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Local TV Station Tries Serious Story About ‘Poop’ Falling From the Sky

Local TV Station Tries Serious Story About Poop Falling From the SkyMake sure you have nothing in your mouth when you watch the following video. I made that mistake already, and my computer paid the price. Below you‘ll find a news story covering an Indianapolis man’s claim that airlines are releasing human feces from their planes and it’s landing in his yard and on his house.

I spit out my drink after the first line.

The story is complete with a newscaster delivering a deadpan potty pun, convincing pictures, a graphic describing a resident as getting “dumped on,“ and one local man seriously convinced his yard is covered in ”poop”:

Got to love local news. Thanks WRTV.

Comments (49)

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  • Tepeyac
    Posted on December 24, 2010 at 10:06am

    How long does it take to identify human waste? Our gov. at work. They don’t know **** from shinola! (shoe polish)

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  • BenInNY
    Posted on December 24, 2010 at 8:18am

    Time to give a call to the super-duper pooper scooper. Incoming air-to-surface dinner missiles – maybe NORAD is more appropriate.

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  • justice
    Posted on December 24, 2010 at 5:32am

    It goes to show you Dem-Wits are just full of Crap!

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  • ILUVJESUS
    Posted on December 24, 2010 at 12:00am

    Sky dumping.

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  • The Libertarian Atheist
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 11:31pm

    His ex wife took a dump on his lawn… not airplanes.

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  • snuss
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 11:08pm

    Air Force I

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  • deskpilot
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 11:06pm

    All acft lavatories are positive lock, self sealed systems. If this is acft source material, then a LOT of aircraft have a problem.
    Almost universally, the fulsh agent is BLUE, since normally a single vendor on an airport services aircraft waste systems and it’s just easier to have the same material across the system.
    Until an ME lab and a veteranarian exam this material, I am hedging that this is non-human sourced.
    Ther was no mention of a high concentration of birda in the area. My untrained eye sis not detect any indication of high velocity skid marks in the snow. (Sorry, couldn’r resist)

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  • Chalon Hutson
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 10:47pm

    Poop falling from the sky? We are all screwed now.

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  • grahampink
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 9:57pm

    Is this what Obama means by trickle down economic policy?

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  • xcblur
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 8:37pm

    It’s them aliens that done it, i seen it with my own 2 eyse.

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  • RightPolitically
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 8:37pm

    I didn’t see the story, however, it sounds crappy to me!

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  • aeronut44
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 8:29pm

    Birdie Birdie in the sky, why do u poopy in my eye? Man I‘m glad cows can’t fly!

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  • 5410amh
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 8:15pm

    This is why nobody watch’s cnn, nbc, msnbc, stations like because all you get crappy news like this and is why everybody watch’s foxnews. now do the airlines do this, probably but oh well you won’t know what airline or plane is dumping. so whatever this guy could just want his 5 minutes of fame.

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  • MozarkDawg
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 8:08pm

    This reminds me of the story more than a decade ago of the ball of frozen poop in outer space that was heading for a direct hit on Earth — my late friend, fellow forum member posted, “Now THAT’S an ICBM.” LOLOLOLOL, Icy Bowel Movement, hilarious!!

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  • coldfear
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 7:35pm

    Its hitting the fan, people!.

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  • Oatsy
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 7:32pm

    It’s bird droppings from flocks of robins and starlings. They eat crab apples and honeysuckle berries. The fruit isn’t digested completely, so the bird droppings are red.

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    • untameable-kate
      Posted on December 23, 2010 at 7:42pm

      That makes alot more sense than red people poop.

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    • Pucci
      Posted on December 23, 2010 at 8:04pm

      really bad stool samples

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    • MontanaRob
      Posted on December 23, 2010 at 8:17pm

      I’m with you, it was my first thought. I’ve had flocks of Cedar Waxwings descend on my Crab Apple and Mountain Ash trees and the result looked exactly like that.

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  • mossbrain
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 7:21pm

    I like to use a slingshot to fling my poop all over the neighborhood. You have to let it dry out a bit first unless you use a special basket attached to the tubing. The really fresh stuff breaks apart so fast you have to go up on a rooftop or in a tall tree. At that height you don’t even need a slingshot, you can just put a plastic bag on your hand and pretend you’re Bob Feller throwing the batter out at first base.

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    • commonsenseguy
      Posted on December 23, 2010 at 7:30pm

      now that is just gross!!!!! but pretty coll,even though i am not throw it!!!!!! i am glade i am not your neighbor!!!!!!!

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    • pattybbb1
      Posted on December 24, 2010 at 12:28am

      that was really more than we ever needed to know!

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    • Dustyluv
      Posted on December 24, 2010 at 4:16am

      Liberals play with their poop, so I guess we know how you voted…

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  • DagneyT
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 7:19pm

    Don’t know what it is, just happy it’s not in my yard!

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  • untameable-kate
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 7:17pm

    Thats right, I used to work mantainance at America West Airlines and you can’t empty lav tanks from inside the plane.

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  • commonsenseguy
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 7:14pm

    boy this guy is way out there, this guy should quit smoking whatever is falling out of the sky, and watch out for the old flaming crap bag trick.

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    • awizard
      Posted on December 24, 2010 at 9:31am

      Eh guys, 50 years ago military aircraft had “facility’s” that allowed direct dumping into the atmosphere … anyone remember Yellow Ice?.. but this sounds like “a load of crap” to me.

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  • vic138
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 7:08pm

    Maybe a flock of geese?

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  • eteme
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 7:02pm

    Check and see if Dave Matthews Band was on that flight!

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  • Sinista Mace
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 6:59pm

    Pigs flying, police state, free speech gone, everybody worshipping Lucifer, and poop falling from the sky.

    Yep..I‘d say it’s about that time…

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    • commonsenseguy
      Posted on December 23, 2010 at 7:10pm

      the fat lady is singing now. get ready for a run on toilet paper and trash bags. here’s a business venture, { extra large poop bags!!!!!!

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  • heavyduty
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 6:56pm

    One thing about it is that he can’t say the sky is falling.

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    • knotaclu
      Posted on December 24, 2010 at 11:55am

      maybe it was raindeer poop? It is that time of year, maybe a trial run???

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  • Smokey_Bojangles
    Posted on December 23, 2010 at 6:55pm

    Al Gore was Right! The sky is falling!

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