would come across others who had made make-shift floating homes….they would trade with them and there was lots of drama etc etc. Yuck!

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    • AmazingGrace8
      Posted on April 24, 2012 at 11:58am

      @teabunny

      Hi. I usually post & never come back to a story but was curious because reading posts, sometimes I think others go off on a 3rd rail, I do that too..LOL. The stuffed shells sound yummy.
      R Crowe is a great actor & has an interesting face & moves. He is a bad boy and before my faith “really-kicked-in”, I dated men with the “edge-about-them” I am old, don’t date but if I did plan to date & marry, it would be a man of faith…If the movie gets on a movie channel that I have, I will watch it but don’t go to movies.

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  • NHwinter
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:04pm

    Won’t go see it for sure with those two actors staring in it.

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  • Latter.Day.Saint
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:03pm

    I wonder if they’ll even mention God in this movie? Or will they make Noah seem crazy? I personally would not put it past them.

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    • blackyb
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:10pm

      Hollywood wants to rewrite the Holy Bible in their image. Maybe they need a few more rocks to fall from the sky.

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    • blackyb
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:12pm

      Neither would I. They are all skanks for the most part. Who thinks that casting couch is their god.

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    • Teabunny
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:16pm

      Smile and wave boys…smile and wave!….those space rock…just might be on the way! or a solar flare! that would do it! they run on technology!

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    • Teabunny
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:17pm

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_B23QGCEmA

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  • Patriot760
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:02pm

    Said to have landed on Mt. Ararat, the heart of historical (and what we Armenians call occupied) Armenia.

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  • possom
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 2:59pm

    No thank‘s I’ll pass on seeing this movie!

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  • randy
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 2:59pm

    Too bad I won’t be seeing it.
    I believe he’s on my “Never Watch” list

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    • CatB
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:07pm

      Yes ..although when you think about it .. people thought Noah was crazy.. Russell is … only Noah in the end is not crazy .. Russell still is .. I will pass ..

      I saw “Monumental” it was wonderful .. Hollyweird can stuff it .. I prefer movies made by PATRIOTS.

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    • CatB
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:10pm

      Liam is the kiss of death for me .. I didn’t catch that last line when I first read it .. why do all these IDIOTS have to ruin everything … oh well I am loading up my Kindle Fire with the daily special on Amazon .. a book for 99 cents I can enjoy much more than anything these idiots act in.

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    • momrules
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:48pm

      In June 2011 Russel Crowe went on a twitter rant and said……..”Abortion should always be a woman’s choice, there is no benefit to forced motherhood………you got it?..don’t like it then bye.”

      I said bye to Russel then and I meant it………he is on my don’t watch, don’t support with my hard earned money list too.

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    • hatchetjob
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:57pm

      MOMRULES, If Russell had the stones to say that, I WILL go and see this movie.

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    • momrules
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 6:25pm

      Good for you Hatchetjob………..if they don’t bastardize the movie you might learn something about God.

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  • Itsjusttim
    Posted on April 23, 2012 at 2:58pm

    Of course, they have to beat it into your head that it is a boat, and that the food for them to eat is wheat and such. But not that it is a mental/ spiritual Ark, and the food is food for thought regarding all the stupid mistakes people make.

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    • contkmi
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:13pm

      Uh, wut?

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    • P C BE DAMNED
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:17pm

      Tim I new you were a fool but now I know what kind. You interpret everything as spiritual. Well Jesus spoke of Noah as a real person. Foolish mortal Tim.

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    • SquidVetOhio
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:20pm

      It was a boat. They have found it’s remains in the Mountains of Ararat in Turkey. Just like the Bible said.

      For it all to be an allegory, sure seems strange that Moses wrote down where the thing landed. The Bible is explicitly true. It is only allegorical when it claims to be (very few times). History and archaeology backs this up.

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    • CaptMickeyd
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:24pm

      Are you on something? It was a literal boat, with literal animals, and literal people surviving a literal world-wide flood. The spiritual aspect is in the application to the New Testament.

      Tim you seem to be ignorant of the Holy Bible.

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    • iampraying4u
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:13pm

      Itsjusttim take your meds

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    • chips1
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 8:15pm

      IAM:
      You can’t say that! Your practicing medicine without a license. Here comes Obama’s Dr. Czar!!!

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    • puravida56
      Posted on April 23, 2012 at 11:54pm

      Itsjusttim take your meds? This is because he does not believe a guy 3000- 5000 years ago could build a boat that would hold 8 million species of animals and food /water for those animals. Nevermind that most of those species eat OTHER SPECIES! The boat would need to be the size of a small city! All of it built with wood? Really? Can you actually fool your brain to believe that is possible? Meds may need to be taken….but Tim is not the one that needs them.

      But even if you believe the whole story is true- god promises at the end he will never do it again. Why would an omnipotent god have to promise not to do something again? If he is just, the action/ flood is just and can be repeated.

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