Man Arrested in Walmart Parking Lot for Exposing Himself Admits He‘s ’Aroused’ by the Store
- Posted on August 11, 2011 at 11:59pm by
Madeleine Morgenstern
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Travis Brent Keen was arrested Aug. 9 for allegedly driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis "exposed." (The Smoking Gun)
Fresh off last month’s story about the 51-year-old Oregon woman who wasn’t allowed to wear a string bikini top inside a Walmart, there‘s a new report from Louisiana about a man arrested after allegedly driving through the store’s parking lot “with his penis exposed.”
It happened Tuesday in Ouachita, La., but there’s more: Travis Brent Keen, 28, said he had a reason for his behavior — he told a police officer he took his penis out because he gets “aroused” at the mega-retailer.
“Keen stated he did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart,” the police report, obtained by the Smoking Gun, said. “Keen stated when he comes to Wal-Mart he gets aroused.”
According to the report, a witness called police after seeing a man in a car drive by “with his penis exposed” and would stop and watch the females in the parking lot.
He was charged with obscenity and is being held on $5,000 bail.
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Comments (74)
YepImaConservative
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 6:25amWhen asked by the police a witness said it looked like a penis… only smaller.
Report Post »rickbob
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 6:39amLol
Report Post »loadingmyclips
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 9:38ammaybe it wa a puppet??
Report Post »robert
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 10:10am“Keen stated when he comes to Wal-Mart he gets aroused.”
I‘m just amazed the guy hasn’t been roundly advertised as a poster boy for liberal causes, because he, better than anyone, reveals what liberals think is o.k. or just another “orientation” and that his perversion and mindset coincide so nicely with their overall view of human behavior.
I’m aware how much all of them revere so greatly the Marquis de Sade.
Report Post »Togr82b4gotn
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:21pmThere is a technical name for that. It’s a “Penisn’t”.
Report Post »liberalsarealiens
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 5:53amLOL, Walmart truly can be a study of the wiered and macob. My wife and I are never left without a good laugh every time we visit one of their stores, especially late at night! Never seen anything like this guy but I’m sure we only missed the “show” by minutes!
Report Post »becauseitmatters
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:23pmI agree. The crazies seem to come out after midnight. It can sometimes be entertaining, but sometimes it’s down right scarry and sad.
Report Post »EP46
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 5:06amWalmart must attract perverts. About 15 yrs ago I was in Walmart with my daughter. We were walking down an aisle and she saw a man carrying car floor mats and he was moving them aside and showing his ‘junk’ hanging out. I did not see his ‘junk’ but I saw him. I immediately reported him to store management and told them he had gone into the men’s dressing room. I was so shocked and so upset that we quickly left the store, and never went there again. Today, older and wiser, I would do more….much more.
Report Post »Adam
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 7:52amI hope you don’t mean “more” as in you’d try something more daring and obscene than this guy.
Rather, do more than just call management (i.e. kick him where it hurts, knock him down, read him the riot act, etc.) ;-)
Report Post »EP46
Posted on August 13, 2011 at 4:34am@ADAM ….omg….you are so funny….lol…I lived a shelter life….it was SHOCKING ….I think grabbing a can of spray paint …florescent pink …and spraying the ‘junk’ might have been an idea !!! He could go home and tell the wife “Oh honey, while I was at Walmart……….”
Report Post »clingingtogodandguns
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 4:19amCapitalism get‘s me excited too but i don’t go around letting it hang out.This is one sick puppy.He was probably conceived in the parking lot that’s why.
Report Post »kindling
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 3:42amI think this guy leaves comments on this site and goes by the name The Third Archon.
Report Post »bkfirvine
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 1:46amI bet he‘s so glad he’s now being held – even if it’s on $5,000 bail!
Report Post »HTuttle
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 1:36amGood to know that Walmart is offering American Made penis. I thought everything there was Chinese.
Report Post »Gypsy123
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 1:35amOk I have to ask how could some one see in his car his ,,,, hanging out.? I mean was he wagging it out the window or what?
Report Post »bkfirvine
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 1:18amAlrighty then!
Report Post »bkfirvine
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 1:16amWal-Mart’s everyday low prices are just too much for some people to handle (evidently).
Report Post »mossbrain
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 1:06amhttp://shrinerminicars.com/
Report Post »mossbrain
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 1:01amWhat was he driving, One of those Shriners minicars?
Report Post »Paula
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:59amHe get’s turned on by a good deal I guess.
Report Post »Smokey_Bojangles
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:43amHe was born that way.
Report Post »Lesbian Packing Hollow Points
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:56amActually, that’s called a paraphilia, and since it manifestly interferes with and hampers his life and causes him to act criminally, it’s a legitimate psychological malady. Homosexuality doesn‘t interfere with or hamper a homosexual’s life, nor is it a crime. See the difference? See how it all becomes clear when you talk it out.
Report Post »jim
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:39amThe sales aren’t THAT good at Walmart.
Report Post »ZAP
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:31amTherefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts
Report Post »Lesbian Packing Hollow Points
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 11:00amYeah, the filthy heterosexuals.
Report Post »Multiple Arms
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:30amHe gets aroused at Wal-Mart but going to the porno shop leaves him limp?
Report Post »tharpdevenport
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:35amIn that order, then yes.
Report Post »charles116
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:49amHe’s turned on by gals built like refridgerators,
Report Post »loriann12
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 7:51amHave you see how some people going to Walmart dress? Maybe it‘s just because it’s so hot here in Texas, but I’ve seen women in barely anything.
Report Post »tharpdevenport
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:29amOn a more serious note: I think we might need to check his freezer and dig up his back yard. Just to make sure.
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:25amSomebody in Louisiana needs to use this guy for gator bate.
Report Post »megansmom
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:21amI guess calling him a whack job might be a little too literal in this case.
Report Post »Non-regulator
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 1:24ambest crack yet, well done
Report Post »olddog
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 3:58amThat was a good one, still laughing…
Report Post »tharpdevenport
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:18amI guess prices aren’tthe only thing shoppers will have to be watching fall.
Report Post »DallyWama
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:15amThey’re rolling back prices. It gets people excited.
Report Post »thepatriotdave
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:14am“Admits He‘s ’Aroused’ by the Store”
I see his point. Look at all those Hot-looking 70 year old Door Greeters they hire!
http://www.allenwestforpresident.us
Report Post »TulsaYeeHaw
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:12amThat is really………………………………weird.
Report Post »IntransigentMind
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:55amSpeaking of sivk, consider what the leftist mind is capable of doing:
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TulsaYeeHaw
Posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:09amThat is really…..um,…….WEIRD?
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