News Anchor Loses it On-Air Over ‘Crusty Buttocks’ Story
- Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:29am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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Sam Rubin of KTLA in Los Angeles couldn’t contain himself Tuesday morning while doing a story on bathroom humor. Literally.
Rubin was doing a piece about the station using an impromptu survey in the bathroom and asking employees what they thought of the newly-installed hand dryers. Apparently the men at the station still have a little middle-school streak inside them — as Rubin’s co-anchor points out — because the men’s bathroom “survey” was quickly defaced. Under the “name” section, aliases such as “Kim Jong Il” appeared, which was enough to get Rubin chuckling. But what really set him off was when someone named “Crusty Buttocks” registered a vote.
You can watch Rubin’s hilarious reaction below:
(H/T: TV Spy)




















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Comments (98)
INTHEBEGININGGOD
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:18amI did not think they could laugh in Los Angeles when they are going broke. It was a real pleasure to see them laughing.
Report Post »Old Truckers
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 3:52pmAll us Californians are broke. We have known no other way of life. To cope, we have to laugh.
Report Post »Rashomon
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:15amReminds me of watching The Soupy Sales show back in the day. when he would crack up the cameramen and stage hands and they would have to cut to commercial fast.
Report Post »YellowFin
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 12:41pmYeah, with Pookie, White Fang, and Black Tooth. And the people at the door with only their hands showing. That was such a funny show.
Report Post »Blacktooth
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 1:49pmHuhh? I heard my name?
Report Post »Hey, Whitefang, wake up, we’re on.
WhiteFang
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 7:30pmYeah, I’m here now. A day late, but awake now. Actually, the Soupy Sales Show was the inspiration for my name here on the Blaze.
Report Post »texasfarmer
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:15amA good laugh and a few tears do you good.
Report Post »mtnclimberjim
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:14amI’m going to go Steel Head fishing this AM, since this seems to be the news. Sheesh
Report Post »Old Truckers
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 3:45pmWhat is even funnier than the news story is the comments from all you crazy people. hahah
Report Post »BruceB
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:09amI just heard from Mr.Buttocks and he says he’s retained the law firm of Wea,Cheatem,and Howe to represent him if these comments don’t cease.
Report Post »deskpilot
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 2:46am@BRUCEB – If my 47 yr old memory serves me correctly, I belive the shingle on the law offic that Moe, Larry, & Curly visited was DEWEY, CHETHAM and HOWE (WEA is not a common surname, DEWEY is http://mitchellarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dewey-defeats-truman-2.jpg )
Report Post »donh2
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:03amAgain the Blaze is showing the corrupting influence of the Huffington post by posting such juvenile stories at a time of severe crisis. These are the same people working at the Blaze who cannot script a Hollywood comedy without including the obligatory fart joke. Mercury is in serious need of a crack down.
Report Post »Dilbert is Real
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:01amMake sure you use the ‘unclean’ hand.
Report Post »slimkendall
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:51amHow much more would have laughed at “Heywood Jablomi” ?
Report Post »branch manager
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:47amCrusty needs some ointment.
Report Post »chips1
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:22pmJeff Dunham calls it LOTION!!!!!!!!
Report Post »Kevin
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:46amI loved it! We are all kids at heart and theirs no reason for him to be ashamed or imbarrased about laughing on camera. Hell, its nice to have something to laugh about on the news.
Report Post »LoriGirl
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:39amI remember this guy on KTLA from when I lived out in Cali. Looks like Sammy has gotten Chunky Buttocks over the years!
Report Post »Country
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:28amSome filled out the ballot before they washed their hands, others after they wash thier hands. Crusty pen. Gross.
Report Post »heavllyarmed
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:21amRon Paul 2012, get’s she tame results
Report Post »heavllyarmed
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:22amsame
Report Post »heavllyarmed
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:25amthe same
Report Post »slimkendall
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:50amThe statement: “Ron Paul 2012” … gets the same results from people as this man’s reaction to Crusty Buttocks? Was that your point?
Report Post »Yep.
Showtime
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:58am@HEAVLLYARMED
Report Post »While you’re making corrections, did you mean for your handle to be HeavilyArmed, with an “i” instead of two “L”s?
thankyouvets
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:21amI’m with Gew. Nice to chuckle!!!
Report Post »SilentReader
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:57amI guess it’s a slow news day.
Report Post »BubbaCoop
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:56amThat’s fine for the Christmas party, but why is it news?
Report Post »chips1
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:18pmIt’s news because in America we are allowed to laugh. Try being an American. You might like it’
Report Post »Independent Tess
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:54amI laughed, but I was laughing at THEM laughing.
Report Post »Karron
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:52amSounds like something one of my boys would have said when they were, oh, twelve. Got a snork and a grimace out of me, but that was about it. But then, I am female, and we tend to think those kind of jokes are really infantile. However, the anchor should have been a bit more professional and he should have done his homework first so he could have laughed off camera.
Report Post »StaceyB
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:49amThere is nothing better than a good laugh that makes your belly hurt and eyes water! Better than any workout ever designed.
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:53amMy late husband was a reporter and political editor for a central Georgia radio and TV station. One day a story came in across the wire about a young dog being trained down at Warner Robbins AF Base, It seems that the dog, named Satan, had cut his mouth on a barbed wire fence and had to have stitches.
Tim thought the story could use a bit of refining. He took the information and rewrote the story, ending it with, “but never fear. Satan will soon be back at his post to guard us against the enemy, even if he has to gum ‘em to death.”
Well, the announcer was reading the news stories “cold” for the 11 o’clock news and laughed before he could get the “punch line” out. Every ten minutes he would try again, only to crack up uncontrollably. He promised the listeners he would get the complete story out before he left the air at midnight. At five minutes until midnight, he gave it his final attempt and made it to the end, but he laughed the remaining time on the air.
It reminded me of the time that Lowell Thomas misspokje and said that a 550-pound woman had died of a fart attack (instead of a heart attack) and laughed the rest of his five minutes. Johnny Carson had it on his show that night, and I just HAPPENED to have my tape recorder going so my husband could hear it when he got home from work.
Report Post »blanco
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:42amLighten up! It was funny!!!! With all of the BAD news out there, we all need to laugh!!!!!
Report Post »DashRipRock
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:42amDidnt Crusty Buttocks change his name to BROKER10101
Report Post »jim1flyer
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:15amThat’s funny! I thought it was a funny report, we need to laugh. But then again I’ve always been a sucker for fifth grade humor.
Report Post »North_Star
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:40amThey lost it in LA long ago.
Report Post »trolltrainer
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:39amJust in: News anchor exposed as Crusty Buttocks!
Report Post »Ken
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:15amHere’s a new character for the Simpsons! Crusty Buttocks!
Report Post »Ken
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:20amScratch that…Crusty the Clown is already a character…unless he doesn’t want to be a clown anymore!
Report Post »North_Star
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:35amThey lost it in California long ago. I wonder what the migrations out of LA maps look like these days.
Report Post »Ssenkrad
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:33amWow…. I guess it’s a little funny, but I’d hope people would know how to keep a better composure when on air.
Report Post »MAULEMALL
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:39amWe should pray, for crusty buttocks..
Report Post »nzkiwi
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:41amHilarious! But then I’m male.
Report Post »I guess one possible downside of being female is that you wouldn’t find that sort of thing very amusing.
nzkiwi
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:42amIt is also true that men never quite grow up, and I’m delighted to admit it.
Report Post »NickDeringer
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:43amCrusty Buttocks? Wasn’t he an actor in the old cowboy movies?
Report Post »GEW
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:45amNay, I found this very funny. Its nice to see some laughter and kidding around with all the crappy news we get these days. It was funny because they were so tickled.
Report Post »TxGold
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:13amIt’s good to see them laugh. It was funny, why not laugh?
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:31amLighten up! It was funny and good to see spontaneous laughter on air. Too many “not so funny” things going on right now – we need a laugh.
Report Post »nzkiwi
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:42amI can’t help myself. I keep going back to watch it again. Six times now and it’s still not getting old.. It must be the “fourth grader” in me.
Report Post »TonynoT
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:28amRelax oh Tightus Maximus!
Report Post »YellowFin
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:54amWe are all 12 year olds at heart. Admit it!
Report Post »leftiesaredangerous
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 12:45pmI love his laugh. I bet he was the one who wrote it.
Report Post »walkwithme1966
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 12:58pmAgain, another story that doesn’t need to be on the Blaze!! Lets go for the Pulitzer Prize!!
Report Post »http://wp.me/sYLB7-why
silentwatcher
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 12:59pmYea, well, it is a bit refreshing to watch news and see something that makes you laugh. The announcer is only human and it’s nice to see something different than bad news, finger pointing, and name-calling.
Something small but made me laugh. People don’t do enough of that anymore.
Report Post »utforester75
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:08pmMAULEMALL
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:39am
We should pray, for crusty buttocks..
Speak for yourself…I don’t want that!!!
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