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Meet ‘Bini Laden’ — The 3-Foot-Tall Alleged Terrorist
- Posted on March 2, 2011 at 6:51pm by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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It’s the latest video sweeping the internet. It reportedly shows a tiny terrorist roaming the streets of Afghanistan and has even garnered the title of Osama bin Laden’s “mini-me.” The Sun explains:
The miniature mujahideen is seen walking on a dusty street, thought to be in Afghanistan, with a deadly AK-47 assault rifle slung over his shoulder. [...] When the terrorist slips off the 9lb, 34in-long weapon to rest it on the ground, its muzzle is level with his head.
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Comments (188)
flyoverbob
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:38pmHope theres more,you could put two in a box
Report Post »I SPY
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:36pmHe’s the perfect size to launch through a canon.
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:57pmOr to finish the stomping job — he does look like a soda can that got half mashed.
Report Post »NO NO
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:36pm(sing it with me everybody!!) We represent…….The Allah Pop guild…….The Allah Pop Guild….The Allah Pop Guild………….and in the name of…………….The Allah Pop GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLD!!!………..we’d love to welcome you to……..MUSLIM LAND!!!!
Report Post »chickenfried
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:34pmI think my spleen just ruptured…
Report Post »voodoolife
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 10:02pmLOL! Nice one!
Report Post »WinstonSmith1984
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:35pmdo not let his stature disarm your caution…..he may be very willing to kill the infidel, no matter how tall.
Report Post »crackerone
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:40pmYa, they train their kids don’t they?
Report Post »ProudInfidel
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:34pmIt could be a problem if he commits adultery.
Report Post »PavZilla
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 1:05pmMy oh my, that’s just wrong. (please pardon the delayed response but I was laughing a wee bit too much – thanks for the sick grins)
Report Post »martyw
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:28pmdoes that mean his 72 virgins gotta be vertically challenged as well?????
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:41pmIf he does anything with them, they’re going to be challenged!
Wonder if he uses one or two cement blocks when not showering alone? Step stool?
Report Post »newspapertaxis
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 11:02pmBet the goats are scared!!
Report Post »texasfarmer
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:20pmMaybe he could get a job with Jeff Dunham.
Report Post »TexasCommonSense
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:27pmLOL! “I kill you!”
Report Post »obama_binpharteen
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:27pmlalallalalalalalala “BOOM” Silence, I keel you..
Report Post »newspapertaxis
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:19pmWhat? No midget tossing in Afghanistan?? Maybe he can be the Vertically Challenged Czar for Obama!
Report Post »newspapertaxis
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:22pmOh shoot!!You don‘t think he’ll read this do you?? He’s probably got a real short fuse.
Report Post »newspapertaxis
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:24pmHey if he blows himself up, does he get the standard number of virgins, or a double number of smaller ones?
Report Post »GRedmonds
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:19pmFor some reason Islamic Terrorists are a little less scary.
Report Post »bkeely
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:19pmHe sounds bigger on tape…
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martyw
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:17pmaww …… now aint he just a cuttie……. al ill man with a big agenda….
Report Post »parmajohn
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:12pmHe wants to Kill us Too…Size doesn’t matter with these Ja-mochs
Report Post »TeaPartyCountry
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:09pmIt is true! I heard the Ewoks just flew in from Endor I just can’t believe it.
Report Post »JEDI_GADSDEN
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:09pmI kinda feel sympathy for the Little-Man Mini-Ladin… NAAAAAAA!!!! I hope its him AND he lost his naughty bits!!!
Report Post »STUBBYK
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:50pmI kind of feel for him too. By the way he walks I think his scrotum is 3 inchs longer than his legs. Must be very uncomfortable for him to be walking those rocky mountain paths or thru the hot desert sands.
Report Post »TrueGrit
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 9:41amDon’t feel bad for halfhim
he pays have price at the oasis.
Wolverine
Report Post »VApatriot2
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:06pmWhy have we seen so little of him til now? Ohhh, nevermind!
Report Post »don4logo
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:05pmMen of his stature are in short supply.
Report Post »KEA
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:04pmI bet the recoil of that AK sets him on is ass!
Report Post »TheBlazeReader
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:22pmHe is the shoe polisher!
Report Post »Sergei
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:02pmI bet he’d give his right leg….. nevermind.
Report Post »GardenoftheGods
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:02pmIt’s the size of his gun that matters to me….he’s just another armed bastard who is looking forward to killing Americans. Sorry, I don’t find this the least bit funny.
Report Post »Margaret Thatcher
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:15pmAgreed!
Report Post »mtnclimberjim
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:02pmI bet he always takes the short way home. Hope he gets a bomb with a short fuse. I hope he dies shortly.
Report Post »Sergei
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:06pmgood work
Report Post »fertlmind
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:13pmI’ll bet we have one of those hummingbird drones loaded with a laser guided black cat bottle rocket targeting this guy somewhere in the airspace above him right now.
if he had a 10 gallon cowboy hat he would look like an afghani yesomite sam
He hides under an innocent looking womens burka‘s so we can’t figure out where the firing is comming from
Let’s take up a collection and send him one of those little electric GI Joe jeeps like my son drives around my yard
Report Post »brntout
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:02pmWhere is DASHRIPROCK when others are joining?
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:58pmI don’t know, but I wish he would hurry and get here. He’s always good for a laugh!
Report Post »Ghandi was a Republican
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:02pmIt makes me wonder why nobody has figured out how to plant grass on this demon soil!
Report Post »TheBlazeReader
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:27pmCommunist is above me!
Report Post »mossbrain
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:01pmThat guy is just the right height to kick his ugly face for a field goal.
Report Post »TheBlazeReader
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:19pmThis is what happens when you get ran over!
Report Post »TheBlazeReader
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:21pmIf he shoots that thing, he will end in in Europe,“too much recoil”!
Report Post »brntout
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 6:58pmbet he’s a hell of of a shot at knee level
Report Post »GODSAMERICA
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:02pmYeah if he can aim that high ROFL
Report Post »hickoryrat
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 10:34pmLook at his eyes.
Report Post »Never judge a book by its cover.
1TrueOne55
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 10:35pmThat is if he is still upright after the recoil from the first round. I wonder if they had it modified so he could fire it, because I know that they have a hell of a recoil and on full auto he could be dangerous to his own Jihadies.
Report Post »GODSAMERICA
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 6:55pmMaybe it’s the real thing, he just took off his stilts.
Report Post »thepatriotdave
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 6:57pmWow, this was short story.
http://www.americasteapartynews.com
Report Post »Lantern
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:07pmWell, he can’t run very fast, so I presume he will be dying for allah soon.
Report Post »GODSAMERICA
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:07pm@thepatriotdave
Report Post »That’s GOOD!!! Of imitating bin laden would be a very tall order for him.
DagneyT
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:08pmThey’re all “bin ladins” as far as I’m concerned!
Report Post »Frank Lee Trickey
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:10pmIt’s not the size of the Terrorist in the Jihad, but the size of the Jihad in the terrorist. We represent the Allahu Akbar guild, the Allahu Akbar guild, the Allahu Akbar guild and as a member of the Allahu Akbar guild. We’d like to welcome you to Afganistan.
Frank Lee Trickey
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:11pmIt’s not the size of the Terrorist in the Jihad, but the size of the Jihad in the terrorist. We represent the Allahu Akbar guild, the Allahu Akbar guild, the Allahu Akbar guild and as a member of the Allahu Akbar guild……… we’d like to welcome you to Afganistan.
Report Post »GODSAMERICA
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:13pmI just figured it out. bin laden went to IHOP and ordered the short stack so many times that he started looking like a short stack.
TexasCommonSense
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:15pmI say we send Verne Troyer to whoop his arse.
Report Post »vg0va3
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:17pmMakes me think of Dorf on Golf.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEig1D4sJdI
They should call this video Dorf on Jihad
Report Post »Desert Dog
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:17pmMaybe that‘s why we couldn’t find him! He was hiding behind a trash can…..
Report Post »cheezwhiz
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:29pmWill he get 72 tiny virgins
Report Post »or 36 normal sized virgins ?
cheezwhiz
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:35pmHe is the Robert Reich of jihadies
Report Post »cnsrvtvj
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:38pmNow that’s just wrong. They must be finally scraping the bottom of the barrel over there.
http://www.donsmithshow.com – see the Muslim Brotherhood video
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:41pmSome where over the Burka, where C4 blows,…. somewhere I will Jihad too…..
I represent, the Dynamite guild, the Dynamite guild….
OOmpa Loompa, doopity doo, I’ve got a suicide vest for you….
Report Post »Laus Deo
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 7:54pmDoes he get 72 midget or full-sized virgins?
Report Post »Bob_R_OathKeeper
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:38pmMust be Bin Laden’s HALF brother?
Showtime
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 9:42pm“Boss! De plane! De plane!”
Report Post »silentwatcher
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 10:05pmAnd that’s about what I think of Bin Laden….the turd.
Report Post »TSUNAMI-22
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 10:46pmI’ll bet he smells bigger than he stands.
Report Post »hifi74
Posted on March 2, 2011 at 10:49pmBwahahahahaha, sorry this one is just hilarious.
Report Post »Kurty C Wipe
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 12:54amI screwed one goat and got this??????
Report Post »BidBerthaDotCom
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 1:02amIt’s the first guy to survive his own suicide bombing! No 72 virgins for you, shorty.
Report Post »Kurty C Wipe
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 1:17amYa think the new unionized TSA agents can figure out he is not a box knife?
Report Post »captaincrunch
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 4:22amI wanna see him burn off that AK magazine in full auto and get knocked on his azz.
Report Post »SonOfaCommunist
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 5:00amYou try any of that Jihad crap on me and I’ll drop kick you and your AK-47 all the way to the 72 virgins!
Report Post »New White Tiger Party
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 7:17amI remember Stymie of the Little Rascals saying: “day aint no babies, dems fidgits”. Loved that show!
Report Post »Tomr
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 8:35amJust like Obama says, we have to look out for the little guy.
Report Post »Ironeagle
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 9:15amThey all look the same, no matter the height. The real question is: if one of our troops, kills the little bastard, does he/she get full credit for a kill or only half?
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 11:23amMan….forreal?
Report Post »Sinista Mace
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 11:26amDidn’t somebody make a suggestion for sending a swarm of robotic pigs after these vermin….
Report Post »theredsaint
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 4:05pmIs there something wrong with me? I have this incredible urge to stick a pacifier in his mouth and push him around in a stroller. Especially with him all dressed up in his nightie and all.
Report Post »Oy! Marge… bring me another beer!!
gobluebuckeye
Posted on March 3, 2011 at 4:43pmI sure would love to play soccer with him, he would make a good ball to kick around. OHH I am sorry that was not very nice was it?
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhaaaahaahaaahaaa
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