Meet the ‘Adult Baby’ Sen. Coburn Just Asked the Gov’t to Investigate
- Posted on May 18, 2011 at 2:55pm by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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Take a long look at Stanley Thornton, Jr., the 30-year-old man who lives his life as an “adult baby:”
Regular viewers of the National Geographic Channel are probably familiar with Thornton, who appeared on the NatGeo show “Taboo” two weeks ago. Guess who else is getting familiar with Thornton? Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK).
The Washington Times reports that Coburn has just called for an investigation of Thornton and his finances. Specifically, Coburn is suspicious that Thornton receives government disability checks while appearing quite capable to hold down a job.
“Given that Mr. Thornton is able to determine what is appropriate attire and actions in public, drive himself to complete errands, design and custom-make baby furniture to support a 350-pound adult and run an Internet support group, it is possible that he has been improperly collecting disability benefits for a period of time,” Coburn wrote in a letter Monday to Inspector General Patrick P. O’Carroll Jr., the Times reports. It adds:
Mr. Coburn said Mr. Thornton “is cognizant that his choice to live as an adult baby violates social norms,” though, and through both his projects and the adult baby support website he runs, www.bedwettingabdl.com, he appears to have the skills to hold down a job. That, the lawmaker said, should make him ineligible for disability payments.
Mr. Coburn also questions why [Thornton's caretaker] Miss Dias, as a former nurse, collects SSI benefits, “since she is able to provide childcare” to Mr. Thornton.
But wait, the story is about to take a dramatic turn. When reached by the Times for comment, Thornton threatened to kill himself if his Social Security benefits were taken away.
“You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care,” the California man said. “I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.”
His response might make sense considering the disability he claims. In a biography on his web page, Thornton says he used to work as a security guard but trauma resulting from childhood abuse, as well as other mental problems, made it impossible for him to hold down the job. He has been receiving disability (SSI) payments for most of the last 10 years.
You can watch Thornton’s NatGeo appearance below:
Read the full Times report here.
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Comments (585)
Diablo4965
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:07pmTake it away!
Report Post »EEF
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:07pmThis is just too sad for words.
Report Post »Its Gonna Getcha
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:07pmBet‘cha there’s a lot of people who would love to be taken care of in a fetal position.
Report Post »supertas
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:07pmLet’s call his bluff. What a fat pathetic loser…err…sorry fat pathetic losers, I didn’t mean to insult you with this comparison.
Report Post »jb.kibs
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 12:02ami agree
Report Post »if he wants to die.. let him do it.. it’s pathetic and sad, and don’t wish that for anyone.. but if he is scamming the system by lying about all this.. then call his bluff.. otherwise if he truly is that unstable and a psychologist doesn’t help.. then i guess disablility is his only answer, which is also pathetic and sad…
AmeriWoman
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:06pmGet him locked in a facility and see how quick he recovers and changes his own ‘diapee’.
People who make threats like that are riding the free train and need a …kick start.
AW
Report Post »5410amh
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:06pmI don’t think he would fit in a body bag. And he can most definitly get a job testing food for MC Donalds.
Report Post »TexasTBone
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:06pmThis is EXACTLY what we are talking about when we say “entitlement reforms”
Report Post »This guy and others like him are just sloths! Mooching off of society, if he has a LEGITIMATE mental health issue he should be in a facility. this is why America is going broke!
CatBox
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:05pmWelcome to the new Ronald McDonald
Report Post »afishfarted
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:05pm13th Imam
Report Post »That’s pretty funny.
But this whole thing shows how the govt would rather be a nanny state than promote and demand personal responsibility. now go pay your taxes
bassist237
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:04pmGood Lord, you want to drop off the planet, go ahead. Waste of time, and space that one. What the hell is his abusive mom feeding him anyway? Looks like a lot of happy meals.
Report Post »instituteofman
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:04pmI think he could stand to go hungry for a while…
Report Post »chips1
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:55pmIt all started when his mother started feeding him with a snow shovel and it got out of control.
Report Post »bandi9
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:04pmi dont even know what to say about this dude. i do say lets call his bluff. if not bluffing, oh, well.
Report Post »rssenatore
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:03pmwhat can I say
Report Post »Sam Brown
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:03pmOnly in America under socialist control LOL
Sam
Report Post »doubleG469
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:09pmDid you not read? This isn’t happening in America, it’s in California… I say good riddance…
Report Post »Sam Brown
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:11pmAnd yall wonder why people are stacking themselves in trucks to get here LOL LOL Socialism is a big draw to people with nothing but when they see a free ride like this they think America is the lottery without a drawing for the winner. Everyone is a winner LOL
Sam
Report Post »Thevoice
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:03pmThe perfect citizen for the new Obama Nation..
Report Post »johnkostik
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:02pmAs Frankie Valli and the Four Season sang, “♫Bye Bye Baby, Baby Bye Bye.♫”
Report Post »OhSuzieQ
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:31pmHahahaha…Good song!
Report Post »dtitus1304
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:02pmHe said he will kill himself if he doesn’t get the government checks anymore. Wow! What a baby…………get it?…………baby…………..
Report Post »Loveyourneighbor
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:06pmahahahahaha
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 6:29pmCall his bluff. Please. Send Jack Kervorkian to help him out.
Report Post »nacilbuper
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:02pmHas he told you about his little bed time problem?
Report Post »OathKeeper
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:02pmThis baby needs a spanking!!
Report Post »PER100
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:19pmhe needs a prison!
Report Post »Dustyluv
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:26pmHe needs a diaper change…whos up for that? LOL
Report Post »Jezreel
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:01pmDisgusting
Report Post »I.Gaspar
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:01pmI wonder if they have a big enough body bag?
Report Post »Nobody will miss him.
ForgivenWretch
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:10pmProbably not since he already ISN’T living a life worth living. THIS is living??? He has not only fooled the government, but also himself.
Report Post »AlmostaCowboy
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:36pmThey could get the “Bagster” (bag-dumpster) from Waste Managment. It’ll hold 3300 lbs.
Report Post »dabbo
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:52pmOh Yes…the Bagster would work quite nicely…..well played sir.
Report Post »AMERICA4EVER
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:01pmI’m still a willing passenger for the Mars flight.
Report Post »becauseitmatters
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:11pmI’ll be signing up too :)
Report Post »boomboom
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:35pmMe too me too me tooooo….
Report Post »vennoye
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 6:30pmNope……..all we have to do is sell the G Soros media organizations that Japan’s radioactivity problems are effecting everywhere and we must inhabit Mars. Let them all leave……….you know they would all jump into the front of the line!!!
Less hassle and we would have peace!!
Report Post »stoptheliesbho
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:00pmLaziness, Lies, Obesity, Welfare and threatening to take yourself out if you can’t have it…it’s the American Dream!! What a piece of work this guy is…GET A JOB!
Report Post »cripplecreek
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:00pmOne word.
PATHETIC.
Report Post »Rightsofman
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:07pmWhat’s he gonna do when momma gets gone?
Report Post »Robert-CA
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:32pmThere’s nothing wrong with this loon , he’s a happy freeloader .
Report Post »Get a job & exercise you lazy …
biohazard23
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:43pmSomeone needs to get him one of those recalled cribs to sleep in. You know, the ones that accidentally suffocated children……
Report Post »GTurner
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:58pmLaughed so hard I CRAPPED myself! Now, where is that Government-subsidized order of Depends(TM) I was expecting to be delivered to my house today…?
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 2:57pmHe could Hold down a job??
Report Post »He could hold down a Tractor Trailer.
JoeBtfsplk
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:03pmIt’s a SCAM.
Report Post »ForgivenWretch
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:07pm@ 13thIMAM
Report Post »LMAO ROTF!
TheHardTruth
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:09pmLOLOLOL!!!
This is the best news day!! I can’t stop laughing!!!
Report Post »godlovinmom
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:09pmBoth of them collect SSI, tooooo many Americans are like this…I have SEVERAL family members that collect SSI and they are about as pathetic as these two people!!!!…I truly believe in helping others, but God himself hates a SLUGGARD!
Report Post »TheBees
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:11pmHe threatened to kill himself if they take away his mealticket? TAKE THAT SUCKER AWAY NOW!!!!! Just adding a little chlorine to the gene pool!
Report Post »MidWestMom
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:12pmCut off his SS benefits – tell him he must get a job….. the result: he won’t be able to find a job (really who would hire him?) – then he files for unemployment. At least that will cut his free-loading to about 2yrs. Guess that’s better than the rest of his life.
Or, he’ll get free government money to expand his custom furniture & baby clothes business.
Either way, the taxpayer will foot the bill. Its a lose-lose.
Report Post »MidWestMom
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:13pmand the worst part – he’s getting money that should go to those folks who are truely in need.
Report Post »RayOne
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:14pmHe wants a TV show, Hollywood may be holding an option already. The writer of the story may be shopping it.
Report Post »Kansas Mom
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:17pmThis would be funny except that we are paying for it. In order to maintain his 350 pounds he must be eating $4-500/ month in food. We are paying for that???
Report Post »Bear
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:18pmNo one is taking anything from you fatty! You have the right to go make money,pay rent and buy food idiot! Now I know were the term ‘ Big Fat Looser ” came from,,,this is ridiculous,if he takes his life then that’s a couple tons of food a week for the rest of us working people,,,just make sure you have a strong rope Jr.!!!!
Report Post »AMERICAN FOREVER FOREVER AMERICAN
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:23pmI think he should jump.
Report Post »boomboom
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:33pmOh boy did I laugh at that one number 13!
Report Post »woke up the kids.
SlimnRanger
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:37pmDoes he change his own diaper?
Report Post »timeout
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:37pmthis is disgusting. these people are truly sick, but they both can hold down jobs. who comes up with this stuff.the first i ever saw anything such as adults babies was on csi:vegas.
Report Post »karencole
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:39pmHahaha! “This is my nursery” hahaha! And, yea right, “There are all these other people doing it” LIKE WHO?! I know he’s fat, but he looks malnourished or something…and why doesn‘t he cry when he wakes up and see’s her ugly mug looking at him?!
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:39pmHoly crap, just let him do it. Cull the flock. There are REAL BABIES that could be cared for using the money that fat b**tard is sponging.
Report Post »FatherOf2FromNJ
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:39pmHate to see a life wasted and if he decides that his best option other than living off hard working people is to end his life I guess we’ll witness a sad end of a tragic existence.
Report Post »hauschild
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:43pmSorry – didn’t even read or watch it to find it hilarious.
I wonder if he also sports adult diapers? With a fella that size, that could ugly in no time.
Report Post »AirForceMom2
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:53pmReally???? Cut off my SSI check and I’ll kill myself?? This guys needs a foot up his arse….GET A JOB and stop acting like an idiot
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:54pmThey walk among us! Looks like mom and “baby” have learned how to “milk” the system. LOL
Report Post »chfields62
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:54pmTake away his gov’t money, if he kills himself, then thats one less moron to support……
Report Post »EnoughBS
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:56pmParasites aren’t known to survive without hosts. Take away his benefits- NOW.
Report Post »kaydeebeau
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:00pmI say call his bluff……
Report Post »123gone
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:03pmIt makes you wonder WHO is supposed to be monitoring this giveaway program, and WHY was it allowed to go on for ten years? This guy belongs in a mental ward!
Report Post »taskmaster78
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:04pmOk, They both collect SSI, and they both are pigs and can play all F’n day. These two should be sent on their own and earn a living and get off the nipple of the public coffers.
If they were my neighbors they’d suffer by much more then just verbal hits. He‘s a lazy **** and obviously he’s not deserving.
Report Post »kentuckypatriot
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:05pmThis guy should be locked up. How pathetic. I‘ll tell you what’s even more pathetic: someone I know who is a drug user and “ unable to work ” is getting back SS benefits to the tune of get this: $150K. I swear its true and his 18 yr old son is getting $12K. Talk about BS!! Thanks state of KY for taking my money and giving to charity. Fix SS now.
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:06pmThis baby needs a BLUE OX to kick his butt!!
Report Post »CatB
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:19pmLOL .. cut them both off .. these types of scams are hurting the people who really need the help.
Report Post »Dustyluv
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:22pmBut wait, the story is about to take a dramatic turn. When reached by the Times for comment, Thornton threatened to kill himself if his Social Security benefits were taken away.
Need a bullet?
Report Post »Oldtexan
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:27pmJust got off work grabed a cold one read thi and 13th imam comment lost half of my beer out of my nose damn!!
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:29pmThink the “baby” needs to go on the Biggest Loser. After Bob and Jillian get finished with him he will be screaming to find a job, or may be still looking for that bullet.
Report Post »Timbotim
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:32pmI’ve got a way he can earn some income AND off himself in the process: TIME TO MAKE THE SOAP! Put this leech out of our misery, please.
Report Post »the_zazzy
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:32pmThis is the most pathetic thing I‘ve seen since ENCINOM’s last post. If this fat tub of lard wants to wear a diaper, sh** himself, suck on a binky, sleep in his footie jammies in an 8′ crib, and relax in Jabba’s lap, than that’s his own sick twisted problem. Just don’t make the taxpayers foot the bill for this fat, but able-minded individual, who could easily get a job…if he could stand to be away from his pseudo-mommy for long enough. DISGUSTING!!!! Now I’m in a bad mood!
Report Post »My Sacred Honor
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:34pmhauschild
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 3:43pm
Sorry – didn’t even read or watch it to find it hilarious.
I wonder if he also sports adult diapers? With a fella that size, that could ugly in no time.
Ever see the episode of SouthPark where the boys are playing World of Warcraft? When Cartmann needed to take a dump, he called his mom on the baby monitor, she came down and held a bed pan behind him where he proceded to spray the pan…and his mom with poo.
This would be my best answer….wonder if Yahoo would accept it?
Report Post »wigg
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:37pmThats a WHOLE lot of flannel!
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:41pm@zazzy, don‘t let Gilbert Grape’s momma and her make-believe “baby” put you in a bad mood. It’s not worth the effort.
BTW, those 2 would make an awful lot of Soylent Green. Just sayin’. :)
Report Post »Patrick in AZ
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:45pm“I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.”
Report Post »————————————–
OK – lets see what happens; cut him off
ThatsRight
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:45pmWe are all fools, to allow this disception of the system.
Report Post »Bloody Sam
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:46pm“Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care”
Nor do I you fat, lazy sponge. Go for it.
Report Post »BuckOfama
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:48pmYeah we will see him in a body bag, a frickin HUGE body bag. What a nasty pig……
Report Post »Obamunism
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:52pmHow long until he makes a visit to the White House?
Report Post »the_zazzy
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:55pm@BIOHAZARD23:
Report Post »Ain’t that the truth. Doesn’t that “kid” remind you of the Lard Lad donut boy on the Simpson’s? Hey, that’s what job he could do…dress is red plaid overalls and hold up a 30 ft. glazed donut!
the_zazzy
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:58pmDid lil’ Stanley go poopey in jammies? Thank heaven they spared us the breastfeeding portion of the show!
Report Post »Obamunism
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:03pmHe says it’s a way to relax after he comes home from work. NEWS FLASH, You don’t work! This guy is using taxpayer dollars to build himself a crib, for a morbidly obese 29 year old? “…to avoid public shaming, Stanley switches to adult mode when he leaves the house.” This guy doesn’t have an adult mode.
Seriously, why not just save up your money and buy the Neverland Ranch? If that place has a crib that have held twenty nine year olds before, it can hold him. I mean, c’mon, there were twenty of them!
I mean, what……
Report Post »MIBUGNU2
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:06pmWhat’s he gonna do ? OD on pablum …
The’ll need a carnivel tent for a bodybag..
It never ends, Just when you think you have heard it all !!
I’ll bet they vote for Obama.
Report Post »Clive
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:08pmi also find this story… hilarious. any grown man who needs to be literally “babied” is probably clinically insane, so his disability would be his effed up brain, so give him some benefits. i’d rather him be out of my site, and hiding in his gross apartment anyways.
i read about this like a month ago, i was wondering when it would hit the blaze.
Report Post »the_zazzy
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:16pmHere we are bad-mouthing him…this playa is a genius. He’s a chick-magnet. I heard that chicks dig 350 mabies who wear 52-inch waist diapers, drink their booze from bottles, and need to be tucked in with their teddy bears. He knows exactly what he’s doing…frickin’ stud!
Report Post »HiredMind Blog
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:17pmOh good lord. Half of TheBlaze readers just vomited.
Absolutely disgusting.
Report Post »the_zazzy
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:24pmThey grow up so fast…aren’t they cute at that age? I can’t believe he can already talk and walk as good as he does! He’s such a big boy!
Report Post »My Sacred Honor
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:24pmbiohazard23
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:41pm
@zazzy, don‘t let Gilbert Grape’s momma and her make-believe “baby” put you in a bad mood. It’s not worth the effort.
BTW, those 2 would make an awful lot of Soylent Green. Just sayin’. :)
Wow. Two GREAT movie refereces in the same comment.
YOU Sir, are my new bestest favorite hero!
Report Post »My Sacred Honor
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:27pmObamunism
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:03pm
He says it’s a way to relax after he comes home from work. NEWS FLASH, You don’t work! This guy is using taxpayer dollars to build himself a crib, for a morbidly obese 29 year old? “…to avoid public shaming, Stanley switches to adult mode when he leaves the house.” This guy doesn’t have an adult mode.
Seriously, why not just save up your money and buy the Neverland Ranch? If that place has a crib that have held twenty nine year olds before, it can hold him. I mean, c’mon, there were twenty of them!
I mean, what……
OH MY GOOD GOD!
that is the punchline to one of my favorite jokes, which I shant post here…
Report Post »Ok, screw it….
“What is the best part about having sex with 29 year olds?”
Do the math, folks…
getalong
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:32pmAfter just listening to Steven Cho on CSPAN being questioned about his idiot energy programs, and then coming across this article – I think my head is going to explode!!! God help America and Israel! We are surrounded by insanity.
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:34pmthe_zazzy
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:16pm
Here we are bad-mouthing him…this playa is a genius. He’s a chick-magnet. I heard that chicks dig 350 mabies who wear 52-inch waist diapers, drink their booze from bottles, and need to be tucked in with their teddy bears. He knows exactly what he’s doing…frickin’ stud!
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I just spewed Diet Coke though my nose – and it hurt!!! LMAO!!! That’s just wrong, man. Hysterical, but wrong on soooooooooo many comical levels……….. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! My sides are still killing me from laughing so hard!
Report Post »MIBUGNU2
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:42pmHow in the He** do you draw SS at age 20 ?? I worked till I
was 70, and now draw SS and politicians make me feel guilty
about using entitlements.. Guess I never learned to work the
System.. Where did I go so wrong ???
Report Post »CultureWarriors
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:42pmJust a couple typical Democrats. Parasites.
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:43pm@My Sacred Honor
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 5:24pm
biohazard23
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 4:41pm
@zazzy, don‘t let Gilbert Grape’s momma and her make-believe “baby” put you in a bad mood. It’s not worth the effort.
BTW, those 2 would make an awful lot of Soylent Green. Just sayin’. :)
Wow. Two GREAT movie refereces in the same comment.
YOU Sir, are my new bestest favorite hero!
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Thanks! But I’m a girl. Can I still be your bestest favorite hero?! :)
Report Post »JayCee
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 6:02pmFor some cheap entertainment visit your local SS office and watch, especially on a Monday morning.
Report Post »I saw one guy as he was leaving hand off his crutches to the next guy in.
Meyvn
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 6:20pmWhat a pathetic sloth. I say call him on it.
Report Post »cassandra
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 6:23pmthis guy is disgusting. he needs to get off his fat behind and work for his baby bottles this is just a scam to live off the ssi and they blame the baby boomers for the ssi running out of money, this BS is what need reforming, I keep seeing people living on disabilty who could work! I’m sick of it, I’m a baby boomer and have been paying taxes for 45 years
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 6:28pmI have known a few disability scammers myself, but they not only could do work, they DID IT. Scamming the government is bad enough. We are being ripped off by it. But to scam disability so that you can literally lie around like a baby is either totally obscene or brilliant in its satire of the entire system.
In the world of art Dada heralded the end of serious art almost a century ago by placing ordinary items like a toilet on a block and pronouncing them works of art. People bought it and didn’t know Dada was mocking them. Warhol continued the joke and made millions with his absurd excuse of art. He even urinated on some of his paintings.
I feel like our government is reaching Dada or Warhol levels of absurdity.
Report Post »Ron Morris
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 6:31pmSICK,SICK,SICK,SICK,
To the Blaze,Take this sh-T off,!!!!!!
Start watching what,Barack Hussein Obama and His Muslim-Mexican Loving Administration is doing to our Republic our America!!!!!!
Report Post »Sinista MACE
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 6:39pm“Adult baby” is an oxymoron.
It’s like saying “honorable criminal”.
Report Post »copperstatekid
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 6:53pmI bet he can “hold” down about 40 Big Macs!
Report Post »Professional Infidel
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 6:59pmhis mom could start with the garbage, then the pool, then the dishes, then the yard, then the and the and so on. he’d move out and figure out how to get wellfare on his own!!
Report Post »avenger
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 7:12pmwtf…the nuts are running the fruit farm…
Report Post »its_time_to_arrest_our_government
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 7:20pmthis looser who cares if he kills himself. look at the fat lazy pig. and his con for a wife is another criminal. when are we as americans going to say enough of this? take away his check let him threaten to kill his self. itll be one less looser to get rid of later……
Report Post »drago
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 7:28pm” Now that’s funny, i dont care who you are” Larry the cable guy. @13th Imam
Report Post »hauschild
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 7:29pmMy Sacred Honor:
There (2) things I can PROUDLY say that I’ve never done: First is vote for a democrat; second is watch South Park.
Report Post »EnoughBS
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 7:46pmISLESFORDIAN, You make the best observations, and I always enjoy your posts- especially this one. Thanks!!
Report Post »No1YaKnow
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 7:58pmI’m with Coburn on this one. So be it if he wants to be weird, but disability checks? I think not!
Report Post »Cemoto78
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 8:21pmI can’t believe he is from California. Who would have thought such things would go on in such a wonderful utopia like California. (extreme sarcasm) I have met MORE people on disability from CA than any other place. seems all you have to do is fill out a form for disability in that state and it’s automatically approved. With such an entitlement mentality for these people it’s no wonder America is broke. As for these two drains on society, free lunch is over.
Report Post »Hungry_i
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 8:49pmCute jammies.
Report Post »seemsew
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 9:00pm@13th IMAM
Report Post »Thanks so much for the hearty belly laugh!! I needed that.
Canuck GB Fan
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 9:27pmIck-this makes me sick! Cooked in the head…..
Report Post »jzs
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 9:32pmSorry to be the one to tell you, but Coburne is trying to deflect attention away from his real problems. Understandable because you get your news from FOX and this website, but Coburne is facing serious ethical charges and perhaps legal ones. From Politico:
Sen. Tom Coburn faces troubling new questions about his role in the extramarital affair of his former colleague, Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.), including allegations that the Oklahoma Republican may have not been completely candid when questioned by Senate investigators about the still unfolding scandal.
For Coburn, the Ensign case has been a confusing — and apparently unending — parade of contradictions involving personal friendship, loyalty, religion, and political self-preservation. Coburn has found himself making headlines he clearly never wanted, and now he is a recurring character in the shocking Senate Ethics Committee report that suggests Ensign and his parents may have broken federal laws on several fronts in their dealings with Cindy and Doug Hampton, Ensign’s former mistress and her husband.
Coburne brokered a deal to keep Ensigns mistress, the wife of one of his employees, silent (he negotiated a lower price). And he got a job for Ensigns cuckolded employee. Coburne was right in the middle, and he’s got big problems.
Yeah, support of Coburne all you want, but the more the news comes out, the more you’ll question how great a person he really is.
Report Post »http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/
kindling
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 9:34pmCan we all say codependants?
Report Post »NuffSaid
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 9:45pmGreat line. This guy reminds me of the Sheriff in “Blazing Saddles” who held himself hostage when the town want to grab him.
“One move and I’ll kill …” u remember..
Please adult baby, don’t kill yourself. We’ll get you a check.
Report Post »SandPatriot
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 10:13pmHaahahaha!!!!
Report Post »gofigureinternational
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 10:53pmHe “used” to work as a security guard, but could not hold that position. He is 30 and has been milking the system for 10 years? He really did not give that whole job thing a serious try did he?? UNBELIEVABLE! Wonder why this country is 14 Trillion+ (without unfunded) in debt? Welcome to the entitlement society. The guy needs some Prozac and a treadmill with a donut hung out in front of it!
Report Post »chazman
Posted on May 18, 2011 at 11:28pmGeee … IT threatened to kill itself?
Can I watch?
Report Post »Chief Moolah Eggplant
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 3:36amHe can hold down a tractor trailer?
Report Post »An anchor baby!
ILUVJESUS
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 3:42amI certain that this dude didn’t vote, but if he did he would have voted for Obama.
Report Post »dr_funk
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 5:11amGluttony…that’s what its called.
If we didn’t have government-sanctioned paychecks for the lazy, we wouldn’t have to worry about people like this.
Report Post »dr_funk
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 5:17amLet me just say, there’s nothing wrong with LEGOs. Hobbies are fine. Being creative and building things (model train scenery, model planes, etc) is a healthy outlet. Acting like a baby is not healthy.
Cut him off. Force him to get a real job. Force him to pay for his own counseling. He’s got serious issues.
Report Post »hazmat2010
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 8:57amgood one!
Report Post »DIOS BENDIGA AMERICA ... JESUCRISTO ES EL SEÑOR!
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 10:00amThis would blow Michael Jackson’s mind!
Report Post »moiriane
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 10:05amhahaha to darn funny
Report Post »Hula Calhoun
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 11:07amThe article is wrong calling his benefits SSI. SSI is a supplement to disability, only available to people whose assets (money in bank, value of car, etc) are less than $4000. If you go over that amount, you no longer qualify. One can get disability and not get SSI. They are not synonymous.
Report Post »the_zazzy
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 11:35amI have wanted to know what ENCINOM looked like. I always like to put a face with an anonymous profile name. Now I can envision who I’m chatting with all the time. Thanks, ENCINOM…hey, enjoy your bottle, big fella!
Report Post »Runandtellthat
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 11:41amOk folks, it’s time to thin the herd!!!
Report Post »Obamunism
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 11:42am@JZS – You don’t like FOX or TheBlaze, so in order to prove they aren’t credible sources, you turn to Politico? Seriously? Ha! Pathetic. That’s laughable, at best.
It takes a while to grow up and read the big-boy sites, I know, but next time try harder.
Report Post »CONAN THE CONSERVATIVE
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 12:37pmDollars to Doughnuts that they are Democrat voters.
Report Post »Wait….he is getting dollars and doughnuts!
William
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 1:59pmThis just ****** me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am 40 years old with a tore up leg and busted back. I am fighting with the government to increase my disablility rating! (for the last 4 years) and this jack ass gets SSI for beign a bedwetting baby!!!!!!!!!!! It makes me sick. I have to take enough drugs to put down an elephant just to work 40 hours a week to help take care of my family and this fool gets SSI for being an idiot! That is the welfare system for you.
Report Post »UPSETVET
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 2:11pmThat’s a good start but what about the millions of other Adult Babies on wellfare?
Report Post »Susan Harkins
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 2:26pm““You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care,” the California man said.”
Keyword here: “California”
Nuff Said.
Report Post »Jamie16
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 4:06pmI do like his PJs though.
Report Post »3
Posted on May 19, 2011 at 4:12pmHe needs to get kicked in the Balls. If He jumps He has some.
He needs His ass kicked too for acting like a Moron and beig a big fat lazy pig.
P.S. His Mom needs an ass kicking too.
Report Post »imreddog
Posted on May 21, 2011 at 3:01pmHe says, “I have no problem killing myself.” PROVE IT BY DOING IT!
Report Post »jackal2026
Posted on May 22, 2011 at 9:26amlets test his seriousness. if he does in fact kill himself, i guess he was serious.
Report Post »smithclar3nc3
Posted on May 23, 2011 at 11:23amKill yourself….it’s not the tax payers responsibility to pay for your life style…
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