Mass. Republicans Buy Elizabeth Warren a Remarkably Appropriate Birthday Present
- Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:25pm by
Becket Adams
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In honor of Massachusetts senatorial candidate Elizabeth Warren’s 63rd birthday, the state’s Republican Party announced Friday that it is giving her a complimentary Ancestry.com account.
C’mon, it doesn’t matter what your political affiliation is, that’s funny.
“Since Professor Warren has failed to come up with any evidence supporting her claims to Native American ancestry, we thought this Ancestry.com account would make the perfect birthday gift,” said Massachusetts Republican Party executive director Nate Little, according to ABC News.
You all get the joke, right? We’re sure most Blaze readers do, but for those who don’t, here’s the quick version of the tale of “fauxcahontas” [via ABC]:
Warren has come under fire in recent months for identifying herself as Native American in law school directories based on a bloodline that she said goes far back, though there has not yet been primary documentation to back up her claim.
Oddly enough, people don’t accept “family lore” or recipes of highly dubious origin as proof of heritage. Whuda’ thunk?
The Warren campaign hasn’t responded for comment. We assume they’re not amused.
Final thought: Now we understand that this story isn’t, strictly speaking, “newsy.” But it’s funny. And with all issues facing the U.S. and the eurozone these days, a good laugh is nice every now and then. Indeed, as we once heard in a great movie, “a laugh is nothing to be sneezed at.”
(H/T: WZ)
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Comments (140)
tj1961
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:12pmIronic… she claims to b a Native American by the same”One drop of _____ blood” that was used in Jim Crow laws for blacks.
Report Post »jhaydeng
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 8:50pmDon’t be dumb!
Report Post »silentwatcher
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 10:10pmwhat a wench. her great, great, great grandfather probably cut his finger and swapped blood with a native american and that makes her a native. I’m guessing she just wants the attention. that make the wench an attention getting wh*re. she’s a dumb*ss anyway.
Report Post »000degrees
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 7:24amCaptain….I feel lucky to be able to enjoy your charm (ing) post…..actually I laughed milk through my nose……
Report Post »inthealpine
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 7:39amShe looks white to me. Is is racist to call someone white only based on the fact that they are…well white?
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 8:43amGive her a… Truth Stick!
Report Post »RJJinGadsden
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:11pmSaw this on Brett Baier’s news show a short time ago. I couldn’t but laugh out loud. Glad it is here now too.
Report Post »1947
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 8:15pmIs she a lier…. or a JOKE of her TIME
Report Post »TyrannyNoMore
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 10:15pmHer new name is…. Lieawatha !
Report Post »Pontiac
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 11:24pmIt’s spelled “liar”…
Report Post »burnteye86
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 8:47amThanks professor.
Report Post »Bum thrower
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 12:45pmGREAT!!!! Lieawatha! 99.44% “Slap-a-ho”…..Read about the second battle of Adobe Wells; at lease she’s not IS-a Te!! You’ll love what that means in comanche.
Report Post »Laus Deo
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 5:15pm*Adobe Walls and Isa-tai.
Report Post »Verceofreason
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 5:58pm@1947
Report Post »Learn to spell
bravjim
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:05pmAnd here I thought it would be a tomahawk or a feather band. I think she gets a feather for every lie she tells; I’m not sure there are enough feathers out there.
Report Post »Wildblue3
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:28pmIf so, She’d have a full warbonnet full of feathers.
Report Post »gsplgtr
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 9:07amwell the eagle population would be endangered again to fill that head dress!
Report Post »G-WHIZ
Posted on June 24, 2012 at 12:08pmOOh the poor Eagles…would be RRREEEEEAAAAALLLLLYYY BAULD!!
Report Post »scuba13
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:04pmSo if Obama had a 1/32 Indian daughter, she wouldn’t look like Elizabeth Warren?
Report Post »Displacedsoutherner
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 7:24amInteresting that BHO is half white but acknowledges, for practical and political purposes, no white heritage while Warren is claiming Cherokee status with 1/32 (at best) bloodline.
The wonders of Affirmative Action never cease; if there‘s money to be made off the system the Libs will go after it and get away with it as long as they’re running things.
Report Post »acovenantinblood
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 11:52amNo, but if she had a son he’d look like George Zimmerman!
Report Post »MontaraMissileMan
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:01pmI hurt my sides laughing so hard, that may require me to donate $5 to the RNC of my state…
Report Post »progressiveslayer
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:01pmForget about her delusions that she’s an Indian,a DNA test for species is a must.
Report Post »rickc34
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:49pmShe reminds me of a coyote. So she is in the dog family.
Report Post »Silver Lining
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 7:31amDon’t insult coyotes…
Report Post »Flyingfish
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 7:47amDon’t insult dogs either.
Report Post »Stratosaurus
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 11:34amLet’s see…..
Taxachusetts libturd? Lawyer? Professional politician?
I think we could safely assume that Ms. Warren is probably a direct descendant of that mold on the three-month old cheese in the back of her refrigerator.
Report Post »needmoinfo
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 12:02pmSome indian tribe dna cannot be distingquished from the dna of eastern european immigrants. Doing a dna test won’t help in many cases.
Report Post »sophillyjimmy
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 11:38pmRick are you saying that in Obama’s eyes she is good enough to eat?
Report Post »Tri-ox
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:01pmDon’t miss the PHOTO that accompanies this story over at Gateway Pundit – LOL!!!!!!
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/06/hah-gop-sends-phony-indian-elizabeth-warren-a-free-ancestry-com-account-for-her-birthday/
(HILARIOUS)
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:05pmOMG, my sides are KILLING ME!!!! That’s some funny stuff right there!!!!
Report Post »RJJinGadsden
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:13pmThat was hilarious. I laughed so hard that it scared the cat that just came inside.
Report Post »JACKTHETOAD
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:46pmI’m partial to sequined cowboy hats myself.
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 8:24pmLove the $ sign on her left arm…
Report Post »snufy
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:00pmThat IS quite funny! Now we need something to send to her about her breast-feeding statement.
Report Post »Why are liberals so darn stupid….They think they’re smarter than us regular tax slaves, when in fact all their efforts at intelligence makes them look stupid.
chips1
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:56pmShe must have a closet full of scalps!
Report Post »progressiveslayer
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:02pmThey’re toupees from her ex lovers.
Report Post »EBL
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:55pmYou show you care when you send a present the person really could use…
Report Post »scout n ambush
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:54pmI was almost positive it would be a peace pipe you know so chum bobama would come out and campaign for paleface squaw
Report Post »Rayblue
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:53pmWhy aren’t the dems circling the wagons around her ?
Report Post »And if they are, isn’t that a little self defeating ?
JACKTHETOAD
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:57pmAt rate they’re eating one another, the Dems themselves will lash her to the post and start the ffire at her feet.
Report Post »Stratosaurus
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 1:18pmThe demoncraps need to circle the buses. On top of her.
Report Post »BANNER79
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:52pm“Final thought”: Blaze, you used to have many more, it seems, of these funy stories. Funny is good.
Report Post »philabeckfan
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:51pmThanks for the laugh…once again, THE BLAZE tells us what others won’t!!!
Report Post »EPROM
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:49pm…I thought it would be a big ol’ bottle of “fire water”?
Report Post »cranberry
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:47pmThis is Classic! Why doesn’t someone else find out FOR her? “cause you know she isn’t going to even visit the website. I would really like to know if she is part Native American or not. We know she’s kinda nuts, but if we knew, that would be a good thing.
Report Post »guntotinsquaw
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 8:03pmThe Tsalagi (Cherokee) already did..and she is not one drop.
Report Post »COFemale
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 11:34amIn fact her ancestors participated in the ‘Trail of Tears”, so that is her only connection to the Cherokee Indians, as I understand the story.
Democrats pass crappy laws under the guise to help other people, but in actuallity it is so they can exploit the law for their own gain. On my next job application, I am going to claim I am a White Hispanic.
Report Post »Stratosaurus
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 11:37amFrom your comment: “We know she’s kinda nuts, but if we knew, that would be a good thing.”
Three things confirm her mental illness. She’s a professional politician. She’s a lawyer. She’s a Taxachusetts libturd.
‘Nuff said.
Report Post »Bill Wallace
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:46pmI think someone should have given her a forked tongue for her birthday.
Report Post »EP46
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 7:19amBut then she could not meet with obama ..they would have to confiscate her tongue !
Report Post »barber2
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:46pmI though it would be a tomahawk , but this is MUCH better . Perfect ! And tasteful. And will help the economy !
Report Post »NHwinter
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:44pmAnd an appropriate gift for Obama would be a credit card cut in two, or plane tickets to a Socialist/Communist country (one way only).
Report Post »mlimberg
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:44pmCan this women even spell the word Indian? Not the sharpest tool in the tool box….
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:42pmI have been send Obama mayflower moving Quotes
Report Post »valarie
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:41pmLove it! Hope they bought her a toy headband with feather and a little T.P. wigwam. These items would be just as legit as she is.
Report Post »JACKTHETOAD
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:38pmI figured it would be a bottle of mouthwash.
Report Post »mtcountrygrl
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:37pmShe’s a punch line!
Report Post »bornagaincowgirl
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:37pmThat is funny.
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