Crime

Mugshot of the Year? Marker-Faced Man Attacks Friend With Sword

Mugshot of the Year? Marker Faced Man Attacks Friend With SwordRicky Lee Kalichun, 45, wanted his video game console back. That‘s at least what he claimed when he showed up at a friend’s apartment drunk with marker all over his face and wielding a sword.

Kalichun, of Evansville, Indiana, was arrested and charged with intimidation with a weapon and public intoxication. That arrest produced a mugshot that could be considered the best of the early year.

The Evansville Courier & Press explains the incident:

According to the affidavit, a man called police about 12:24 a.m. and reported that Kalichun tried to attack him in the hallway of an apartment building at 315 SE King Blvd.

Police said they found Kalichun on the fourth floor with a camouflage coat and black marker markings on his face and immediately arrested him.

Police said Kalichun smelled strongly of alcohol and had a large sword on him.

The victim — who told police he and his wife were homeless and had been staying with someone at the apartment — said he got word that an intoxicated man was downstairs and needed his help, the affidavit said.

The victim told police he used to room with Kalichun and had him come up to the apartment. Kalichun then allegedly began unplugging a television and stated that a video game console and some games were his.

The occupants then got Kalichun in the hallway, the affidavit said, and he allegedly pulled out the sword and began swinging at the victim.

(H/T: FARK)

Comments (97)

  • chuck_wagon
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:47am

    I live in Evansville and can’t tell you how proud this makes me to be a citizen of this community. We have a liberal mayor and crack addicted community so this is what we get.

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  • dadadadio
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:30am

    “Friend”???

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  • MikeinIdaho
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:13am

    When markers are controlled, only Tea Party influenced criminals will have markers!

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  • newspapertaxis
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:12am

    I wonder if he’s a member of the reset generation. On X-Box, you get unlimited do-overs. Out here in real life, magic markers kick butt.

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  • apollo18
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:47am

    Somebody ask Larry O’Donnell if banning “hi capacity magazines” would have prevented this incident. Have we determined if he had a box cutter for a back-up?

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  • Wreck14me
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:33am

    So Sheriff Dupnik, what do you think?

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  • Neil Mariner
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:10am

    You can’t see me.———You still can’t see me.———-No; you can’t see me.

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  • Neil Mariner
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:08am

    You can’t see me.

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  • BoilitDown
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:08am

    Ya gotta wonder what virtual world he‘s livng in when he’s drunk.

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  • mcpbob
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:58am

    i think its Palins fault..

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  • Slayer
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:41am

    This kind of thing is beginning to happen all the time.
    A nice guy gets up in the morning after a good night’s sleep, takes a little extra time to pay all his bills early, heads out the door for work while reading the paper then sees something Palin said.

    And, BAM! He covers his face with marker, grabs a sword and tries to kill somebody.

    Oh, the crosshairs! The hateful, vitriolic rhetoric!

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    • jokemachine
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:53am

      Unfortunately for you, I already awarded Post of the Day. Keep your chin up, though, because you’re in the running for the silver medal for your reference to Palin Derangement Syndrome! I think you have a bright future, indeed.

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  • Rickfromillinois
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:40am

    I can’t believe that everyone is missing the danger flags that this story is raising. WE NEED FEDERAL SWORD CONTROL! Right now in this country anyone, even the insane and criminal, can walk into any sword store and why a sword without even showing any kind of I.D.! What should terrify people even more is that YOU NEVER HAVE TO RELOAD A SWORD! This is a threat to every American citizen. Sword Control Now!

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    • bikerr
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:49am

      Now that their is funny.

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    • jokemachine
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:49am

      Congratulations- you win post of the day!

      Never let a crisis go to waste, right? Best part: “YOU NEVER HAVE TO RELOAD A SWORD”

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    • carrn
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:06am

      What’s not funny is they already do have sword control. Any blade longer than 5.5″ or has a double edge here in Texas will land you in jail.

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  • heavyduty
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:36am

    Never combine drinking with marksalot. It’s a bad combination. I bet his wife is proud of him.

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    • Old Truckers
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 4:14pm

      Yeah, can you imagine how his congregation and his employer appreciates his “dark side”?

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    • freightliner1160
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 5:35pm

      Mom, is dad an idiot, or did he make Jack a$$?

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  • mikeshawtv
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:29am

    There can only be one

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  • anutter
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:26am

    It’s Stephen…from Braveheart! “IT’S MYYYY ISLAND”!

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    • American Pride
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:25am

      One of my favorite scenes of all time.

      “If I fight for you, will I get to kill the English?”

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  • newspapertaxis
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:23am

    We need to ban Markers.
    We need stricter Marker Control laws.

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    • kickagrandma
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:37am

      @NEWSPAPERTAXIS ~~~ Indeed. The will be a run on permanent markers this very day, and the shelves will be emptied by the patriots before the control-your-lives police can get there. “Mark my words”… Now, that’s funny!

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  • orcainohio
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:23am

    was this an mlk party gone wrong?

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  • Mominfla51
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:17am

    The Joker has returned!!!! (Batman reference for those that don’t get it.)

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  • Hugh Akston
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:16am

    From the description of the incident and the mugshot, I’d say this guy has a future in the White Mosque as an IRS or health care enforcement agent for the Ofama administration.

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  • jhonjhonson1
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:16am

    Nice disguise, I hardly recognized you!!!

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  • chuck
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:15am

    Nice pic, pretty! Johnny Depp on steroids…

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  • Muslim in Chief
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:14am

    So when does MSNBC start blaming Palin for this?

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  • gobluebuckeye
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:14am

    ahhh yes Harry Reid takes the mask off

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  • grandmaof5
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:14am

    I haven’t hit on the Palin/Beck thing, but this definitely looks like the kind of guy they would incite. I mean look at that face, he was all warm and fuzzy before their hateful rhetoric.

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    • smokie
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 3:15pm

      If you must blame someone, it has to be Tyrone Power, though in honesty, the suspect‘s handrawn Zorro mask is the worst I’ve ever seen.

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    • Old Truckers
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 4:09pm

      That is the face of a very disturbed man. He needs his Mommy.

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  • conservativeme
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:13am

    It‘s Beck’s fault!!!

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    • Idahocommonsense
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:20am

      It‘s Micheal Moore’s fault. He said people have guns because they fear the black man. Well this guy tried to look black so people would fear him.

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    • hempstead1944
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:26am

      No ! It‘s Bush’s fault !

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    • N37BU6
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:37am

      You realize when the GOP comes back into power and everything is still a huge mess (due to it being a long process, and also the fact that the GOP is an impotent joke) you’re just encouraging everyone on the left to mock you with “It‘s Obama’s fault!” right?

      All I ever see is this “It‘s Bush’s fault!” satire, and it’s getting old. Yeah, we get it… the left blames Bush. And rightly so. Their problem isn’t blaming Bush, it’s blaming ONLY Bush. But really, if that’s your argument wait until it gets turned around on you.

      We need arguments that are real, not slogans.

      N37BU6  
    • bikerr
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:46am

      N37BU6 Rightly so? How so? please explain your logic,if that’s what it is.

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    • gobluebuckeye
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:50am

      @N37BU6

      I feel your pain, but the blame Bush syndrome is getting old. If Obama was hired to fix the problems Bush created, which dont forget the congress holds the purse the executive branch hold the sword, then why is our economy getting worse. That is why its a effective constant critique of the Blame Bush group, because its one thing to constantly blame a predecessor if you are fixing the problems, its a something else when you are making it worse and not solving anything

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    • cheezwhiz
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:55am

      Global warming is responsible for his face

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    • chazman
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:02am

      It’s MY FAULT!!!

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    • DVT
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:07am

      Wait…can it be MY fault…I wanna be blamed for sumpin too!

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    • N37BU6
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:46am

      @BIKERR

      No, you’re right… the Patriot Act & DHS have really increased your liberties. And it’s not like the Obama administration has built upon them, either. Bush was an excellent, competent, patriotic president. And his father has NOTHING in common with Soros, Strong, Obama, or anyone else:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc7i0wCFf8g

      There are useful idiots on both sides, chump. Sr is there saying it right to your face and you still don’t get it.

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    • TheLeftMadeMeRight
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:07am

      Without a doubt a member of the T-Party!

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    • Jsh1284
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:24am

      Bug, Bush was a progressive republican. Also known as a RINO. These people who praise him don‘t know what they’re talking about honestly. He did do some good, however he is in many ways a carbon copy of Obama. That’s why progressive-types need to be stopped. ON BOTH SIDES! Socialist type policy does not work. It has failed miserably every time it has been attempted. If we continue down this path, we will fail, too. Just like everyone else has .. over fairly short periods of time, too!

      Bushy was not a good president. Obama is a HORRIBLE president. We need real conservative leaders on the right and real moderates on the left. Why? Because socialism and communism have failed miserably .. and are proven to be inefficient, ineffective, and incapable of being implemented with any success. Conservatism which serves as the base of a small govt on the other hand .. is a proven system. TRUE conservatism. That’s what this nation was built on, and that’s why we became the fastest rising and most dominant superpower to date.

      You’re right about one thing, though. The republican party .. as it stood before the Tea Party .. WAS a joke in many ways. We still have some bad apples, but alas .. so are the democrats! The right was incapable of getting anything done and was not conservative enough while the left is currently busy worshiping their golden calf. They are supposed to stand for the democratic process while at the same time they are standing for socialism, big government, and corruptness. Even the most moderate democrat is consistently voting for Obama’s far left schemes! They’re going to follow him and lead America through the gates of Morodor, too .. if this crazy far left crap isn‘t stopped in it’s tracks!

      The whole system needs a shake-up. Fire everybody! Create term limits! Let us opt-out of Soc Sec. I could go on for hours ..

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    • Cemoto78
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:28am

      Quick…we need more laws pertaining to “SWORD control”. Chucky Schumer where are you when we need you.

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    • Xcori8r
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:41am

      You know when you chug a pint of Everclear and two 40′s of Colt and then you get busted for running around with a sword and your face all blackened with permanent marker?
      I hate when that happens.

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    • N37BU6
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:44am

      @JSH1284

      Thanks! That’s pretty much what I said. It’s sad how this game just keeps on going, isn’t it?

      Now if my comment ever gets approved he can respond to it…

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    • Stuck_in_CA
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:59am

      Call Sheriff Dipstick! He’ll take care of this guy.

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    • Kpax
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 11:34am

      You’re all wrong. It‘s the Sharpie Pen’s fault.

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    • LikesToFightGuy
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 11:58am

      maybe they arested him for only using one hand on his sword < sword conrol

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    • Mascoma
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 12:13pm

      Your All wrong, seems everyone is calling everyone else a Nazi, so that makes it Hitler’s fault for losing WWII.

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    • VegasLibertarian
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 12:50pm

      It‘s Sharpie’s fault!

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    • KaptainKody
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:13pm

      No, no it‘s not Beck’s fault it‘s Global Warmings that’s to blame. It‘s making us all go crazy don’t ya know!!! Dumb redneck conservatives

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    • tower7femacamp
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 2:18pm

      FREEEE-DOMMm

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    • GONESURFING
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 4:22pm

      There are some truly scary people out there these days. Especially on MSNBC.

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    • Showtime
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 4:55pm

      It‘s N37BU6’s fault.

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    • NumbnutsObama
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 5:50pm

      What a dingleberry

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    • My Sacred Honor
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:37pm

      I was about to agree with bug, but your reply was spot on. Yes, I STILL blame Bush for the patriot Act and the DHS, and will never forgive him for taking so many of my liberties away. He wasn’t even a RINO, just a piece of the Soros puzzle that started with his daddy being forced on Ronald Reagan as VP in 1980, just minutes before he was to accept his Republican nomination for President. Bush was a bad dude, and a globalist just like daddy, and Cheney is a war-profiteering monster who should be tried, convicted, and executed for treason. I didn’t believe all this until just recently when I started putting more things together, and drank Hannity’s “Bush cool-ade” ad nausium in the 00′s. I openly mocked truthers back then, but I am re-openning my own investigation into the matter.
      I dunno. I’m just getting so damn tired of all this mess, and want society to be a better functioning lot instead of all this bitterness and hate from both sides. I’m like William Wallace “All I want is to raise crops, and God willing, a family” And i want to be left to do it, free from this perpetual nanny-state telling me HOW I need to do it. That‘s why I’m so fired up so much in my posts.

      Semper Fi and DON’T TREAD ON ME!!!

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    • My Sacred Honor
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:40pm

      But yeah, the “It’s ____’s fault!” mockery is pretty damn old. That joke was unfunny like back in 2007. Go to Sam’s Club and get yourself some new wit. They are selling it for $7.99 for a 50 lb bag.
      It’s a good deal, and you all need some.

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    • My Sacred Honor
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:25pm

      @N37BU6 just watched all your posts and you are right on! I posted as “StMichelob” on the Soros youtube vid.

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    • The Noodle Fish
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 11:40pm

      moronic sci-fi fantasy fans and their dull swords.

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