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Lib Mag Offers Stocking Stuffers of Murderous ‘Heroes’

Lib Mag Offers Stocking Stuffers of Murderous Heroes

Che Guevara Watch

Looking for the perfect gift for that radical leftist who has everything? Look no further.

Lib Mag Offers Stocking Stuffers of Murderous Heroes

"Little Thinker" Karl Marx

The far-left Nation magazine is now offering fun stocking-stuffers like Karl Marx finger puppets, Che Guevara wrist watches and Barack Obama greeting cards! These are the latest offerings from the Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Roast your chestnuts with tales of Che’s psychotic murderous rampages

Trim your tree with Marx & Nietzche and all the other “little thinkers” — “11” Tall and oh, so smart!”

Ask Santa to bring you an “Axis of Evil” finger puppets set, featuring Kim Jong Il, Ayatollah Khamenei, Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush.

Or discuss death panels over eggnog with Fabian Socialist George Bernard Shaw!

And don’t worry, climate change alarmists — they didn’t forget about you!

If I haven’t convinced you yet, here‘s The Nation’s sales pitch (via Matt Vadum):

Just in time for the holidays, The Nation has teamed up with the celebrated Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild to offer hundreds of great gift options for liberals.

With products like the Global Warming Mug, Obamamints, and dolls and finger puppets in the likeness of artists, philosophers, writers, and historical figures, the Nationmart sells funny and smart products for funny and smart people. We’ve got buttons, T-shirts, and magnetic dress up sets to play with on your refrigerator or filing cabinet! And lots of Nation merchandise.

Sarah Palin driving you crazy? Well, have a little fun and dress her up as a minuteman, a tea pot, or a moose!

Does being a progressive in the current political climate feel like a struggle? Do you feel like Sisyphus going up and down the mountain? Well, see our Sisyiphus watch. Or take a stand and try our Che revolution watch.

Whatever your mood we’ve got unique gifts for you. And remember, a large portion of all proceeds goes to The Nation!

Comments (87)

  • GodlessCanadian
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 9:47am

    Oh my god America theres people out there who don’t have the same ideology as you. Who knew?

    As for TOBEFREEINMT: Attention right wing Nazi, thats you TOBEFREEINMT, you should murder suicide you hole family, stop those ignorant rightest genes from being passed on. Consider it a late term abortion for you and your family.

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    • stogieguy7
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 11:48am

      Thank you for reminding us of just how hate-filled and vile you leftists are. Personally, I‘m keeping the ammo warm and dry for the day when it’s open season on you evil slimebags. Ironically, you guys will be the ones to start it too.

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    • Lord_Frostwind
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 1:27pm

      Hey, dumpkof, you can’t call someone a Nazi while saying that you should “murder suicide you hole family” in order to “stop those ignorant rightest genes from being passed on”. Do you sick SOBs even realize what you are saying anymore! You’re talking about political eugenics you twisted slime. You can have your different opinions all you want, but what you’re talking about is what Hitler said! You have no right not say that to anybody, this is a disgusting insult to canooks everywhere.

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 1:51pm

      @GodlessCanadian

      You said:

      “As for TOBEFREEINMT: Attention right wing Nazi, thats you TOBEFREEINMT, ”

      So many things wrong here. First, the Nazis were left wing, they were socialists who took a different path than previous socialist powers. The bulk of the initial Fascist movement were disenfranchised socialist-anarchists, of which Mussolini was one (look it up). They did not give up on their leftism, they tried to end run around the requirement for society owning the means of production, by allowing property in deed without allowing control of said property by the property owner. Read up on your history, you’re terribly out of date.

      You Said:

      “you should murder suicide you hole family, stop those ignorant rightest genes from being passed on. Consider it a late term abortion for you and your family.”

      You’re a very, very angry and bitter person. Just think, you’re wished the death of people you do not know for the sole reason that their politics do not align with yours.

      Which is, not ironically, exactly what the Nazis did.

      Study up and save yourself from going further down this path, I implore you. Don’t become one who is consumed by evil. Please, there’s hope, but you have to lose the bitterness, anger and narcissistic urge to never admit wrong.

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    • theVirginian
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 3:52pm

      Wow, first of all, if you go off on a rant like that, use spellchecker. And the Nazi were left wing, not right. You might want to try reading a book rather than regurgitating what you have been told.

      @Stogie – you are right about the starting it and mine is dry as well ;)

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  • Sgt.Crust
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 9:46am

    UGH, these leftist lies just keep on coming, I mean how do we stop this crap?! They do not base their logic in fact, but conjecture and faulty science! All man made and flawed, not to mention they cooked the books, placed thermometers on blacktop and near heat islands, to drive up the temps, to support their lies. THE SUN affects our climate on a much grander scale than that of man’s actions! When are these one celled amoebas gonna wake up? Never, so we’re gonna have to wake them up…with facts and truth, and the vote! I dare say there will be a Dumbocrat left in office after 2012, and those skanks won’t be able to mount a challenge to conservatism for 50 years hence. So that combination and the elimination of entitlements, will cause the crazy ******** to march on the streets, can you spell ‘salivating’….

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  • Reagan/Demint.deciple
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 8:42am

    Why are they celebrating “ Christmas ” anyway ?? I thought they don’t believe ??

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  • catllers
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 8:39am

    capitalism in its finest.

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  • C.C.D.
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 8:38am

    I spoke of these things 10 years ago, and I was called a nut job. But the siding had bargain years ago, the question is, is who’s side are you on? Those who side and display the sign of the cross will survive.

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  • tobefreeinmt
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 8:36am

    Attention leftists Marxists liberals and psychopaths. Show your true solidarity by staging a mass suicide.
    Make a statement that will go down in history. Why fight a losing battle when you can have Valhalla how? That will show those conservatives!

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  • catllers
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 8:36am

    Happy Holidays. hey didn’t see any mention about Hitler cuddle dolls. Think I’ll keep to our traditional manger and Christmas tree, and a tacky lighted Santa in the front yard, think this year I’ll add a lighted pink flamingo. Happy Holidays:)

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  • Reagan/Demint.deciple
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 8:33am

    I love how Meredith Jessup lumps Obama in with all the radicals.. Course as if we didn’t already know..

    The far-left Nation magazine is now offering fun stocking-stuffers like Karl Marx finger puppets, Che Guevara wrist watches and Barack Obama greeting cards! These are the latest offerings from the Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

    LOVE IT !!!!!

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  • macwedge
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 8:22am

    I think finger is the most operative word in that whole headline.

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  • capitalismrocks
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 8:12am

    This is just disgusting on the far end of the idiotic scale!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Thelandofthefree
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 7:53am

    I find the video very funny what a stupid idea.

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  • Speak without Fear
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 7:33am

    Gee……do they have a Chrismas decor of the Commie-Anti-American and Whitey hater Obama? Or is that a new item expected out next year?

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  • emertz8413
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 7:32am

    I agree with MamaofJ5, education is the key. There are a lot of young people who don’t know true history.

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  • GeauxAlready
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 6:39am

    I wish I had thought of that. Lefty money spends just as good…………….

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  • QuietRiot
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 4:03am

    More Diversions of crap so you dont pay attension to real issues….

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  • Becknotized
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 3:53am

    It‘s not that there’s a problem with someone manufacturing these items, (I‘m sure there’s a market for this stuff) it‘s who is advertising the items that’s the issue. I did want to know if they donated to any organizations though.
    http://www.philosophersguild.com/index.lasso?page_mode=donations
    Looks like they donate to a group http://www.grist.org, after a quick search on their site, I just typed in Soros… it seems George is never far away.
    http://www.grist.org/article/soros-on-green-as-the-motor-of-the-economy
    I‘ve started playing where’s Georgy all the time now, its so much fun….lol

    The above is an older article, but there’s a recent one about food that you might want to read, I’m sure they would love to have some balanced posts. :) Be polite now.
    http://www.grist.org/article/food-2010-12-09-sorry-glenn-sarah-rush-food-is-not-a-partisan-issue

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  • Becknotized
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 3:46am

    It‘s not that there’s a problem with someone manufacturing these items, (I‘m sure there’s a market for this stuff) it‘s who is advertising the items that’s the issue. I did want to know if they donated to any organizations though.
    http://www.philosophersguild.com/index.lasso?page_mode=donations
    Looks like they donate to a group http://www.grist.org, after a quick search on their site, I just typed in Soros… it seems George is never far away.
    http://www.grist.org/article/soros-on-green-as-the-motor-of-the-economy
    I‘ve started playing where’s Georgy all the time now, its so much fun….lol

    The above is an older article, but there’s a recent one about food that you might want to read, I’m sure they would love to have some balanced posts. :) Be polite now.
    http://www.grist.org/article/food-2010-12-09-sorry-glenn-sarah-rush-food-is-not-a-partisan-issue

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  • AzCowboy
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 3:15am

    A sick as it is, This isn’t like Westbough. They’re not standing in your face. They have the right to there ideas. On the other hand, if they jump in your face, shoot the commie BasT@#ds.
    Jh..

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  • MamaofJ5
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:58am

    You know if we work together to educate one another, and especially our children, eventually there will be no market for crap like this. Yea, they got a right to their beliefs, freedom to speak as they see fit, but that doesn’t mean we sit by and ignore what they are doing. We have a right and responsiibiliaty to do what we can to see that the truth is known. My 18yr. old son informed two of his friends that “cool” revolution shirt they were wearing was actually the picture of a mass murder (Che), they threw them out. We can make a difference. One person at a time.

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    • guyperram
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 7:25am

      You are correct. Let people know real history not socialist history and then they will know what actually happened and that the true evil empire is the Marxists/ Leninist true believers.
      Also, Irwin Rommel was a correct Whermacht officer. He had joined the NAZI party, but mainly because it was expected of him. He was a part of the 1944 officers plot to kill Hitler.
      Gpring was a hero of WW 1. He took over Richtoffens Steuffel after he was killed. He also earned the Iron Cross, First Class for his WW 1 Exploits. He was one of the very early NAZI’s to fall under Hitlers Sway (he was in the first 50 party members). He bought into the racial purity, genocide, etc. and was one of the main players in the takeover of Germany. He deserves the scorn placed upon him, Rommel doesn’t.

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    • untameable-kate
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 8:35am

      MamaofJ5
      You are 100% right. I think alot of kids being raised in these progressive communist households know something is not right. My son is 13 and some of his friends like to ask questions about different things going on in the world and they are LISTENING. They either don‘t think their parents have it right or simply don’t trust the answers they are getting at home.

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  • LowIQGenius
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:37am

    And coming soon, the Rommel and Goering playset!

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  • burnteye86
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:30am

    It is an attack on God. A war that God will win

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  • cheezwhiz
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:30am

    What ?
    No toiletpaper ?
    http://jeremyinc.com/politicaltoiletpaper/barack-obama-toilet-paper.html

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  • Avi8or
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:30am

    That… is amazing.

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  • Chett
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:30am

    the best one http://www.philosophersguild.com/index.lasso?page_mode=Product_Detail&cat=political&skip=5&item=0236&sortby=rank%20DESC

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    • Republic Under God
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 5:53pm

      Chett those are hilarious. I would totally grab that mug! I also like the global warming one..(http://www.philosophersguild.com/index.lasso?page_mode=Product_Detail&item=0224). As your mug warms, the icecaps melt. Awesome.

      In a less-office friendly one… I am imagining a few TSA scanner mugs that would be a riot.

      I think those are much more tastefult han the Che ones. It’s a shame he is an icon.

      Ultimately I say let the fools who purchase these symbols while have no idea what they endorse. It’s their hard-earned money and if they want to use it to either 1) Flaunt their ignoracne because they have no idea what Che or Marx represent or 2) show their true colors in the endorsement of mass murderers. it’s up to them.

      But yeah those mugs are knee-slappers.

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    • Republic Under God
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 5:59pm

      @ Republic.

      When you want to point out someone’s ignorance… it is a good idea to spell it correctly. YOU MUST BE A RACIST HILLBILLY TRAILOR PARK INBRED TRASH REDNECK!

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  • pamela kay
    Posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:29am

    This is so anti-american, I am discusted and ashamed that this could happen in this country. People need to listen up and stand up or we will be in serious trouble.

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    • cognitivedissonance
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:32am

      I know, how dare Americans have differing ideas and opinions.

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    • cheezwhiz
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:46am

      @ cognitivedissonance

      How do you feel about this opinion ? Its different than yours , so will you protect it ?
      http://bossip.com/199408/obama-doll-used-in-georgia-mock-lynching/

      cheezwhiz  
    • Chett
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:47am

      it certainly will be un-american when we stop having a sense of humor, and letting others express their opinions

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    • NoDaDAZone
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 2:48am

      Its all part of the systematic dumbing down of America. Divide and conquer. The sad part is most of these Leftists who would purchase these items are sheeple. They are thoroughly brainwashed and think they are supporting justice against the evil American oppressor.

      http://www.marcrubin.com/dada2.ivnu

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    • zacharytcuster
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 6:03am

      @ chett since when is murder suppossed to be in American’s sense of humor? Cuz I’m not laughing. The ideas of socialism and murder are anti-american if you consider the fact that America was founded on free market, liberty, pursuit of happiness, etc. However, the idea to express this idea of socialism is not anti-American…. but the idea itself is anti-American.

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    • Harvey
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 6:07am

      Pamela Kay you are right,hows this happening in America.What can we expect to happen when we have teen agers that should still be under mom amd dads care raising kids.Watching shows on T.V. thats not fit to watch,full of sex and violence.Computer games that nothing but killing and rape,cop shows that show the police treating people like animals.What should we expect out of the next generation when the so called men that are raiseing these children are not even out of their teens yet.Our Country is in trouble and no amount of what Washington is doing will fix it,in fsct its getting worse.The only hope is for this Nation and its people to turn back to the God of their Fathers and get on their knees.Thats the only hope we have.Nothing this worlds leaders can do will fix it,thats already been proven.

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    • EP46
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 7:28am

      Remember — they had Mao Tse Tung ornaments on the White House tree last year.

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    • HillBillySam1
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 9:32am

      Don’t you just love it when Progressives turn out to be “closet” Capitalists??? They need a new selling point, though…..”Remember, all proceeds go to The Nation”??? Kinda lame….it reeks of desperation and fecal matter. Perhaps it is appropriate after all……
      Alas, poor Newsweek……we hardly knew ye.

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    • cognitivedissonance
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 10:04am

      @Cheez, I don’t like it, certainly, but I would never stop someone from displaying an opposing position. Although it also looks like an act of vandalism, so I’m having a hard time finding a parallel between that and some finger puppets.

      I still don’t understand how this is an issue for anyone here. So a bunch of sardonic lefties (of which I am admittedly one) make a bunch of silly puppets and other gifts. How this becomes un-American, I don’t know. To me it is very American because they are selling things and providing products that some people want.

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 10:10am

      Actually Pamela, the joke is on the Marxists who *buy these products on the free market*. ;)

      It’s kind of funny to consider, really.

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    • kreese
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 10:11am

      PAMELA KAY, We ARE in trouble!

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 10:13am

      @cognitivedissonance

      I’m all for people offering products on the market. Go for it. They have every right to do this. That’s the freedom part of “free market”.

      Conversely, people have a right to express displeasure with such activities. That’s the freedom part of “free speech”.

      End of the day, if y’all want finger puppets of Marx and Hitler, have at it, your money spends just as well as anybody else.

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    • dotherightthing4
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 10:16am

      to Chett: I don’t think glorifying or advertising mass murderers (Che) or people who sought humane methods of genocide to eliminate unproductive segments of society (GBS) is humorous or healthy. Most of the young and uninformed who buy into this drivel know nothing of them.
      Our culture and wholesome values have been under assault for decades and I for one have had enough. And now I have seen promos for a new degenerative series on Showtime titled Shameless…how low can we go?

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    • Major Infidel
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 10:24am

      Laughing at Cheezwhiz! Click his link, its hilarious.

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    • stage9
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 10:27am

      cognitivedissonance, I guess this qualifies as a “differing opinion”?:

      http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/riley/787/Soviet/Stalin/bone.JPG

      This is what your godless pathological and murderous hero did to those who opposed him. And the rest, he starved them to death.

      It’s not a matter of “opinion”; it’s a matter of historical fact! And you’re insane for supporting this anti-American garbage. All ideas are NOT equal! Some are dangerous and downright evil. Liberalism is nothing more than cloaked marxism — or marxism-lite.

      It used to be a crime to support communism; now we applaud it as some kind of virtuous system when in fact its history is littered with the bodies of millions of murdered victims.

      I say outlaw it again and chase its political benefactors back to “Mother Russia” where this idiot’s idea crawled up from.

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    • cognitivedissonance
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 11:09am

      @STAGE9
      Is that really the best debating tactic you have, that I am somehow supportive of Stalin? Stalin’s purges were an effort to cleanse the Soviet Union of differing opinions and conflicting ideologies, which, oddly enough, is an idea you seem to support, not me.

      A democracy should be a place of free and open ideas and it seems to me you want someone to decide which thoughts are valid and which are not. This is a tactic you should be wary of because it is only positive for as long as you are on the side of the person deciding right or wrong. I want a society without a figure deciding what you or I should think.

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    • @leftfighter
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 11:54am

      @ GhostOfJefferson
      “Actually Pamela, the joke is on the Marxists who *buy these products on the free market*. ;)

      It’s kind of funny to consider, really.”

      I was wondering who’d be the first to mention the irony here, but I‘m waaaaaay late to this thread to think I’d be the first.

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    • theVirginian
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 3:48pm

      @cognitivedissonance -

      “I want a society without a figure deciding what you or I should think.”

      I agree whole-heartedly. So, tell me, what is being taught about Che? Why is a mass murdering idiot deified by the youth of today? Could it be that someone has decided what you should think? Or shouldn’t? You don’t immortalize your enemies – unless you want to emulate their behavior; this kind of behavior:

      * Chief executioner for the Castro regime, responsible for the murder of thousands
      * Was appointed Cuba’s Minister of Economics in 1960; within months the Cuban peso was practically worthless.
      * Was appointed Cuba’s Minister of Industries in 1961; within a year a previously prosperous nation was rationing food, closing factories, and losing hundreds of thousands of its most productive citizens, who were happy to flee with only the clothes on their backs.

      Wow, what a guy!

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    • cognitivedissonance
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 4:20pm

      Simply because I have a left leaning point of view does not mean I am a fan of Che Guevara. I find someone wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt or a beret with a red star just a silly as you do.

      I don’t have idealized views about figures from history. Che may have began as someone fighting against oppression, but he allowed his commitment to a narrow communist ideology turn him into a murderous tyrant. I respect Che’s commitment to fighting oppression, but his willingness to be just as violent and oppressive as those he was fighting makes him a figure whose politics I reject.

      But it would also be a disservice to history to pretend that Che Guevara never existed or to cast him simply as a murderer. For me he is a prime example of the dangers of being too ideologically inflexible and his legacy should be taught as such.

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    • Republic Under God
      Posted on December 13, 2010 at 6:10pm

      I stand by CognativeDissowhatchamacalit. Even though I don’t appreciate his sarcasm (but DO appreciate the fact that he kept it to a minimum), he is right. And to hurl the likes of Stalin lover and Commie at him is … well exactly what they do to Tea Partiers when we identify a position. Had this been a liberal site and article was IDENTICAL excep that the icons for sale were Glenn Beck or George Washington, would you al not have reacted as Cognawhatsit did?

      I know I would have. Some of the retorts I see here are so very inappropriate and disrespectful. It’s like the oh so wise Mamaofj5 put stated. It comes down to righting yours and your family. If we all do that, there really won’t be a market for some of that crap. BUT THE MUGS ARE AWESOME. The global warming one and the Bill of Rights one. PLEASE SOMEONE GET THEM FOR ME.

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