Nebraska Attorney General Compares Welfare Recipients to…Ravenous Raccoons
- Posted on August 9, 2011 at 3:55pm by
Billy Hallowell
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Nebraska Attorney General and 2012 Senatorial candidate John Bruning
In a recent speech, Nebraska Attorney General and 2012 GOP Senatorial candidate John Bruning drew an interesting analogy. With great fanfare, he compared welfare recipients to…ravenous raccoons.
In a video that was shot by a liberal group called the American Bridge 21st Century, the politician can be seen making the curious connection. In the clip, Bruning tells the audience a story about a local construction project that was stopped in its tracks so that it wouldn’t harm endangered species. TPM has more:
…Bruning makes the comparison as part of an elaborate metaphor originally focused on environmental regulations. He describes a requirement that workers at a construction project gather up endangered beetles by luring them into a bucket with a dead rat in order to release them elsewhere. But the plan is thwarted when hungry raccoons then eat them straight out of the rat-infested bucket. Which, according to Bruning, is a perfect image to illustrate how welfare recipients receive their benefits.
Watch Bruning’s comments, below:
The Huffington Post provides a transcript:
“So the biologist has to go out there, and he sets these traps. They put a rat carcass in the bottom, and the beetles crawl up and they fall into the bottom of it. And they put all these buckets up and down the side of the road and they capture all the Burying Beetles. The biologist goes out in the morning, grabs the beetles, and they take them two miles down and they gently let the beetles out. So that the beetles will survive.
The raccoons figure out the beetles are in the bucket. And it’s like grapes in a jar. The raccoons, they’re not stupid, they’re going to do the easy way if we make it easy for them — just like welfare recipients all across America. If we don’t send them to work, they’re going to take the easy way out.”
(h/t The Huffington Post)




















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Comments (264)
momroots
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:22pmJon Bruning is running against Ben “Cornhusker Kickback” Nelson. Without Nelson caving, we would not have ObamaCare. As a NE Mom — I will be working hard for Jon Bruning and donating to his campaig. You should hear the misleading/false ads Nelson already has on the air here in NE in an attempt to scare seniors. Makes me sick… But in NE we say “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.” We WON’T be folled by “Slick Benny” again!
Report Post »mils
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:24pmcounter attacks are the only remedy for these guys…two wrongs don’t make a right etc…bullpocky…tell the people what is really going on…
Report Post »stop the lies with truthful ads…call the other side out…
kendeer
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:27pmI like this guy already !!!!!
Report Post »Bum thrower
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:53pmHe is spot on!!! Free ‘beetles’ and they will complain about 1. the taste; 2. the cost (not free enuf) and 3 the amount….too few…………..the ‘safety net’ is now a trampolene..
Report Post »gotty
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:57pmI live in NE and he will get my vote. If a person doesn‘t work they shouldn’t eat. I read that somewhere once.
Report Post »HMNSC
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 5:25pmFunny in Texas that saying goes “Fool me once, shame on……shame on you. Fool me…..you can’t be fooled again!”
Sorry couldn’t help myself. I like the guy but that still cracks me up.
Report Post »Shiroi Raion
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 5:44pmJZS? Encinom? Tifosa? Is that one of you in that picture?
Report Post »My Two Cents
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 6:13pmHe made a very good analogy. I might add that the last time the ravenous raccoons held a rally the National Mall mall looked like my driveway after they root through my trash cans.
Report Post »rodamaa
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 6:39pmProblem is that we need to get rid of Oblameo first. He is the biggest ratcoon ever. Oh, did I spelled that correctly??
Report Post »godlovinmom
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 6:47pmSomeone needs to get some tough love going on in America…there are many people out there that actually think they deserve welfare…why…I don’t have a clue.
Report Post »quiltgal
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 7:19pm@Godlovinmom
Report Post »Government‘s profligate generosity with other people’s money has been going on since (at least) the late 1960′s when I was in college. As an example: one of my college mates got pregnant with her boyfriend in Junior year. It was deliberate. They chose not to use contraceptives. When the baby was born, they got married, went on public assistance, continued their education, and graduated. The interesting part is that his parents were very rich and he had a normal relationship with them. There was no lack of parental/family monetary resources. Yet the family lived off other taxpayers and the government let them do it.
mikem1969
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 7:50pmWow, he told it just like it was. Unless you give someone a reason to go to work, they will sit on their butts and collect the checks.
Report Post »MIBUGNU2
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 8:17pm@ gotty
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:57pm
“I live in NE and he will get my vote. If a person doesn‘t work they shouldn’t eat. I read that somewhere once”
They get hungry enough the’ll work or go to WI. or maybe MA.
Report Post »Brown, Barney and Kerry will feed them for a VOTE….SAD !!
MIBUGNU2
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 8:25pmI want to trade McCain in for John Bruning..Would you
Report Post »consider a Move to AZ. ? Sir..
Morris
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 9:22pmIt is about time we start thinking and talking about the people on Welfare,All you hear is about cuts
in Social Security and Medicare,We the people that are on Social Security have not had a raise
in the last two years,and now Dictator Obama says that we will not get a raise next year 2012.
Well lets start cutting Welfare,I have seen these people all of my life,they just keep laying down and having more babies so that they can get a bigger check!
These babies have a father and a mother,IF THEY LAY DOWN AND MAKE BABIES,THEN THEY
WILL HAVE TO WORK TO SUPPORT THEM!!
We the people that are on Social Security,Payed into the Social Security fund every week of our
working life,and then the Damn politicians started taking the money out of the fund to spend on
their pet projects,now they say the social security fund is broke, BU– SH–,The Goverment owes
the Social Security fund 2.6 TRILLION DOLLARS!!!!
When Obama said that He did not know if the people on Social Security would get their check in August,Many people were very up set,How could a American President say that to the Elderly
Senior Citizens that worked all of their life and payed into the Social Security fund?????
Lets get started on working on the people that are on Welfare,It is time for 50% of them to get off
Report Post »the bus,and get a job,Lay down and make babies,you keep them ,you pay for them!!!
‘We the working tax payers are sick of KEEPING YOUR LAZY ASSES,GET A JOB!!!!!
banjarmon
Posted on August 10, 2011 at 12:10amJon Bruning would have my vote if I lived in Nebraska.
Report Post »Twins Dad in NH
Posted on August 10, 2011 at 12:58am“Your request for eighty dollars, I do not think it best to comply with now. At the various times when I have helped you a little, you have said to me, “We can get along very well now,” but in a very short time I find you in the same difficulty again. Now this can only happen by some defect in your conduct. What that defect is, I think I know. You are not lazy, and still you are an idler. I doubt whether since I saw you, you have done a good whole day’s work, in any one day. You do not very much dislike to work, and still you do not work much, merely because it does not seem to you that you could get much for it. This habit of uselessly wasting time, is the whole difficulty; and it is vastly important to you, and still more so to your children, that you should break this habit. It is more important to them, because they have longer to live, and can keep out of an idle habit before they are in it easier than they can get out after they are in.”
Abraham Lincoln’s letter to his stepbrother in response to his stepbrother’s request for an $80 loan.
Think this about ays it all?
Report Post »GettinReady
Posted on August 10, 2011 at 8:38amBum Thrower is right. I used to run a charity that provided food and toys at Christmas. I stopped when one woman told me that she didn’t like the cherry pie in her box with her turkey, fixings for dressing, sweet potatoes, green beans, rolls etc. In fact, we started checking with other charities and established a list of those signing up for help. Guess what? The names on those 15 lists were the same. We were fooled. We weren’t helping, we were just enabling those who didn’t want to work to scam from those who might really have needed help. It is a shame. So much for security net- as long as there are folks who will take it all there is not safety net for those who need.
Report Post »Jaycen
Posted on August 10, 2011 at 1:19pmBless you, Momroots.
Bruning is right.
Report Post »imreddog
Posted on August 10, 2011 at 2:51pmCoon and welfare…. yep, sounds like an interesting analogy to me. Too damned many coons on welfare.
Report Post »Secret Squirrel
Posted on August 11, 2011 at 9:25am.
Report Post »He’s wrong.
At some point raccoons WILL work.
discardofevil
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:19pmAt least someone sees it right! We need to get these welfare folks out working! What do they do all day? They need jobs! States should only allow 30-50 days of help and get these folks back to work! Instead we are helping them destroy themselves by doing nothing.
Report Post »Go Big Red!!!
God Bless!
Red Bull
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:25pmAmen. He has my vote.
Go Big Red!
Report Post »HKS
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:36pmSocial programs are the mother of madness.
Report Post »nptden
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:46pmWORK..how can they. They have to set up their food stamps, Planned Parenthood Appointments, attend the local ACORN meeting, Be demonstrators for Unions and gather at rallies. Must go to get their free dope. Then apply for free higher education grants. Prepare for their exams with govt training. They be too busy to work.
Report Post »Shotgun167
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 7:35pmPut the unemployment offices in the community colleges and if you want a check you’ve got to take classes 6 hours a day. If you’ve got kids, let’s give some daycare. We’ll give you help with food, and housing withing walking distance of the school. You’ve got two years, and then you get cut off completely.
You can’t abandon people, but you don’t have to pander to them forever either.
Report Post »nubl33t
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 9:33pmhow are they supose to get work… there is no even if there were creating a million jobs a year that would not touch the true unemployment rate —
the bond-market is going to collapse in october… the government will default and lets see who they go after the poor people the ones who gamed the system for 30 plus years of supplyside failure
Report Post »NHwinter
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:17pmTell the truth and they will throw you away so quickly your head will spin. Thank you for being brave enough to say what is true. I hope you survive what will be coming at you from the liberals.
Report Post »nepanhandle
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:16pmHe has my vote.
Report Post »Red Bull
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:26pmI second that.
Report Post »Shellback
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 7:44pmHe has my five votes, oh wait, frac, I think NE makes you show ID.
Report Post »MIBUGNU2
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 8:34pmShell, You can vote 5 times in Illinois…and WI..
Report Post »Revere2
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:15pmOf course they are the lefts base
Report Post »timej31
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:15pmWait we have a more pressing need in another thread. A black man has said racist things about black youth demanding parents be parents and the kids pull up their britches because it offends the b1tches.
Report Post »OneFunR6
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 7:12pmRoflmao!
Report Post »sprfldman
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:11pmthey are worse…..
Report Post »smithclar3nc3
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:17pmRaccons eat garbage welfare queens and pimps eat tax dollars. I say the man owes raccons everywhere an apology.
Report Post »hauschild
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:38pmAnother way they mirror each other is the fact that racoons will take your food nightly and then hiss and throw fits if you get too close to them. Bottom-feeders take and take and take and will fight you to the death if you challenge anything that might affect what they get.
Essentially, both are a ridiculously ungrateful species.
Report Post »Weiners Wiener
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:10pmTruth hurts.
Report Post »MIBUGNU2
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 8:51pmLets look at the other side of the coin, Remove EPA reg’s. and
Report Post »let the Construction Guy’s go to work..Less Regulation’s more work.
Doesn’t take Havad genius to figure this out.. But, wait we DO have
a Havad genius, and he can’t figure this out…HUMMM !!!
UlyssesP
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:09pmSharp.
Report Post »MIBUGNU2
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 8:59pmGotta Thank the lefties for getting this vid out to us.Tks.Blaze too !
Report Post »flagbearer
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:09pmHe’s going to get flack, but it is time for us to start speaking up and telling it like it is. Most welfare recipients are parasites–not all, but most. Many have illigitimate children to increase the amount of their checks. Many see these checks as reparation for slavery, even though they themselves were never slaves. They consider it their “right.” The Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional to tie a woman’s tubes after her second illigitimate baby. But perhaps, we need a law that says the state will help support only the first two and no more. Now that they’ll be getting free birth control pills, it should be enacted.
Report Post »sooner12
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:39pmA Repulican legislator here in Oklahoma is going to introduce a bill that would require welfare recipients to take a drug test to get and keep their welfare. Also, but I may be wrong, but here there is a limit on the number of kids we’ll pay for. I‘m going to research this and if we don’t I’m going to contact my representative to introduce such a bill.
Report Post »65Mustang
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 6:29pmI have always advocated that a woman’s tubes should be tied after the second illegitimate child. Have all the babies you want but not at my expense. The same goes for men who father more that two children. Get fixed!!!!!
Report Post »freeweever
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:08pmIf you are a lifetime welfare recipient and you have not applied yourself because of a bunch of bullsh-t lies and laziness then you are worse than a raccoon because raccoons work their asses off for their food and they will bite off an arm to stay free and alive welfare lifers would only lose an arm if they could sue for millions for it and consider freedom sucking off the tit of prolific citizens who apply themselves in life and pay the way for a lot of absolute losers. Raccoons have more respect for themselves than most lazy humans anyway. Of any color. Laziness, like diversity, is in the mind not the skin. Chris mathews is a dumbass that should be on welfare for his mental disorder “Progressiveness”. I had to say that I dislike that wanna be man so much for being like Nero’s but boy.
Report Post »DetritusScreener
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 5:20pmDear Lord, don’t give them another disorder, “Progressiveness”. That will just give them another reason to claim that they can’t work.
Report Post »royhobbs9000
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:07pmHave you ever seen a Ravenous Raccoon? He is right. Those ‘coons’ EXPECT to have trash in a spot they do not have to work so hard to get. And you better not shoot one. Then they turn you in…got to answer for all the blood everywhere…goes down hill from there.
Report Post »YepImaConservative
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:06pmA guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur / bodyguard for his 18-year-old nymphomaniac daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You’ll have an adjoining room. The starting salary is $200,000 a year.” The guy says, “You’re bullshi**ing me!” The social worker says, “Yeah, well, you started it.”
Report Post »Psychosis
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:26pmpriceless!!!!!!!!!!!
Report Post »Jenny Lind
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 6:39pmgreat laugh!
Report Post »OneFunR6
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 7:16pmPermission to repeat that one, please! A lot!
Report Post »YepImaConservative
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 8:41pmTY. Go ahead and take… I did, lol. But this freebie isn’t costing anyone anything like welfare is costing us.
Report Post »MBA
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:05pmHe’s right, but the career welfarers are more like parasites. Sucking their host dry until the host dies, then they will have to find a new host. When this country is dead–there’s not a country in the world that that will take them or tolerate this kind of behavior.
Report Post »BlueStarMom
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 5:26pmWell said. The rat in the bucket is dead. The taxpayer is dead broke and dead tired but we have enough life in us to go after the folks who put us in the bucket. Hoping the good folks of Wisconsin choose to climb out of the bucket today. That would be inspiring.
Report Post »OpenCarry
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:05pmHe is on the money — they will take the easy route and they do….
Report Post »Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:51pmThey work harder at trying NOT to work than they would if they had a job.
Report Post »Also, it’s infectious. I know a family whose daughter was dating a welfare family’s boy. She saw how easy it was to get and stay on welfare and crossed over. Now she is lost to “them.”
They find every place they can to get free food, or free anything, and who have babies to increase the amount they can get.
They are white trash welfare bums.
And you thought by “them” I was saying black, didn’t you?
fatjack
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 6:33pmAnonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:51pm
They are white trash welfare bums.
Report Post »And you thought by “them” I was saying black, didn’t you?
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Guilty as charged.
WILLIAM E.
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:04pmJohn tells it like it is !
Report Post »Smokey_Bojangles
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:04pmGet rid of the Commies running the country,Create Jobs,then limit Welfare.In these Crappy Obama Times welfare is a Necessary evil.Kick the people off who have made it a life style for 10 to 20 years and help the people that have lost jobs due to Obama.
Report Post »OneFunR6
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 7:23pmI’d like to propose a rather simple solution,…..
LIMIT WELFARE to a FIXED TIME LIMIT.
FIVE YEARS MAX, per person, over the age of 18.
PER LIFETIME. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Use one year now, and four years later, or any other combination, but……..
FIVE YEARS MAX, NO EXCEPTIONS.
Report Post »republapig
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:03pmWhy should they work if Onanny is giving them free money? They are lazy, not stupid.
Report Post »Gashouse Gorilla
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:03pmThe man kicks ass!! He’d get my vote, too.
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:02pmWhat an insult to the racoons….
Report Post »sWampy
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:07pmNo joke, thumbs way up.
Report Post »FlatFoot
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:02pmHe will be roasted on a spit for speaking truth.
Report Post »evilhatemonger
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:53pmyour probably right. But in the meantime, enjoy the fireworks.
Report Post »pap pap
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:02pmRight on the money John. Tell it like it is.
Report Post »American Capitalist
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:01pmHahahahahaha
Report Post »I SPY
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:00pmThat’s funny and very true.
Report Post »Marci
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:03pmI don’t see too much wrong with that…but HuffPo would. What people refuse to make the distinction between is those who actually need the help temporarily (what it was intended for) and those who make a lifestyle of it. He was actually criticizing our government. And it’s the truth.
Report Post »I.Gaspar
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 3:58pmIf I lived in Nebraska he’d get my vote.
Report Post »Restored One
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:05pmThey will accuse him of being racist with the animal he chose to compare them to.
Report Post »I.Gaspar
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 4:37pmRestored:
Report Post »Maybe you’re right.
A better choice would have been leeches or tapeworms.
nkawtg
Posted on August 9, 2011 at 5:30pmOh good grief…..
Report Post »Yes, leeches would be better.