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Mustache Bill Puts Congressman in Hairy Situation

Republican Congressman Accused of Supporting Mustache Act(AP) — A Republican congressman from Maryland is in a hairy situation over a proposal to give tax breaks to Americans with mustaches.

The American Mustache Institute claimed Tuesday that Rep. Roscoe Bartlett had lent his support to the `Stache Act, which calls for a tax deduction of up to $250 a year for facial hair grooming.

But Bartlett’s office said he never supported the measure. Staffers said Wednesday that they only forwarded a copy of the proposal to the House Ways & Means Committee, without the congressman’s knowledge, after receiving a media inquiry about it. That led the institute to believe Bartlett, who has long had a mustache, supported the measure.

“For the record: Roscoe is pro-stache, but he does not believe Americans should pay for people’s personal grooming decisions,” Bartlett’s chief of staff, Deborah Burrell, said in a statement.

So far, no other representatives have supported the mustache proposal.

At least one of Bartlett’s Republican primary opponents is criticizing him over the facial hair flap. The longtime incumbent faces several challengers in the 6th District, which was redrawn to include more Democratic voters.

The American Mustache Institute, meanwhile, issued a statement faulting Burrell for what it called a “shameful reversal.”

“We are highly disappointed by their reversal based on the fact that the congressman’s opponents in the race are jumping on the bandwagon to criticize him,” chairman Aaron Perlut said. “They obviously don’t understand what it is to be a mustached American.”

The institute plans to send Burrell an autographed photo of Burt Reynolds as a goodwill gesture, Perlut said.

State Delegate Kathy Azfali, who is challenging Bartlett in next month’s primary, said the `Stache Act situation was a sign that the 10-term incumbent had lost control of his staff and “is out of touch with voters.”

Bartlett told WTOP-FM last fall that he grew his mustache in the 1950s as an affront to the clean-shaven.

“For someone who was kind of a nonconformist, it was kind of a symbol of rebellion,” he said.

Bartlett supports the Movember campaign, which encourages men to grow mustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, specifically prostate cancer. The mustache institute has contributed to that campaign and other charities.

“I would encourage people who find out about the mustache institute’s efforts to make tax-deductible charitable contributions toward the serious Movember philanthropy effort,” said Lisa Wright, Bartlett’s press secretary.

Wright said she forwarded the mustache institute’s white paper on the `Stache Act to the Ways & Means Committee because it‘s the committee’s role to address media inquiries about tax policy.

“I looked at it, and I knew it was a joke,” Wright said of the `Stache Act.

Comments (28)

  • RedManBlueState
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 12:20pm

    I’ve got a full beard. Can I take $500?

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    • Wolf
      Posted on March 2, 2012 at 12:20am

      And there isn‘t more to be concerned with in politics than your ’stache?
      And some people wonder why this country is so screwed up.

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  • steveh931
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 12:16pm

    Send the staffers to Clinton, he’ll know what to do.

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  • andrewkboyle
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 11:01am

    This puts the FU back in Fu-Manchu. As a “mustached-American” I am shocked by this story. What is the compelling national interest in subsidizing the grooming of the hair on my face? This would require the seizure of someone’s wealth to reduce the cost I incur to maintain my face. This is tyranny. If your independent enough to grow hair on your face, you should be independent enough to oppose this tax break.

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  • oldbat
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 10:19am

    Satire folks. Satire.

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  • ArtieR
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 9:12am

    Mustache…. birth control whats the diff? give everyone enough tax breaks and than implement the flat tax…. genius!

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    • JRook
      Posted on March 1, 2012 at 10:07am

      Exactly, birth control, mustaches, Exxon ($5 billion tax credit), corporate jets, etc. I have no problem with eliminating all undeserved and unnecessary federal tax deductions and credits.

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  • duketurner
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 8:56am

    Here is why we are in trouble. “For the record: Roscoe is pro-stache, but he does not believe Americans should pay for people’s personal grooming decisions,” Bartlett’s chief of staff, Deborah Burrell, said in a statement.

    OMG, really, is she that stupid. NO American will pay more for the grooming decisions of other. The people who have mustaches will just pay less. NOBODY will have to pay more. ARRRRRGHHH! My head is exploding.

    I hate how these people twist words to make it sound like someone will pay!

    I do not have a mustache, but if this bill means people pay less taxes to this bloated overspending monster sized federal government, then so be it. I would like to add a tax credit for people who shave. Razors & shaving cream cost money and I would like a tax credit. $1,000 a year will do.

    Actually I don’t want the Federal Government doing anything with my face because next thing you know they will make a law about when we should shave or something stupid like that.

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    • merchantsailor
      Posted on March 1, 2012 at 9:14am

      Why not???? We need to pay for contraception right?? We cannot deny the mustached people their RIGHT to pay less taxes because they have facial hair. sarc off now

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  • TwoLazy
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 8:35am

    I hate to say this but they nut is a nut, and this is reminiscent or Nero fiddling while Rome burned ….

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  • Meyvn
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 7:53am

    I have a stache and a soul patch on my chin, but this is stupid.

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    • MYHEROISRON
      Posted on March 1, 2012 at 8:18am

      And congress wonders why their popularity is nonexistent. This frivilous crap is treasonous!

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  • clingingtogodandguns
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 6:36am

    This is the reason we need a part time congress!!!! If this is all this guy can think about with all that’s going on.He should quit, then he will have plenty of time to work on it.Now a tax break for BEER drinkers, now that’s a good bill.Do you know how many hours a day i spend on perfecting my elbow bending.lol

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  • Arc
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 6:03am

    This is just another instance of complete an total AMBIVALENCE to the JOB AT HAND by the members of our CONGRESS.

    This falls in line with, ” voting on naming a highway after a politician, a post office after a politician “ or voting on whether or not they should ” go on recess”

    And they wonder why their approval rating is about 10%. Just imagine who that 10% are. All relatives of Congress or Congressional Aides etc.

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  • lukerw
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 5:56am

    MaryLand… is Weird!

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  • bigdaddyt46
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 3:14am

    they need to make this a law. poor pelosi is spending a small fortune to maintain and control her mustache. can’t we all help a little?

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  • hogtrashhd
    Posted on March 1, 2012 at 12:49am

    oh come on.. if it’s such a burden and expense shave the damn thing off.. this is ludicrous gone wild..

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  • spreadcommonsensenot pc
    Posted on February 29, 2012 at 11:48pm

    O, I forgot……..from our university system………….

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  • spreadcommonsensenot pc
    Posted on February 29, 2012 at 11:47pm

    Where in the WORLD do these kooks come from………….

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  • spreadcommonsensenot pc
    Posted on February 29, 2012 at 11:46pm

    Just another “HAIRY-BALLLLLLZ” progressive tax……..

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  • ModerationIsBest
    Posted on February 29, 2012 at 10:47pm

    Insanity run amuck.

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  • DividedWeFail
    Posted on February 29, 2012 at 10:45pm

    There was an guy on Cavuto (fox business) today promoting this “Stash Bill”.

    He wants a $250 tax deduction to care for mustaches (and for women to get rid of facial hair). Cavuto said WE ARE BROKE!!!!! What is to stop people from asking for a Tattoo Tax Deduction or some other “life style” deduction.

    This mustache bill guy gave a Pelosi answer. The $250 Mustache deduction WILL STIMULATE THE ECONOMY.

    How PATHETIC we are so far from the Constitution that we have a income tax that can manipulated by every lobbyist like this guy. But he has a point. His lifestyle mustache tax deduction is no different than a life style deduction for being married or having children which discriminates those who are not married or have no children. Growing corn is a JOB some farmer choose as a life style work – why are we giving ethanol, cotton, sugar and other farmers tax deductions?

    We need to repeal the income tax and all these mustache deduction – GO WAY. A national sales tax (NOT a flat tax) is far better.

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  • South Philly Boy
    Posted on February 29, 2012 at 10:30pm

    I LOVE that idea

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    • USAMEDIC3008
      Posted on February 29, 2012 at 10:42pm

      Yea Hillerl,Nancy,and Rose could use the deduction

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    • DividedWeFail
      Posted on February 29, 2012 at 10:46pm

      Don’t forget that newest female Supreme Court member. She could use a good shave.

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    • MS-GlenNBC
      Posted on February 29, 2012 at 11:07pm

      Elena Kagn…. I could see her with Biker Handlebars, i.e. Fu Manchu

      Just makes you want to throw up.

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    • Winedude
      Posted on February 29, 2012 at 11:26pm

      You guys are pathetic. You couldn’t think of anything evil with this stupid idea. All you could do is tear down someone else…I guess it’s a vast lack of self-esteem (if you stupid phucks even know what that means!)

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    • loriann12
      Posted on March 1, 2012 at 7:00am

      I guess that would mean women would get a tax break on what it costs to remove said mustache. IT’S NOT A MUSTACHE….it’s stray eyebrow hairs.

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