Lady Gaga Bites Off Santa’s Head Just Like Ozzy!

Toronto Sun:

The Poker Face star returned to the U.K. capital with her Monster Ball tour and was at her controversial best when a fan threw a doll of Father Christmas onto the stage.

Gaga accepted the gift – but then stunned the audience by biting into it with her teeth before finishing it off with the heel of her shoe.

She told her victim, “I hate the holidays. I’m alone and miserable you f**king stuffed little toy.”

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Comments (164)

  • Gonzo
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 6:42am

    I foresee a visit to Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab for Ms. Gaga.

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  • phineas
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 6:25am

    sadly, i think the “alone and miserable” may extend beyond the holidays

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  • givenlife58
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 6:13am

    I think she really needs a good dose of God to find the true meaning of Christmas, sadly it will not happen.

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    • Gonzo
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 7:10am

      She would react to a dose of God like Damien in The Omen when they tried to bring him to church.

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  • burnteye86
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 5:25am

    30 years ago she would have been a cutting edge comedien. Today, she is just a singer of average tallent who is screamong: LOOK AT ME!

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    • ChiefGeorge
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 9:12pm

      It goes deeper than that. People would not follow her for that reason alone. Way to shallow. Well on the other hand maybe the folks worshiping her are shallow as well.

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  • burnteye86
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 5:18am

    It’s really sad to see someone who craves attention this bad

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  • Workforit
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 4:58am

    Who will be the first to bite off the head a a Lady GaGa Doll? When you don’t have talent I guess you just have to stoop to whatever gets you name in print.

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  • Windsong
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 4:06am

    I actually thought she was a pretty good singer with a great marketing sense. Now, she’s in the Lindsey Lohan category. She’s rich, yet lonely…is offended by Americans, the Constitution, the military, God and Christmas…and will do anything – ANYTHING for a headline.

    She never looked cheaper or more pathetically needy than she in this video. Another ‘elite’ goes the way of ‘hollywood lost’. Luckily, I read this this fifteen hours ago. I had the time to return the CD‘s that I’d bought for my nieces and grandkids. Saved a bunch of money there!

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  • sean_m.
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 3:55am

    Ozzy and Gaga in the same sentence. One of the signs of the apocalypse?

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  • DVT
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 3:40am

    With a face like hers, I’d be miserable too, she’s got a face that would make a train take a dirt road!

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  • sean_m.
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 3:31am

    Agreed.

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  • bbquizzle
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 3:21am

    I prefer Muse, and would recommend it to most anyone.

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  • BoilitDown
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 3:13am

    You know….. If you keep feeding a stray dog it will keep hanging around. Quit feeding her publicity and maybe she’ll go away.

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  • New-American-Saviors
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 3:04am

    Musicians on the Road ARE Lonely…and Music is a product of your agression. You have to understand Musicians. Equate being on the Road to a War tour ( There’s a similarity-mentally)
    She may be a bit Bi-Polar.
    Creative people are a little Out there or they couldn’t think Out of the box enough to Create.
    But something a little more original Please.
    Like biting the Head off an Obama Doll. I’m certain they make them someplace . That Santa move won’t even register with her audience. But I’ll bet anyone on this site would love to have her money !

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  • AltimaZeromus
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 2:17am

    The I thought the headline was funny, then I read what he/she said. She sounds bitter and nasty. Maybe she isn’t happy celebrating the winter solstice alone..

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  • DMD
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 2:04am

    Ho hum Ho hum

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  • CaptainSpaulding
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 2:04am

    And no one can figure out why this nation is in decline?

    Is she topless?

    She’s less impressive than I thought.

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  • RealityCheck
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 1:47am

    LMAO ya, I think we all know why she’s so miserable and lonely, nothing but sausage lovers for fans.

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  • GoingBeck
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 1:05am

    Santaerotica.

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  • psst
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 1:02am

    Don’t buy into all this BS.Crap like this is planned for the publicity it generates.
    I remember waaaay back when Tom Jones first came on the scene w/ socks wrapped around his junk,all dressed out in tight fittings pants.
    Oh, the ladies went wild. They would throw their room keys at him.it all made big headlines.
    It was not until many many moons later we find out about the socks around the junk and many of the ladies were planted by Tom’s PR guys to throw the room keys.
    A lot of this crap is all planned in advance.Gaga is just obscene entertainment for the times.

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    • eteme
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 1:22am

      Play along…com’on we all know it is publicity and fake, but all the zombies are eating it up like left overs at fat camp… ;^)

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    • Reagan/Demint.deciple
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 7:37am

      @PSST, Tom Jones ???????? What era are you from ?/? lol jk. jk. :)

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    • psst
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 8:44am

      @R/D. D
      What era?
      From this Errah,that Errah,whatever Errah. (A lil’ Lady Killa lingo there)
      Sheesh man!!. You wounded me deeply.Thinking I’m ooooooold. I have 29. :-)
      I’m the only survivor left out of all of US who chiseled and Dynooomiiiited (as JJ would say) the likeness of Hussein on Mt Rushmore..
      Umm! That was cents.

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    • ChiefGeorge
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 9:10pm

      Good historical insight.

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  • AriBenTZion
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:48am

    This is exactly what happens when you give a talentless harlequin a stage or a platform. I will be very happy when this buffoon’s 15 minutes of lame is over.

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    • FreedomAdvocate
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 2:18pm

      Style over substance, sadly. And a style which doesn’t at all appeal to me, for that.

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  • 13thGenerationAmerican
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:44am

    Love GaGa. now that’s a Bad Romance

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  • Adam Coble
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:42am

    ok its lady gaga need we say more.

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  • IVillageIdiot
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:41am

    This is one is destined to become the latest supernova…..

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  • komponist-ZAH
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:40am

    Reason #79034 to loathe popular “music”.

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  • republitarian
    Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:38am

    Always a classic.

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    • FLUSH THE COMMIES OUT !
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:50am

      This country needs a hero!

      Young Entrepreneur  
    • thepatriotdave
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:51am

      This no talent has to do something to keep her name in the media. She sure as hell won’t be talked about becuse of her singing or performing talents.

      PatriotShops.com

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    • 13thGenerationAmerican
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:58am

      Watch and Learn her talent

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIvhs1DLHEI

      13thGenerationAmerican  
    • paulamadden
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 1:12am

      Whatever it takes to keep the “little monsters” entertained. Sigh.

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    • CYCLONE
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 1:57am

      Hoping it was wrapped in BACON…. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??

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    • Mike777
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 2:10am

      All she really is a BOZO in weird dresses…………………………

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    • NoDaDAZone
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 2:12am

      I wonder where Gaga got her “programming” from? She has said she likes Dada, thinks its fun, but she can’t very well call herself Lady Dada.

      Progressive-Dada Video Expose: http://www.marcrubin.com/dada2.ivnu

      Part 2 (4 minutes in) is synched with Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”. Listen to the words, look at the images, and your eyes will open, if they are not already.

      NoDaDAZone  
    • Cemoto78
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 2:13am

      What a waste of skin.

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    • free2bme1961
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 4:28am

      Oh? That head.

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    • Dustyluv
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 5:40am

      I think she has been on the naughty list almost all of her life. She thinks she got even with the repressive Santa…But what about God Gaga? Let’s see you deal with Him…

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    • Paul
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 7:02am

      Her antics remind me a little bit of how Madonna used to work the media back in the mid ‘80s to early ’90s. Anyone remember that video of the song “Like A Prayer”? This is just a new twist on the same old tune called “everyone pay attention to me”.

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    • dwh320
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 7:10am

      What a sad and twisted sick person she is. Soon the next heading will be about her death from a overdose of drugs. Sad way to waste a life.

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    • Reagan/Demint.deciple
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 7:26am

      Popularity must be slipping , Can’t come up with anything new Mrs. Gaga ,now you have to bite on Ozzy’s schtick ? (excuse the pun ) What an idiot..

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    • Gonzo
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 7:41am

      13thGenerationAmerican
      Listen to Led Zeppelin’s Physical Graffiti 5 times and call me in the morning.

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    • wash1776
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 7:43am

      13thGENERATION Your talent seems to be being ridiculous or mean.

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    • chazman
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 8:21am

      … Lady Gag Me … what a waste of meat.

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    • DashRipRock
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 8:41am

      I wonder what P.E.T.S. thinks about this.

      People for the Ethical Treatment of Santas

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    • TXPilot
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 9:08am

      Obviously, the her syphilis is entering its final phase.

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    • jedi.kep
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 11:48am

      How about, “Who cares about Lady gaga?” She’s an idiot who sings. Just like Ozzy was and still is an idiot.

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    • paperpushermj
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 11:56am

      Don’t you think we should offer her our pity as one human to another.

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    • independentvoteril
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:38pm

      This broad is like a ******.. anything for money..

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    • Nvrforget
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 2:39pm

      So? I’ve bitten off the heads of hundreds of (chocolate) Santas.

      Tasty!

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    • godlovinmom
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 3:11pm

      there’s nothing new here…Monday she’ll be on Oriely…he’s “gaga” for her….everytime I have to be confronted with this woman its on his show..stopped watching..

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    • WILKOWFAN
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 4:12pm

      who is lady gaga?

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    • PhantomsPhorever
      Posted on December 21, 2010 at 10:04am

      “13thGenerationAmerican
      Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:58am

      Watch and Learn her talent”

      Is this sarcasm? I’m not sure. It definitely qualifies because there’s nothing unique about her act.

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