New ‘Fig Leaf’ Underwear Hides Your Nether Regions From TSA Machines
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DENVER (AP) — It’s a special kind of underwear — with a strategically placed fig leaf design — and a Colorado man says it’ll get you through the airport screeners with your dignity intact.
Jeff Buske says his invention uses a powdered metal that protects people’s privacy when undergoing medical or security screenings.
Buske of Las Vegas, Nev.-Rocky Flats Gear says the underwear‘s inserts are thin and conform to the body’s contours, making it difficult to hide anything beneath them. The mix of tungsten and other metals do not set off metal detectors.
The men’s design has the fig leaf, while the one for women comes in the shape of clasped hands.
It’s unclear whether it would lead to an automatic, more intrusive pat down by federal Transportation Security Administration officials.
(via Rocky Flats Gear)
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Slayer
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:50pmYou can bet your sweet aspercreme that as soon as the TSA sees you with one of these on they’ll use their new SS trooper powers to haul you out of line, clap you in irons and take you to the nearest reeducation camp where you’ll watch huge screen images of Dingbat Napolitano condemning you for your insolence.
Report Post »UPSETVET
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 7:25amJust how far are Americn citizens supposed to go along with the TSA security procedures. It appears the US government is following it’s long tested rule if citizens will give an inch the powers that be will take a mile. Hopefully the Greyhound Bus company’s business will see a rapid increase in passengers to offset the humiliating TSA Gestapo like procedures. I’m for safe travel but would like to see people keep their dignitiy intact. I wonder if the Muslims are required to submit to full body scans and “patdowns ” ? I‘m not advocating ’ profiling ” but it seems that history prooves they are the most likely threat to air or any other means of travel in the USA. Maybe we should all dress like they do to avoid the undignified TSA searches. Think about it, makes sense…
Report Post »BeHeardAmerica
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:46pmDo you think they can see dirty spots on your neither regions?
Report Post »felina g
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 8:32amYou mean “skid marks” ?
Report Post »GregUSA
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:34pmAh capitalism. SUCK IT LEFTIES!
It seems like an appropriate time to bring up this free clip from Glenn.
http://www.glennbeck.com/content/videos/?uri=channels/390088/1064892
Report Post »Chett
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:27pmMake sure you ask them to put on fresh gloves before they start.
Report Post »mrmikejohnson
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:19pmThe next step is fully naked scans to make sure no one’s hiding anything under the fig leaf.
The next step for the terrorists is making a bomb shaped like a penis.
Report Post »Wheelerdude
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:19pmWhat if we (American non-terrorists) ask the TSA worker just before they look at you naked (full body scanner) and/or grope your genitals (sexual assault), “Is this want you hired on to do?“ or ”Do you enjoy fondling American’s genitals?“ or ”Does my crotch feel like a terrorists crotch?” The answer to the last question may be classified.
Report Post »malriqi
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:16pmMen should forget the underwear and take viagra.
Who pats down transvestites and people who have had sex changes? Do they have TSA transvestites to pat down passenger transvestites? What about hermaphadites? Are there TSA hermaphadites to pat down passenger hermaphadites? How about cross dressers? Who pats them down? Maybe on the outside they’re men, but inside they’re women. Are there any TSA cross dressers?
Report Post »Rock_Thrower
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:10pmI hear TSA has no problem getting male agents in San-Fransisco to do the work.
Report Post »Minority Retort
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:05pmRest assured folks, the next terrorist attempt on a plane will be initiated by a typical, unassuming individual using a regular cell phone (of any brand or type).
His co-operatives will have had jobs in the airline industry for some time already. They will place a device in storage under the aircraft cabin. Or maybe in the food cart in the cabin. Or , anywhere a rogue “employee” has access.
Then “average Ahmed/Alan” will call the device after takeoff (while there is still cell service to reach the “stored device”) and then it’s over.
There will be nothing about shoes, conveyors, x-rays, scanners, pat-downs, lost rights, invasive touching, marches on the capital, calls to congressmen or anything else that will stop it.
Remember, IF YOU TAX SOMETHING, YOU’LL GET LESS OF IT…we’re taxing the passenger-bomb part of the threat…it won’t be a passenger carrying the bomb. They’re not stupid, they’re evil.
Heck, the terrorists can call the darned phone from the loading cart as he watches the flight climb into the sky…or from his hotel room next to the airport…or from his car parked along the fence…or from his apartment in another state/country…get it?
Watch the left hand (as it does the pat-down), the right hand will be loading the threat onto the plane underneath.
Do we have to be this predictable?
Report Post »Parkeralan
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:04pmTSA Worker: “Excuse me ma‘am we’re gonna need to see what you’re hiding behind those x-ray proof underwear”.
Report Post »Scaz
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:23pmExactly, I think you’re asking for more trouble. They’re just gonna bust your b@lls………..literally!
Report Post »ilovethiscountry
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:38pmYou are right. They would probably make you take the underwear off just like they made the breast cancer surviver take off her prosthetic breast.
Report Post »Okpulot Taha
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:59pm“invention uses a powdered metal”
Any of you boys ever notice what happens to tin foil inside a microwave?
Okpulot Taha
Report Post »Choctaw Nation
komponist-ZAH
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 2:41amOUCH! Maybe not such a good idea after all….
Report Post »jimmythebullet
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 6:23amwow-never thought of that.
Report Post »i heard an idea awhile back that would do away with all this B.S.-build a detonation chamber akin to what bomb disposal units use.have people step in one at a time,then close and seal the door.if any explosives are detected,hit the detonate button.i guess we would need,at least,two of them.that way,no delays while one is being cleaned out.
BTW,no need for engineers or any other “experts” to tell me all the reasons why this won’t work.i’m just adding a little levity to an insane situation.
“praise the Lord and pass the ammo”
jimmy “the bullet”
Psalm 144:1
Max jones
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 11:42amX-rays are not microwave radiation….no correlation.
Report Post »jefferson state
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 1:23pmLol, if the scanners used microwave radiation, powered metal would be the least of your concern…
Report Post »Diamondback
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:59pmNO!
This is NOT the answer.
The answer is to use intelligence (not the intellect type necessarily, the criminological type) to determine PROBABLE CAUSE and common sense to TARGET THE SUSPECTED TERRORIST!
These enhanced pat downs and forced nude imaging are not only UNREASONABLE they’re ILLEGAL in America pursuant to the 4th Amendment protections in OUR Bill of Rights/Constitution.
Don’t play their games any longer America.
Your children and grandchildren’s future freedoms and prosperity is at stake and THEY ARE WATCHING US.
NO, I’m NOT exaggerating!
Report Post »alienguns
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:18pmprofile, profile, profile—-why are we wasting time, money and harassing ordinary citizens when the answer is staring us in the face–follow Israel’s direction
Report Post »Patriot1989
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:51pmFree-market innovation at its finest!
Report Post »Anarchy_in_the_USA
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:49pmSo how does the Job interview go for one of these positions? “John you will be touching the genitals of other men, don‘t worry you’ll be wearing latex gloves. That makes it not gay!” or if being gay or bi-curious is a prerequisite for this Groper position, how do they intend to find that many people with alt lifestyles to fill these positions. After being unemployed for 2yrs John goes home to share the good news with his wife, ” but baby, I’m not gay, I’ll be wearing latex“ Or is the pay sooooo good you put aside your morals and get paid to ”cop a feel”. To all of you guys that are married to a TSA groper, how many times have you asked her to bring a lady “friend” home only to have your fantasy smashed. Now for a nice salary and benefit‘s she’ll be happy to be lady’s friendly for 8 hrs a day.
Report Post »what4
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 9:27amThis whole program is the payback to the Gay’s for not doing all the other things Odumbo promised!
Report Post »Chett
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:48pmHere is an idea
Report Post »How about the day after Thanksgiving we skip the stupid shopping trips and go to the airport? Get 2 birds with one stone. Cut down money to the corporations and banksters and jam up the airports a bit. Take your cameras. :D
The Monster
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:46pmNote to people promoting products… Spell your pitches correctly. Get some extra eyeballs to go over what you’ve written before you put it out there for potential customers to see. You have one chance to make a first impression, and my first impression of this entrepreneur is that I can’t trust my junk with their product.
“JUST TUCK IT IN AND YOUR PROTECTED”.
The word that should have been used there is “you’re”. The apostrophe represents the missing “a ” in “you are”. This is elementary-school English. No adult in a position to communicate in writing with the public should make such a mistake. But I see it depressingly often.
I realize it’s considered bad form to pay such attention to language. I’m “Grammar Nazi” and worse. But if you can’t be bothered to proofread your ad copy, how can I trust that you’ve done proper diligence with product safety?
Report Post »Bevaboo
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 12:11amI’m a grammar nazi, too. I noticed that immediately. :) But, thanks to having a litany of illiterate relatives (all of whom graduated college!), I’ve learned to notice but not comment.
Report Post »logoad1
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 12:17amNo. not bad form to be a “Grammar Nazi”. I agree – it is sad and frustrating to see newspaper ads and graphically beautiful billboards with misspellings and poor grammar. It may seem trivial to some, but disregard for order and correctness in simple things, leads to disregard for correctness and honesty in bigger and bigger things.
Report Post »logoad1
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 1:02amWhat has happened to self-respect, integrity and pride…?
Report Post »GrandmaPatriot
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 1:22amDid you see the picture of the guy with a HUGE tattoo on his entire back that said “YOUR WORST NIGHTMAIR”? I absolutely broke into tear laughing at that one.
Or this cake: http://www.thisisjuststupid.com/stupid-companies/wal-mart-cake/
Report Post »treshall
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 8:13amBravo, MONSTER, and thank you for pointing out the error. We are thoughtful and intelligent Americans and, as such, should be able to accurately represent ourselves through our writing. Let’s face it- you never get a second chance to make a first impression and because of the anonymity of the internet, our writing is all that we have to introduce and represent us. Of course, some, like 13th generation, will use said anonymity to mouth off to the conservatives who so irritate and outmaneuver him in his everyday life- but don’t let him bother you- just remember, my friends, that it is always tough to fight a battle of the wits with an unarmed man.
Report Post »MrButcher
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:44pmi’m still not flying.
i dont wear underwear. never will.
Report Post »Okpulot Taha
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:01pmMR BUTCHER shares an intimate secret, “i dont wear underwear. never will.”
Victoria’s Secret?
Okpulot Taha
Report Post »Choctaw Nation
Scaz
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:21pmTMI butcher, TMI !!!!
Report Post »MrButcher
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 12:19am;)
tmi 4 tsa
2m4u
all
2
lol
wtf
USA
4ever
Merda taurorum animas conturbit
Report Post »snowleopard3200 {mix art}
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 4:16am@Okpulot Taha
Maybe he could start a new fashion trend – undies saying “What, did you expect Al Quaida here?”
Report Post »13th Generation American
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:43pmNether Regions? Seriously LOL
I thought you teapot people referred to them as junk
NickDeringer
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:48pmWe call them junk to fool the kids. Some progressives, however, refer to them as brains.
Report Post »RugDog
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:19pmWe refer to stupid liberals junk.
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 2:01am13TH DEGENERATION UNAMERICAN Isn’t there a coffee house in France you should be hanging out at? .
Report Post »RepubliCorp
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sbleve
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 9:13amThirteen generations is of importance in Genealogy. Knowledge of ones past presents the ever increasing realization of why each person may or may not conform to some idea. There were three distinctively different groups of citizens in 1775. Patriot – most talked about, Fence Rider – by economic or religious choice, Tory-Loyalist – those that chose to embrace Old Europe (actually 5000 years) values.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ” These words may reflect without much difficulty or effort where a current citizen sets on the issue of Individual.
Report Post »A choice to adorn a fig-leaf garment to fool a foolish machine – body scanner may be begging for a ‘hand job’.
mrdbcooper
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 11:26ampaid troll
Report Post »Sparky101
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 3:09pmHey 13th Generation, Ask Hilary. After giving one to Obama, perhaps she would give you one also. Then you might be counted as half a man.
Report Post »where is JG
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:38pmCan I order my xray undies with a gigantic middle finger for your choice of Idiot in the Obama Admin?
Report Post »FU
Barry
Mo
Kurly Soros?
NS327
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:37pmdo they make one with a middle finger?
Report Post »Bevaboo
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 12:15amI would totally pay *double* for that!
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 1:44amI want a coiled snake…….
Report Post »bowser
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:35pmjust something the anti capitalism socialist can go after…
Report Post »TheGoverness
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:35pmBuske for the win! Our most valuable resource is our people!
Report Post »GhostOfJefferson
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:32pmLet’s not make sexual assault and near rape “fun”, k?
Report Post »MrButcher
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:39pmgood point.
but mockery is the best form of attack to horrible ideas.
Report Post »VindexPoplicola
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:28pmCapitalism at work…
Report Post »AzDebi
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:53pmYep…that’s just an immortal, greedy, unpatriotic AMERICAN! What a great tribute to American ingenuity and know how! Just like the guy in WV who invented the drill bit that raised the Chilean miners! Bravo! You Rock America!
Report Post »snowleopard3200 {mix art}
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 12:44amIndeed, the TSA just made a entire new market, until they manage to get Mr Obama to ban them and the Congress to make it a full federal criminal offense to violate their new clothing codes and any new clothing mandates issued (unless you are a muslum, in which case they will just walk you all the way through or around security without any screening.)
Report Post »felina g
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 8:34amIf you postpone your plans then haven`t they won ?
I can say that because I have no reservations and haven`t flown in years. I resent every option, every freedom they take away from anyone. I resent comedians calling me a dog, or Homer Simpson, or stupid, or greedy, or selfish. This is MY Life given to me by the One who sent me here to accomplish something very personal. I will NEVER back down.
Report Post »Nicole from CA
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:28pmOh goodie…now the TSA can outlaw these.
13th Generation American
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 10:48pmIs that what Magic Mormon under-panties looks like? Because I hear those wart off the evil communist x-ray machines.
Anarcho Capitalist
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:05pmfunny how people except the fact that bureaucracies can outlaw acts or fine people. I was under the understanding that the contract i never signed but live under (the constitution) had no mention of this. Or the TSA for that matter. But what the hell. It is generally believed that the federal government, that is one party in the contract has the power through the courts to define and conger up any meaning it wants, to the constitution that was a contract to limit the feds power in the first place.
How is it you write up a contract to limit the power of a particular party and in that contract you give that party the power to define what the contract actually means? Jefferson was right. This country could have done without the constitution. Its not the wonderful 99% of it that will win out in the end. Its the 1% contradiction that will win. 99% food and 1% poison will kill you every time.
Piss of a statist. Read Rothbard.
Report Post »American Pride
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:06pm“Magic Mormon under-panties looks like”
Heheheee
alienguns
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:08pm13th Generation American——are you really that Mormonaphobic?–what did the Mormons ever do to you? or are you an equal opportunity bigot–hate all religions or just the Mormon religion?–I know lots of Mormons–like with all religions (and people in general) there are good ones and bad ones–way more good ones than bad IMHO and by the way those Mormon ladies can cook the best meals you will ever eat–course I doubt you will ever find out—your loss
Report Post »TruthTalker
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:29pmlmao
Report Post »TruthTalker
Posted on November 21, 2010 at 11:55pm13th…wart off, what a moron. maroon, if you want to be Bugs Bunny.. try learning the language.
Report Post »OneFunR6
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 12:13amAnarcho Capitalist, I have a Rothbard print necktie from LvMI….
I think I’ll be wearing it, when the shooting starts……
http://mises.org/daily/4618
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Diane999
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 1:05amThe point is if flying is this DANGEROUS that they feel they can and must violate your rights as an AMERICAN citizen, then it is just to dangerous to fly, period. Take a train or a bus. I won’t allow anyone to take away my rights as a private, law-abiding American citizen. That includes protection of my privacy and protection from illegal search and seizure.
Wake up, people! We are Americans! We don’t treat our people like this. Cuba does!
Report Post »101
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 1:09amGreat idea but, why don’t they just chain us to our respected seats with hands restrained to our sides?
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 1:12am13yr old DEGENERATION UNAMERICAN Did TSA find the gerbil you lost?
Diane999
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 1:30amThis from a recent statement by John Pistole: “…and we greatly appreciate the cooperation and understanding of the American people.”
I’m sure he does. You can not be have your privacy invaded or searched without a warrant. You can not be held from coming or going without being arrested. You can not be arrested without being Mirandized. And you can not be fined without breaking the law. If everyone refuses to follow this tyrrany there is nothing they can do but bend to the American collective will. What they are doing is illegal.
Know your rights!
Report Post »RepubliCorp
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BMartin1776
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 3:15amYea they have good intension but we all know how the TSA/govt will handle this… TSA officer:”uh oh this person is blocking their privates!… sir ma’am we are going to have to ask you to strip!” No some of you are thinking? REALLY who would have thought a year ago we would be talking about this stuff today, that ppl would be getting very intrusive pat downs. This “product” will give them all they need for more intrusive search and justify a strip search. Dont laugh or belittle this, b/c a few yrs ago ppl would have been saying noway will we be subjected to harsh searches and look at us now!
So whats the count now of our basic 10 rights (Bill of Rights) that have been violated? Watch the other hand guys this is all nothing but a nudge!
Take back America through http://www.savingtherepublic.com
Report Post »SHTFMilitia.com
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 3:46amDon’t FLY, hit em where it hurts.
If you are prepared you may survive,
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Dustyluv
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 5:35amIf you don’t peacefully and FIRMLY protest the TSA expect body cavity searches soon. It is just the begenning Patriots. Soon they will don their flashlights and be looking up your backside with a rubber glove.
Of course 13th generstion anf the no moral liberals will enjoy that…
Protest now before it’s too late!
Report Post »kryptonite
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 5:49amThe underwear bomber is Obama’s Christmas gift to America. One year later, the Obama admin has made him the reason for scr*wing us this season – kinda literally. But they lie yet again when they say his explosives would have been detected by these scanners.
First, according to experts, these scanners do not detect low-density items such as plastic, chemicals and liquids (the underwear bomber used a chemical substance).
Second, reactive security measures do not prevent future jihadist attacks. They may only stop the use of a similar method of attack. For example, has any terrorist tried to conceal explosives in his shoe since Reid? Does anyone think jihadists are that stupid?
Third, we will never be safe with Obama, and the underwear bomber is an EXCELLENT example of why NOT. The father went to the American Embassy in Nigeria and ratted out his own son. The young man didn’t just talk about becoming a suicide bomber. He actually took off for Yemen, where al-Awlaki, the current top al-Qaeda recruiter resides. Oh, that’s right, I forgot. Hasan also had contact with Awlaki via email, and the Obama FBI was OK with that.
The media and other high-profile people will be spared the abuses, so expect their criticism of TSA to eventually dwindle.
Report Post »Lenman
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 6:11amOh goodie,a one way trip to a guaranteed pat down and ball grab.
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 6:54am13th, you can sure stretch things to the absurd. What a waste of brain cells.
Report Post »UPSETVET
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 7:11amI predict that the TSA will prohibit the use of the leaf on the grounds it hinders TSA security procedures. I guess the next law will require all passengers to strip naked in order to be cleared more quickly through security. Of course all will be subject to being photographed and their photos exhibited on the internet. Already some of the full body scan photos are being viewed on the web. Is that humiliating or what ? I guess the only thing Americans can do is submit to the undignified and humiliating searches or “ Take the Bus and leave the driving to us ” as the friendlier travel adds from Greyhound Bus Lines used to say.
Report Post »13thgenerati0namerican
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 7:24amI used to wear panties when I was a younger man, but now I fancy wearing those adult diapers…it gives me such a feeling of supperiority over people around me, knowing they don’t know I am wearing a diaper and I can just go in my pants anytime I please.
RightUnite
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 7:29amMy thoughts exactly… They will now want you to take your bra or unda pants off because they won’t be able to see in those areas!
Report Post »Ialmostforgot
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 7:38amInstead of fig leaves and hands, it should be words, like, “Kiss my @$$, TSA”.
Report Post »w4jle
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 7:47am“Those who are willing to give up freedom for temporary security deserve neither.”
Report Post »- B. Franklin
mizflame98
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 7:57amI want my underwear to say “Don’t touch my junk” when it shows up on the x-ray.
Report Post »tower7femacamp
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 8:00amyes the 1st time somebody get scanned wearing these you know they will
Report Post »get the full pat down and you will have been radiated for nothing.
BernieKittyCat
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 8:46am@Republicorp
Report Post »Good work! 13th Gen is a troll and I appreciate you weeding them out.
aamador
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 9:00am13th Generation American
I guess God create people like you to give the rest of us pause. Your diatribe is tiresome… We will all pray for you.
Report Post »WestOfThePecos
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 11:49amYou have got to love the free market.
Report Post »Polwatcher
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 12:48pmThese underwear won’t fly if the TSA is really all about seeing and touching the genitals. We shall see.
Report Post »wesleyapril
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 1:40pmAn ingenius idea – I will be sharing on fb :) I would grab me and my family some of these and a few burquas if I was traveling. :)
Report Post »John W. Creasy
Posted on November 22, 2010 at 6:02pmThat would be “ward” off, 13th Generation. Apparently one child WAS left behind.
Report Post »Gala apples
Posted on November 23, 2010 at 3:13pm@13th Generation American……..”Wart off.” what the heck does that mean? Did you misplace your comment? Should this be on an article about wart removal?
And by the way, “Is that what Magic Mormon under-panties looks like,” this is a horrible sentence. What grade are you? First? Second? Learn to formulate sentences with the noun-verb agreement intact. Do you even know how to use the internet? If you did, you’d know that your label “Magic Mormon under-panties” is totally not PC. You make it clear that liberals can only practice their religion of PC-worship when everyone knows their name, and not when they’re hooded and masked behind anonymity like their KKK friends at the local cross-burning.
Report Post »ChristianPatriot
Posted on November 23, 2010 at 6:48pm13th Generation American Wrote: Is that what Magic Mormon under-panties looks like? Because I hear those wart off the evil communist x-ray machines.
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I’m a Christian. And yes, I’m a Mormon. Some may try to argue the point with me, but their opinion of me doesn’t matter. The only opinion I care about is the opinion of him who paid the price for all. That said, at times it is disheartening to hear/read comments of this type. Though I fully support your right to write these things, I also will exert my right to rebuff your, I’ll conceived, mockery. I would ask you, if you are a Christian. For a disciple of Christ would not mock anyone as you have… and certainly not someone with a firm belief in Salvation through him. If you are not a Christian, then I hope someday you can become one. Until then, I will bear my cross, and go “about doing good” as our master has.
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Posted on November 23, 2010 at 6:49pm@13th Generation American If you are American then why do you have a IP address from another country?
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Posted on November 23, 2010 at 10:33pmAlso look at it this way……………now all a Terrorist has to do is………………enter the screening area with a bomb. Get into the line……..wait till they are in the largest group and………………..BOOM!!!
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