Crime

Man Busted Stealing Gas From Cops After Posting Picture of Himself Giving Middle Finger

File this under “not smart.”

A Kentucky man was busted for stealing gas from a patrol car after he posted a picture of the act on Facebook, which also included him giving the middle finger.

Man Caught Stealing Gas from Cops After He Posts Facebook Picture of Act

“We was just standing there and thought it would be funny to take a picture and then post it on Facebook,” 20-year-old Michael Baker told WYMT-TV.

“Yeah, we’re sorry, but it was just a joke. I mean if we was going to steal gas, we wouldn’t put it nationwide on Facebook. We don’t steal anyway, but we’re sorry,” his girlfriend, Joann Sandelin, added.

But the more they talked, the more honest they became.

“I got a little bit of gas. I ain’t gonna lie but not much. I couldn’t get much. I tried but there wasn’t much in it,” said Baker:

“If they’re going to do it to a police car, they’re going to do it to just about anybody,” local Police Chief Allen Bormes told the news station.

Baker spend a night in jail and has been charged with theft. The station plans on getting lockable gas caps now.

Comments (62)

  • OhSnappage
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 12:52pm

    Know whats even more funnier than that? Your butt in a jail cell having your parents get a phone call to come pick you up and posting bail. Now you get to spread the prank to your family too. Thanks for the laughs…. dumb@$$

    What if the police had to race to a scene where a serious accident took place? Imagine the laughs when someone dies cause the police car couldn’t start. Hysterical.We would all be laughing so hard it would just make everything ok.

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    • SgtB
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 1:25pm

      Police rarely save people. While it is supposed to be their main function, most of the time the rescuing is done by citizen bystanders. There is even video tape evidence of one such incident where after a citizen dove from a bridge to save a drowning man, the police who were on scene and present the entire time just stood by and watched and then when the man reached shore, the police were not even ready or willing to continue life saving measures on the unconscious man. No, cops are not there to save your life. They act as witnesses in criminal prosecution. They are the judge’s eyes and ears. That is what they are now.

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    • LostInTheSpin
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 10:27pm

      What SGTB wrote…being a tad dramatic, aren’t you OHSNAPPAGE?

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  • Mateytwo Barreett
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 12:34pm

    Look for his, triumphant return to the media. He signing a contract for an appearance on “bait car”!

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    • Obamammy
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 2:45pm

      I hear Rachel “Man Hands” Maddow is trying to get the guy an interview on his show.

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    • OldGuy66
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 6:23pm

      Here’s your sign!

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  • sounder
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 12:31pm

    Not the brightest crayon in the box.

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  • South Philly Boy
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 12:03pm

    Ye Olde DUMB CROOK

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    • INOGAWD
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 2:33pm

      What’s that saying about “STUPID” ??

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  • teddrunk
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 11:20am

    If the guy had a smart lawyer, he’d get the local lefty media to headline, “Poor Victim Of Draconian GOP Welfare Cuts Force Borrowing Of Precious Fuel”.

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  • BubbaT
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 11:11am

    Darwin strikes again!

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  • Dismayed Veteran
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 11:09am

    The sad part is that he and his girlfriend don’t know how stupid they are.

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  • hpyagl
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 10:45am

    You’re hate for the police has obscured your sense of justice. If someone raped a loved one of yours for instance, would you cry foul if the police happened to see it posted on youtube? I know it’s an extreme example, but I’ll bet you would say otherwise, or at best keep your mouth shut, if the crime were against you.

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    • DoyleHargraves
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 2:24pm

      That happened in OKC to EMSA workers and the police, the response was to change the policy, how nice.

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  • teddrunk
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 10:42am

    You mean a Crown Vic doesn’t have an inside release locking gas filler door?

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  • THX-1138
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 10:18am

    The first thing I did to my used Georgia State Patrol car (06 CVPI) was put a locking gas cap on it. I couldn’t believe they left it unlocked but I guess they figured noone was crazy enough to steal gas from a cop (or sugar their tank).

    Times are changing…

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  • justangry
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 10:09am

    Despite the hilarity of it all, I can’t help but wonder… Did the police notice a crime then investigate it, or did they find a crime by snooping on people?

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    • barber2
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 10:16am

      Facebook? If people don’t want someone to see stuff, why post it ? What if someone turned this info into the police ? Are they supposed to ignore it ? Why are people so stupid and so needy of attention ? Me..Me..Me.. Look at Me….

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    • justangry
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 11:21am

      Yes, we all know it’s essentially public what you post online. That’s not the question. Do we want law enforcement investigating reported crimes or just casting out a large net and see what they catch? Lazy law enforcement that will only catch idiots. The savy criminals will remain at large, and quite honestly, those are the ones that frighten me. Then you’ll basically have financial extortion by the police. It‘s not so much what they’re doing now, but what they will do by setting this precedence.

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  • Tickdog
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 10:08am

    oh those democrats…

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  • barber2
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:54am

    Just surprised he wasn’t smoking a cigarette ……

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  • barber2
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:53am

    Bet I know who this guy will vote for ! Duh…

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    • INOGAWD
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 2:36pm

      Probably doesn’t know how to get an I.D. …..

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  • Inlightofthings
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:49am

    Freakin’ priceless! Redneck poster child or certainly a cover page for Redneck Weekly….who says you can’t legislate stupidity. Toss ‘em and lose the key for a while.

    “I got a little bit of gas. I ain’t gonna lie but not much. I couldn’t get much. I tried but there wasn’t much in it,”

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  • BlackCrow
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:46am

    Felonously stupid!

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  • Vindex19
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:35am

    I heard that it was not he who posted the video, it was his girlfriend who took the video. Heard it all over the news this morning….They say that when two stupid people procreate they make yet another stupid person…

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    • TheLeftMadeMeRight
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:45am

      It’s obviously Obama’s fault! All this talking about re-distribution and free stuff has made people go crazy. He mistook “Obama’s Stash” for “Obama’s Gas”

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  • uisignorant
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:24am

    He heard they were giving away Obama gas.
    Baker did not realize it was just hot air.
    Does BHO to pay a carbon tax on that? I think we could balance the budget if he did.

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  • disenlightened
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:21am

    Another Obama supporter bites the dust.

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  • TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:20am

    There once was a man from Kentucky
    Who was said to be a little bit schmucky
    He had no house
    Acted like a louse
    And now he’s in the Big House and not so lucky

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  • possom
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:17am

    Thank you for this Dept of Education!

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  • JACKTHETOAD
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:11am

    I forget the pecking order:
    moron
    idiot
    imbecile
    dolt
    fool
    oaf
    boob
    …and so many more…

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    • biohazard23
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:25am

      Don’t forget amadan, eejit, cretin, schwachkopf, придурок, 間抜け, narre, tool, dweeb, twit, and the best one of all:

      Liberal.

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    • JACKTHETOAD
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 4:00pm

      Fun with nouns Bio. (Useful little buggers aren’t they?) :)

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  • progressiveslayer
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:09am

    He wins the Darwin award that’s for sure.

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    • Gonzo
      Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:22am

      When you see that ball cap sideways, you can pretty much bet his IQ is limited to double digits.

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  • flsnipe
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:07am

    Dumb A$$.

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  • Dde13
    Posted on April 19, 2012 at 9:05am

    “Stupid is as stupid does”

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