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Martial Arts Expert Banned From Entering the UK: ‘He Teaches Extreme and Violent Self-Defense That is Unwelcome Here’

Self Defense Expert Tim Larkin Banned by the UK Home Office Because of Fears of Violence, Vigilantism

(Photo: Universal News and Sport)

Tim Larkin, a successful self-defense instructor, has been banned from entering the U.K. because, in the words of MP Rosie Cooper: “He teaches extreme and violent self-defense that is unwelcome [in Britain].”

One of Larkin’s philosophies, according to the Telegraph, is: “violence is rarely the answer, but when it is, it’s the only answer.”  His website elaborates:

The truth is… your best self defense in a life-or-death confrontation is injuring the other guy. And it’s the one thing that makes us so different.

Because, when you…

  • Try to keep yourself from being stabbed – you’ll get stabbed.
  • Try to avoid being shot – and you’ll get shot.

It’s the dirty little secret every predator knows but no one in the self defense world talks about.

When facing violence on the street today, the only thing guaranteed to get you out alive is injuring your assailant.

Larkin was planning on teaching a number of seminars in the London-area, particularly in Tottenham, where the worst of the riots were located last summer.  He was also due to be the keynote speaker at the Martial Arts Show in Birmingham on the 12th and 13th of May.

“It’s a gross overreaction, especially with some of the people who are allowed to come in and out of the UK,” Larkin commented to the BBC.

“There are those rare, rare black swan occasions – like the riots – where law-abiding citizens are put in situations where they are facing grievous bodily harm and they hesitate because they are afraid of being prosecuted. That is a very real thing,” he explained.

Self Defense Expert Tim Larkin Banned by the UK Home Office Because of Fears of Violence, Vigilantism

Mounted police officers try to maintain order in Tottenham (Photo: AP)

Even British citizens are seemingly finding the exclusion order a little ridiculous, with the story being featured in the Daily Mail, the Telegraph, the Guardian, and the BBC.

But is there something more to the story?  Or has the Home Office decided that they overreacted?

At this point, it seems they’ve actually doubled-down.

Larkin’s presence is “not conducive to the public good” and could encourage vigilantism, a Home Office representative declared.  MP Cooper added: “I would [like] to thank the member of the public who alerted me to the threat that Mr. Larkin poses.”

Tim Larkin, on the other hand, believes he is being penalized for criticizing the Britain’s self-defense laws. 

“I am not advocating that the UK should be like the US.  What I am advocating is that the UK should go back to laws it had, prior to 1920,” he clarified.  Prior to 1920, there were far fewer gun-control laws in Britain.

This leaves many asking: is Larkin‘s story just the equivalent of Britain’s gun-control crowd going too far, or is there validity to the claim that self-defense training leads to increased violence?  And if America’s gun-control crowd succeeds in villainizing firearms– will basic self-defense be next?

 

*This article has been revised to show that Larkin is not a former Navy SEAL, despite widespread media reports saying that that he was.

Comments (190)

  • Maxim Crux
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:25am

    The Germans will appreciate you Brits totally making yourselves defenseless…so will your Defenseless Secretary Philip Hammond who is selling you out. Wake up England!

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    • johnpaulkuchtajr
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 2:23am

      Sadly, it’s far too late for our British allies to “wake up.”

      Having lost their weapons, Brits are pretty much fair game for whatever their lunatic government wants to do to them.

      Never, ever allow the feds to take your weapons.

      As Charlton Hesson said, “Pry my weapon from my cold fingers.”

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    • MatrixRedPill
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 5:40am

      American men with guns, please network under the radar. Eric holder is picking you off one family / group at a time ( AZ families and FL group) . They can always say you killed your family and then killed yourself. Write a letter specifing you are not suicidal / homocidle and give this letter to many friends, families, lawyer, ……..

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    • wdittgasn
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 7:03am

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pKasF6l3y0

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    • 000degrees
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 7:38am

      My friends, family, and neighbors will have to decide. Will they be responsible citizens or will they be subjects under somebody’s rule. I have already decided…..

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    • 000degrees
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 7:53am

      On a side note the brits are channeling the “magic kingdom” and offering seminars on how to wish the bad people away…..

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    • conservativejon
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 8:06am

      Soldiers of the left unite!! This man is teaching self-reliance and is promoting personal protection. We must silence him NOW!

      Seriously now, this quote scared the crap out of me.
      “Larkin’s presence is ‘not conducive to the public good.’”

      If it walks like a marxist, talks like a marxist, it must be european.

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    • Wolf
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 8:07am

      With ‘friends ’ like Britain, we don’t need any enemies.

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    • RIGHTHOOK
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 8:31am

      And we will be without trained SEALS here in USA before too long as Obama reduces military. As far as Larkin is concerned, he is welcome to my city here in states anytime and his class will be booked solid for as long as he wishes or until Obama shuts it down.

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    • black9897
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 9:19am

      Yeah, can’t let this guy in. But, we will allow Muslims who practice a violent religion in. Who are slowly breeding everyone out.

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    • Detroit paperboy
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 10:48am

      But extreme imams and Muslim slime from every third world dump…….they are more than welcome !!!
      Churchill is rolling in his grave, and by the way, don’t forget that the Britts turned their back on Churchill, shortly after WWll….in favor of socialism and pacifism…..

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    • ChiefGeorge
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 11:29am

      There is a lot to say about this!

      Its not Mr. Larkin, its what he represents and that is self empowerment which flys in the face of the all knowing and socalled just government model that says never ever take matters into your own hands. This is not designed to keep people from being victims, they could care less about the average man or woman on the street, no…its about dumbing you down and reducing you to a sniveling weakling and in that you never represent a real threat to their rule. Can you imagine hundreds of combat trained civilians who’s only goal is to take care of their own in the face of excalating violence around them? This is what they fear the most, a population eventually realizing the Bobbies have lost control and now its up to the people to defend their own lives and property.

      Look at how many crimes happen in this country against innocent, uninformed, ill trained, pacified minions who believe all they need to do in a situation is call 911 and then get a lawyer. When the 20 year old broke into the elderly home of WWII vet who was 90 and beat him to death and raped his 84 year old wife, he did it because he had no fear of repercussions, no fear because they presented an easy target, then look at the Korean vet the other day who defended his life against another young killer from just across the street who came for trouble with a tazer and screw driver (i think) and he was promptly shot by the home owner with no second thoughts.

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    • Obama_Sham
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 11:44am

      @RightHook

      My thoughts exactly… Mr. Larkin needs to stay in the states and teach his classes here… Many would love the opportunity to be trained in hand to hand combat by one of the best, a Navy Seal…

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    • Reason365
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:11pm

      We all need to learn this philosophy. If self defense is the answer ( which is rarely is) it becomes the only answer. If we cannot defend ourselves, we can kiss our butts goodbye.
      I urge everyone to find a way to defend yourselves and your families….
      ENOUGH !!!!!!!!

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    • the_united_states_of_britain
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:42pm

      we have close to no gun crimes in britain . in 2009 there were 0.07 recorded intentional homicides committed with a firearm per 100,000 inhabitants; for comparison, the figure for the United States was 3.0, about 40 times higher. FORTY TIMES!! and we’re the stupid ones???!?!?!

      in 2008 there were, wait for it… 42 deaths from guns in the uk! FORTY TWO. in the same year the number in the usa is estimated to be between 25,000-30,000!!!

      please don’t call us *******, because we don’t like guns. i have plenty of knives lying around my house. and i would have no problem using one.

      this story is stupid. i agree that this is a ridiculous case. but trust me in britain we are far from happy with whats going on right now. but britain has been here for 20000 years and it will be here for 20000 more. i bet less then 1% of you who think you know what its like in the uk have ever been here. trust me its worse in america right now. we’re moving away from socialism, you’re moving towards it.

      love you all

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    • Les Legato
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:17pm

      Forget the germans, the muslims in england love how the country is almost defenseless.

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    • the_united_states_of_britain
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:32pm

      no the muslims love the freedom we have.

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    • hidden_lion
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 2:07pm

      Nothing extreme about this guy’s training. He is right on the mark. I know lots of martial arts instructors in Britain that teach more extreme techniques and philosophies than this guy. The British government is a lost cause. Ours is not to far behind. Like fruit, ripe for the picking.

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    • black9897
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 2:26pm

      @BRIT

      The fact is , guns keep people safe. Gun free zones do not work. Why? Because criminals don’t give a d amn about the law, so they will carry anyways. Just because the US has higher incidents with homicides involving guns doesn’t mean gun “laws” work. Who are the people committing these crimes? the criminals…!! Good honest, law abiding people don’t use their guns to hurt others. So law or no law criminals will always get guns and use them to harm others. So the only thing gun laws do is keep the good people from protecting themselves.

      I agree with you 100% we are headed toward socialism, tyranny, etc. In fact, it’s been here for a while now.

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    • the_united_states_of_britain
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 3:13pm

      @BLACK9897

      as i said, in 2009 there were between 25000 and 30000 murders in the us using guns (compared to 42 in the uk). id bet the majority were innocent people. the right to bare arms didn’t help any of these people. guns make killing way too easy.

      in britain theres a minimum prison sentence of 5 years for possession of a gun. more often then not they get the maximum ten year sentence. thats without even using it. i feel safer knowing that. all we ever hear about are the constant school massacres in america, the police shootouts, the crazy gangs spraying kids with bullets in drive-bys. having guns didn’t protect the innocent children.

      if we lived in a civil world, id be well up for legalising guns, but we don’t, for every civil person using a gun for protection, there is some dangerous thug with a uzi. no thanks.

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    • black9897
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 6:19pm

      See, you’re very confused. Guns DO NOT make killing easy.

      That sentence is utterly stupid. You throw a non-violent person in jail for simply wanting to protect himself? That does not have a valid cause of action. That’s one of the reasons we left and came across the pond…tyranny like that. Sadly, America is headed down a path of tyranny.

      You’re not understanding. The peaceful people aren’t the ones using the guns! The criminals ALREADY have the guns. A piece of paper or a law (an opinion) does not in any way keep people safe. You just said it yourself. It makes you FEEL safe. People would rather feel safe than actually be safe. Government uses this to control people.

      I live in Virginia; it’s an open carry state meaning if you’re 21, not a convicted felon and display the gun with nothing covering it you can carry. I also have my concealed carry permit, so I conceal and open carry.

      If someone wanted to harm you, how would protect yourself? You‘re telling me people don’t h ave a God given right to protect themselves? One of the ways to protect yourself (the best way) is to carry. America’s founders (thank God for them) knew the fact that guns protect people and no one, no man or government has any right whatsoever to take them away.

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    • black9897
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 6:32pm

      Something else you have to understand is that with more freedom there will be slightly more crime. That’s just the nature of freedom, people will take advantage of that. But is it really worth becoming tyrannical to have slightly more safety? Yeah, I could have 1% crime in a dictator/tyrannical system controlling everyone all the time..but that’s not freedom, that’s a horrible life. I’d pick freedom any day.

      Someone once said,

      “Those who sacrifice freedom for safety will end up with neither.”

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    • stumpy68
      Posted on May 11, 2012 at 12:01am

      If attacked your first and only job is to
      stop the attacker if you stop to worry about hurting your attacker you
      have already lost.

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  • Shiroi Raion
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:03am

    Are they serious? What did they think he was going to teach them? Singing lessons? Offer a terrorist a Coke and a smile? Terrorist etiquette? How to ask a terrorist to stop the homicidal insanity… politely?
    I’m sure Osama would have been pleased with this decision, but Seal Team Six had the only appropriate response.
    I stopped a bar fight once by putting the aggressor in an armlock. I even protected the aggressor from retaliation while I had him immobilized (It‘s not an easy task trying to hold a big guy who’s trying to get loose and protect him from the victim simultaneously)… peaceful methods generally won’t work with homicidal maniacs.

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    • christopher.duncan2388
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 4:35am

      Well said, can’t believe this kind of mentality…

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    • RepubliCorp
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 5:38am

      What would James Bond think?

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    • lordjosh
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 6:12am

      “What did they think he was going to teach them? Singing lessons?”

      Well, have you ever attended an American MA school? Either your training for a sport which is not self defence or you’ve joined a gymnastics daycare. Real self defence is hard to find here.

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    • Wolf
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 8:13am

      “…“He teaches extreme and violent self-defense that is unwelcome [in Britain].”…”
      She believes in the Tooth Fairy and vampires and zombies, too, and thinks that pictures of poisonous snakes will bite her… what poosies those brits are.

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  • FromSeaToSea
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:48am

    The citizens of the UK need to protest with 10′s of thousand purchasing guns and arming all in the same day or two. Not sure how to accomplish this but just do it.

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    • milez5
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 2:25am

      Well the sad truth is that because the UK citizens will not in any way protest this kind of thing that by the end of this century there very likely will be no UK. It will be the Islamic Republic of whateveristan. Too bad really.

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    • GeoInSD
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 9:45am

      I thought I heard that private ownership of firearms is illegal in the UK, unless you mean buy guns illegally. The first winner of History Channel’s Top Shot, who is from the UK, said one reason he left was the mentality of UK leadership that led to the banning of firearms. (Forgive me if I don’t have that 100% correct.)

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    • the_united_states_of_britain
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:00pm

      most british hate the influx of illegal immigrants, ask any brit and the main issue is immigration. don’t worry about us, we’ll be fine. we always are. thats why we’ve survived for 10000 years on this little island.

      islam will never win in europe. i’d be more worried about were america is headed if i were you.

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    • Mil-Dot
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:42pm

      Hey US of Brit
      Please quit talking crap like you are worried about us. When was the last time you were over here? We are armed to the teeth and can take care of ourselves just fine. We kicked your asses out of our country long ago and we will take care of business again regarding any group we see fit on our own timeline. If it was not for us in WW2 you would have been taken over by the Kr@u ts. So STFU.

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    • the_united_states_of_britain
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:58pm

      @mildot

      sorry but we beat the germans back on our own, BATTLE OF BRITAIN. have you heard of it? the germans sent there entire air force over to the uk, and we crushed the bastards… “Never was so much owed by so many to so few” winston churchill… this refers to the few thousand members of the royal air force, beating back the full might of the german luftwaffe. all this whilst americans were sitting on the arse.

      and i do actually care about america, most british people appreciate american, and what america has done for the world, but the appreciation only goes one way. ive actually been to america twice. disney world rocks. how many time you been over here?

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    • Wolf
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 5:52pm

      @ TUSOB… ya, sure: you beat the germans back- and then what happened?
      As for being in Britain… once, and that was enough. More than enough. ANd I’ve never been to disneyland, so big deal, huh?

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  • BootsAreWalkin
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:47am

    Truly ironic and embarrassing for the Brits to have snooty, peabrained MPs dictating things like this, considering:

    1) Seals like Mr. Larkin spend their careers not just protecting America, but hunting down terrorists that want to destroy Britain too (remember 7/7??);
    2) Americans have sacrificed untold amounts of time, treasure, blood and trauma to save Europe, particularly Britain, in the course of two World Wars we did not even start;
    3) The primacy of ‘violent self defense’ as practiced by Winston Churchill and the Royal Air Force in 1940 were the ONLY thing that saved Britain from the Nazi hordes in 1940.

    MP Cooper would benefit materially from deftly (and with a slight twisting motion) removing her head from her spacious arse and actually reading the history of her country.

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    • Cador Pendry
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 6:34am

      Well said, we are an embarrasment and a joke and we probably got the government we deserve.

      God Bless America!

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    • Popp40
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 8:50am

      Honestly, they are doing all they can worldwide to take our ability to protect ourself away. The one world government wants to make sure we depend on them for everything……it seems as though the criminals are ruling everything because criminals know if you don’t have a means of protecting yourself you are the perfect target.

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  • Mikev5
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:47am

    I agree with this guy 100% that’s my thinking with stray or loose dogs if that doge is coming at me with the intent to do me harm and as far as I’m concerned that’s a stray or loose dogs intent my first line of defense is I’m going to disable it ASAP with a hard kick to its guts and then I’m going to crush it’s neck and ability to breath THREAT GONE.

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  • In That Day
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:46am

    Try Russian Martial Art, Systema. See http://www.russianmartialart.com

    Larkin’s spirit is a little off.. so actually the fighting is a little off..

    Systema encourages strength, courage and humility.

    Systema employs the least amount of violence to the opponent necessary to overcome.

    Systema is rooted in Russian Christian Orthodoxy.

    It’s for the mature warrior spirit, or one who has a warrior spirit but needs maturity.

    Systema is excellent spirit/body/soul work for Special Force or Military service, which can sometimes damage the psyches of men and women. Systema helps prepare the person going into combat, throughout the combat experience and afterward.

    The four principles of Systema are a) breathing, b) relaxation, c) posture and d) movement.

    So far, England has allowed Systema instruction. The people of the U.K. are a tough people. And they are a thinking people.

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    • Wolf
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 8:22am

      You’ve gotta be kidding- “…Systema employs the least amount of violence to the opponent necessary to overcome…” and it’s taught to Spetnaz troops?
      Dream on,fella- there isn’t a spec-ops operator in the whole wolrd who‘s interested in doing ’the least violence to an opponent’. A fool’s errand. Either you‘ve swallowed some McQuack strip mall dojo advertising or you’ve no idea what martial arts are about.

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    • In That Day
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:36pm

      Part of Special Force operations include capturing suspect who must not be harmed, so that interrogation can happen. This practice has kept us in America safe since 2001, Wolf.

      Senior Systema Instructors at http://www.progressivecombat.com/staff.html include Ken J. Good, Former Navy SEAL, Sonny Puzikas, former Soviedt Spetnaz, Martin Wheeler.

      Sonny Puzikas and Max Franz, former Soviet Military Special Forces, beat former Army Special Forces in an episode World’s Deadliset Warriors Episode. Max & Sonny are Sr. Systema Instructors.

      http://www.spike.com/video-clips/erprdo/deadliest-warrior-the-aftermath-green-beret-vs-spetsnaz

      So Wolf, the first thing a combatant learns from a good martial art source, like Systema, is don’t overestimate your own abilities against some other folks abilities of which you might know little.

      But I could be wrong, and you could be right.

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  • Pigpen
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:41am

    Hey, that is FUNNY !!!

    “The Independent” reports that Tim Larkin was “excluded from Britain because his presence was not conducive to the public good.“ The reasoning was that since ”his approach to self-defence, …teaches victims to attack and injure to fend off assault” it would not be appreciated in Tottenham where the UK riots were at their worst. Hey, Cr@ckers, do you remember the UK riots? That was when all of the d@rkies in the UK robbed the tolerant and raped the open-minded Cr@ckers like you.

    Here is the punchline: Another self-defense art which is CURRENTLY taught regularly in the UK already does teach the victim to fend off an assault by inflicting injury. In fact, this particular martial art is SO AGGRESSIVE that it does not even have a sporting element i.e. no friendly tournaments and therefore NO NON-AGGRESSIVE TECHNIQUES. This UK-approved art exists only to injure or even kill. This art is taught ACROSS THE UK and according to its website “classes run every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 7.30 at Fitness First Tottenham Court Road”. Tottenham?

    The punchline? The UK-approved martial art is called Krav Maga which is an Israeli Military and Special Forces set of combatives invented by a Jewish man named Imi Lichtenfeld. So let‘s cut the crap and have the UK lefties tell us what is the REAL REASON they won’t let the aryan looking Tim Larkin into their commie-country?

    Wake up to the reality of ZOG, Cr@ckers, before it is too late.

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  • TH30PH1LUS
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:32am

    IF YOU ARE BRITISH and are being attacked:

    1. call for help.
    2. don’t reach for a gun, you don’t own one – they’ve been banned. You’re British, remember?
    3. lie still
    4. allow the assailant to do his thing while you wait for police to arrive.
    5. tell the police everything that happened, but don’t mention race, foreign languages, or any references to Allah used during the attack. You may need to write these facts down, since it’s possible your throat has been slit for the good of Islam.
    6. don’t even think of putting broken glass or barbed wire on your property – even if you live in a bad neighborhood. Chances are the evil-doers may sue you for cutting themselves before they tied you up and raped and killed your family.

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  • FromSeaToSea
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:28am

    Guns For Protection From Without & Within:

    “Americans need never fear THEIR government because of the ADVANTAGEOF BEING ARMED, which the Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation.” James Madison

    “It is the DUTY of the Patriot to protect his country from ITS government.” Thomas Payne

    “THE STRONGEST REASON for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, TO PROTECT AGAINST TYRANNY in government” . Thomas Jefferson:

    A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, WHICH WOULD INCLUDE THEIR OWN GOVERNMENT.” George Washington “

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    • Doctor Nordo
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:03am

      Not to nitpick, but the Washington quote is misquoted and the Jefferson quote isn’t even proven to have been spoken by Jefferson. The other two quotes I believe are accurate though.

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  • BurntHills
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:27am

    maybe we should remember this when England starts crying for help as the muslims start slicing off heads over there.

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    • CatB
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:45am

      I agree … my first thought was defending yourself from muslims .. I guess we know which side the government is on and it is not the innocent people who will be harmed or killed … no guns soooo .. might I suggest that you import some American wooden baseball bats . .. or is that too violent also. Do they sell 2×4′s or the eqivilant .. I would be arming myself with something!

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    • the_united_states_of_britain
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:30pm

      are we allies or are we not? did britain and britain alone support you in iraq? was the british army the second in terms of numbers in afghanistan?

      its not the fault of britain that you never stick up for us, even though we are at your side no matter what!! where were you when argentina invaded a british falkland islands in the 1980′s? you were nowhere. we know what america is? its a country of takers, who will never be by our side when we need you! us british people aren’t stupid, we know what america is. the most narcissistic country on earth. we don’t need your help, and even if we did, you wouldn’t help us.

      i hate how little of an opinion some of you have about britain. you have more in common with us then you do with 99% of the world, yet you seem to love to put us down.

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    • Mil-Dot
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:52pm

      Hey U Sob
      We know you guys are our allies and we do not take pleasure in slapping you guys around. But, we saw what your govt did to you guys and you let them take everything from you and you did not say a fricking thing or do anything about it. Now they have you by the balls (bollox?) and are pumping in 3rd world heathens like water, you got cameras looking up your ass when you take a sheeet and you continue to take your govts crap like it is free candy. You are drinking like fish and your women put on so much make up they look like prostitutes. You know, the London Look. Geez. Those are just a few of the reasons why we “tease” you guys. We want you to get pissed about your situation.

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    • the_united_states_of_britain
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 2:43pm

      our women look like tramps because they are free to look like tramps.

      if i wasnt free would i be able to come onto the blaze and say… nigg@ please! i hate muslims. i hate pakis. chinese people smell like crap. i hate anyone who isnt white with blue eyes. i wana punch every politician in their v@ginas.

      i dont actually man any of that, but i know i can say it. and i have no worries about the consequences.

      you are right about one thing, britiain is a few years ahead of you in terms government involvement in your life. but weve got to the point were the majority of the population dont want this anymore. and the politicians are starting to take notice.

      america will go through exactly what we’re going through right now, even if its in 5/10 years. and you will be asking us brits how we got through it. i actually feel like in america, things will be 10x worse.

      love you guys

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  • BurntHills
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:26am

    Britain certainly wanted to see American soldiers showing up to help them out in WWII. how quickly they forget we were their #1 Ally. obama certainly has spread his anti-American communism well.

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    • CatB
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:52am

      … 70 years and they seem to have forgotten what evil looks like ..

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    • the_united_states_of_britain
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:12pm

      20 years and you seem to have forgotten who the enemy is…

      communism = socialism = obama = america

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  • usmc1063
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:25am

    Add your comments

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  • MEANS2RESIST
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:25am

    Yea, try to defend yourself, kill an intruder and they’ll be prosecuting you. The Brit government is the ones wanting to dictate the force. Only they can defend the citizens….pathetic isn’t it?

    obama would love to get that type control here.

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    • the_united_states_of_britain
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:17pm

      you’re entirely wrong, i would kill an intruder, and i promise you, nothing would come of it. why do you think self preservation is just an american thing?

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  • paperpushermj
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:24am

    Or you could have a top of the line guard golden retriever schooled in 56 different technics in ankle nipping as your personal protector.

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  • blackyb
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:24am

    The Brits seem like they are giving up to the *******. They are like a bunch of **** roaches over there. Into everything. It is time to stop this.

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  • blaaaaackwoman
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:23am

    Why the British are quite capable of defending themselves very well simply by spitting some of their rotten teeth out at an assailant. The smell of those foul teeth would render the attacker instantly unconscious and the dental decay, should it land on bare skin, would instantly kill the assailant.

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    • MDDAWG
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:05am

      Blaaaaa…
      Funniest comment I’ve seen lately. I’ve been to London a couple of times and you are exactly right!

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    • the_united_states_of_britain
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:46pm

      wow, are you 5?

      ive been to london more then a few times, i live 30 mins away… most people there aren’t actually british, so you point is null and void.

      if a false stereotype is all you got, then i don’t mind what you think or say.

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  • Maxim Crux
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:19am

    Hey Brits….you should just lay down and die when someone is trying to kill you. By the way, if you are paying attention, there was an article of one of you politicians insisting that your good pals…the Germans…arm themselves. My…how you people are so quick to forget. You Brits should adopt French as your native language as you certainly entertain them with your Road To Serfdom.

    http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/05/02/uk-britain-germany-defence-idUKBRE84111Z20120502

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    • blackyb
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:23am

      Some of them must. We keep having to save their azz in wars.

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  • Conservative_T-Rex
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:18am

    I wonder if Chuck Norris is allowed over there?!?!

    game/quiz for you fox news watchers: http://www.sporcle.com/games/Bohnfather/fox-news-personalities/results

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  • Skrewedretiree
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:16am

    Now you see how we kicked their butts in the American Revolution and again in the War of 1812, and why they needed us to bail them out during WW1, WW2 and the Cold War.

    I guess these Britannic Morons never will be worth spit.

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    • paperpushermj
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:26am

      your right the ones with Ba**s stayed

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    • the_united_states_of_britain
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:09pm

      what are you talking about?

      the british beat the germans back on our own in ww2, have you ever heard of the battle of britain? without britain america would have had nowhere to launch their attack from, learn your history.

      and from what i know, america raped our economy during ww2, even though we were you allies. even though we were the only country fighting off the rise of fascism in europe. you raped us, and you’re proud of it. as well as that, america were funding the nazis. so cut the crap. you needed us as much as we need you. the difference is, we never made you pay to be our ally. bunch of ignorant twats.

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  • usmc1063
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:15am

    In a fight for your life there should be only one winner and it ain’t the other guy. If at all possible a fight should never last more than a few seconds. Conventional Karate doesn’t teach this. Combat Karate or Jujutsu does. You take the fight to the attacker and take them out of the equasion. What he is teaching is survivail.

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  • RLTW
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:15am

    Obama was allowed into GB and he personally Killed UBL.

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    • willban1
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 1:54pm

      Just ask him. He also cured polio, cancer, and brainworm.

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  • IndyGuy
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:13am

    U.K.=*******

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  • lukerw
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:10am

    Self Defense is UnNatural… but Socialism & Homosexuality are Natural… in Merry Ole England!

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    • Walkabout
      Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:20pm

      Insects & vertebrates (fish, reptiles & animals) defend their turf. The genetic coding for self defense is innate. It can’t be bred out. Well maybe the Dodos were pretty passive, but I bet they ran, just not fast enough. Do liberals want to breed a class of serfs, Epsilons, a la Brave New World?

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  • Smokey_Bojangles
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:10am

    Yet Sharia law is welcomed with open arms.

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  • Meyvn
    Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:05am

    Candy@ss3s!

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