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Jon Stewart Cuts Wrist on Broken Margarita Glass During Sketch Mocking Weiner Newser

Jon Stewart Cuts Wrist on Broken Margarita Glass During Sketch Mocking Weiner Newser
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It is not hyperbole to say this may have been one of the greatest Daily Show moments of all time. Standing in the same setting Weiner (and, somehow, Andrew Breitbart) had given press conferences the day before– though the chyron cited it as a Motel 6 in Hackensack, NJ– Stewart explained that the decision to run with material about John Edwards and Sarah Palin was all his. The deeper he got into his statement that he took “full responsibility” for the matter, he more he felt compelled to make a series of drinks, each more elaborate than the last. During one of these mini-bartending sessions, Stewart slashed his hand on some broken glass.

This first clip is the set up and the incident. Things start to go down hill after the 4:30 mark. The second clip further below in this post will show the bloody aftermath!

NEW YORK (AP) — The story about U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner’s use of Twitter to send a lewd photo to a woman has been awkward for comic Jon Stewart, a friend of the congressman’s. On Tuesday, it proved painful.

Stewart broke a glass and gashed his wrist while taping a Weiner skit on Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show.” The taping was briefly stopped so a bleeding Stewart could get medical attention, then resumed after he was bandaged up. Network spokesman Steve Albani said the accident was left in Tuesday’s show.

Stewart and Weiner briefly roomed together when they were younger, a point “The Daily Show” host noted over the past week. That hasn’t stopped Stewart from making fun of his friend, who admitted Monday to inappropriate online contact with women he met on social networks.

Tuesday‘s skit featured Stewart in a mock news conference designed to resemble Weiner’s from the day earlier. Stewart broke the glass when the script called for him to make a margarita.

The show posted a picture of Stewart’s bandaged wrist and a bloodstained cuff of his shirt.

Comments (127)

  • The Bagginator
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 8:06am

    Who gives a rat’s ass? I‘m tired of Beck and O’Reilly sucking up to the likes of Stewart and Colbert.

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    • Bigliardi
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 8:40am

      I totally agree….It‘s like they have a fascination with him that they can’t quite control…Sort of like playing with a snake, even though you know it’s poisonous…

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  • JUSTANOTHEROPINION
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 8:05am

    Lighten up people, it’s comedy. Anybody that takes this sh** seriously is going to screw us with or without Stewart because like the requirements to get a Government job, eligibility to vote does not require a competency test either.

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    • Seabee79
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 8:11am

      it’s comedy with a Facisous side. he knows all to well what he is doing, he hides behinde comedy to attack and belittle people.

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  • Seabee79
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 8:03am

    He should have bled out. one less liberal douche bag to deal with when the time comes.

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  • Rob
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 8:02am

    Too bad it wasn’t a deeper cut…. what a tool.

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  • teddrunk
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 7:48am

    I couldn’t finish the first one. It became like having a aching tooth pulled, in slow motion. In what way is this guy a comedian? There‘s a block of time I’ll never get back.

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  • Mateytwo Barreett
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 7:43am

    Hmmmm. Slashing of the wrist on nat’l show. I’m not being a conspiracy theorist-well, OK , maybe. One of two things will come out of this. Either glass marguirita glasses WILL be outlawed, or he’s conditioning the lemmings!

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  • commonsenseguy
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 7:28am

    what would make the show, is if he had cut his neck, i have not watched his show for several years, and will not start now,he is a idiot two faced anti America, marxist loving moron.

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  • Bushie
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 7:26am

    Next time he needs to find a sharper glass.

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  • Rayblue
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 7:18am

    He shouldn’t run down the hall with a Tootsie Roll Pop in his mouth either.

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  • Tickdog
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 7:17am

    ashamed the glass didnt cut him deeper!

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  • DocChiroMB
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 7:03am

    Usually people only want to slash their wrists during The Daily Show. I admire John’s initiative.

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  • NickDeringer
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 6:32am

    I just noticed how much Jon Stewart looks like Anthony Wiener. Yikes!!!

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  • LifeProject2012
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 6:21am

    If you ***** a liberal, does he not bleed?

    And if a liberal is a *****, does he not tweet?

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  • mrmikejohnson
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 6:09am

    Remember when Stewart used to have funny correspondents….Colbert, Cordery, Ed Helms. All the good correspondents are long gone.

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 4:54am

    how the “mighty” have fallen.

    DEAR GOD, these people are sooooooo s-i-c-k!!!!

    We really should be praying for them. Must admit, my prayers have been more on the side of, “GOD, could YOU open up a big hole in the ground and just swallow them all at one time so the rest of us can go on with our lives?”

    Must be time to turn that around to,

    ‘LORD, don’t bother with the hole!” ; )

    Actually, we need to be removing ourselves from the “evil ones” who are sold out 110% to satan and be praying for one another….GOD says we are not even to pity them….and we are to pray for “those of the household of faith.”

    So, brothers and sisters in CHRIST JESUS, a prayer has been said for you early this morning that our LOVING GOD may bless and protect, enlighten and engage you this very day that HE has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it! In JESUS’ name, amen.

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    • GadsdenPatriot
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 5:23am

      Amen. Thank you.

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    • designbyinspiration
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 6:52am

      Amen, and another prayer to you all.

      Friends with Wiener? Whoa, that explains a bit.

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    • Bhaub
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 10:17am

      Er… Stewart is sick and evil because he’s Jewish, or because he accidentally cut his hand in a skit mocking someone everyone here hates politically?

      Pray on the question before you answer. :)

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  • GadsdenPatriot
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 4:28am

    Stewart please. Stop pretending to have a neutral stance and come out of the liberal closet. You are as left as they come and I can smell it.

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    • Bhaub
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 10:15am

      Er, when did he claim not to be left-leaning? It’s already established on the show how his politics are. What he’s NOT biased in is his comedy. He rips on anyone who makes a mistake or does something silly. He’s bashed Weiner and Palin equally over the same week or so, guys.

      What I really want to see if Fox News drop a pair and admit THEY have a bias. All they ever claim is “fair and balanced.” Even the folks here can see what a blatant lie that is.

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    • greenherring
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 11:46am

      The truth is incontrovertible, Bhaub may attack it, JZS may deride it, but in the end; there it is.

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    • Bhaub
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 1:24pm

      …Which truth? I’m sorry for you and Beck, but you don’t get to just say, “LOOK AT ALL THIS TRUTH I HAVE!” and then not back it up or explain what you even mean.

      Report Post » Bhaub  
  • bkfirvine
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 4:27am

    Well, then what?

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  • Showtime
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:36am

    (1) Eewwww!
    (2) Ouch!
    (3) Ouch!

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  • Diane TX
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:26am

    Anthony Weiner doesn’t have the commonsense to resign, even after he has been exposed for what he is. He’s one of those flasher guys. The flasher guys don’t actually have sex with their victims. These perverts are “satisfied” by shocking or surprising their victims. It’s quite infantile by the flasher guys. He hasn’t been married very long, and I’m guessing that having a sexual relationship with a wife that is not shocked or surprised, doesn’t quite do it for him.

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  • tifosa
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:11am

    Lucky the guy is practically obsolete… http://www.politicususa.com/en/jon-stewart-fox-ratings

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    • GBMBulletsSKNRD
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:31am

      If you take this artical that you posted serious. You are as dumb as a stump.

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    • jeronadams
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 6:55am

      Well He is still on the air……… The same cannot be said for your favorite demagogue.

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    • Blackhawk1
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 9:30am

      Big surprise a Liberal site can’t do simple math. How can O’Rielly have more viewers than Stewart and somehow Stewart has more viewers than Fox News in total? Tell me, how do you Liberals function on a daily basis with your heads so far up your A sses?

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    • Hula Calhoun
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 10:30am

      Jeronadams: If you’re talking about Glenn Beck, he is still on TV. His last day on Fox will be June 30th. September 12th will be the start of GBTV. You can’t get rid of him!

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    • Bob_R_OathKeeper
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 6:07pm

      jeronadams – LOL, you are in for surprise, you are a prime example of why liberals are losers, they constantly underestimate everything, that will be your downfall, remember that, mark it down and bet on it.

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  • Luckywon
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:03am

    or at least fainted

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  • Cherynn
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 2:53am

    Its like Karma said howdy.

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  • RepubliCorp
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 2:52am

    This was funny? Zzzzzzzzzzzz

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  • Bible Quotin' Science Fearin' Conservative American
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 2:49am

    or the blaze

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  • CatB
    Posted on June 8, 2011 at 2:24am

    Wow .. they don’t know enough to get a “prop” glass.????

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    • GBMBulletsSKNRD
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 2:45am

      And this is news, how? I sure hope glenn is funnier on his new project.

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    • Da Kingfish
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 2:58am

      Maybe they assumed he was smart enough not break it, dumb ass

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    • Eric_The_Red_State
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:04am

      Cut his wrist by accident?……..
      That’s what they would LIKE you to believe.

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    • sillyfreshness
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:22am

      Wow John Stewart (his real Jewish last name is Leibowitz) and Weiner were buddies at the local synagogue in NY? That’s a real shocker. I just can’t imagine a couple of ultra leftist in a NY synagogue (sarcasm).

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    • Florida_Freedom_Fighter
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:25am

      If you’re a lib, you sure don’t want a wrist injury…….Glenn copied my ‘The Truth’ part of my “The Truth The Blaze”, “The Truth Lives Here’….I am honored.

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    • Showtime
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:33am

      That was……IT?

      I mean, I’m sorry that the guy cut his hand, but at least he could have had the decency to have had a doctor sew him up while he was drinking the rest of his Margarita!

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    • KickinBack
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:40am

      ooohhh…The glass actually stuck into his wrist (1:44). Oh well, the show must go on.

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    • NSDQ
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:41am

      The Skit Wasnt Funny In The Least

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    • gman2012
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 4:38am

      Wuss….

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    • bmwrider
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 5:44am

      If this happened on glenn beck, glenn would cry his guts out like the fat little mormon sissy he is.

      And for any antisemite pointing out that stewart’s last name is leibowitz, were you aware ayn rands last name was rosenbaum?

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    • watchmany2k
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 7:25am

      Prima Face evidence as to why the left needs pot legalized.
      Does two things:
      1) makes the leftist message sink in better
      2) makes “comedy” central seem funny
      also helps dorito sales…..

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    • Want our country back
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 8:08am

      Don‘t know what’s happening to me, but I don’t find Libs funny….

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    • Want our country back
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 8:12am

      @BMWRIDER

      If this happened on glenn beck, glenn would cry his guts out like the fat little mormon sissy he is.

      REALLY, is that all you have is name calling..you Libs can’t attack Glenn or Sarah on character so you can only name call. Grow up……. you’re getting boring..,.. yawn…..

      Sticks & stones….

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    • drbage
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 8:48am

      Is this what they mean by bleeding heart liberal?

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    • BuckOfama
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 8:50am

      They should have just let him bleed out……

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    • Anonymous T. Irrelevant
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 9:24am

      @buck
      My sentiments, exactly.

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    • Islesfordian
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 9:33am

      I enjoyed the skit and appreciated his ability to carry on after a stupid injury. He even made a quick joke using it later on in the show.

      Yes he’s a liberal and slants things and is blind to the extent of his bias. But he CAN be funny, and I found this bit funny, and he didn’t poke fun at conservatives.

      So why are people here so eager to be grumpy and mean spirited? Conservatives should be generous and gracious in spirit because politics isn’t our life. We live by deeper realities and can afford to be friends with our enemies when they aren’t attacking us.

      Too many of you guys sound bitter and vengeful, not the happy warriors like Reagan was. You give conservatism a bad smell.

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    • NOTAMUSHROOM
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 9:38am

      @BMW “And for any antisemite pointing out that stewart’s last name is leibowitz, were you aware ayn rands last name was rosenbaum?”

      So pointing out that his real name is Liebowitz is anti-Semitic? OK……….. whatever. I suppose that pointing out the name he chose for stage is Scottish means that you hate Scotsmen? Or that John hates his Jewish name and loves Scotsmen? Seriously, do tell the logic of your statement. As far as Ayn Rand goes, she was 1) married and 2) a Jewish Russian ex-pat. Seriously. What is your problem?

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    • NOTAMUSHROOM
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 9:52am

      I neglected to point out to BMW that “Rand” as a nom de plume is equivalent to “Stewart” as a nom de TV, and Ayn Rosenbaum‘s married name was O’Connor.

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    • Strife
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 9:56am

      Pretty funny… As much as you may dislike Jon Stewart’s political position… he’s usually at least funny.

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    • capitalismrocks
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 10:10am

      I think Stewart is a ass many times, though sometimes funny… hope the guy is alright nonetheless….

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    • cemerius
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 10:30am

      Here I thought due to the “headlines” that Stewart had a “self inflicted” wrist cutting :)

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    • Red1492
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 10:50am

      I agree. A man I once respected has turned into a conspiracy theorist cry baby. There’s no crying in baseball! I guess the rules don’t apply to talk radio or TV.

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    • Bhaub
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 10:53am

      GBMBulletsSKNRD
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 2:45am

      And this is news, how?
      ————————————–

      I agree! We need more articles about Palin taking a vacation. That‘s the REAL news I’m after. Or maybe another article about the photographer for Beck. Ooh! Or a few more articles about small kids saying random words. Y’know, solid journalism which The Blaze is famous for.

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    • VegasGuy
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 11:19am

      I think you need to be a Jon Stewart regular to see the humor. It was lost on me.

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    • pmacres
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 11:37am

      Stewart is funny,
      But politically he is ass. Stick to comedy,,Like musicians that want to lecture me at a show,,stick to music!!

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    • duckwalker
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 11:37am

      to bad it wasn’t deeper

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    • SimpleTruths
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 1:25pm

      @NOTAMUSHROOM
      and…3.) Ayn strongly defended a woman’s right to abortion (many citations available if you don’t believe it)

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    • Huguenot Descendant
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:23pm

      Why is this guy even considered funny? He choose to protect his progressive friend instead of making fun of him for obvious reasons and got cut for it. So what, who cares. Maybe next time he shouldn’t rink on the job.

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    • Libertyluvnmomma
      Posted on June 8, 2011 at 3:44pm

      Yikes! Bio-hazard on the set!

      Jon Stewart with weapons of mass biology- tainted Hollywood blood!!!!

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    • ENCIINOM
      Posted on June 10, 2011 at 6:02pm

      I can already her the condemnation before I even say it but, gw bush is a part owner of the company that priduces them glasses. So technically, and provebly, it is bUshes fault,

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