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Naked Man Who Tried to Eat Homeless Man’s Face Identified — and are ‘Bath Salts’ to Blame?

Naked Cannibal Who Ate Homeless Mans Face Identified as Rudy Eugene | Bath Salts CitedThe naked man who was reportedly growling like an animal as he tried to eat the face of a homeless this weekend has been identified. And now, as more details emerge, the story becomes even more horrifying.

Though cannibalistic instincts most likely aren’t reflected in physical features, the man looks normal — rather than appearing as a crazed lunatic, the man actually looks like somebody you could bump into at the mall.

Pictured in an old police mugshot, Rudy Eugene had reportedly been arrested 8 times since the age of 16, before he was shot and killed this weekend, and four of the arrests involved marijuana. 

He even had an ex-wife, who said: “I wouldn’t say he had [a] mental problem but he always felt like people was against him type of attitude.”  She said the marriage ended when Eugene became increasingly violent.

“No one was for him, everyone was against him.”

A neighbor said that Eugene’s former home was foreclosed on in 2011, and homeless people living near where the attack took place said he would often wander around the area, looking confused.

And as more details emerge about the attacker, more emerge of the attack.

The cyclist who first spotted the grisly scene recalled: “The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, ‘Get off!’…The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin.”

“When the officer approached him, told him to stop, pointed a gun at him, he turned around and growled like a wild animal and kept eating at the man’s face,” Fraternal Order of Police President Armando Aguilar told WPLG-TV.

Aguilar explained that Eugene was likely under the influence of what’s being called the new LSD — “bath salts.”

“It causes them to go completely insane and become very violent,” and many take off their clothes because it makes them feel hot, Augilar explained.

Here is an explanation of the “bath salts,” from a case where a woman reportedly swung a machete at her mother while under the influence of the drug:

“We have seen, already, three or four cases that are exactly like this where some people have admitted taking LSD and it’s no different than cocaine psychosis,” Aguilar told CBS.

“I took care of a 150 pound individual who you would have thought he was 250 pounds,” a doctor commented. “It took six security officers to restrain the individual.”

In Eugene’s case, even a bullet wouldn’t stop him.

Police shot him once after yelling for him to stop, but Eugene apparently continued trying to eat the other man’s face.  Police shot him multiple times after that, before he collapsed and died.

“Seventy-five to 80 percent of [the homeless man's] face was missing,” Armando Aguilar of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police Aguilar told NBC Miami. “He was actually swallowing pieces of the man’s face.”

Naked Cannibal Who Ate Homeless Mans Face Identified as Rudy Eugene | Bath Salts Cited

(Photo: Miami Herald)

Back in March, a naked reveler who may have taken a similar drug attacked a good samaritan and first responders after being hit by a taxi during the Ultra Music Festival.  Fourteen police officers had to be treated for blood exposure and injuries after managing to subdue the man.

“It’s dangerous for the police,” Dr. Paul Adams told CBSMiami. “It’s dangerous for the fire fighters. It’s dangers for the hospital workers taking care of them because they come in, they have to be restrained both chemically and physically and you’re asking for someone to get hurt.”

And now police are warning drug dealers that the liability could fall back on them, in such cases.

“I have a message for whoever is selling it out there,” said Aguilar. “You can be arrested for murder if you are selling [this] to people, unsuspecting people on the street and somebody ends up dying as a result you will be charged with murder.”

“The guy, he was like a zombie, blood dripping, it was intense,” Vega, the witness, explained. “The closest thing I’ve seen to it? ‘The Walking Dead.’”

This story has been updated with additional information.

Comments (154)

  • izukiddin
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:08pm

    A bath salt eating, black cannibal? Go figure …

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    • Locked
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:30pm

      @Izukiddin

      “A bath salt eating, black cannibal? Go figure …”

      Odds are he snorted or smoked the salts rather than eating them. Orally ingesting drugs typically diminishes the speed of the effects and eating them raw can either dull the effect or cause severe abdominal distress.

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    • hidden_lion
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:31pm

      The cops were trying to “save face”….

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    • Zer0
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:40pm

      Bath salts = Zombie Apocalypse

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    • Sirfoldallot
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:44pm

      Looks like a Muslim beerd style, ” Don’t do Drugs “, lol.

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    • Detroit paperboy
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:59pm

      Where’s Jesse and al ? Can you imagine if the cannibal was white, and the victim was black ??? They would try to outlaw teeth and dentures…..and have protests against cannibalism, that is targeting young black men only…..

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    • Brooke Lorren
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 11:56pm

      The only person that I know that uses bath salts… also known as “plant food” is white. Unfortunately, I know far too much about this drug than I’d like to.

      My good friend’s soon-to-be ex-husband started using them a year or so ago, after he stopped taking pain killers. The guy used to seem like one of the most wonderful husbands in the world… he was always cooking for his wife (and for us, when we came over). He’d babysit my kids, we would come over to their house and play games, and he was a really great guy.

      After he started taking bath salts, when we came to their house, he would start talking to my husband, and would ramble on and on for hours about the same thing. He started thinking that people were stalking him. My friends went to another state to try to get their lives straight, and ended up homeless, mostly because of him.

      I don’t even know where he is now. He’s hitchhiked across the country, ended up in Mexico for a while; last I heard, he was in California. I don‘t even know if he’s alive any more. We tried to help him, we pray for him, but there’s only so much we can do.

      Bath salts are bad, bad stuff.

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    • johnjamison
      Posted on May 30, 2012 at 9:44am

      The government has outlawed all the safer drugs like marijuana and this is the results. Yet another case of government coming to the rescue to save us from the crisis caused by…you guessed it GOVERNMENT

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  • raybojabo
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:05pm

    Maybe we should wait for the autopsy report before jumping to convultions.

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  • Detroit paperboy
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:04pm

    He was in a Michele Obama declared food desert………if only Kroger would build in those under served markets………then nobody’s face would get eaten off…

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    • edmundburk
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 9:49pm

      if emicon and monice had a son he’d look like this guy……….

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  • 666Sucks
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:04pm

    Come on people, whats the big deal? The Chinese have been killing babies and grinding up their skin for an energy drink, like, for ev er!!

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    • Potus2013
      Posted on May 30, 2012 at 12:52pm

      Have they really? I’ve never heard about this.

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    • Airbornedevildog
      Posted on May 30, 2012 at 7:39pm

      It was on the blaze a few weeks ago, the let them die, dry out the skin and pulverize it into pills. Or they do it with still born and aborted fetus.

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  • ohmy75
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:02pm

    Gruesome face and scene at:

    http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/ and notmytribe.com

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  • Sky.Diamondxx
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:01pm

    The underworlds mission has no limits for the destruction of people and their souls.
    I pray for Divine Providence, and for my loved ones to be protected from the allurance of evil.
    Bring awareness to your loved ones, let them learn how to manage anxiety and/or addictive compulsive behaviors from an early age. Education is at most times your best offensive play in their game.

    http://www.soulnation.us

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  • fishfool
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:58pm

    Bath Salt zombie OMG

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  • lisalake
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:57pm

    This explanation about drugs being the cause is bunk— how about an autopsy report instead of some cops opinion?? And why was the victim naked?? And if they are seeing more of (these) “similar cases”, WHY is the public not made aware???? And why was THIS story not reported on FOX the entire weekend.

    Something really stinks big-time with this story…..

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    • BenInNY
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:35pm

      I’m assuming the attacker ripped the victims clothes off (the pile in the picture?) while looking for lunch: “It causes them to go completely insane and become very violent,” and many take off their clothes because it makes them feel hot, Augilar explained.”
      The story was on fox: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/28/miami-witness-says-naked-attacker-was-chewing-man-face/

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    • lisalake
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 6:20pm

      I think you misunderstand– “the police” say they have seen this before? People stripping naked due to drugs, or EATING faces? And where are the statements from the hospital/doctors???
      You “assume” the attacker stripped the victim? And as far as Fox is concerned– I pretty much had the news on all weekend, and never saw it reported….and you know how repetitive their weekend coverage is…. same stories over & over…. all they talked about was a 30 yr. old cold case all day long on Fri & Sat, then moved on to Memorial day stories Sun & Mon.
      Once again, something stinks about this story.

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    • DGuy
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 8:29pm

      LISA needs to stop watching the lame stream media for her news///

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    • Brooke Lorren
      Posted on May 30, 2012 at 12:11am

      As someone who knows someone who is addicted to bath salts… I don’t see this as out of the ordinary for people with this addiction at all… my friend is insane when he’s on that stuff. I wouldn’t be surprised to see my friend involved in a story like this at some point…

      It’s awful what this stuff can do. It turns them into people that they really aren’t.

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  • Detroit paperboy
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:52pm

    Fine young Democrats………

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  • BeingThere
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:49pm

    There is a fine line between being a naked cannibal or eating a dog and getting elected president!! It could easily go either way!! LOL

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  • Wilma
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:40pm

    Why was the victim not fighting back? Why is there no reporting on this?

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    • BPMaine
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:50pm

      The victim must not been of “color”.

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    • BIgWheeler
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:05pm

      I would guess that after having 80% of your face eaten off, you would probably just lay back and wait for death.

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    • thecid100
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 7:40pm

      Maybe they didn’t have a stand your ground law…

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    • techengineer11
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 10:13pm

      When ever an African slaughters and eats a white person the Jewish Media tries to keep a lid on the story.. Although Matt Drudge does step out of line every now and again..

      The truth is they slaugher upwards to 10k whites a year and rape 10s of thousands.. Yet we have to keep our focus on the radical Islamlist and worship at the alter of 9-11…lol

      Surely even idiot Beck bots will eventually see the light? Seriously? Are you people really that dumb that you don‘t realize that you’re being played?

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  • Constructionist
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:40pm

    Marijuana, the gateway drug to… cannibalism.

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    • Detroit paperboy
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:51pm

      Serious case of the munchies……..

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    • Tom K
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 3:00pm

      @ CONSTRUCTIONIST – AND – DETROIT PAPERBOY: The real tragedy is there are now two less Obama Voters ! If Michelle, Mars Candy Co. and friends had not banned the GIANT CANDY BARS then this guy might not have eaten that feller’s face. If it will EVER happen, just look toward Miami.

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    • hatchetjob
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 3:59pm

      TOM K, That sounds good, I wish I could have a giant candy bar but all I have is fun size.

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    • SLOWBIDEN
      Posted on May 30, 2012 at 4:12pm

      You people that are making jokes abouy this are just pure evil

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  • BPMaine
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:34pm

    Where have our liberties gone – you cannot even go out and eat someones face off anymore without getting shot…

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  • KevINtampa
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:34pm

    I said it in a post last week about the lady roaming randomly and getting shot in somebody’s house; but that reply was subsequently deleted or lost in the database row. Anyways, this is the evidence of the zombie apocalypse that’s coming.

    As people’s access to drugs like Xanax, Crack, and Heroin are removed folks in withdrawal are going to go crazy. They will do the inexplicable; like eating someone’s face. Perhaps it will occur while you eat your breakfast at ******* Barrel, perhaps at your daughter’s first communion, or perhaps while you wait in line at the post office, but I fear we will all begin to see people starting to snap for seemingly no reason. Most often times the zombies themselves won’t be able to explain their actions after the actual event; just a haze where they felt anger, anxiety, and, interestingly, a desire to be free and a sense of release.

    If you are on any psychotropic drugs, prescribed or illegal, now is the time to seek professional help and ween yourselves off of them. DON’T WAIT. Do it now; it may be hard now, but imagine what it’ll be like when you are forced to do it cold turkey style. Your brain will fry, you will likely try to self medicate (binge) on something you do have the access to (Liquor, Paint Thinner, Turpentine). Your brain will short and you will snap; and before you know it, you will be shot while standing in a house that you had no idea wasn’t your own; or eating someone’s face.

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  • KickinBack
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:25pm

    “What people do with their bodies is their own right. Crime will decrease if we legalize drugs.”—-Liberals and Paulbots.

    So, you guys still think it’s harmless?

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    • Best_Patriot
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:37pm

      Absolutely!

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    • lukerw
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:45pm

      I agree with the cited Statement: You cannot Prevent Crime under the US Constitution… You can only Arrest & Try a Suspect and Punish a Criminal Act!

      Your Brother’s Keeper… is a Socialist Fascist… who must Monitor You and Regulate Your Actions, thereby Thinking!

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    • Sue Dohnim
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:50pm

      Legalizing drugs as a policy from the Left is a tool to subvert and demoralize society and empower the State. For the Paulbots is comes from being naive and idealistic…

      One is evil and one, though good intentioned, is wrong.

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    • justangry
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:57pm

      Nope, we think it’s a state issue, because there is no constitutional authority for the federal government to do anything about it. The justification for the federal government to get involved is progressive.

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    • KickinBack
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:17pm

      Good point Sue.

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    • Best_Patriot
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:18pm

      Conservatives like the Constitution right up to the point where it doesn’t explicitly support their backward, insular, nosy, boring way of thinking.

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    • Sue Dohnim
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:24pm

      @JUSTANGRY

      good point…

      but not all Paulbots understand this… many just want the freedom to do drugs…

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    • yiska8
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 3:02pm

      Yes they do. Obama’s son here has been inhaling pot fumes since he could crawl and then put it to his lips probably by age 10. Just like our Prez.Tolerance builds up and harder drugs or stupid concoctions like “bath salts” are used and here we are, reading about a life long drug user and criminal stripping completely naked, cannibalizing a homeless man’s face n a Miami street. But let’s go ahead and legalize marijuana since a little Mary Jane is natural and from the earth. It’s never enough. Legalize one and you have to legalize them all since one drug leads to another at some point. NO LEGALIZATION. Soon it won’t be about conservatives and liberals, it will be about those who live SOBER and the NON-SOBER. God, please send your son back soooon!!!

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    • Casual_Libertarian
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 3:22pm

      This story is a result the 1930‘s thru the 60’s propadanda that made marijuana illegal. Do you honestly think that this man would of ate another person if he had smoked WEED instead of Legal Bath Salts.
      Nowhere have I found in the Bible where it said not to smoke WEED. I have always found humor in the way WEED has been betrayed as evil.

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    • Walkabout
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 4:06pm

      He arrested 4 times for marijuana. then he moved onto heavier drugs. Marijuana the harmless gateway drug that people want to Normalize.

      The guy who died died as the result of his own foolishness. He also was let down by society to include peers, family & the Democrat Party (not an exhaustive list). His ex says that he was not mentally insane. I tend to agree. He is a good looking person with normal genes.

      What killed him were memes (liberal ones) not bad genes.

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    • yiska8
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 4:26pm

      @casual_libertarian
      Pot usage = the lifestyle of the bum. They’re fatter, lazier,don’t remember entire conversations, never reliable, lose interest in personal hygene, don’t pay attention to their kids, always needed to borrow a few bucks,and don’t hold down jobs, but remain sober enough to advocate for the legalization of marijuana or protest with Occupiers. They tend not to contribute to society.Who the hell wants their boss high enough to forget to sign off on their payroll? Or neglecting your kids to go and buy some weed. Or worse, the kids might get into it and eat it since the food stamps have run out!!! It is not a harmless drug!! We all know drug and alcohol use must have effected our last President, (at least W quit before becoming President) and we DEFINITELY cannot deny that pot effected this current “Choom Gang ”President’s rational abilities. However, unlike W. I don’t this President has given up his pot habit. I can picture the SOB on vacation or right there in the Oval Office blazin’ up with Ma Mooch next to him puffing away. Again, God help us.

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    • MAMMY_NUNN
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 4:48pm

      Give them all the drugs they want the weak will then be weeded out and easy to identify through their self destructive actions will they meet their maker as this man did.

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    • TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 4:51pm

      And yet again…

      “If government is essentially the collective exercise of the individual right to self-defense, then of course people are within their rights to protect themselves from drug-related crimes and accidents by prohibiting the source. Conservatives in particular should know better than to fall for libertarians’ superficially appealing arguments about the “right” to do drugs—John Locke himself argued that man’s power over his own body was not absolute, that liberty didn’t cover the right to enslave or destroy one’s self:

      […] a man, not having the power of his own life, cannot, by compact, or his own consent, enslave himself to any one, nor put himself under the absolute, arbitrary power of another, to take away his life, when he pleases. No body can give more power than he has himself; and he that cannot take away his own life, cannot give another power over it […] But though this be a state of liberty, yet it is not a state of licence: though man in that state have an uncontroulable liberty to dispose of his person or possessions, yet he has not liberty to destroy himself […]

      Liberty requires that we to put up with a lot from our neighbors, but indulging the chaos that mind-altering substances of any stripe (legal or illegal) inflict upon society is a bridge too far.”

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    • justangry
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 7:26pm

      No, Sue. The majority of Paulbots know undertand this. It‘s the social progressive who don’t understand it. People who already do drugs don‘t care if they’re legal or not and druggies don’t spend their free time blogging about politics. All any true Ron Paul supporter wants it for the Federal Government to follow the Constitution, and we know it well.

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    • Sue Dohnim
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 10:03pm

      @JUSTANGRY

      YES JA, in the context of drug legalization many many Paulbots want it (State) legalized, not just de-federalized, I have heard from them.. You are correct about State jurisdiction, I agree 100%. But that is not the context of the original comment, it wasn’t about State jurisdiction it was about drug legalization. these are two separate and distinct issues are they not??

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    • justangry
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 10:59pm

      I see what you’re saying, I just haven’t seen it. You seem pretty straight-edged, so I don‘t think you’re just BS’ing me. The RP folks I know aren’t like that, and the only person I know that still smokes weed, is so obviously out of touch on the issues. (He was a Santorum guy) I have heard from a few vets with PTSD that say that weed is the best treatment online, but none claimed drug legalization was the reason for their support. Just offering a different perspective.

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    • objectivetruth
      Posted on June 7, 2012 at 9:58am

      Most of you can’t use critical reasoning skills.Weed doesn’t promote this behavior at all.Nor are most weed smokers naturally inclined to try anything harder.The gateway drug is a myth.Its not the drug nor the use of it.Its the age of the individual that has far more bearing on expermentation with other drugs.Nor can it be reasoned that pot smokers are more or less any lazier, forgetful ,fatter, immature or neglectful than anyone else.Like booze in one respect, it depends on how much you consume, how often and whether you pursue it over your real responsibilities.
      I’d like to know the chemical components of bath salts.How a drug could even remotely do something like this to someone is a little incomprehensible to me.Not without their being a critical underlying problem.Cannibilism only has four major components.Survival in starvation situations.Enemy confrontations.,religious.Victim confrontations[they usually don't lead to true cannibilismAlthough they can lead to victims removing their own body parts.]
      I think it has more to do with age and this drug if anything.In people under thirty the cortex hasn’t reached maturity.This alone may be why those on this drug can’t determine that they are experiencing a temporary drug induced trip.

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  • lukerw
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:24pm

    Kill the Zombies & Walking Dead… keep the Bath Salts!

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  • Best_Patriot
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:20pm

    Bath salts isn’t LSD, morons. This site is terrible. Are there no editors at the Blaze?

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    • Sue Dohnim
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:33pm

      It isn’t actual Bath Salts, that is just the name of it..

      “It’s packaged to look like pot, and users typically smoke it, but experts say the high is more comparable to cocaine or LSD.The bath salts are not water-softening products at all but crystalized chemicals that are snorted, swallowed or smoked. They contain two powerful stimulants: methylenedioxypyrovalerone (or MDPV) and mephedrone, which mimic cocaine, LSD and methamphetamine.”

      http://health.syr.edu/education/synthetic-drugs.html

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    • Sue Dohnim
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:36pm

      So many infantile adolescent “modern liberal” minds and so little time…

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    • Delicaterose65
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:37pm

      YOUR the best???? WOW you seem foolish to me!

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    • COFemale
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:42pm

      Hey where did is say that it was LSD. I see reading comprehension is not your strong suit. It said that “bath salts” is the NEW LSD. In other words, it is LIKE LSD. hallucinogenic in nature. Make you trip out.

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    • Locked
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:11pm

      Bath salts aren’t anything new: they have been sold along with “herbal potpourri” in smoke shops for years as alternative, synthetic substances that mimic the effects of marijuana. Problem is that they‘re completely unregulated and no one really knows what’s in them or how powerful it is…and that doesn’t even address having no idea what the long-term effects or damage might be (because who wants to get FDA approval on them – it would just bring them to the attention of lawmakers who would then make them illegal, forcing drug makers to find new unregulated varieties).

      But hey, it‘s better than ol’ Mary Jane, right? Much better to have people chewing off faces than chowing down on Cheetos. Solves the homeless problem in a very Jonathan Swift-esque manner.

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    • v15
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 3:33pm

      Cops and media really know nothing anything about drugs. And usually the average person only knows urban myths about the drug, not the facts. There are a ton of substances that can cause hallucinations, each with unique side effects and chemical structure.
      Educate yourself: https://www.erowid.org/

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    • Casual_Libertarian
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 3:33pm

      @ Best_Patriot you are so right. Ergotamine, which is used to synthesize lysergic acid, an analog of and precursor for synthesis of LSD. This comes from a natural fungus, not a man made drug to mimic Weed. The point to all of this is people are going to get high. It’s when the government steps in and says no we are going to control what you put in your bodies that stories like this take place. Sad Really.

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    • Walkabout
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 4:56pm

      Locked

      Marijuana the gateway drug. You MJ is innocent.

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    • mauijonny
      Posted on May 30, 2012 at 3:38am

      I went to the ER several times as a kid (I was a feral child). The one really big thing that kept me away from drugs was that virtually every time I went to the ER there was some dumbass, greasy hippie having a screaming bad trip. I can definately see how drugs could have ‘evolved’ from screaming bad trips to eating people’s faces over the course of a few decades.

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  • GJPinks
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:18pm

    Come on, we all know they are covering up the start of the Zombie Apocalypse. Remember Double Tap is your friend.

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  • progressiveslayer
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:18pm

    No I wouldn’t want to bump into him at a mall or anywhere else,I like my face where it is.

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  • DarthMims
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:16pm

    Who knew the Zombie Apocalypse would start at “Bed, Bath, and Beyond”?

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    • Detroit paperboy
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:32pm

      Darthims, don’t you mean , Bad Breath and Behind…

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    • COFemale
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:46pm

      Don’t confuse this “bath salts” with bath water salt crystals. Two different animals.

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  • thegreatcarnac
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:16pm

    Cannibalism. The next culinary adventure in the black community. A little face mixed with some collard greens………ya‘ll don’t know what chew missin’.

    I’m white….the other white meat. I think I will pass.

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  • rotcarpenter
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:14pm

    If Obama had a son, he’d look like Rudy Eugene.

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  • hatchetjob
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:11pm

    You would think people would want to know about side effects before taking drugs of any kind.

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    • Walkabout
      Posted on May 29, 2012 at 4:01pm

      “four of the arrests involved marijuana. ”

      marijuana – the gateway drug.

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:09pm

    Well, yeah. We know it certainly wasn’t his fault. Probably the bushes where he lived? Come on, folks.

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  • huey6367
    Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:07pm

    Don’t buy your wie bath salts for her birthday.

    Just saying

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