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News Anchor Loses it On-Air Over ‘Crusty Buttocks’ Story

Sam Rubin of KTLA in Los Angeles couldn’t contain himself Tuesday morning while doing a story on bathroom humor. Literally.

Rubin was doing a piece about the station using an impromptu survey in the bathroom and asking employees what they thought of the newly-installed hand dryers. Apparently the men at the station still have a little middle-school streak inside them — as Rubin’s co-anchor points out — because the men’s bathroom “survey” was quickly defaced. Under the “name” section, aliases such as “Kim Jong Il” appeared, which was enough to get Rubin chuckling. But what really set him off was when someone named “Crusty Buttocks” registered a vote.

You can watch Rubin’s hilarious reaction below:

(H/T: TV Spy)

Comments (98)

  • INTHEBEGININGGOD
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:18am

    I did not think they could laugh in Los Angeles when they are going broke. It was a real pleasure to see them laughing.

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    • Old Truckers
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 3:52pm

      All us Californians are broke. We have known no other way of life. To cope, we have to laugh.

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  • Rashomon
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:15am

    Reminds me of watching The Soupy Sales show back in the day. when he would crack up the cameramen and stage hands and they would have to cut to commercial fast.

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    • YellowFin
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 12:41pm

      Yeah, with Pookie, White Fang, and Black Tooth. And the people at the door with only their hands showing. That was such a funny show.

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    • Blacktooth
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 1:49pm

      Huhh? I heard my name?
      Hey, Whitefang, wake up, we’re on.

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    • WhiteFang
      Posted on February 18, 2011 at 7:30pm

      Yeah, I’m here now. A day late, but awake now. Actually, the Soupy Sales Show was the inspiration for my name here on the Blaze.

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  • texasfarmer
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:15am

    A good laugh and a few tears do you good.

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  • mtnclimberjim
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:14am

    I’m going to go Steel Head fishing this AM, since this seems to be the news. Sheesh

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    • Old Truckers
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 3:45pm

      What is even funnier than the news story is the comments from all you crazy people. hahah

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  • BruceB
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:09am

    I just heard from Mr.Buttocks and he says he’s retained the law firm of Wea,Cheatem,and Howe to represent him if these comments don’t cease.

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  • donh2
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:03am

    Again the Blaze is showing the corrupting influence of the Huffington post by posting such juvenile stories at a time of severe crisis. These are the same people working at the Blaze who cannot script a Hollywood comedy without including the obligatory fart joke. Mercury is in serious need of a crack down.

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  • Dilbert is Real
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:01am

    Make sure you use the ‘unclean’ hand.

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  • slimkendall
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:51am

    How much more would have laughed at “Heywood Jablomi” ?

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  • branch manager
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:47am

    Crusty needs some ointment.

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    • chips1
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:22pm

      Jeff Dunham calls it LOTION!!!!!!!!

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  • Kevin
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:46am

    I loved it! We are all kids at heart and theirs no reason for him to be ashamed or imbarrased about laughing on camera. Hell, its nice to have something to laugh about on the news.

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  • LoriGirl
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:39am

    I remember this guy on KTLA from when I lived out in Cali. Looks like Sammy has gotten Chunky Buttocks over the years!

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  • Country
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:28am

    Some filled out the ballot before they washed their hands, others after they wash thier hands. Crusty pen. Gross.

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  • heavllyarmed
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:21am

    Ron Paul 2012, get’s she tame results

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    • heavllyarmed
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:22am

      same

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    • heavllyarmed
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:25am

      the same

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    • slimkendall
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:50am

      The statement: “Ron Paul 2012” … gets the same results from people as this man’s reaction to Crusty Buttocks? Was that your point?
      Yep.

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    • Showtime
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:58am

      @HEAVLLYARMED
      While you’re making corrections, did you mean for your handle to be HeavilyArmed, with an “i” instead of two “L”s?

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  • thankyouvets
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:21am

    I’m with Gew. Nice to chuckle!!!

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  • SilentReader
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:57am

    I guess it’s a slow news day.

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  • BubbaCoop
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:56am

    That’s fine for the Christmas party, but why is it news?

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    • chips1
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:18pm

      It’s news because in America we are allowed to laugh. Try being an American. You might like it’

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  • Independent Tess
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:54am

    I laughed, but I was laughing at THEM laughing.

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  • Karron
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:52am

    Sounds like something one of my boys would have said when they were, oh, twelve. Got a snork and a grimace out of me, but that was about it. But then, I am female, and we tend to think those kind of jokes are really infantile. However, the anchor should have been a bit more professional and he should have done his homework first so he could have laughed off camera.

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  • StaceyB
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:49am

    There is nothing better than a good laugh that makes your belly hurt and eyes water! Better than any workout ever designed.

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    • Showtime
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:53am

      My late husband was a reporter and political editor for a central Georgia radio and TV station. One day a story came in across the wire about a young dog being trained down at Warner Robbins AF Base, It seems that the dog, named Satan, had cut his mouth on a barbed wire fence and had to have stitches.

      Tim thought the story could use a bit of refining. He took the information and rewrote the story, ending it with, “but never fear. Satan will soon be back at his post to guard us against the enemy, even if he has to gum ‘em to death.”

      Well, the announcer was reading the news stories “cold” for the 11 o’clock news and laughed before he could get the “punch line” out. Every ten minutes he would try again, only to crack up uncontrollably. He promised the listeners he would get the complete story out before he left the air at midnight. At five minutes until midnight, he gave it his final attempt and made it to the end, but he laughed the remaining time on the air.

      It reminded me of the time that Lowell Thomas misspokje and said that a 550-pound woman had died of a fart attack (instead of a heart attack) and laughed the rest of his five minutes. Johnny Carson had it on his show that night, and I just HAPPENED to have my tape recorder going so my husband could hear it when he got home from work.

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  • blanco
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:42am

    Lighten up! It was funny!!!! With all of the BAD news out there, we all need to laugh!!!!!

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  • DashRipRock
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:42am

    Didnt Crusty Buttocks change his name to BROKER10101

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    • jim1flyer
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:15am

      That’s funny! I thought it was a funny report, we need to laugh. But then again I’ve always been a sucker for fifth grade humor.

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  • North_Star
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:40am

    They lost it in LA long ago.

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  • trolltrainer
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:39am

    Just in: News anchor exposed as Crusty Buttocks!

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    • Ken
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:15am

      Here’s a new character for the Simpsons! Crusty Buttocks!

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    • Ken
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:20am

      Scratch that…Crusty the Clown is already a character…unless he doesn’t want to be a clown anymore!

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  • North_Star
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:35am

    They lost it in California long ago. I wonder what the migrations out of LA maps look like these days.

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  • Ssenkrad
    Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:33am

    Wow…. I guess it’s a little funny, but I’d hope people would know how to keep a better composure when on air.

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    • MAULEMALL
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:39am

      We should pray, for crusty buttocks..

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    • nzkiwi
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:41am

      Hilarious! But then I’m male.
      I guess one possible downside of being female is that you wouldn’t find that sort of thing very amusing.

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    • nzkiwi
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:42am

      It is also true that men never quite grow up, and I’m delighted to admit it.

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    • NickDeringer
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:43am

      Crusty Buttocks? Wasn’t he an actor in the old cowboy movies?

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    • GEW
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:45am

      Nay, I found this very funny. Its nice to see some laughter and kidding around with all the crappy news we get these days. It was funny because they were so tickled.

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    • TxGold
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:13am

      It’s good to see them laugh. It was funny, why not laugh?

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    • grandmaof5
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:31am

      Lighten up! It was funny and good to see spontaneous laughter on air. Too many “not so funny” things going on right now – we need a laugh.

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    • nzkiwi
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:42am

      I can’t help myself. I keep going back to watch it again. Six times now and it’s still not getting old.. It must be the “fourth grader” in me.

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    • TonynoT
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:28am

      Relax oh Tightus Maximus!

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    • YellowFin
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:54am

      We are all 12 year olds at heart. Admit it!

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    • leftiesaredangerous
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 12:45pm

      I love his laugh. I bet he was the one who wrote it.

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    • walkwithme1966
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 12:58pm

      Again, another story that doesn’t need to be on the Blaze!! Lets go for the Pulitzer Prize!!
      http://wp.me/sYLB7-why

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    • silentwatcher
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 12:59pm

      Yea, well, it is a bit refreshing to watch news and see something that makes you laugh. The announcer is only human and it’s nice to see something different than bad news, finger pointing, and name-calling.

      Something small but made me laugh. People don’t do enough of that anymore.

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    • utforester75
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:08pm

      MAULEMALL
      Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:39am
      We should pray, for crusty buttocks..

      Speak for yourself…I don’t want that!!!

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