Man Arrested for Hurling Toilet At Buddy’s House After Prolonged Beer Run
- Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:45pm by
Christopher Santarelli
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Police in Hudson, Florida, did not find it amusing when a 46-year-old man threw a toilet at his buddy’s house for taking too long to return from beer run. Kenneth Stuck was arrested for throwing the toilet and other appliances being stored outside the friend’s home during renovations, a rampage that cost approximately $500 in damage:
“The rampage began when Kenneth Stuck, 46, and Grady Miles, 44, ran out of alcohol after drinking beer in the front yard of Miles’ home in Hudson, Fla., located approximately 45 miles north of St. Petersburg. Stuck reportedly gave Miles $6 to buy more beer, and Miles left for the store on a bicycle.
A witness told police that Stuck started pacing in front of the house, then picked up a toilet that was in the yard and heaved it at the home.”
The St. Petersburg Times reported one that neighbor, who is the uncle of Miles, witnessed the scene and said:
“I looked out my window and this guy was smashing a toilet against my neighbor’s front door.”
Stuck was arrested Sunday on a charge of criminal mischief and was taken to a local jail, where he remained Monday in lieu of $150 bail.
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Comments (46)
TimAZ
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 6:00pmHe probably did him a favor. That toilet was probably one of those that only takes a cup of water per flush. So the job never really gets done in 3 or 4 flushes. I suppose they should be labeled them union toilets.
Report Post »cntrlfrk
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 1:46pmI‘m guessing the ’house’ also had wheels.
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Report Post »beckisnuts
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:26pmOh, this story rates exposure on the Blaze, but not the story about the evil child abuser Warren Jeffs and his FLDS church. Nice job Glenneth!
wow
Report Post »TheDebtWeAllPay
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 11:37am@xoke ya got that right
Report Post »RoAdFiXeR
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 8:17amSomeones knocking at the door…someones ringing the bell…do me a favor an DUCK…..
Report Post »cap0ne
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:25amYou may be a redneck if you hurl a toilet that was sitting in your buddys front yard at his house.
Report Post »SFsuper49er
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 1:33amI hope this is just a fill in story
Report Post »yanki161
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:33am“Hey, Grady. Go git me some of that that Rubber Band Beer, ya hear? And make it snappy!” said Uncle Kenny. But poor ol‘ Grady didn’t pedal fast enough and now he got no pot to pi$$ in. Shucks!
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:21amI bet this person did NOT vote for BO…and will not vote for him in the next election.
Report Post »beebacksoon
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 6:54amI bet this guy did not vote, period!
Report Post »clingingtogodandguns
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:15amHey.he took his 6$ stilulus and went to the house.whats wrong with that.Obummer told him this guy should spread the wealth..DOJ stands behind this guy 100%.Theirs no crime here move along.
Report Post »mustang201143
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:08amDon’t answer the foolish arguments of fools, for you will become as foolish as they. Prov.26-4
Report Post »alcohol will kill you if you open the door.
lonewolf57
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:00amI’ll bet a Harley was out front.
Report Post »xoke
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:17amEasy now…there are a good number of law abiding, non-methhead, tax paying citizens who ride Harleys.
That one thing I don’t get about the Blaze members sometimes…a story comes along about tattoos or rock music or something half assed taboo and the social conservatives jump out of the woodwork on people. About half of my friends are tatooed, pierced, rock n roll listening, rag tag looking fellows. The same half are ex-military, cops, small business owners, and some of the strongest conservatives you’d ever meet. You “leave it to beaver” types need to stop judging books by their covers. I can have full sleeve tattoos, and not cheat on my wife, think abortion is evil, think Obama is a socialist, and think Jesus is my savior just like you.
Not a rant at you personally Lonewolf…just tired of the judgement that comes towards folks like myself sometimes. I‘m sorry I’m not a polo shirt wearing church goer with a pretty haircut…doesn’t make me any less conservative. Liberty is liberty…I and a bunch of my tatooed harley riding friends have fought for it…what have you done lately?
Report Post »the_ancient
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 6:34am@XOKE
You do not know what is means to be a Social Conservative then… In order for you to be accepted as a Social Conservative you have to have a VERY narrow world view and except and obey with out question the social conservative worldview and try and control / bann all behavior that falls out of that worldview
Very Similar to Progressive Liberals. Just a different set of rules…
Many people think they are “conservative” when in fact they are libertarian.
“Conservative” === Massive Government + Low Taxes
“Progressive” === Massive Government + High Taxes
libertarian == All of you leave me the hell alone.
Report Post »marine43
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:43pmHey dude like xoke said EASY on that shite. Your soundin like a knee jerk lib tard.
Report Post »Rayblue
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:48pmMaybe he got tired of ringing the doorbell with a kitchen sink.
Report Post »Restored One
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:56pmI find this story entertaining, however, I cannot believe how many Blazers are actually blogging here. The more you comment, the more the Blaze will put these stupid, unimportant stories on here. You are only being fed into the stereo type that they think Blazers are. Get a grip people. Take the CHALLENGE!
Report Post »Ron_WA
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 1:37amRESTORED: lighten up; an occasional bit of shameless fun is good for morale; all work & no play … you know the rest
Report Post »Restored One
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 1:55amSorry RON and others, but this site was not created for entertainment, but for Enlightment. If I want laughs I will go to other sites. Glenns intention for this site was to keep us informed. ****** stories like this do not educate or encourage us. I don’t know who is putting these non stories up here (I would assume the Ex Huffo Po Editor), don’t go for it! DEMAND the information that GLENN promised us we would get. I just find stories like this BAIT ! HA HA, NOT!
Report Post »beebacksoon
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 6:56amRestored One
Report Post »Speak for yourself.
Rayblue
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 3:27pmOne of us, one of us.
Report Post »Ron_WA
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:42pmI want to party w/ these guys!!! They even come w/ their own porcelain barf bag!
Report Post »mossbrain
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:31pmWait a minute, is that Kenny Rogers? Looking good, another face lift I see.
Report Post »mossbrain
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:29pmHe looks a lot like that redneck who slapped or hit a black woman who was in the military as she was coming out of some southern style restaurant a few years back. wish I could find that story on the internet to see if it is the same guy. It was a national news story at the time.
Report Post »AmericanStrega
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:29pmMonClair, MonClair, I’d know him anywhere! (Can anyone here tell me what movie that line was from?)
Report Post »aguynameddave
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:26pmQUOTING THE ARTICLE:
“The St. Petersburg Times reported one that neighbor, who is the uncle of Miles, witnessed the scene and said:
“I looked out my window and this guy was smashing a toilet against my neighbor’s front door.””
END QUOTE
if your “uncle” lived next door to you, would he describe you as his neighbor or his nephew? strikes me as weird that the witness is described as the uncle, yet he is quoted as saying, “… my neighbor’s front door.”
hmmm……
Report Post »duckman1911
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:05amooooooo thats a good point… im thinking nephew on that one…maybe they didnt like each other???LOL
Report Post »the_ancient
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:24pmWho cares what the police think??? The question here is, did the homeowner of the house that was damaged file a complaint or request police intervention???
Come on Blaze, lets look in to this stories not just re-post press releases
I am tired of police to take it upon themselves to intervene in matters that do not concern them. If they have nothing better to do go sit at a dough nut shop….
Report Post »aguynameddave
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:29pmi agree. no criminal complaint, no crime.
and the State shouldn’t count as a valid complaint filer.
Report Post »Citizen7154
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:16pmWhy is it always Florida? Another hit to our national reputation.
Report Post »OlefromMN
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:13pmCan you blame him? Dude took too long to get the Schlitz!
Report Post »xoke
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:11pmOh come on…who hasn’t done this?
Report Post »bkfirvine
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:25pmI do it all the time – and I wear a tiger suit to boot!
Report Post »endgamer
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:55pmI live here.. This guy is tame! If you saw the nutcases in Tampa and St Pete you would bake act the entire area..There’s so many drugged up nut-jobs you wonder if you’re the abnormal one.
Report Post »Iman Barak Hussein
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:07pmYou can’t blame the guy.
Report Post »His friend drank his beer, took his money, and disappeared.
endgamer
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:32pm@ Iman Barak Hussein You got the story wrong.. They were both drinking beer and his friend went on a beer run and took too long.. So he went on a toilet rampage.. Totally out of his Fokking mind..
Report Post »KickinBack
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:54pm$6 for beer + 1 toilet = $500 damages
Yep. That sounds like some good ‘ol drunken beer math to me.
Report Post »MNM in California
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:56pmThey need to make a “like” or “thumbs up” button on here. Well said my friend, well said.
Report Post »BonnieBlueFlag
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:54pmWhy is it always Florida? Florida has the strangest rednecks. Texas rednecks are much more genial and that’s why I love em.
Report Post »LadyIzShy
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:47pmwhy oh why do people get drunk.. geez how stupid
Report Post »9111315
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:59pmSo the rest of us have something to laugh at. Just sit back and enjoy the show.
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