Naked Burglar Steals Sausage, Napkins from FL Retirement Community
- Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:07pm by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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You really can’t make this up:
NBC 2 reports:
The man accused of burglarizing a clubhouse and stealing sausage, napkins and a first aid kit has been arrested, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.
Video surveillance shows the man walking around the clubhouse in boxer shorts and in the buff.
On January 7th, Joseph Brown went to the Mariner’s Cove clubhouse to supply it with food for an upcoming bingo event. Brown said while in the clubhouse he noticed the sausage he put in the refrigerator on a previous occasion was missing, reports said.
Brown checked surveillance video and saw a man wearing shorts trying to enter the clubhouse. He eventually made it inside through an unlocked sliding glass door.
The video also showed the man walking around the clubhouse in the nude, after possibly showering by using the wash area behind the kitchen, reports said.
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Report Post »COFemale
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 6:42pmDesperate times call for desperate measures,.I guess. I wonder if someone purposely left the sliding door open for this transient. Too bad the club house did not have a sign posted: no shoes, no shirt, no service. It may have worked. At least now he is fresh smelling for jail.
Report Post »sodun
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 4:35pmNow that’s some goooood NIBORG!
Report Post »Jim in Houston
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 3:45pmWhat is his nick name, Shorty?
Report Post »tellthem
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 2:30pmI think this song says it all about “Florida”:
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absolutely
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 2:04pmAre we sure he stole that sausage?
Report Post »StonyBurk
Posted on February 19, 2011 at 9:10amIsn’t he the new Gov. of Hawaii? Or is he just a clone of that bone-they does look kinda familiar.
Report Post »RightPolitically
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:57pmHe’s hungry, he’s getting ready to use the restroom and he just lost the final hand of STRIP POKER!
Report Post »chips1
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 9:16pmIt was a Vienna sausage.
Report Post »G man
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:29pmI was hungry.
Report Post »HillBillySam1
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:40pmThat’s ok…..but what was the first-aid kit for??
Report Post »DashRipRock
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 2:42pmHillbilly
He fryed the sausage.
Report Post »Elrik68
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:20pmDon’t Look Ethel… But it was too late.. Boogity Boogity…
Report Post »yanki161
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 2:09pmHA HA HA HA HA I’m starting to think some of you folks should be doing the writing here. ha ha ha
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:20pm“transient”. PC for bum, which is doubly appropriate.
Report Post »ISeeDanger.com
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:13pmIsn’t he a Wisconsin Democrat?
Report Post »Highland
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 3:22pmHe’s a WI legislator on the run and figured no one would find him in Florida.
Report Post »Ronko
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:13pmMan I agree you can’t make this crap up.
Report Post »vennoye
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:31pmMaybe the napkins were shaped like fig leaves :-)!!
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:09pmJust when you think crooks cannot get more stupid in what they will do, or how they will do it. So now we have another bare bottomed bandit of the sausages and napkins.
Report Post »leftiesaredangerous
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:12pmTimes are hard…er, I mean tough.
Report Post »Creestof
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:15pmJeb Bush after 3 Corona’s?
Report Post »thepatriotdave
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:17pmAnother tweaked-out citizen who stands for the legalization of illicit drugs.
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Report Post »poverty.sucks
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:21pmDANGLINBAGS at large
Report Post »LAM2
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:23pmGives a whole new meaning to the term “hide the sausage”……
Report Post »CatB
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:31pmLol .. this has been all over my local news … what an idiot!
Report Post »HillBillySam1
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:42pmI think that he belongs to “The Sausage McMuffin Is Too Damn High” Party……I see a very bright future for him politically…..
Report Post »mcfinch
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 1:48pmThe crooks get stupider every day.
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Report Post »Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 2:34pmGood Lord, I guess times ARE tough, doesn‘t mean you can’t wear underwear. Wait, maybe he was doing his laundry, too.
Report Post »CatB
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 3:06pmHe actually “bathed” in the large commerical sink .. they have disenfected it! I would replace it!
Report Post »Cemoto78
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 7:55pmAccording to the progressives, this is a fundamental right, to help yourself to other people’s stuff.
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