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Minn. Woman Tries to Mail Puppy via USPS Flat Rate Box

A Minnesota woman has been charged with animal cruelty after she tried to ship a live puppy to a relative using a United States Postal Service flat rate box:

From WCCO:

The poodle-mixed pup is being held temporarily at the animal control office in Minneapolis but still belongs to the woman who allegedly tried to mail it — 39-year-old Stacey Champion.

“Clearly there wasn’t a whole lot of thought that went into this,” said Sgt. Angela Dodge with the Minneapolis Police Department.

Dodge said last Tuesday Champion took the puppy to the Loring Post Office. The puppy was in a box with a priority sticker on it.

“A puppy is a definite no-no,” said Pete Nowacki with the U.S. Postal Service.

Postal workers didn’t know right away about the puppy inside, until the box fell off the counter.

“Apparently the puppy must have moved at that time and the box had shaken and fallen. At that point, the clerk and supervisor could hear a sound like panting coming from inside the box,” recalled Nowacki.

“They could hear it in the box, they opened the box and discovered a live puppy on there with no food or water,” said Dodge.

Champion did want the puppy to get there quickly because she mailed him 2-day priority. Officials say she was mailing the puppy as a present for a relative.

UPDATE:

KMSP has more information on the puppy, including information from the USPS that the dog would have been shipped by air and probably would have died:

Comments (121)

  • swimmer1940
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:22am

    Incredibly cruel!
    But, then, look how we treat third trimester fetuses. Suck out their brains, crush their skulls, pull out, and toss in the garbage……AND IT IS LEGAL, with Obama’s blessing. Oh, I remember now, when the vote came up in the Illinois Senate “chicken poop” Obama voted “present”.

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    • Untameable-kate
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 12:22pm

      Just one more thing that was “above his paygrade”. He is a buffoon.

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  • wodiej
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:20am

    Put her on house arrest and revoke her voting privileges. Someone this stupid is dangerous.

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  • Kev8227
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:18am

    “What an idiot. She could have shipped FedEx Overnight and avoided the long lines.”

    @ Ghostofjefferson: I LMAO……

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  • Gonzo
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:10am

    There are a lot of stupid people out there. I guess that explains Obama’s rise to power, a lot of puppy mailing idiots.

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  • GULFVETCELL13
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:10am

    Stupid brought to the next level.

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  • rugin
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:09am

    This calls for honorable mention in the Darwin Awards

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  • BubbaCoop
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:07am

    How much do you want to bet Balloonhead tries to blame this on Michele Bachmann, while Maddow blames it on Beck?

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  • SpotoGo_Denny
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:07am

    That’s just silly. Everybody knows that when it absolutely has to be there, you ship FedEx.

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  • NICE NICE TACO
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:52am

    EGAD – I bet she has kids too.

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  • Thighmaster
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:48am

    you, me, GENIUS!

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  • Desert Dog
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:45am

    Dumb as a box of hammers

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  • mdlwoods
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:35am

    Some people just don’t have any brains! Remember the old childhood saying: When God was giving out brains, she thought he said trains…and caught the next one.

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  • OUTRIDER WRITER
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:32am

    The scary thing is that this lady probably breeds her kind.

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  • Norma Perez
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:29am

    It’s a total disgrace what the postal service has become. They need to privatize it and get rid of the Unions.

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  • Warphead
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:25am

    I don’t know about everybody else out there but me personally, I don’t think we need people like this in our society anymore. I’m not really sure how they go, I really don’t care anymore, as long as their gone. They have dumbed down society for far too long. Years ago people with lets say, a limited ability for rational reasoning like the woman shipping the puppy, well, nature just didn’t allow it for very long. Nature would just kind-of shut it down before it multiplied. Harsh? I’ll let nature decide.

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    • Warphead
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:31am

      Man started interfering with nature and now look what we have. Compassion, like justice should be meaded out wisely.

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    • dataway
      Posted on February 3, 2011 at 2:40pm

      Now if you don’t want people to think YOU are stupid, please check your spelling.
      as long as their gone SHOULD BE as long as they’re gone. Get it?

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  • ThomasUSA
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:25am

    From Robert Heinlein’s “Notebook of Lazarus Long”
    “Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can’t help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.”

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  • catndahat
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:17am

    I would love to prosecute this case–she should be locked in isolation with no food, water, toilet, etc for at least two days.

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    • Warphead
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:28am

      Oh, don’t forget to remove the oxygen and lower the temperature to about 5F. I would want it as realistic for her as she was going to make it for the puppy.

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    • Untameable-kate
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:41am

      Warphead, you took the words right out of my mouth. Those cargo areas are not heated.

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  • 82dAirborne
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:14am

    Sometimes I really wish that STUPID was a felony!

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    • what4
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:02am

      Or at least, Very, very painfull!

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  • roxee
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:12am

    I guess Starbucks is adding a wee bit more than cofffee beans these days? One has to conclude that the mental issues of some ,are getting worse out there.

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  • AC
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:11am

    What???? Please don’t give the puppy back to this idiot! I’m sure the puppy was scared to death. Thank God they found it!

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  • jedi.kep
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:10am

    What an absolute stupid individual.

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  • blanco
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:07am

    $10,00 says she voted for prez islama!!!!

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  • GeauxAlready
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:04am

    Please say it aint so…………………..

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  • azimm1979
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:04am

    “If it fits, it ships”

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    • KenInIL
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 12:28pm

      If they determine she can’t have the puppy back, they will probably euthanize it. Can’t allow anyone to hurt a puppy !!

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  • Grandpa's Attic
    Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:03am

    “If it fits it ships”, guess she took it to whole new meaning…

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    • GeauxAlready
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:09am

      .
      Kate will you please tell us how you really feel?

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    • Glennis_the_Menace
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:11am

      OHHH! I hate it when people are mean to cute little puppies. My boyfriend would never let me do anything like that. He bought me Hoody Footie pajams and he really luvs me. I took my Hoodie Footy PJ’s outside this morning to hold them up to see if they cast a shadow to see if we were gonna have 6 months more of winter or not. I waited a really long time too but I never saw a shadow or anything. Then it started to get light out and I realized I went outside too soon, like at 12:30 AM. So no wonder my Hoodie Footie PJ‘s didn’t cast a shadow. I feel soooooooooooooo dumb.

       
    • sweetbees
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:16am

      The stupidity of some people never ceases to astound me!!!

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:26am

      What an idiot. She could have shipped FedEx Overnight and avoided the long lines.

      GhostOfJefferson  
    • Decade of Greed
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:28am

      Obviously this person is a Chris Matthews fan.

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    • c10win
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:30am

      Isn’t this the same state that gave us Al Franken? Too bad we can’t put him and his diaper clad bottom in a box and send him somewhere…

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    • Untameable-kate
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:30am

      GeauxAlready
      I always do.

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    • what4
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:46am

      @ Decade….a relative perhaps…maybe even recipient of the package!!

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    • Nicealltype
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 10:54am

      You can’t fix stupid lol

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    • cessna152
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:03am

      How did she get the measurements? Did she give UPS the “ruff” dimensions?

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    • walkwithme1966
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:06am

      This is the stupidest thing that I have seen someone do – mail a puppy – you have to be kidding me!!
      http://wp.me/pYLB7-yW

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    • wodiej
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:16am

      I agree Kate. What a friggin’ MORON. She should have her voting privileges taken away and put under house arrest.

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    • 8jrts
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:18am

      Kate, I agree wholeheartedly!! They should charge the idiots that sold this dumb a$$ the puppy too. Obviously they didn’t put any thought into who was getting the dog, they just took the money and got rid of it.

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    • grandmaof5
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:20am

      Love ya, Kate!

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    • ->How To Work From Home Site<-
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:22am

      Why not you can buy baby chickens online and they mail them to via USPS

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    • silentwatcher
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:36am

      Wow,,,,i’ve seen very very stupid people before,,,,,,that‘s one of em’.

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    • silentwatcher
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:38am

      George Bush told her to do it.

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    • nummy1
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 11:50am

      @Kate— NOOO, we don’t want her in Alaska!! :-p

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    • Untameable-kate
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 12:08pm

      nummy1
      Don’t worry she will be a b!tchcicle way before she makes it to Ak.

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    • CatB
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 12:37pm

      NO common sense .. but yes the Post office does advertise that way don’t they … I suspect we will be seeing a disclaimer running at the bottom of the commercials soon. This woman should be locked away for her and puppies safety everywhere .. obviously too stupid to be in society!

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    • bobodu
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 12:38pm

      Probably uses GoldLine too.

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    • sissykatz
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 12:45pm

      @ Kate Way to go!!! I am absolutely aghast at the stupidity,my husband and I help the local Humane Society raise money, $12,000.00 for one project our idea and no help, we love animals and the simple thought of this poor thing being thrown, tossed, no heat water or food OR air is unbelievable and incomprehensable to me. She should be locked up!!!! or done as Kate said, UNBELIVEABLE!!!!

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    • Kalish
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 1:07pm

      Why no pictures ? I’m sure the media could dig up some if they wanted to

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 1:45pm

      @Untamable Kate

      I agree with you completely; this lady needs some major examination to see if she is in her right mind and also, if found to be so, sent away for a long, long time.

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 1:46pm

      @Untamable Kate

      Instead of Alaska; send the woman to the depths found in Siberia and let the Russians handle her.

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    • Tex Expatriate
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 2:47pm

      I bet if you look into it you’ll find this woman is a regular Democrat voter.

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    • JD Carp
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 3:17pm

      And you wonder how Obama got elected?

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    • The Noodle Fish
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 4:27pm

      Clearly a product of the 80′s public school system. What a deadhead. That puppy could have died for God’s sake. This woman should be charged with animal cruelty

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    • The Noodle Fish
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 4:29pm

      Hey now, Untameable-Kate! I’m from Alaska! How dare you insult my great state as a madhouse to put all of societies unmentionables! How dare you!

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    • What-A-Joke
      Posted on February 2, 2011 at 5:27pm

      She should be stuffed in a box not much larger than her for two or three days then banned from owning a pet. Hunters treat animals with more respect than that.

      http://timnbettyp.blogspot.com/p/club-sea-breeze_03.html

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