Medieval Cookie, Cinnabon, & Kwanzaa CDs: Viral Video Spoof Dubs Over Rick Perry Speech
- Posted on September 29, 2011 at 5:37pm by
Tiffany Gabbay
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The viral media ensemble “Bad Lip Reading” has recently created a video montage of poorly dubbed Rick Perry speeches in an homage to the GOP presidential candidate.
The video, that has now gone viral, features Perry spouting off some rather incoherent gibberish about Kwanzaa CDs, Cinnabon, “virgin heifers,“ goats and ”hot, yellow Koolaid.”
Yes, those are actually some of the lines attributed to the Texas Governor in a spoof that definitely defies the comprehension of a sober mind.
Below is a full transcript and the video that will surely delight the blogosphere for weeks to come:
“Ice-cream. That is cheap. Fact. And then I suspended Marcia off this bridge and took a virgin heifer night riding for a while.
We never got a dead spirit. We hated it though-it’s disgusting.
Some one had a found a lung fish decorate their home for a married fools function.
Tuna Eggs Doritos Cheesecake Tamale. See ya.
Wipe that smile off. I’m gonna tell you something. Now sit. down
What’s good is to get these goats for our computer industry
Yeah yeah ..now what i want you to do is build me a small dog house
I’m bored by famine.
I cannot wait for a medieval cookie, a Cinnabon, hot yellow Koolaid. And save a pretzel for the gas jets. Thank you. I wrote that
Some do the Olympics and some defy the titans
We had this girl who was too ugly to ride and we were bitter.
This princess in a moustache, one size fits all, everybody hook up
Babe. You can borrow my CDs, not one every day
You could try my Kwanzaa CDs
They’re not yours-you don’t have to take any of them”
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AR15Rick
Posted on October 1, 2011 at 8:33ami needed a good laugh this morning .
Report Post »AlexanderR88
Posted on September 30, 2011 at 12:01pmone of the funniest videos I have ever seen yesterday…
Report Post »V-MAN MACE
Posted on September 30, 2011 at 9:47amI have to admit…I laughed at “this princess in a mustache” and “Save a pretzel for the gas jets”…
Report Post »rdk
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 10:07pmIt is goofy but not funny. Now Glenn Beck, thats funny.
Report Post »Armed Patriot
Posted on September 30, 2011 at 8:47amIt was funny.
Report Post »NeoKong
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 9:18pmThat never gets old.
Report Post »Texas Tornado
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 8:24pmFunny stuff. I liked the Obama one better.
Report Post »BenInNY
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 8:15pmThere used to be a reverse of this where‘d they’d take real audio and draw cartoons for it and it was hilarious. Want to say it was part of Adult Swim in the 90′s – “Fun With Real Audio” maybe
Report Post »——-
Found a clip, looks like it was used by a couple shows http://www.hulu.com/watch/280368/saturday-night-live-tv-funhouse-fun-with-real-audio
TH30PH1LUS
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 7:43pmI lol’d
Report Post »Chuck Stein
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 7:54pmDitto
Report Post »walkyrie
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 7:56pmthis is silly but verrry funny – I’m a Perry supporter and I sent it to everyone – I like to laugh.
Back to more important things: Perry is RIGHT on immigration. Read and listen to today’s interview on CNBC:
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/09/29/perry-its-the-federal-governments-fault-i-had-to-implement-in-state-tuition/
Report Post »Servant Of YHVH
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 8:04pmI agree, I think it’s funny but my question is: Isn’t this racist like the post of obama wearing his dirty diaper out in public?
Report Post »Salamander
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 7:19pmOMG, Who divulged this national secret–the CIA’s international television lip-sync reader? It was first used on Saddam Hussein to detect the Weapons of Mass Destruction neede to justify Iraq One! It was used, again, as inadvertently divulged by Tom Daschle describing the video shot of Osama bin Laden talking to his mother from a cave in Tora Bora! Shhhh! Keep this one quiet! It gives us a ‘leg up’ on the rest of the World’s intelligence services–just imagine, the ability to decode a verbal stream just from watching a traffic or street security cam! Shades of ‘1984’! Better not let “The Eye” see you say something, or you might be packing for a long stay at the nearest Federal Penal Institution!
Report Post »Blazer123
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 7:01pmgood stuff, Black Eyed peas was way better than the original imo :)
Report Post »atlantaguy111
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:57pmNot that funny… Bad choice Blaze
Report Post »mad_hatter
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:39pmAnd if he can’t take care of himself, then watch out for his wife… she has his back.
Here is her watching his back: http://www.thedailycandidate.com/video/2011/sep/anita_perry_skills.html
Report Post »mad_hatter
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:38pmDon’t worry, Rick Perry can take care of himself… Do you know what his form of GOLF is???
Going to the shooting range, watch him shoot an Sniper Rifle: http://www.thedailycandidate.com/video/2011/sep/perry_shooting_golf.html
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:30pmDifferent.
Report Post »clockwatcher
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:24pmThis is not a joke, this is Perry at a real event and his real speech. : )
Report Post »Salamander
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 7:20pmYes, while on a short dose of Medical Marijuana! Hit me up!
Report Post »One Man Progressive Wrecking Crew
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:20pmthis one they did wasn’t bad http://www.youtube.com/user/BadLipReading
Report Post »trolltrainer
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:31pmLet’s creep in the frozen aisle
and think one thought
trick the bridesmaid
to get her to take it off
she’ll take the mushroom out
unzip the windflap and love
and you can’t go wrong
The more I listen to it the more I dig it…
Report Post »Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:14pmThese are funny. Brilliant idea.
Report Post »AlienEarthling
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:05pmHa that was very good. His facial expressions make it work so much better
Report Post »SpankDaMonkey
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 5:54pm.
Report Post »I’ll have you know because of RP there is not a virgin heifer in Texas………..
YepImaConservative
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:37pm“RP”? Ron Paul may be a Texas Brush Popper, but I doubt he’s a “virgin heifer” kind of guy. I‘m thinking he’s more into old goats. But whatever flips his switch, eh? It’s all about the freedom of choice. Lol.
Report Post »ThankBabyJesus
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 5:52pmlol that’s great. Love the videos ^_^
Report Post »Pappypatriot
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:05pmLol! the subtle message here I believe is stick a fork in this Texas Turkey he’s done!
Report Post »trolltrainer
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 5:51pmThat was freakin’ great! I was dubious reading the transcript but the video is hilarious. Totally awesome.
Report Post »fred1369
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 5:50pmaw, c’mon. If that were Obama you’d think it was hilarious.
Report Post »trolltrainer
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 5:58pmThere is an Obama clip! Play the video to the end and it will let you choose some more.
Obama is not as funny though…
Report Post »flevan
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:28pmThere’s one of Obama too. It’s a musical number.
Report Post »trolltrainer
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:33pmThe Obama one is growing on me. It is very well done.
Report Post »Hungry_i
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:33pm@TROLLTRAINER
I think the problem with the Obama clip is the voice. I lold @ “blue-eyed hobbit”, though.
Report Post »trolltrainer
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 6:36pm“Don‘t matter if you’re drunk or flipped out
the broccoli you and me gathered was good…”
lol
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