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Mystery Surrounds Woman Who Fell Into Mall Fountain While Texting

It’s a video over 1 million people have seen so far. A woman, so engrossed in her phone at a mall, walks right into a small wall and falls head-over-heels into a fountain. But while nearly everyone has seen her gaffe, no one can figure out who she is.

The mishap occurred near Reading, PA at the Berkshire Mall. Apparently, a security guard or someone with access to the security footage saw the woman‘s unfortunate plunge and couldn’t resist sharing it. Perhaps understandably, no one has come forward claiming to be the woman or claiming to know the woman.

“We’re all dying to know who it is,” David Johnson, who saw the video on Facebook and shared it with other, told the local Reading Eagle.

He’s not the only one. A mall official told the Eagle, “We’ve been getting calls about this nonstop.”

The video doesn’t offer many clues either.

A group of people can be heard giving a play-by-play on the video, which some assume are mall employees who eventually released the video. According to those people, someone did ask her if she was okay, but didn’t seem to catch her name. Luckily, the woman was unharmed.

“Pedro asked her if she is alright,” one voice says, “and she said, ‘Yes — I’m just a little wet.”‘

She may have a busted ego, however, and that may mean we will never know who she is.

Comments (110)

  • Comeandtakeit
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:51am

    Who is this infamous “Pedro” from housekeeping?

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  • Gonzo
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:43am

    I think I was driving behind her on the interstate yesterday.

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:55am

      I’m behind HER at least three to five times a day, without fail.

      Cell phones are universal, texting seems to be restricted mainly (granted with some few exceptions) to women. I have no idea why, it just seems to be the case that practically every time I see a car swerving all over the road or running stop lights or otherwise being driven recklessly, it involves a woman texting somebody and being oblivious to the world.

      There was a study done a couple of years ago, and I wish I had the link at my finger tips, but it basically stated that when getting into a car, a man generally will see the world outside first, and the car as an extension of himself on the road. A woman will generally see the inside of the car as a world unto itself, with the outside being a secondary consideration. I’d love to find that study again, it seems really relevant to this particular discussion.

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:40am

    I guess it’s truly obvious why GOD rarely can get our attention these days. We are so busy with ourselves, there’s no room for HIM “in the Inn” yet again. Put down the cell phones, AMERICA, and pick up your BIBLES. Tweet GOD for a change!

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  • ItsallaboutJesus
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:37am

    That was funny, but I actually feel sorry for her.

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  • cmgnp
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:36am

    these mall fountains should have gators in them …. that may, may mind you , make people more aware but I doubt it …. lol

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  • JohnnyJT
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:33am

    She is very lucky she was Not driving a Car.

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  • Bluefish49
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:32am

    Dammit and I just bought this EVO…..so much for being water resistant…

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  • Silversmith
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:30am

    Sometimes I wonder whether being that connected all the time is really a good idea.

    Silversmith

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:38am

      My children have a spot of perpetual frustration with me. No cell phones, no texting, no televisions in their room. They feel so disconnected. I tell them that they don’t know it yet, but they’ll look back on this time in their life and thank me every time they do, since they’ll have memories of not being constantly “on call” with the rest of the world. They aren’t buying that yet, but they will…eventually.

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  • Pugfriend
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:17am

    Just another example of human addiction to electronic gadgets which is causing the dumbing down of society and the disconnection of people from each other!!!

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  • clockwatcher
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:15am

    Was it the Black Jimmy Carter? Was he checking his messages in order to know what to say to humble himself and America in front of the Red Chinese.

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  • ThomasUSA
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:14am

    What are the odds she voted for “ Hope and Change”?

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  • BeerSnob
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:03am

    Why do we care who she is?

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  • conservativeme
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:02am

    I’m sure law suits will follow because the mall did not have warning signs up and messages coming over the PA warning idiots to not text and walk at the same time.

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:36am

      No doubt. That does beg the question though, if the zombie is glued to her texting-box master, how can she see *any* warning sign?

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    • Jim
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:23am

      UPDATE She is looking into suing the security guards for releasing the tape.

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  • cece959
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:02am

    “…no one has come forward claiming to be the woman or claiming to know the woman.”——If you were this idiot, or you knew this idiot, would you?

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    • 82dAirborne
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:06am

      No & yes. If someone I knew was this stupid I would take pleasure in outing them!! LOL

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    • cece959
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:11am

      On second thought…I would too if I knew who she was!

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  • larman
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:02am

    Talk about embarrassing, I would come forward either.
    ______________________________________________________
    http://www.larryfalco.com

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  • mcmeador
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 7:59am

    I hope her phone is ok.

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    • Jim
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:21am

      I hope it’s fried! Ha ha! That would teach her!

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  • SigTau18
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 7:58am

    Zombies do walk among us. They are teenagers with cell phones. And its all Beck’s fault.

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    • RepubliCorp
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:12am

      If Palin didn‘t have a cell phone this wouldn’t have happened

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    • DMcPher316
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 2:21pm

      I see those dummies at school all the time, as soon as they clear the classroom door….ZOOM…up comes the phone. I think it’s funny she fell into the fountain, she wouldn’t have gotten too hurt but it would serve her as a reminder to PUT THE DAMNED PHONE AWAY!!!. You/we are not so important that we have to be stupid and kill someone or ourselves talking/texting on a damned phone. I hope they pass a federal law making it illegal to use it in any fashion while driving, and make the fine for using it and getting caught something like $5000 the first time. I lost a frined to a cell phone using driver, they make me mad as hell. Shut up and drive!!! ur not that improtant, if it’s important pull over and talk.

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    • jackkemo
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 3:56pm

      It’s angry “ white Tea Party ” folk…lol

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  • THETDY
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 7:56am

    lol

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  • Fletch
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 7:55am

    Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee

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  • GeauxAlready
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 7:55am

    I’ve been waiting for some social media moron to almost kill themselves updating their status………

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  • streetrodder
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 7:54am

    I’ll bet there are lawyers in Reading Pa, know who she is, or they are trying to find her. (Law suit comming)

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  • SND97
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 7:53am

    Eh..Why don’t people actually use a PHONE to call and SPEAK??? It will keep your eyes forward and LOOKING!!!!

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  • Risky Business
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 7:50am

    Must be a slow news day …

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  • TXPilot
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 7:50am

    Nothing shocking to see here, if you have been to a mall lately and seen some of the people that populate them.

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  • 82dAirborne
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 7:47am

    Just remember – some people DRIVE CARS while texting!!!!!!

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    • oldguy49
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 7:58am

      watch your u.p.s. driver i see them in motion and texting……………..

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    • JBaer
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:20am

      Vote for Pedro :-)

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:28am

      “Just remember – some people DRIVE CARS while texting!!!!!!”

      Let’s cut through the PC a bit.

      Many WOMEN DRIVE CARS while texting. I’ve rarely seen men driving and texting, maybe once or twice in the last couple of years. Daily however I see women, of all ages, eyes glued to their steering wheel or lap, scooting down the highway at 65 mph while weaving all over the road.

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    • Dustyluv
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:49am

      The thing about cell phone use in driving..When the Government makes laws to make it illegal to use cell phones, the problem gets WORSE as people hide their texting from plain sight and they are looking down at their phone and not up at their phone and the road……Yes MORE crashes when the laws are inacted!

      Laws do not solve anything. They NEVER will solve anything…Just punish the morons when they hurt someone. Or just laugh when they fall into fountains while texting…

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    • Rickfromillinois
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:49am

      I have seen plenty of men texting while driving. Mostly men wearing dress shirts and ties so I assume that they are some kind of business men. At any rate regardless who are doing it, it is dangerous. Once again, just a personal observation but approximately 9 out of 10 times when I see someone ahead of me swerving lane to lane or suddenly slowing down then speeding up I see them texting when I get closer to them.

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 8:59am

      @Rick

      Yes, it happens, but the frequency if you pay attention is highly biased towards women, particularly young women. At least in my experience. When I’m speaking of this, I’m talking particularly of while the car is moving and not when the car is at a red light. If the car is motionless it doesn‘t phase me since they’re not presenting a danger to me or others on the road.

      @Dusty

      This is about texting, not cell phone use as in “talking”. They seem (to me) to be two entirely different things. Talking on a cell phone doesn’t make you take your eyes off the road for any length of time, texting necessarily does by its nature.

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    • Dustyluv
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 9:06am

      Ghost…I saw a friend hold the phone in her lap and scream at it to “talk” because she saw a police officer close by. I dont believe cell phone use by talking is bad, but HIDING the use of a cell phone is…It’s the stuid laws that make it all worse…

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    • idrathermisstotheright
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 9:09am

      I think that was becki’snuts. I hear he cross dresses quite frequently.

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    • mtnclimberjim
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 9:16am

      I sure hope the river quits rising and the fishing is better today. It‘s supposed to be partly cloudy but we’ll see.

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    • AmericanSoldier
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:09am

      I agree with Dusty. No one stopped texting while driving. Instead of holding the phone up above the steering wheel where they can atleast have a view of the road while texting, they keep it below the window line where they don’t even have a peripheral view of the road. I‘ll take a peripheral view of the road while they’re texting then for them to be completely blind to the road texting.

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    • snowleopard3200 {cat folk art}
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:16am

      @82nd

      Agree absolutely; I take the city bus and often look upon drivers – men and women – texting away at the phone while making turns into traffic, on the move, or such. One almost hit a bus the other day at a bus stop; the enterance to a store was about a hundred feet down the road and he turned early just slamming on the brakes at the last second.

      The phone was clearly in his hand, and I did see him texting while trying to back his car up.

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    • missionarydad
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:34am

      You know a law suit is already in the works over this. This is very funny hopefully she will get laughed out of court with the judge saying “lady we don’t award damages for stupid!”, but the mall probably should have some barriers around the fountain. Lol!

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    • firstlast
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:40am

      @JBAER: I was listening to Efren Ramirez talk on KPFK; SoCal independent progressive radio. He’s a real anti-poverty humanitarian; you might want to reconsider the “vote for Pedro” thing…

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    • Xcori8r
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:50am

      One of the consequences of cruising on autopilot. Her peripheral vision indicator was on but unfortunately she did not engage her forward motion proximity detection and collision avoidance systems. At least she wasn’t driving.

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    • snowleopard3200 {cat folk art}
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:54am

      It was probably democratgirl. She is all wet when she posts here.

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    • jblovesAmerica
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 2:58pm

      walk and chew gum comes to mind.
      could she be your Mom?

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    • demint.disciple
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 3:44pm

      It‘s Beck’s fault. She was posting on The Blaze. lolololololololool

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    • Republic Under God
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 4:28pm

      Ghost, I have been in a car with a dear friend whole she was driving stick shift, putting on make-up and talking on the phone at the same time.

      Women are naturally more adept at multi-tasking than men (cannot site studies but I see it constantly over the span of a decade in the workplace. I think they often put too much stock in it. I have seen so many STUPID driving mishaps that could have lead to bad accidents because of text-driving/yaking on cellphone driving. I have avoided my fair share of accidents from the likes of such women. I usually nudge my girlfriend and say, SEE THAT, THAT is a woman driver. She’d suck her teeth and be like whatever! I’d pull up next to the car, and there she would be, chatting away or texting away on her phone. Now my girlfriend grumbles, “Darn women!” when someone does something stupid in a car. It’s pretty funny. The symptom I see most is driving absurdly slow in a passing lane on a highway, or CUTTING ME OFF to do it… not to pass anyone, just to go slow as hell in front of me.

      I live in Miami and no one knows how to drive here as it is.

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    • jbl8199
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 4:30pm

      Lol, this is why texting should be banned in public.

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    • Crewbot
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 9:47pm

      What’s even scarrier than the possibility of her driving is, she probably votes.

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    • AriBenTZion
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 10:17am

      Priceless!

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