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Mysterious Green Goop Falls From Sky in NY

It looks like something out of a “Ghostbusters” movie. A mysterious, and smelly, greenish-yellow goop fell from the sky in upstate New York last week. The FAA denies it came from a plane (blaming birds), and now the town is puzzled as to what it is:

Mysterious Green Goop Falls From Sky in NY

ABC News reports:

Initial suspicions focused on “blue ice,” the frozen human excrement known to fall from passing jetliners, but the FAA investigated and quickly dismissed that possibility.

“The local flight standards inspectors investigated the situation and determined it was not from an aircraft,” FAA spokeswoman Arlene Salac told ABC News.

The Amherst Town Supervisor’s Office said that they are looking into the situation.

Comments (198)

  • spreadcommonsensenot pc
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:55pm

    soylent green—–the progressive HC

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  • ati058
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:50pm

    Ectoplasmic residue?

    You know, Biblical stuff. Dogs and cats living together . . .

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    • ClaytonDM
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 2:03pm

      Proton packs soon to be required by law in certain neighborhoods. Seeing as we can’t arm the ignorant populace, though, it will probably be a new public service department along with the police and firefighters. Then we’ll need a new bureaucracy to oversee it. When that ultimately fails, we can appoint a czar and scream about major reform.

      Or we could just call Bill Murray. Either way.

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  • Spawnomite
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:48pm

    Godzilla was rubbing one out.

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  • N37BU6
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:48pm

    Could be some kind of dried agent (chemical or biological, natural, or synthetic) in dust form that got sucked up into the atmosphere, absorbed moisture, and fell.

    It’s happened many times before.

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    • Showtime
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 4:48pm

      But has this been analized? Could be the sky falling, too. You know, they think we’re that stupid.

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  • EPROM
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:47pm

    Who ya gonna call? ….GHOSTBUSTES!!! …..The goop is growing in size due to all the hateful rhetoric!

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  • Sergio Q
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:46pm

    1st) ~thats just freakin naaaahsty !!

    …..I hope somebody other than The Fedz took assorted samples! and ferr’ God sakes do not hand it over to conspyracy loonz or politically compromised labs.
    possibly birds they said – riiight , yeah , HMMMM…{???}

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    • GEETAR
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 6:45pm

      I bet the local porta potty guy could tell you what it is. Plane piss

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  • Damifiknow
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:44pm

    Just another distraction , like dead birds so the dumb masses will have something to look into while they do all the really bad stuff in Washington

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  • OneFootRandy
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:43pm

    Birds? BIRDS?!?!, Just how stupid are we suppose to be?

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    • ConsConsMA
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 3:07pm

      Well choreographed mass voiding by a very LARGE flock of NYC pigeons? Uh huh! Right!

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    • Fauxfool
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 6:17pm

      Yes, let‘s call in the FAA to look at it and say it wasn’t them! oh, ok. I guess that’s that!

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  • ClaytonDM
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:42pm

    There seem to be lots of very peculiar oddities going around these days.

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    • pamela kay
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 5:49pm

      CLAYTONDM. That is true. Lately it seems to be one thing after another that has no logical or scientific explaination.

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  • Red Meat
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:40pm

    New York. How appropriate.

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  • Showtime
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:40pm

    Has anyone taken the time to ANALIZE it?

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    • TheDHndrsn
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 5:18pm

      My thoughts exactly. Homeowners should get together and send a sample to a lab. Or… they could just sit around and wait for the Goobermunt to tell them what to do. Moo! Moo! Moo! (in bovine, translation = “I’m from New York, tell me what to do Mr. Rancher!”)

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  • Tyson
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:39pm

    Probably some wierd Chinese hot sauce

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  • SlimnRanger
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:39pm

    It’s from ailens most likley from mars,they caused the death of all those birds falling from the sky and all those fish that died,they are on a mission to kidnap Matthews, Olberman,Schultz, Peolsi and the rest of then dog gone liberal people,they will take them back to mars and study them and try to figgure out how earthings got so stupid

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  • Shellback
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:37pm

    I probably came from the Chinese stealth plane which is secretly protecting their El Jeffe.

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    • starman70
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 2:39pm

      Imported directly from China, deposited on New York by the Chinese primier’s plane and containing toxic chemicals, lead paint which came from children’s toys intended for America.

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    • spirited
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:41pm

      test it for lead

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  • bluesavage
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:35pm

    Yep, Bush’s fault…

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  • Whostolemypig
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:33pm

    It was more than likely money falling from the sky to pay the federal deficit. It just melted before it hit the ground.

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  • Xcori8r
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:33pm

    Was Hillary flying back to her ancestral home in New York?

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  • Slowman101
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:33pm

    ET phone home!!!!

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    • stargazer4u2
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 3:03pm

      The ETs landed and they’re eating the fat ones first. It’s an ET turd. Guess they don’t like that house.

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    • GEETAR
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 6:39pm

      That damn Glenn Beck, i bet he,s behind this.Probrably Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh are in it too.
      With a name like Rush he might be on something anyway hahaha

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  • pittsburghjohn
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:32pm

    lets blame Bush!

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  • coasthoosier
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:32pm

    Mother Nature has to blow her nose somewhere. Why not New York?

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    • snowleopard3200 {cat folk art}
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:35pm

      Can they tag the UN building as well? Yellow ice for the cowards of the UN who only seek to steal all of what belongs to the citizens of America?

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  • Oil_Robb
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:31pm

    Sarah Palin must have caused the Unionized Pilots to spread the crap on the Union (socialist) loving state of NewYork

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  • jjufon
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:31pm

    I’m sure it’s the concentration of greenhouse gases that have solidified and now are falling out of the sky.

    Look out NY; here comes Al Gore to save the day!

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    • Xcori8r
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:38pm

      Michael Moore could have burst a zit?

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    • Sergio Q
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:57pm

      Baaaahhh Haaa Haaaah Ha Ha Haaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      …now I gotta clean the cappachino off my laptop that sprayed everywhere when I read your comment “JJUFON”

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  • Quad-rip-legic
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:30pm

    Yummy, I wonder if it tastes like chicken or chocolate.

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  • snowleopard3200 {cat folk art}
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:28pm

    Oh great, here we go again. Wonder both what it really is, and just what the next craze of the lunatic conspiracy circles are going to make of it. Do not be suprised if the administration blames it on the Global Warming junk making birds sneeze a great deal.

    Blue Ice? Hope not.

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    • Oh, God!
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:34pm

      I’m thinking The Blob.

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    • J.C. McGlynn
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:41pm

      “They Came From Outer Space.” Martian p@@p!

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    • Toki Wartooth
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:44pm

      since when do birds take ****** like humans? last time i checked it was either white, black, or green. not yellow piss

      lame reason for the mystery. it‘s like they aren’t even trying to fool the public

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    • GEETAR
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 6:28pm

      It was that chinese dude crappin on us on his way out of town.Probrably the dinner he had at the white house

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    • d55may
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:27pm

      I know, I know, BIRD POO.

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    • TruthLover
      Posted on January 21, 2011 at 12:51am

      Nah – the state of New York just got Punk’d by Nickelodeon – it’s just slime! Simple, logical answer.

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  • tower7femacamp
    Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:27pm

    I wonder ?
    http://www.chemtrails911.com/

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    • snowleopard3200 {cat folk art}
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:34pm

      I read the report on the abcnews link provided above in the story, one lady is reported saying the stuff happened last year as well; it supposedly is just bird droppings after the birds ate fast food remains in the Mc Donalds parking lot.

      At least it solves another mystery about how DC operates and smells as well.

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:36pm

      Well, to be fair, this is New York.

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    • Xcori8r
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:36pm

      Must be Green Tea Bag squeezings.

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    • Avidmonkey
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:37pm

      And that’s lunch, folks. Back to work.

      Avidmonkey  
    • Hoosier Daddy
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:37pm

      No, God hocked a loogie on New York.

      Hoosier Daddy  
    • 7.62AirMailComeGetIt
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:39pm

      Air Force 1
      I **** on you NY

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    • Tortilla
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:47pm

      It was Michael Moore.

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    • steinie44
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:49pm

      Just Air Force One doing another Fly Over.

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    • exdem
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:50pm

      It’s obviously a product of global warming caused by spoiled Americans, who over consume products made by greedy corporations , financed by evil banks. Case solved!

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    • Cliff
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 2:07pm

      and no one suspects UFO droppings??? lol Birds? really I mean it is dead birds falling from the sky and then now this… just weird I tell ya!

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    • Firefight
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 2:15pm

      @Tower7 I was thinking the same thing…

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    • ollie42
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 2:47pm

      You are all wrong. It‘s George Bush’s fault

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    • t00nces2
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 3:00pm

      A green movement?

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 3:08pm

      The Dave Mathews band was flying over.

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    • 101
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 3:09pm

      All the technology all the chemist and we can‘t figure out what’s falling from the sky…means only one thing, it’s from out of this world!

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    • Rational Man
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 3:55pm

      Who ya gonna call……….GHOSTBUSTERS!!

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    • SHEEPDRINKTEA
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 4:26pm

      the goop is a socialist plot to take over the siding industry to destroy America from within.

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    • Sam I am
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 4:36pm

      OH, my god, all the birds have been turned to green goop now!
      The government must do something.

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    • avenger
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 4:46pm

      part of the elite progressive program to thin the herd…

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    • FED-UP-AND-READY-TO-TAKE-ACTION
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 4:57pm

      It has to be those little green men again…………..maybe they collided in space or something……

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    • what4
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 5:15pm

      If the DOJ puts the squeeze on the mob….this is what they get!

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    • jbl8199
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 5:48pm

      It was E.T. taking a dump :P

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    • NumbnutsObama
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 5:53pm

      It is slimer!

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    • SLEUTH
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 6:06pm

      Wonder no more. it was E.T. that emptied its ‘bathroom’ in flight.

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    • SLEUTH
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 6:09pm

      Wonder no more. it was E.T. that emptied its bathroom in flight.

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    • what4
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 6:20pm

      Chuck Schumer sprung a leak! LMAO!

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    • happyboy
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:11pm

      ITS SEWAGE DROP FROM A MIDDLE EASTERN AIRLINE.

      Its a act of contempt that a American hating pilot must have dumped as he was making a final approach. Even if caught, nothing will be done to the foreign pilot, no one in the FAA wants problems with Moslems.

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    • d55may
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:22pm

      Right, Birds? Thousands of birds flying wing tip to wing all took a dump at the exact time ALL OVER the skies above this small town neighborhood, That is a lot of bird crap.

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    • My Sacred Honor
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:24pm

      Reckon some University will do a chemical study, independent of the Government’s own study to see what it REALLY is?
      Dammit, my bad…forgot all the universities are now OWNED by the Government.

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    • d55may
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:30pm

      Rosanne is a member of the GREEN TEA PARTY, do they call her a *********? It’s Bird POO, get it Bird flu.

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    • pattybbb1
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 9:55pm

      Tower7–thought that too. Any dead birds, fish, etc. reported?

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    • AngryMobOfOne
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 11:43pm

      The Mothership had finished servicing the pods in DC and was just swinging by the UN when the crapper sprung a leak.

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    • TruthLover
      Posted on January 21, 2011 at 12:55am

      Yep – I bet that’s exactly what it is. Those UN morons should know better than to chemtrail in the winter! Just think – when it‘s not dripping off things we’re breathing it! If it were tested by an independent lab it would probably prove to be vaccine grade anthrax or smallpox.

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    • GONESURFING
      Posted on January 22, 2011 at 4:08am

      OMG The sky is falling !

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    • lindap1667
      Posted on January 22, 2011 at 10:43pm

      I am sure our wonderful goverment will tell us and I am sure we will believe it, NOT!

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