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Latest Chuck Woolery Video Features…a Farting Cow?

We’ve already shown you plenty of Chuck Woolery’s viral political videos (like the Amish one and the budget cut suggestions). Now he’s back with yet another one. And it involves a farting cow.

The latest video seems to be a companion video to his latestone about budget cuts. Whereas int he last one he made suggestions for cuts, in this one he names the programs that should not be cut. But in true Woolery comedic fashion, the suggest programs to save are some of the most ridiculous ones the government has sponsored — including studying cow flatulence.

Chuck Woolery Video on Budget Cuts

Enjoy:

Comments (57)

  • Mess23
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 7:26am

    Thanks for the laughs, but it is so unfortunate because it is all true. The people who voted for this must go-and start with the biggest disappointment of all, Obummer

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    • Christhefarmer
      Posted on November 29, 2011 at 9:09am

      Frank requested the 1.4mill for the male hookers….. His boyfriend that was running the prostitution ring out of Franks office wanted to see how they ran their companies.

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    • chazman
      Posted on November 29, 2011 at 1:23pm

      To JONATHAN SEIDL, the author of this story

      Question: Who taught you how to write? It would be a good idea if you edited your articles before you submit them. Please re-read this story and you will see what I am talking about.

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    • Chuck Stein
      Posted on November 30, 2011 at 2:41am

      @ Christhefarmer — sadly, I am really not sure if you are joking or not.

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    • jaylew
      Posted on November 30, 2011 at 3:25am

      @chazman thank you….I thought it was just me…but the grammar of this original post is not even up to inner city standards…in fact I might have understood it more clearly had the author actually used Ebonics….finally…it is actually difficult to dangle that many participles and generate that many run on sentences in such a small post. I don’t think we are nit-picking either….a quick proof read out loud would have cured over half of the grammatical gaffs…in say…twenty seconds or less? My punctuation is deliberate to separate ideas in a forum where font size and style nearly induces catatonia after a while…but other than my inappropriate deliberate use of periods….at least I proof read my product.

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  • David, the Constitutional Libertarian
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 7:16am

    There comes a time where those of differing political persuasions must devolve their political affiliations.

    Sorry to tell you this folks, we will NEVER solve this problem. The leftists need us to implement their agenda. They cannot do it without us conservatives. It is TIME, hell it is PAST time to do what is necessary. We need not create a war, we need not fight them, we just let them self destruct in their own quagmire of filth.

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  • drillsetc
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 6:41am

    He was the best on Love Connection.

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  • BehindBlueEyes
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 6:27am

    This was funny but when you realize the story is based on fact you can see how insane our government has become.

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  • gypsyman
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 3:23am

    This guys better than Benny Hill. The sad part is, he’s absoulutley right. At least watching his video’s gets my blood pressure down. Usually watching this ‘puter just gets my pressure up. Keep up the good work Chuck.

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  • Spyderco
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 3:20am

    irish spring burns!

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    • loriann12
      Posted on November 29, 2011 at 7:58am

      Then you’re allergic to it….doesn’t burn my 21 year old, or me.

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  • disagreeableness
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 2:47am

    atiggatigga, snort, lmao. CW fer president!

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  • Salamander
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 2:14am

    Poor cow! Somebody‘s been feeding her ’High-Octane’ Hay! She suffers from pre-ignition! Maybe we could air-drop her on Pakistan? We could name her Daisy, and she could be a ‘Daisycutter’!

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  • republic2011
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 2:03am

    Finally, someone from Hollywood with some real balls!

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  • KINGRUDDY
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 1:00am

    I nominate Chuck for PREZ!!!!

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  • vonMises
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 12:44am

    He has my vote for anything he wants to do–especially if what he wants to do is to make more videos! Rofl!

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  • Vernon Black
    Posted on November 29, 2011 at 12:30am

    I love this Guy!

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    • sawbuck
      Posted on November 29, 2011 at 1:19am

      He does come up with some good one’s.

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  • lukerw
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:49pm

    Funny… but, Chuck, you can do better!

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    • Modawg734Blue
      Posted on November 29, 2011 at 12:49am

      The EPA better be careful or PETA will get you. I think someone needs to call the humane society about this. Who is the jacka@# who comes up with this bulltoot? The sad truth is the American taxpayer is being forced to pay the jacka@# an annual salary greater than the average American earns in 10 years, to come up with stupidity like…… studying the bulls a@#. Why? Because, another jacka@#, has convinced the simple minded that a naturally occuring rise in global temperature caused by SOLAR activity is due to high CO2 levels. The sad part is, jacka@# number two has been made filthy rich by spewing his bullsh@#.

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  • Wakeup Maggie
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:39pm

    Hilarious…two and two

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  • BootsAreWalkin
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:28pm

    Thank God Chuck Woolery moved to Texas, now he can run for the Senate for us and replace Kay Flailing RINO for us. RUN CHUCK RUN!!! There’s still time to file!!!

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  • Rayblue
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:27pm

    The Harvard graduates igniting the cow are my personal favorite.

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  • V-Forge
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:07pm

    Did i miss his announcement to run?? It looks to me like he’s building an image..

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    • BLACKDIAMONDSKIER
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:18pm

      Ohhh no, Chuck you just want to reduce the number of firemen, policemen, teachers, and doctors. Evil Republican. We stand for the WORKING MAN. Does this sound familiar? If so, you are correct. It’s the talking points of your favorite progressive a – hole in Congress!!!!

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  • bikerr
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:05pm

    Good stuff!

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  • cosmic dogma
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:05pm

    OK, cows fart. So do deer, elk, moose, all large herbivores that lived in the same locales as cattle do now days. Why should cow farts be studied and banned by the EPA, when all of the other critters are free to toot to their hearts delight, unbothered by EPA nerds and their matches???

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    • Stoic one
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:19pm

      because humans (Americans) own them; therefore the can be taxed and controlled -err i mean regulated and fined. Just like my septic tank..

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    • Shasta
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:30pm

      @Stoic one, good call

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  • Sniper342
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:04pm

    These videos are hilarious. Unfortunately they are probably true. Which leads me to say….. Vote them all out in 2012. We have had enough of the madness.

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  • team1blazer
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:02pm

    The sad truth is this would be really funny if it was not true! The dumba$$ representatives in DC are so used to spending our money that they can’t say no to anything. Fire them ALL

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    • sawbuck
      Posted on November 29, 2011 at 1:16am

      I agree.

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    • smithclar3nc3
      Posted on November 29, 2011 at 7:41am

      I would go one step farther and remove the centralized Government replace it with a centralized defense department and allow states to govern themsleves. Washington has become too big and simply changing the staff isn’t enough. either abolish all rule from D.C. or dismantle all agencies that can regulate,tax or fine the people without going through the Congress. Basicly take away Washington ability to control people with the people’s consent. As it stands now we are back to square one in taxation without representation. One this time the enemy is much much closer than England.

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  • airhead0
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:00pm

    I luv me some chuck!

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  • ZeroOff4impact
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:52pm

    I love this ! Chuck has some great clips.

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  • southernORcobra
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:48pm

    Warning do not drink anything while watching chuck’s videos lol

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  • Anti_Spock
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:37pm

    He should star in the new Air Force One “Airplane” series. As Obummers pilot!

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    • mrbuff1959
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:12pm

      @Anti_spock If you are anti,spock you are not sentient and stick to huffpo.

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    • Anti_Spock
      Posted on November 29, 2011 at 11:32pm

      Spock was the perfect socialist. I am not.

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