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New Scratch N‘ Sniff Book Captures NYC’s Delicious Aromas…and Foul Stenches

Amber Jones Writes Scratch and Sniff Book About New York City Smells

"New York, Phew York" Author Amber Jones

If you’ve ever been to New York City, you’ve probably experienced a wide array of scents. From the mouth-watering aromas coming from food carts to the often grotesque and unexplainable stenches rising from sewers, the city’s many scents are diverse in nature. In an effort to capture all of these aromas (both good and bad), author Amber C. Jones has created a unique new scratch n’ sniff book.

Jones, who has likely learned a great deal about the city’s many smells while working as a concierge for the past 10 years, has aptly titled the project, “New York, Phew York.” On the book’s web site, the following description is given:

The story is told through the eyes of a child on a family vacation. It’s an exciting, interactive journey through all of the New York City’s neighborhoods, as recommended by a hotel concierge whom the family befriends!

All of the books smells are synonymous with the city – both good and bad. From fresh bagels and pizza, to garbage and sewer steam, this book ventures into 19 neighborhoods and uncovers many hours of scratch-and-sniff scents!

So, why a book on smells and stenches, you ask? According to Gothamist, Jones says:

“There are books out there that give you a great feel of the city and there are books out there where you can see what New York looks like, but there are no books out there where you can smell what New York smells like.”

Below, watch the author explain “New York, Phew York” in her own words:


After learning about the project, The New York Post decided to take to the streets of NYC to ask citizens for their opinions about the book. In the clip, watch interview subjects discuss some of the most stench-ridden localities, while weighing in on their opinions about Jones’ new effort. Watch below:

Some people may shy away from purchasing a book that may include some less-than-pleasant scents. Still, this is certainly an intriguing project. You can help the author move “New York, Phew York” to bookshelves by clicking here.

Comments (21)

  • MUDFLAPS
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 6:10pm

    I can sell you a pair of skivvies that will give you the same smell. Feel free to scratch and sniff.

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  • mrsmileyface
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 9:35am

    Check out page 42.. Theres a prostitute and a John getting a handjob in the back allyway and you can smell the stench of rotting garbage and cheap purfume and failure all on the same page.

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  • jim
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 7:52am

    Don’t really need to smell NYC. Guess it’s kind of a joke book for, like, Halloween. But, hey, Pet Rocks once sold millions. I’m not knocking the capitalist ambition… it is original.

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  • EP46
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 5:12am

    Oh, is this the new way to distribute drugs?

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  • Arc
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 3:26am

    I thought “scratch & sniff ” was strictly for……….nevermind.

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  • Hephzibah
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 2:00am

    What did we expect? Nothing is embarrassing or sacred or uncouth these days. So what’s left? Never mind, I don’t want to know.

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  • AOL_REFUGEE
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 1:31am

    Gee, I think I’ll wipe my rear end and write a scratch-n-sniff book about NYC, too: “Browned Terlet Paper: All You Need to Know About NYC in One Whiff”. One multi-ply page. Published by Simple Simon and Shyster.

    I imagine it would HAVE to make the NY Times Bestseller list based on accuracy alone, thanks to Chuck U. Schumer, Anthony Weiner, Hillary Clinton, Mayor Bloomingidiotberg, and the like.

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  • Akbarjonnie Shaheed
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:54am

    Nothing new. Harry Reid has been practicing scratch n’ sniff politics for years.

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  • yanki161
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:42am

    Do they have “eau de subway”? Oh, I HOPE they have “eau de subway”! I don’t know if that certain, lovely mixture of urine and burnt rat can be captured on a scratch n sniff but here’s hoping.

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  • EdBoo
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:39am

    My jury is out!

    Who or what stinks worse in NYC? The people or the things?

    It’s a zoo there. A real zoo. Lots of animals and weirdos.

    It got to the point where I would not take new clients in NYC for *any* reason. That was one of my better decisions and I have never regretted it.

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  • jrandolph1200
    Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:27am

    Jerseytomato, “What does corruption, lies, treason, narcissism smell like?”

    Arab Spring!!

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  • Av8tor056
    Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:13pm

    Unfortunately I went there too. Only a strong stomach saved me.

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  • Captain Crunch
    Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:09pm

    Can someone please put out a scratch and sniff book on Washington DC, particularly Pennsylvania Avenue?

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    • WeDontNeedNoStinkingBadges
      Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:26pm

      It’s true that New York has a stench (consider it’s recent name change to “New Sodom York” — I rest my case).

      But Washington DC … now that is a foul stink that is not to be believed!

      (I’m sure BOTH violate some EPA regulation.)

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    • Jerseytomato
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:05am

      What does corruption, lies, treason, narcissism smell like?

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    • banjarmon
      Posted on July 28, 2011 at 12:24am

      Do you want to smell BO‘s and MO’s B U T T S ????

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  • lonewolf57
    Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:43pm

    Ewww,they can have it.

    I’ll take the sweet smell of cow manure,hay and a farm anyday.

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  • LadyIzShy
    Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:35pm

    no thanks I will pass on this book

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  • I.Gaspar
    Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:29pm

    I worked in NYC for 25 years.
    There’s nothing quite as “new york” as the smell of a public phone (no longer even a booth) and the smell of urine surrounding it when the temperature reaches into the 90′s.
    I wouldn’t be surprised if that smell is in the white house these days.

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  • MNM in California
    Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:27pm

    This new version recalls a memory of one of my favorite TV shows, Pushing Daisies. They had an, um, extreme scratch-and-sniff once, and it did not work out well at all.

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