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Maher: Voters are a ‘Crack Baby’ While Glenn Beck Close to ‘Playing With His Poop’

Bill Maher appeared on Tuesday’s “Countdown” with Keith Olbermann to talk about the election. So what happens when two liberals get together to lick their wounds? Terms such as “crack baby,“ ”nut bag,“ ”incestuous,“ and ”poop” get thrown around — the first describing voters, the second Tea Party candidates, and the third the liberal media.

First, the crack baby and nut bag. When Olbermann asked if Maher takes comfort in America not electing Christine O’Donnell, Sharron Angle and other Tea Party candidates, Maher had this to say about voters in general:

Well, I’m a cock-eyed optimist Keith, so of course I take a lot of comfort in that. Yes, I think America did draw a line. When the nuts started falling out of the nut bag this year, they said, “yeah, even us — the electorate of America, the crack baby that we are — is going to say enough is enough.”

Later, he eased up on the electorate and focused his ire on Republicans:

There are no Republicans on the moderate side. … At some point, the left moved into the center. The right moved into a mental hospital.

The left is at the center of politics? If that wasn’t a jarring enough statement, he went to say that this past Congress is one of the most “successful” since LBJ, and even had time for some self reflection when he described liberal news coverage as “incestuous.” And as an added bonus, he said Keith Olbermann sticks to the facts while while Glenn Beck “is close to playing with his poop”:

Comments (291)

  • Tickdog
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:35am

    That guy has to be one of the biggest jokes on the planet… He fits right in with all of the liberal douche bags… You can’t expect much out of idiots like him. Except the down fall of the country…

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  • dablooz
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:34am

    People have stopped reading? These guys have way too much time on their hands living in their own echo chamber. I’d love to see them have to go to a real job where they, dare I say, get a callous or two on their hands. I love the narrative on Obama, “he’s so intelligent.” I had a conversation with a lib friend recently and we were talking about the 2000 election. I asked him what was appealing to him about Al Gore. Same terminology, “at least he was intelligent.” My friend has a PhD in a hard science, so I asked him, what measure he used to say that Gore was intelligent, after all, Gore is a lawyer, not much critical thinking involved there (memorize a bunch of historical rulings, then try to twist current circumstance using slick words to conform to precedent…yeehaw!). After a moment, I gt the, “well, he seems intelligent” reply. I pressed further and shot the whole thing down. I told my friend, “you wrote a dissertation, you broke new ground and proved a theorem, you can do the math, do you think Al Gore is smarter than you?” I haven’t seen any real signs of intelligence in Obama over and above the ability to bamboozle much of the electorate, including the idiots in this video clip. We haven’t had a chance to see his grades, no real world experience other than ‘community organizing’ whatever that is. Aren’t Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton “community organizers?” Yep, LOTS of intelligence floating around there. On second thought, maybe being a BS artist does require some modicum of smarts.

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    • FBPDPLT
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 9:33am

      Obama doesn’t strike me as smart ( otherwise he would have realized socialism is a failed concept just by observing the Soviet Union and eastern Europe) I think he;s just sneaky. That doesn’t take smarts just an attitude.

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    • Atheist
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 8:27am

      @FBPDPLT but we are and have been a socialist country for a long time now. Medicare and Social Security are huge socialist services, but those are just the biggest. Public funding for police and the fire department is socialism. Public Libraries are practically Communism. You do realize that the reason it is free to take books from the library is because they were bought with public money and belong to everyone in the community, right?

      So, I‘m afraid you’ll need more evidence than Soviet Russia to prove Socialism doesn’t work.

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  • Volsense
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:32am

    I would not even know hatemongering garbage like Maher exists unless he shows up on The Blaze.

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    • vennoye
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:10pm

      How right you are!! I watched him for a few minutes years ago and thought he was vile then…….he is even worse now.

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  • Thatsitivehadenough
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:30am

    Desperate is as desperate does.

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  • NHABE64
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:26am

    Bill Maher is a piece of crap and belongs in the sewer with all his Left Wing socialist cockroach friends. As for LBJ, let me make it clear there must be a lot of urine on his grave because this cockreoach socialist allowed Vietnam vets to flounder without help dying every day because he wanted to ensure his re-election before telling the truth to America that the war must continue. He is no better than Carter or this current socialist cockroach Obama. Maher is a complete phoney and every time he opens his big mouth he betrays America. Just a real piece of garbage and that’s about all I have say on this.

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  • Eastremontave
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:24am

    Remember the American tourister spot with the suitcase left in the gorrilla cage? I’d like to see Maher in there in a bananna suit for no other reason than to see another expression on his face besides smug self assurredness

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  • FreeWilly
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:23am

    Don’t you love it when these kind of people have nothing to fight with but insults.

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  • SND97
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:22am

    Does it speak more about who still watches him or him?

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  • Okpulot Taha
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:21am

    Bill Maher is born without eyelids. His parents are gravely concerned about his birth defect. Those two seek medical help from every plastic surgeon they can find in Hollywood. Almost every doctor tells Bill Maher’s parents, “There is nothing I can do for your baby boy. I’m really sorry, little Billy will grow up to be a wild eyed left liberal.”

    Finally, a famous Hollywood plastic surgeon advises them to travel to San Francisco to seek help, “There are doctors there who have an ample supply of the correct type of tissue which might cure your baby’s lack of eyelids.” Desperate for a fix, the Maher family head to San Francisco.

    Parents of Billy Maher meet a well known reconstructive plastic surgeon in ‘Frisco, a Vietnamese doctor named Dong Gong Tranny, “Yes, I can cure your baby. I will use penile foreskin to make him eyelids.” He does, young Billy Maher enjoys reconstructed eyelids made from penile foreskin.

    This is why Bill Maher is cited as saying, “I’m a ****-eyed optimist”.

    Okpulot Taha
    Choctaw Nation

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    • bry
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:31am

      LOL!!! Good one Okpulot!

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    • Lady Hawk
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:51am

      Too, too, funny! Absolutely have to pass this along via email.

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    • Sylvia Soraya
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 9:16am

      My friend Taha is sharp witted and funny. Her talent for story telling is unsurpassed.

      Knowing what distracts Taha I was anticipating the punchline “Maher is a penishead”.

      Sylvia Soraya
      Good Christian Girl
      Tea Party Activist

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    • Okpulot Taha
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 9:21am

      BRY and LADY HAWK are amused, “LOL” — “funny”

      * blinks and curtsies *

      I’m feeling cocky this morning. My husband is grinning.

      Okpulot Taha
      Choctaw Nation

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    • Parkeralan
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 9:32am

      Ha ha TAHA Now I know why he is suck a ********!

      I once knew a jewish moyle who made small wallets out of foreskin, if you gave them a few strokes they would convert into a piece of luggage.

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    • Okpulot Taha
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 9:52am

      PARKER ALAN jokes around, “jewish moyle who made small wallets out of foreskin … would convert into a piece of luggage.”

      I have heard people tell tall tales of this Jewish boy from Ireland who is so talented at his handiwork. However, a Jewish princess would never be caught holding such a piece of luggage.

      Okpulot Taha
      Choctaw Nation

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    • megansmom
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:04am

      Now how do you top that?

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    • Okpulot Taha
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:37am

      MEGANS MOM asks, “Now how do you top that?”

      Oh gosh, let’s not take to talking about my favorites, chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Just the very mention has my big butt gain ten pounds.

      Okpulot Taha
      Choctaw Nation

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    • In God We Trust
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:00pm

      LOL I enjoy reading what Okpulot Taha has to say. =)

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    • Okpulot Taha
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 5:40pm

      IN GOD WE TRUST should know better than to trust an injun girl, “I enjoy reading what Okpulot Taha has to say.”

      Darn, boy, you should be around me when I am in a good mood. You can trust in me to be irreverent.

      Okpulot Taha
      Choctaw Nation

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  • capitalismrocks
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:20am

    Two “intellectuals”… I hope their audience of what… 10 people enjoyed their lovefest filled right-hate segment, meanwhile in the realworld we move forward…

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  • LLATPOH
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:14am

    All you gotta do to tick these guys off is point at an election map and say, “scoreboard!”

    It‘s fun to watch ’em cry.

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  • Ronko
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:10am

    I think its actually Maher that plays with his poop

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    • Waggedy Wabbit
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:05pm

      Yeah, and while he plays with his poop he eats the corn out of Olbermans’ poop. Maybe they should have a show together-“Poopstyle Politics” starring the The Kings of Crap.

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  • jedi.kep
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:07am

    The left moved to the center? Who’s on crack here?

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    • Rillobymorning
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:26am

      My thoughts exactly!

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    • Atheist
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 8:22am

      He has a point. Obamacare is the same thing that Bob Dole proposed in the 90s, and Cap and Trade is the plan that was introduced by George H.W. Bush. But those guys were probably Marxist-Statist-Socialist-Sorosites.

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  • DivineMomentsOfTruth
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:07am

    Maher needs to lay off the spiked cool-aid.

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  • enduro
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:04am

    I couldn’t even finish out the video to hear all the liberal bs. Nobody with brains listens to these athiest shills.

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  • steve4u55
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:03am

    George Soros is his father.

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  • Bluenose177
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:02am

    “he said Keith Olbermann sticks to the facts”

    oh yeah, what facts would they be Maher you moron? You’ve gotta love these liberal, pseudo intellectual types, who read this crap on some leftist website, then parrot it like it’s facts and try and make them look intelligent and politically astute, while actually having the intellect of a pomegranate.

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    • chrisser
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:17am

      At least pomegranates are smart enough not to promote statism. In my mind, that makes pomegranates intellectually superior to the ******* wonder twins.

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  • Sandy
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:02am

    This man is full of Hate. God have mercy on his soul.
    Maher is jealous of Beck’s success so he attacks.
    If he were not so jealous, he would talk about other issues.

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  • bonanabo
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:01am

    He plays with his poop.

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    • drbage
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:15am

      At least our poop comes out of the right end.

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    • El Paco
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:50am

      Maybe we can have a festival of pooing and fling it at him like monkeys!!!

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  • Whole Nine Yards
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:01am

    Him again??
    When is this clown going away? My head is about to explode with all of his crap!
    Why does The Blaze fixate on this nut-job?

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    • bry
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:19am

      @whole nine yards…agreed. The Blaze should hold a moratorium on Maher stories. He gets more exposure here than on his show. His anger and arguments are toxic. This is not healthy for people or other living things. Please, Mr Blaze…time out on the Maher for a week at least.

      bry  
  • Juan
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:00am

    What do you expect from two irrelevant liberal hacks? Maher is little more than a lefty shock jock.

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  • glimmer man
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:00am

    How does this guy keep his job

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    • paperpushermj
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:28am

      Sir: He throws red meat such as this to his fans

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    • CatB
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:16pm

      Same a Behar …. isn’t it great— they keep showing their own ignorance and biases!

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  • Conserving Ink
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 7:59am

    Name calling, the last resort of world class debaters everywhere.
    _____________________________________________________________
    New Post conserving-ink.blogspot.com

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    • CatB
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:53pm

      First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win.” — Mahatma Gandhi

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  • CatB
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 7:58am

    I think it is now official … Maher has lost what little marbles he had.

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    • Havok
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:31am

      Who are these guys?
      Never heard of either of them.

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    • untameable-kate
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:50am

      Heyyyy, did he forget to call us racist? You’re right, he must be losing his marbles!

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    • Atheist
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 8:29am

      The Tea Party is racist.

      Isn’t the Tea Party an anti-taxation group? Didn’t Obama enact the largest middle-class tax cut in the nation’s history? Then why isn’t the Tea Party for Obama? Because they don’t care about the facts, they care about the blacks.

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  • Maybe the GEESE Know More than the BEES Know
    Posted on November 17, 2010 at 7:56am

    usually when someone accuses another of doing something, it is actually the accuser that is doing the deed.

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    • snowleopard3200 {mix art}
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:06am

      Honestly Maher seems to need some severe and intensive grief counseling due to the inability to accept the fact that his party has lost. His anger issues need decisive addressing before he is utterly consumed by them from the inside out and has a massive stroke or such. Mr Maher get the help you most intensly need.

      Call the paramedics, and when the nice men with the fine jacket that ties up in the back come, let them help you into their padded truck and carry you off to the happy funny farm where life is so grand for your future.

      http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm

      Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}  
    • Anarcho Capitalist
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:13am

      nothing they are saying has anything to do with politics.

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    • Peters
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:36am

      Problem is these two babies think they’re intellectual giants . . . and then they have a following that strokes their egos and perpetuates the notion. Know that they’re no different than infants discovering for the first time that they have fingers and that they can move them and can hold onto things; it’s pure amazement and jubilation at this new found skill and potential . . . They feel like they could take over the world; yet they still can’t change their own diaper.

      But the good news is, and still it’s bitter-sweet, most of us at one time in our lives laughed hysterically at cartoons like Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd . . . Daffy Duck and the whole gang. Remember that, when cartoons were really entertaining . . . ? But now look at what our kids got.

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    • 2
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:38am

      Bill, For the last time. Are you looking in the mirror? STOP IT.

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    • Shurmus
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:41am

      Maher’s comments are becoming pathetically desperate. We really hope Glenn is wrong about certain things, but every day someone says something nuttier than the day before.

      http://www.slugbuddies.com

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    • ron the veteran
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:44am

      those two dont have the brain power to blow their noses. and what the two of them say is meaningless. if ever their was two crack babys its these two. both are the poster children for drug abuse. this is what happens when you do drugs you get idiots like these two.

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    • Bigbird1960
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 9:04am

      SSSSHH…Let him stroke out….Be vewy…vewy ….qwyet

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    • 2dollarbill
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 9:36am

      Ohh, I think he is an oscar MAHER weiner…

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    • bbquizzle
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:13am

      @Peters

      You mean the Muslim superhero show for kids?

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    • FormerLib
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:28am

      Yes, in psychology it’s called projection and displacement. Leftists are masters of it.

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    • paperpushermj
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:39am

      When you go down the road of saying outrages comments in the pursuit of rating the danger to your career comes from 1) topping your last comment 2) people become numb, therefore you become lost in the background chatter.

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    • JohnEightOne2Ten
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:48am

      Kind of reminds me of the old saying, “A FOX SMELLS HIS OWN HOLE FIRST” and old Bill has plenty of excrement around himself to smell and/or play with. Isn’t is amazing what sore losers the liberals, lefties, socialists are, losing just bring out their true colors, er,,,,,,, I mean smell!

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    • untameable-kate
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:48am

      Hey SNOWLEOPARD, I have a good old fashioned wood shed out back. If we can get him here I’ll give him some grief counseling. Why does a man who calls the voting public “crack babies” have an audience?

      Untameable-kate  
    • blazingglory
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:33am

      Pseudo intellectual elitists!!!

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    • Hellpig
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:00pm

      Here is a clip og Bill Maher getting his nose broken by Erik Estrada……a classic

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGml7lRoMc

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    • pajamash
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:03pm

      Hey Bill, what does it say about you that you helped, at the beginning, to promote that “nut” Christine O’Donnell?!

      “At some point, the left moved into the center.”

      Bill, you are on crack if you believe that!!!!

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    • pajamash
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:06pm

      Success is in the eye of the beholder Bill. In many eyes, the 101st congress was no success!

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    • pajamash
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:14pm

      What an egocentric Pri**!!! No-one reads anymore? How long will the people that watch his show put up with him telling them they are worthless to him?!

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    • godlovinmom
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 1:24pm

      why does anyone give this nut the time of day…untameablekate…you are always so funny…I think Sarah could use you in the white house…maybe be the czar of the no nonsense woodshed paddle party….

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    • grandmaof5
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 3:43pm

      Did his mother not teach him any manners? That was disgusting! I guess that must be the sort of rhetoric that the left has to use to make its constituents understand, which says alot about their IQ.

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    • pajamash
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 5:19pm

      Kate, I think it is becoming obvious that those that watch him are not old enough to vote.

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    • BigEd
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 6:28pm

      Self-identified intellectuals always seem to show how intellectually bankrupt they really are when they try to attack those they consider inferior to themselves. Maher and Olbermann are no exceptions.

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    • heyjim55
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 6:54pm

      No one should be suprised by Maher‘s comments that’s what he does and what he can get away with for now. Sooner or later a person will have to answer for what comes out of their mouth. He is one of those people that Glenn Beck said would take off their mask sooner or later and as you can see he is starting to reveal himself as a America hating Marxist.

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    • lillymckim
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:21pm

      I heard Bill is putting his money and mouth behind Alvin Greene’s run for President …
      Alvin Greene is Mahers choice for a Presidential run in 2012

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    • AmeriWoman
      Posted on November 17, 2010 at 10:58pm

      Did you listen to his revision of history, lol. These guys have smoked way to much wuhoo and do you notice how Maher looks like he has been hit right in the face with a pile of…. reality? HAHAHA! He’s so gobsmacked he sounds grittenly reserved now, and Obama is almost enemy #1 with them these days. Olberman smooched up a lot better since he was rehired, I noticed. They’ve became buds, awwwww. Maybe a party will make them all better, be sure to get Wade Rathke or the Spooky Dude Soros, or (so hot) Bertha Lewis, throw in Joy Behar and the real winner….Rosie O’Donnell will all join in for a Rally up the troops bash. That would be haha funny :)

      AW

      AmeriWoman  
    • judg724
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 5:01am

      Maher had the IQ of a turnip, but I think this drops him down to radish status. He thinks religious people are mentally unstable too. Well, Billy Boy, I can think of a lot of better uses for all that hot air you have been spewing for the last 20 years. We could have propelled a fleet of Toyota Priuses around the world a few times with the amount of oxygen and methane gas you and your worthless existence have passed.

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    • wtwmew
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 8:05am

      This guy is an embarrassment to America. If he hates this country so much, he should move out. And by the way, why are we listening to his comments anyway.

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    • Hephzibah
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 11:47am

      Has anyone noticed that, whenever we see or hear an article spoken in Potty Mouth language, it’s almost always a lib? They can’t seem to express themselves without filth. Am thinking this is no coincidence but is a clue as to who/what is controlling them.

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    • Melvin Spittle
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 12:42pm

      Bill Maher can eat my “Poop”.

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    • Big Alby
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 2:28pm

      Maher is, in the vernacular, a “JERK***”……

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    • UPSETVET
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 2:47pm

      Bill Maher is, well, Bill Maher ! He’s a self proclaimed intelectual that considers himself a mark above EVERYBODY else. However, the truth of the matter is, he’s on the bottem rung of the ladder. It appears that the “M&M’s” he has been nibbling on for so many years has pickled his brain, that is, if he has a brain. He seems to be a self proclaimed “authority” on any subject that comes to mind,but, the truth is, he’s not playing with a full deck.
      He surrounds himself with other self proclaimed intelectuals , like Olbermann, with the hope that he’ll be considered the smarter or wiser of the two.“Birds of a feather flock together” and all morons like Maher and Olbermann have the same quality as water they “seek their own level”. The real morons are those that actually pay people like Maher and Olbermann such high salaries. As a “comedian” Maher is not funny and as a news caster Olbermann is yesterdays news.
      What really amazes me is the fact that people like Maher renounce their religious heritage so they will appear to be more intelectual rather than spiritual. No matter what you or I may think of Maher or Olbermann, I’m sure they both have mothers that love them in spite of the fact that both are complete morons.

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    • artmakerme
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 9:29pm

      Maybe the geese…you are so right it is called projecting and it drives me nuts, libs do it all the time! By the way I think the Geese do know more than the bees know. lol

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    • Ruler4You
      Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:48am

      Maher is a hollywood equivalent of Florida’ congressman Grayson.

      An obvious and proud Marxist who enjoys elite status and wants everyone ELSE to be controlled by government edict so he can continue with his life unabated.

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