Meet ‘Karab Amabo’: Bill Maher’s Dream GOP Candidate in 2012 Is a “Fat, White, Small-Eared Idiot”
- Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:46pm by
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“If the Republican’s idea of governing is just being against everything the president is for, then they have to change their name to the ‘I know you are but what am I party.’” So said Bill Maher on his program last night.
He also offered the Republicans some advice for 2012. He said that if the GOP is solely interested in opposing the president, then it should nominate a presidential candidate that represents the exact opposite of Barack Obama. That person, Maher giddily tells us, is Karab Amabo (which is Barack Obama spelled backward):
That‘s not the only backward thing about Maher’s dream GOP candidate. Amabo is a “fat, small-eared idiot…who angers quickly, overreacts to everything, and can bowl 300…” Oh, and he “carries only one form of ID: his original birth certificate.” Amabo is also an author. He wrote the book Dreams From My Foodcourt. He thinks that abortions should be illegal especially in the case of incest and rape, says Maher. In fact, he thinks that “life begins at erection.”
At the first sign of crisis, Amabo will pray, scream, shit his pants, and fly Air Force One into a mountain.
What about Amabo’s wife? She’s a midget with flabby arms:
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Comments (267)
1773patriot
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:28pmIf people just ignore him then he wont be granted a pulpit to spew his venom… The Blaze lowers itself by even talking about him.
Report Post »flintoid
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:56pmI agree 100%. The Blaze is making this guy a star and a hero to the left. Do you listen to us at all, Blaze? Do you listen to us at all, Glenn Beck? Please ignore this guy. You lose a little more respect from your readers every time you promote his evil spewing. Do you listen to us at all?
Report Post »rightplanet
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:26pmMahr is dating Tingles, right or was that Lawrence O’Donnell Hmmm……
Report Post »jobe
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:23pmIronically. Bill maher is really llib reham
Report Post »338lapua
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 5:03pmNo, according to the 12 year old playground game he is playing Llib Raham would need to be, among other things insightful, Christian, and funny.
Report Post »TOMB2
Posted on March 27, 2011 at 7:00amBill is just a loot I mean loof maybe ffo krej sorry cant seem to find my mirror
Report Post »kraphtsman
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:22pmWhy the Blaze gives this loser ANY recognition is beyond me. Ignoring this unfunny, miserable jerk’s existence and whatever hateful, offensive stupidities he utters is all he deserves. Like a turd, he’s nasty and stinks, and there’s not much more to him than that.
Report Post »338lapua
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:54pmHe deserves our ridicule and scorn. Anyone with as black a soul as Bill Maher needs to be laughed at. The current liberal power structure as a whole needs to be called out,corrected, ridiculed and laughed at. These are the things they cannot handle. If we love this country, we need to do the really difficult things, laughing AT these fools is not a bridge too far. I consider myself a true patriot and I WILL laugh at arrogant gassbags like maher, and I will do it FOR MY COUNTRY!
Report Post »lel2007
Posted on March 27, 2011 at 1:18pmAs unpleasant as it is, contemptible evil bastards like Maher must be faced and confronted head on.
Report Post »Not no enemy; KNOW your enemy. Kick over the rock they live under.
Rickfromillinois
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:18pmI just remember the last time Maher appeared on a late night show, I think that it was Letterman. He bombed out. He would tell a joke and either most people didn’t laugh or some even groaned. I think it showed just how unpopular he is.
Report Post »Qtaug
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:18pmMaher is to comedy, what the colon is to fine dining!
Report Post »338lapua
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:25pmWow…ZING!
Report Post »338lapua
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:15pmI will be wathing Llib Raham on OHB tonight. He is an insightful Christian commentator who is funny!
Report Post »{please catch the parallel sarcasm}
338lapua
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:38pmoops watching……and I think maher is gay, so Llib needs to be straight.
Report Post »338lapua
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:40pmAnd I was giddy when I thought of that…
Report Post »BehindBlueEyes
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:12pmBill your a mental midget with a flabby ugly personality.
Report Post »JROCCOD
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:09pmIs he still on TV?
Report Post »Rashomon
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:07pmBill Maher spends his vacations in Islamic country’s running rape rooms
Report Post »selosat
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 11:41pmlol
Report Post »13thGenerationAmerican
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:06pmMaher nailed it, LOL
Report Post »338lapua
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 5:11pmIf you mean 12 year old playground games with no real reason or humor, than YEAH he did!
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 5:59pmDan Foster says Bill M is a Dufus just like Barry Soetoro.
Report Post »LockeStep
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:05pmHate is not funny
Report Post »chickenfried
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:04pmBill…
Michelle Bachman is the opposite of Obama. In fact, I think she actually has cajones while the Bamster is a nutless wonder.
Report Post »alienguns
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:04pmwait……I‘ll bet that is Obama’s white half coming through in that picture
Report Post »commentkazi
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:04pmSo, when Bill Maher sees Barack Obama he sees height, skin color and intelligence…..nothing about values or ideas?
Interesting.
Report Post »338lapua
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:12pmVery insightful. I second your observation.
Report Post »Dale
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:15pm@commentkazi;
You are so right! The repubs need to nominate someone with odumo’s opposite values: tells the truth; loves America; understands and wants a small government; has courage, leadership; respects life and others’ efforts and views. I know I missed a few, but that would be a good beginning.
Report Post »matt708
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:04pmis mahr the illegitimate son of Obama, he defends him so much
Report Post »EP46
Posted on March 27, 2011 at 7:34amdon’t know, but maybe the PUPPET is the illegitimate son of Frank Marshall Davis
Report Post »chickenfried
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:02pmMaher prides himself on being irreverant…
Too bad he doesn‘t realize he’s really just IRRELEVANT.
Report Post »grafted2
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:01pmSad thing is he would still beat the Obamination!
Report Post »teddrunk
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:01pmI go along with what the majority in here say.
Report Post »bobodu
Posted on March 27, 2011 at 8:07amOf course you do. That’s what The Blaze is for…rote learning and repetition until you have no thoughts of your own left.
Report Post »alienguns
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:59pmBill describing himself…..didn’t know he wanted to be president…huh
Report Post »Dale
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:57pmI noted that he wants to nominate a MAN exactly opposite from odumbo. Does he know something we don’t?
Report Post »bikerr
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:01pmVery observant!
Report Post »bobodu
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 9:47pmKarab Amabo looks exactly like Lush Rimjaub!!!
Did Glenn sell him Mercury yet?
Report Post »StevenL1955
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:55pmDear HBO, I canceled your service some months ago, and as long as you allow this sub human on, I won’t get it back.
Report Post »flasho
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:59pmDitto
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:39pmGave up cable over a year and a half ago, too much junk like this guy was part of the reason.
Report Post »paulusmaximus
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 5:58pmHBO Still ON?
Report Post »Lucy Larue
Posted on March 27, 2011 at 4:28pmSTEVEN1955,
Report Post »Tres Vrai! Tres vrai!
Maher is as impressive as Snoop Dog getting a tribute tatoo of Nate Dog.
Bill Maher becomes more irrelevant by the day. He will soon be extinct.
He will have a regret filled old age.
He is a Jerk (with) off! Non?
honeybunch
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:53pmI have cancelled by subscription to HBO with my local cable company simply because I will not allow one penny of my hard earned money go toward the promotion of this despicable turd.
Report Post »Al Gator
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 9:25pmWee Willie Maher’s problem in life is his wee willie. That‘s why he’s so frightened of Sarah, (he knows in his heart he could never win her, and to a guy like Wee Willie, that does keep him awake at night). When you know you are only as big as a pencil, women like Sarah scare the living hell out of you. His only tactic is his ad-hominem attacks on her. Just a boy who can’t tell the girl he is infatuated with her, so he dunks her hair in the ink well.
In addition, he really hates white people. Self flagellating masochistic tendencies are a part of the syndrome.
No one watches his show, so he reaches down deep in his pocket of low IQ nitwittery and school boy insults, to try, as hard as he can, to be relevant. This clown thinks he can reinvent Howard Stern.
Wee Willie is nothing more than a palace eunuch defending his Lord Emperor from the strong women who could send the Exulted One packing.
Report Post »avenger
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:51pmhey billy…no body with an IQ above room temp gives a fk what you think…
Report Post »GeorgieJo
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:59pmI think Margaret Hoover who is a regular on O‘Reilly’s show has been on BillyMohel’s show
Report Post »So everytime she opens her mouth on The Factor I simply mute her
and to the republic
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:59pmIt appears to have gotten you upset…. Okay, I have decided I love Bill Mahre and here is the reason. He is such a loon, people can’t take him seriously. I honestly think he does the left more harm than good. In fact I hope he continues to spew his crazy ideas and thoughts cause it will and is backfiring on him….
Report Post »YouGottaProblemWithThat
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 6:02pmEven a mental midget could write something as unoriginal as that tripe. Ohhhhh. the opposite of Obama, not black but white, not skinny but fat….duh. But as those elite intellectuals laugh at that stuff, you and I continue to plan and prepare to take this country back. Laugh Billy boy, it wont be funny in 2012 when you find yourself as the permanent minority party. We‘ll see who’s chuckling then?
Report Post »LIBS-ARE-DINGLEHEADS
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:49pmBill Maher is an idiot. Only losers and weasels listen to him. His show isn’t even funny. He is a smelly turd. Flush!
Report Post »HillBillySam1
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:53pmAll that Maher requires is an audience of one to make him happy and fulfilled…….himself. He is in such awe of his rationality and intellect…..who else can compare????
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:57pmOrotoes Amabo Niesseh Kcarab Yrrab is Obummer in a nutshell . We have in our Whitehouse this exact Dufus. Only difference is he’s half white, pencil necked, sattelite dish earred, Democrat Coward.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 3:58pmAnyone notice the connection of “Karab Amabo”?
Turn it around and you wind up with “Obama Barak”, which I guess is this morons way of saying he wants Obama to run as a Republican the next time and actually DO SOMETHING to save the nation, guess Maher once again shows just how out of touch with reality he truly is.
Mr Maher, remember, turn yourself over to the nice folks in the white suits and the jacket that ties up behind your back, they are here to help you…at least until Obama care comes in and one of those so nice ‘death panels’ will decide what to do with you…
Report Post »bikerr
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:00pmWhy oh Why do we keep hearing what he said?. Is it to inform those who don’t know? Or to get people such as myself to post here?
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:00pm@Liba Are:
Just read your post again, it seems we finally know what the trolls do while under their bridges or down the rabbit hole entertaining the queen of hearts…they watch HBO with Maher.
Report Post »hersey10
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:01pmI hope NOFP (National Organization of Fat People) condemns his spoof .
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:02pmWe all ready have a potus that acts like that.
Report Post »trolltrainer
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:05pmDarn, Amabo would STILL be a better president than what we got now! :-)
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:06pmFlush TWICE! Just to make sure!
Report Post »Obama Bin Lying
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:06pmBill Who?
Report Post »silentwatcher
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:07pmMayer is such a goon.
He won’t think it so funny if the guy did get elected. I would, however, because he probably would do a better job than Obama,,,,couldn’t do any worse, now, could he?
Report Post »redneck
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:08pmWhat do you get when you cross Bill Maher w/ Roger Moore? Fat, White, Big Eared Idiot
Report Post »GEW
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:10pmBeck and the Blaze have made this guy famous, and rich. I do not understand this at all.
Report Post »A Doctors Labor Is Not My Right
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:17pmWhen your “President” (taking the oath under duress doesn’t qualify as taking the oath) is a Marxist, it’s kind of easy to be against pretty much everything he stands for.
Report Post »A Doctors Labor Is Not My Right
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:20pm“… who carries only one form if ID, his original Birth Certificate”
The ridicule of such an idea comes from the faulty premise that it‘s the government’s job to track us.
Report Post »CatB
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:21pmThis coming from a small minded, short, ugly, self loathing jew … I am “supposed” to care? NOT!
I thought his “dream” candidate was Sarah Palin .. you know an attractive, smart, accomplished WOMAN who he could continue to ATTACK. Perhaps he knows she could/would take on Obama head on!
Report Post »A Doctors Labor Is Not My Right
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:25pm“Karab Amabo believes we should increase our dependence on foreign oil …”
Why don’t we just increase our dependence on our own oil? Wouldn’t THAT decrease our dependence on foreign oil?
Drill, baby, drill.
Report Post »Guerrino_P
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:33pmA lot of you people are upset because you look like this guy. Relax.
Report Post »P C BE DAMNED
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:37pmI never read or listen tothis person as I once watched him fold like a cheap suit when challenged by a celebrity standing for something in his face. Hell its easy to throw dumb rocks. I will one day personally kick the sh.t out of this guy.
Report Post »P C BE DAMNED
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:40pmHe is a commedian for popular hatred. Nothing more maybe alot less.
Report Post »ottodiedacktick
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:41pmThe dumb ass finally gets it! This is a candidate who is not concerned about appearances over substance. This candidate loves America and doesn’t spend too much time vacationing. This candidate doesn’t feel that the government has all the answers to our personal problems, but feels that we the people should decide what’s best for us.
Finally a candidate that can balance a budget and is competent. This is a candidate that we could joke about without being called racist. This is a candidate who doesn‘t whore himself to the unions and doesn’t hang out with communists and terrorists.
This is a candidate with a known past.
This is a candidate who isn’t trying to over-regulate our economy into bankruptcy. Say bye bye to the food police, etc., etc., etc. I can go on forever!
Report Post »tobywil2
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:47pmIs Mather throwing his hat in the ring. His description sounds like himself except that he is not all that fat, maybe he was referring to the space between his ears! http://commonsense21c.com/
Report Post »lovenfl3
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:54pmDid you ever notice how all the liberal comedians are such angry people? This guy is a major idiot.
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ottodiedacktick
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 4:57pmThank you Bill! We want a White candidate who is half Black, but doesn’t try to divide us according to race.
We want a candidate who is honest, especially about his smoking.
We want someone who doesn’t do stupid things in the Middle East (sorry Obie and Bushie). We want a candidate who can deal with China and likes to drive his gas burning car. Amabo doesn’t believe in man-made global warming or globalists for that matter.
Amabo doesn‘t have Soros’ arm up his a$$. Yes, Bill, you get it, finally! We want the opposite of what we have. Sound the trumpets!!!
Report Post »joe conservative
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 5:07pmI agree libs, the show is no where near funny. Maher is a turd, at best. I wonder why everything to these libs is about race. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2vELSirxTE
Report Post »Observer
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 5:09pmWhy does Maher always drag his fathers likeness into a comment about people? …… or mother?
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 5:12pmThis “joke” is so lacking in pointed satire, relevant commentary or any basis in reality that would give it some power. The only funny thing, by way of unintentional irony, is that his bit about Republicans being the paty of “I know you are but what am I” is EXACTLY the level of infantile humor Bill is using right now. This is only a little more sophisticated than a fart joke while being much less humorous.
It stinks of desperation. So, rather enjoyable when you think of it.
Bill, we’re not laughing WITH you. We’re laughing AT you.
Report Post »Cheekymnky2
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 5:15pmWould Karab Amabo have to be a fat, half asian/half-hispanic, with small ears and a birth certificate for a continental state, but knowingly born outside of the US?
Report Post »COFemale
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 5:40pmBill Maher must be losing viewers as he has resorted to desparate attempts to be important or maybe I should say impotent?
How sad his life must be when he has to wallow deeper in the mud to be relevant. Would someone put him out of his misery and cancel his show. Maybe he will melt into the woodwork like Rosie O’ Donnell.
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 5:50pmGUERRINO_P so clever ……..you are as funny as Mahr
Report Post »EP46
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 6:34pmOh, so little billy maher is announcing his run on the GOP ticket ???
Report Post »snidley-whiplash
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 6:36pmThe best part of him ran down his daddys leg.
Report Post »Gates
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 6:46pmThis is the kind of guy who will lead us down into the abyss of godlessness and Arab Law. 20 years ago he would have been tried and convicted of treason. Where we are right now is just beyond scary! BM is exactly that!
Report Post »Welcome Black Carter
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 7:26pmYeah, I get it. The opposite? So, we want a Christian, natural born, conservitive Republican, Capitalist, hard working, with REAL experience… Yep, that works for me. If that person will not step up, Donald Duck will do better than Barry…
Report Post »Caffeinated Texan
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 7:35pmSo, basically, if we got Maher to eat a box of Twinkies a day until election day, we’ll have our candidate?
Report Post »SnapTie
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 7:36pmhttp://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/03/21/cable-ratings-friday-night-smackdown-ncaa-hoops-lead-friday/86474 He’s the tallest midget.. His rating are garbage,maybe more people are sane than once though!!! More people will see the clip here than actually watch his show..
Report Post »ProRef
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 7:43pmCan anyone say….taped laughter and applause?
Report Post »paperpushermj
Posted on March 26, 2011 at 10:38pmSorry Billy the exact opposite of Mr Obama is Mrs Palin.
Report Post »cemerius
Posted on March 27, 2011 at 12:06amWOW!! Don’t ya love it when for 8 years the “party of NO” were democrats? Now they are the party “that crosses state lines to avoid democracy”!!! Yeah keep supporting that kenyan loser al qaida sleeper in the white house…..anarchy is going to be forced unto us and then when they are the ones with the date with the guilatine I will have a chuckle…..ha ha
Report Post »charleshammermartel
Posted on March 27, 2011 at 4:31amIs it me or Bill Maher look like Freddy Krueger, watch your kids tonight or Bill Maher will get them.
Report Post »weeblewacker1
Posted on March 27, 2011 at 11:02amya,he is a duty head! and i’m going to tell on him!
Report Post »Marcobob69
Posted on March 27, 2011 at 11:09amI agree! Why do they give a microphone to idiots like Maher!
Report Post »weeblewacker1
Posted on March 27, 2011 at 2:39pmhysterical!!! dead on the money!!! but he should have said something about those “family values” of the rethugs,like cheating on wife(s) have to been divorced a few times,and have a narrow-stance in the public restrooms at airports.go bill,go!
Report Post »cruzinbill
Posted on March 27, 2011 at 3:17pmyou are so right.
Report Post »RJO
Posted on March 28, 2011 at 12:52pmSick. Mr. Bacon Grease (heavy doses in the hair on a daily basis) is a symptom of a larger problem. American culture is at a crossroad. Follow Bacon-Boy and his twisted sense of humor and reality….and kiss our country goooooodbye!
Would his latest rant be considered “vitriolic?“ This heap of dung proves how trumped up and insincere the ”vitriolic” craze was after Tucson.
Bacon-guy is a very unhappy man – who wants to take as many people with him as possible…..I’m heading the opposite direction shrimp….
Report Post »jackrorabbit
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 2:40amBravo, one more Klingon in search of U-anus and he cant even do that.
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