Obama Fundraising Initiative: Celebrate Your Wedding by Donating to Obama
- Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:30pm by
Mytheos Holt
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When it comes to the 2012 campaign, team Obama has made more than their fair share of embarrassing gaffes. Chronicling them would take thousands of words, though certainly such hits as Attack Watch and the Life of Julia stand out. However, those gaffes, idiotic though they may have been, at least had a rationale behind them that was discernible, if stupid.
This is most unequivocally not the case when it comes to the Obama team’s most recent fundraising initiative. It is impossible to dream up a rationale for it without sounding silly. It can‘t really be set up in any way that softens the incredulity you’ll feel looking at it. So we’ll just repost an image below and let you see:
So many questions abound after reading this short message, “Why” being chief among them. Why should a wedding correlate with donating to the President? Along with “saving jobs,” is the President now claiming credit for every wedding officiated on his watch? How does he statistically measure “wedding creation” if he is? If you divorce, does that mean you can ask for your money back? Why do anniversaries correlate to donating? Why do birthdays? Why, why, why?
Oh, and did you notice that creepy “It’s a gift we can all enjoy” part, as though by giving money to the President, you’re giving a gift to the entire country? Talk about a sinister idea. No matter how much of a patriot you are, we doubt you want the entire country crashing your wedding party, asking for a gift they can “all enjoy.” It’s your anniversary/wedding/birthday, after all, not theirs. If you want a gravy bowl instead of four more years of gravy for lobbyists, that’s your right.
But wait, there’s more. National Review’s Daniel Foster links to this fundraising email that attempts to fundraise off of (of all things) Obama’s happy marriage:
For the first 10 years of our marriage, Barack and I lived in an apartment in my hometown of Chicago.
The winters there can be pretty harsh, but no matter how snowy or icy it got, Barack would head out into the cold — shovel in hand — to dig my car out before I went to work.
In all our years of marriage, he’s always looked out for me. Now, I see that same commitment every day to you and to this country.
The only way we’ll win this election is if we can rely on one another like that, all the way to November 6th.
You should know that your recent donation means a lot to both of us.
Again, the big question is, why? Why does Obama shoveling snow years and years ago make him a good President now? What does this have to do with his record at all? If it doesn’t have anything to do with his record, why bring it up? Why?
We wish we had an answer. Unfortunately, dreaming one up is proving prohibitively difficult.



















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Comments (284)
biohazard23
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:03pm2 words: creepy and pathetic.
Report Post »poorrichard09
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:06pmThree words: shameless, desperate and arrogant.
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:13pm4 words; gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie. The 4-G’s of Sociocommiearxists.
Report Post »showmerancher
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:14pmHow about just one word that encompasses all those suggested… Liberal.
Report Post »TinSoldier
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:36pmEven your wedding is all about him . . .
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:58pmDing ding ding – I think we have a winner, folks! Give it up for @showmerancher!!
Nice one! Very succinct and, well, truthful. :)
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 8:15pmWhat’s next?
Prima Nocta?
Will it be with the groom or the bride?
Report Post »JACKTHETOAD
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 8:20pmCarpe scrotum. I like that one. :)
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 9:04pmJack – ha ha ha!!!!
Report Post »JustAboutHadIt
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 10:54pmHey…don’t laugh too hard yet because I hear Oyambag is signing an executive order requiring all married couples to renew their vows.
Report Post »Living In NYC
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 11:31pmThis is a very sick man…I do feel sorry for such a loser. BTW Barry..you aready took almost 40% of my house value…that’s all I can give!
Report Post »MCDAVE
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 12:03amBuying gifts helps the economy and creates jobs..Giving money to Obama helps destroy the country…Obama’s getting desperate..I bet he would not spend a dime of his own money on donations..
Report Post »GrandmaNRichmondTX
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 12:53amMy three words: Mind Numbingly Stupid!
Report Post »poorrichard09
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 7:48amHey, what about funerals, too? Sometime folks give memorial gifts of money to the bereaved, so why not send them to 0bummer? After all, he IS dead inside.
Report Post »Wolf
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 10:10am“…your gift will go farther than a gravy bowl…”
Report Post »Simply because with this POS in the White House there won’t be any gravy to put in the gravy bowl.
Jezcruzen
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 10:55amI think it would be more appropriate to just donate toilet bowl cleaner to Obama. He could brush his teeth with it. Of course, if he did, he would simply disappear. Thats called a “win/win”!
Report Post »Roberto G. Vasquez
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 11:22amLow class, that’s for sure!
Report Post »Shasta
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 1:33pmHey Monk, I thought the Sociocommiearxists‘ mantra was the ’four mores’…More taxing (steal our money), more borrowing (steal our kid’s future), more spending (spend our money), and more printing (steal our money again).
Report Post »StrongWesternbabeluvinherWesternMAN
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 1:39pmNot only is this creepy but there were advertisements popping up with a message to ‘Wish your President a Happy Father’s day!‘ Displayed in the center was a picture of the Obama’s and their children ……obviously the picture was taken many years ago because the children were still toddlers. This is all odd and America needs to pay attention and read or reacquaint with German history.
Report Post »MikeG60
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 1:49pmYou beat me to it.
Report Post »UPSETVET
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 2:46pmI had come to the conclusion that Obama and his campaign money raisers had sunk as low as they could sink. However, with this recent revelation I found out I was wrong.
How about instead of giving the kids a Christmas present this coming Christmas, give Obama a gift in lieu of a campaign donation.
How narcissist, selfish and egocentric can a person be? I guess we’ve yet to find out from Obama. I‘m not only angy but embarrassed that he’s the President of my great country.
Report Post »anomnomnommm
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 2:59pmI don’t understand why The Blaze is so deep in the realm of negative politics. I‘m beginning to think that there is not much to say for the conservative cause other than that it’s not Obama’s. Every politician and their mother raises money in all sorts of ways. People are going to give money anyways, and if you and your significant other are especially interested in politics and want to help the campaign, it seems like a nice way to give money that you may be giving anyway.
Report Post »anomnomnommm
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 3:01pmIf you really think this election is important (and it sounds like most of you do), you’d be smart to ask your friends to give money to your chosen nominee instead of a toaster.
Report Post »kpelaccio
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 4:29pmROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…………………………………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can’t stop laughing!!!! He’s a stand up comedian!!!!!!
Report Post »earl33
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 4:34pmHe can shove that idea back up his @$$ where he must have got it. How stupid can that boy get???
Report Post »earl33
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 4:37pmHow about he shove that back up his @$$ where he got it from??? How stupid can that boy get??
Report Post »Bluebonnet
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 4:40pmUnbelievable GALL. Where were these drones born anyway? Narcissist is hardly the word to describe this man; there are several others I call him.
Report Post »rickc34
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 5:59pmI would not even invite him to the wedding let alone give him a toaster. This is about as low as you can get can you say ghetto!!! Oh forget this is YOUR special day this creep wants your gifts? That is gutter low no class at all. Begging .
Report Post »mrmo
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 6:25pmI think that every one out there should run out to a garage sale or second hand store if they don’t have a gravy boat, send them all to mr. obummer at the white house.
Report Post »The cheaper and uglier the better. That way he won’t be able to sell them because no one would to buy them when he has the yard sale on the front lawn of the white house.
donotdrinkthekoolade
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 7:50pmI would be happy to suggest that hosts and hostesses pack up all the garbage from their parties (receptions, etc.) and ship it to the Obama campaign. They can rummage through for anything that can be recycled….a few pennies here and there. ANYONE HAVE AN ADDRESS???
Report Post »donotdrinkthekoolade
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 8:01pm@anomnomnommm, Are you for real?! You didn’t just drink the koolade, you’ve been snorting it 24/7! Buddy, you’ve been ZOMBIFIED!
Report Post »dmerwin
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 8:09pmThis needs to be front and center for a week.
Report Post »barinii
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 11:37pm…much more, many more…but would be deleted for sure….
Report Post »fastgunslinger
Posted on June 24, 2012 at 7:28amask yourself this question before voting for thr next president.. would u let osomma bigears take charge of your retirement money? just askng the question.
Report Post »Hollywood
Posted on June 24, 2012 at 8:11amBarry is shoveling a lot of something, and it ain’t snow.
Report Post »anomnomnommm
Posted on June 25, 2012 at 3:17pm@DONOTDRINKTHEKOOLADE
Your response gives no reason as to why. At least criticize people in an intelligent way. It’s easiest to blindly beat people down when you are in friendly company.
Report Post »Wolfgang the Gray
Posted on June 25, 2012 at 9:03pmNext thing you know, Obama will reinstate Prima Nocta.
“Really want to show how much you love your future wife? Don’t get her a diamond ring or a honeymoon on the Riviera. Give her the ultimate gift of sleeping with the Savior, King Obama. She’ll love you for the rest of your life for such a fine gift. You even get a lasting reminder of the experience, a son or daughter that looks like the Savior.”
Report Post »Want our country back
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:01pmHeard there was a comment section at the end of the registry but it was taken down because of all the negative comments…. you think….
137 days till election….. get registered, get out and vote for Romney
Report Post »Machtyn
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 1:01amHere, Here!
For those here that don’t know it, Mitt and Ann Romney *were* poor while they went to college. At BYU, they lived in a basement apartment that had no carpet. Ann got discarded sample pieces and stitched together a rug to cover some of the floor.
While at Harvard, Mitt, while taking care of his wife and 2 (or 3?) boys at the time, worked nights as a janitor. So people who say Mitt and Ann can’t relate to the poor or middle class are deluding themselves.
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 9:26am@MACH…
Report Post »Give me a Break: Mitt’s father was George… was President of American Motors, and Governor of Michigan (and Fluked Up both)… and Rich!
just1conservative
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 12:33pm@Lukerw
Just because someone has a Rich daddy doesn‘t mean they can’t relate to meager living. I’m sure having a rich and powerful father is a nice safety net to fall back on, but ever think that perhaps Mitt was living that way because he wanted to make it on his own (aka The American Dream)?
Report Post »Wu Ming Ren
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 1:21pmIt’s just like a liberal to make universal assumptions about other people. It‘s how they end up making policy that’s “one size fits all,” like toilets that don’t work with a single flush, not just for some people but for a lot of people. Liberals look at themselves and judge all others by what they see there. That’s why they think everyone is a racist (because they know their own hearts). That’s why they think government has to do the work of charity (because they won’t reach into their own wallets). California liberals create their own problems, and then they find “solutions” that they think should be applied to the entire nation. When the screw it up so bad at home, they move elsewhere and screw it up there, too. Liberals are pukes and a waste of skin.
Report Post »anomnomnommm
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 3:04pm“For those here that don’t know it, Mitt and Ann Romney *were* poor while they went to college. At “BYU, they lived in a basement apartment that had no carpet. Ann got discarded sample pieces and stitched together a rug to cover some of the floor. While at Harvard, Mitt….”
Not sure why you would even bring this up, considering the Blaze article above criticizes the relevance of that type of information…
Report Post »Eggcellent
Posted on June 24, 2012 at 12:05amMaybe that’s the reason that Obama “evolved” into really liking the idea of Gay marriage. Think of all of those quickie weddings which will be going on!!
And as far as going out to shovel the snow off Michelle’s car, that‘s probably because he hadn’t yet acquired his own personal illegal alien to do it for him!
Report Post »kat747
Posted on June 24, 2012 at 9:53amRomney’s money PALES in comparison to the money Ob has backing him – let us discuss Geo who is one of the richest men in the world and Tony in Chicago who donated a million dollar piece of land to build Ob’s 4 Million Dollar house. Where is that stimulus money ? Where is the 400 Million from the AFL-CIO and the 30 Million Dollars from the electrical workers’ union ?
Report Post »And with all that money behind him, he still can’t get the St of Hawaii to send him a birth certificate !
At least Romney “earned” his money.
The-Monk
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:00pm@tweetybird
Here ya go. Thanks for the link @ 4:34 pm.
Report Post »rickc34
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:59pmHa ha ha ha..this is a joke right? Hey honey guess what no honeymoon Obama needs the money to finish off the country.
Report Post »spirited
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:12pm“gravy bowl” ?
Who (especially in this day and age) asks for a wedding or birthday “gravy bowl” ???
Oh, it’s just more of that Obama “transparency”.
Report Post »He was thinking about his –short-lived– gravy train;
>and the ride he’s taken US on.
The-Monk
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 8:13pmHow‘s he going to sell all of those gifts he’s planning on receiving?
Was the White House gift shop turned into a pawn shop?
Report Post »Living In NYC
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 11:34pmHey…Barrack and Meeshell cover their food in gravy when the cameras are off….kinda funny the item that was top of their mind when they figured out this scam!
Report Post »Tri-ox
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:58pmobama‘s desperation ain’t pretty – but it sure is funny – what a loser!
Report Post »Machtyn
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 12:57amSome more funnies:
Remember that tax refund which we generously gave to you? Why not use that for #ObamaFundRaising
The money saved from your New Year’s diet resolution can be applied to a good cause: #ObamaFundRaising
The rolling blackouts will help to cut your electric bills. What better way to reinvest that money in a worthy cause: #ObamaFundRaising
You’re now saving hundreds by moving back in with mom and dad. Why not show them your gratitude by supporting Obama2012? | #ObamaFundRaising
Ask not what the country can do for you – ask what you can do for my campaign. #ObamaFundRaising
Report Post »suedstate
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:58pmWHAAATT!! you mean Moochelle pimping out Obama wasn’t enough (remember he is your husband too) I almost choked on that one.
What’s next your first born, never rmind you won’t have one after your abortion.
What is really sad some idiots out there will actually do this.
NOVEMBER!!!!!!!! please Lord make it sooner than later.
Report Post »marcus_arealius
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:15pmGreat idea – The Obama Abortion Registry – have 2 abortions, get 1 FREE !!
Report Post »progressiveslayer
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:57pmOur bisexual Marxist president is a bottom feeding maggot and a disgrace to the office,he’d sell his soul if he thought it would…………… wait a second he‘s an atheist so he doesn’t think he has a soul.
Report Post »marcus_arealius
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:19pmNow now, many bottom feeding fish are good eats – Halibut, Sole, Flounder, etc. Obummer has no nutritional value or palatable taste.
Report Post »Living In NYC
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 11:46pmMarcus you are right Barry has no taste…the only taste he has is in his mouth…nothing but a classless fool!
Report Post »CatB
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 12:07pmnot only would I not give anyone this gift .. THEY WOULD GET NO GIFT and I would decline their invitation .. I hope I don’t have any friends THIS STUPID!
Report Post »StevenNarbonne
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 1:31pmmaybe he’s right about that.
Report Post »EBL
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:56pmYou show you care when you send a present the person really could use…
Report Post »Psychosis
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 8:13pmnow thats priceless lol
Report Post »booger71
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 9:17pmVery good
Report Post »Eggcellent
Posted on June 24, 2012 at 12:11amWell, then, maybe we should send him some U-Haul packing boxes…..
Report Post »jagr1850
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:54pmit is possible some one at the white house is using too much cocaine…….no way can a normal leader ask for “wedding gifts etc”….goodbye in november or sooner….muchelle and odummy
Report Post »Restored One
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:00pmThat answers the whole supporting gay marriage thing. More money for him.
Report Post »needmoinfo
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 10:17amWell it is just his luck the election is before Christmas.
Report Post »goinggreenduringglobalwarming
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:54pmI hear there’s a video coming out of Obama getting bullied by 7th graders on a White House tour.
Report Post »spirited
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:15pmIs he on a bus?
Report Post »Living In NYC
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 11:44pmIt’s coming, because Barry smells YOUR money like a shark smells blood. Barry would weclome being ripped up by middle schoolers and would even cry if he could pull in a cool million. The guy is a classless fool!
Barry is a total wimp, look how Putin waxed at the G-20 last week! Did you see Putin‘s I don’t give a s@*t what you say body lauguage when Barry was speaking!
Report Post »GrandmaNRichmondTX
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 12:55amNo, Spirited. He’s under the bus.
Report Post »TNT75
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:54pmValerie Jarrett’s daughter got married not long ago. Did she forgo gifts? Did Obama ask Valerie Jarrett’s daughter to ask her wedding guests to send money to him?
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:03pmThe little commie doesn’t have to give up her gravy bowl. They live off (Other Peoples Money) Giving is a one way street with these Libs……….
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:50pm@TNT75
They weren’t frisking people before they entered the wedding looking for weapons.
They were looking for presents, gifts and money.
Report Post »needmoinfo
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 10:19amShe can return all her gravy boats and send the money to Obama. Count on it.
Report Post »AJAYW
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:52pmNarcissist POS is what he is
Report Post »MAMMY_NUNN
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:49pmFor someone who doesn’t believe in capitalism he sure is greedy.
Report Post »Shasta
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 1:36pmYeah, these Sociocommiearxists believe in money, on they believe it should all belong to them
Report Post »Bill Wallace
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:49pmIt is the day for the married couple, and the clown in office somehow makes it about apperciating HIM?
Oh, the chills and thrills going up Chris Matthews leg right now. I bet that dude is planning on renewing his vows at least 3 or 4 more times between now and November.
Report Post »Salamander
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:46pmThe man is a selfish pig!
Report Post »goinggreenduringglobalwarming
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:08pmEasy on Obama he is doing the best that he can. Listen http://youtu.be/3mWs6VmRYWI
Report Post »NHwinter
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:46pmYou’ve got to be kidding!!!!
Report Post »bobby12
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:45pmTacky…..no class ….trashy…..!!!
Report Post »readytorockanroll
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 12:17pmMaybe he can put Mooochelle on a corner….Naa they would want their money back….
Report Post »The_Plumber_Says
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:43pmI smell toast………
Report Post »Anyone else?
nzkiwi
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:23pmYep. Burning toast.
Report Post »ROCKETSMOM
Posted on June 23, 2012 at 7:41pmRofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Omg2012
Report Post »cranberry
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:43pmOh I shared this article all right, my mouth is still open and i’m asking Whaaaaa? and Are You Kidding Me Right Now? This is totally nuts. Does the POTUS know about this? I can’t believe that he would Seriously have said this makes sense.
Report Post »spirited
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:23pmThey must laugh a lot about how to “bamboozle” and “hoodwink” “folks”.
“People are hungry for change” said Michelle; when most jobless still had jobs… and homes.
Report Post »bornagaincowgirl
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:41pmIts just a big fat fairytale of a love fest. They love him, he loves their money, and we can all live happily ever after.
Report Post »Here_It_Comes
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:41pmI don’t think my wife would have gone for that.
“Honey, stop worrying about all the stuff you would like to have as we begin our lives together. Let’s give it to Obama. He’ll take care of us.”
“It’s a gift we can all appreciate.” I’m appreciating a good chuckle right now.
Report Post »barber2
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:41pmWhat ? No Celebrate Your Funeral By Donating to Obama ? Oh, wait…. A new idea for the campaign ! Tomorrow …tomorrow…Oh, yes we can ! tomorrow…it’s only a day away….
Report Post »KeithOlberdink
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:40pmPresident Kardashian and his merry band of Marxists want your wedding gifts. This regime is beyond belief.
Report Post »loveoursoldiers
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:33pmI’ll donate my gravy boat. I hope he gets a truckload of gravy boats.
Report Post »honor007
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:40pmson of a bitch. he is really desperate? talk about your selfish?
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:53pmwait for: “in lieu of flowers”
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 8:10pm@RepubliCorp
“wait for: “in lieu of flowers”
As in…. funerals?
Report Post »JACKTHETOAD
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:35pmThey’re clutching at straws way past the point of being embarrasing. Just plain sickening.
Report Post »barber2
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 6:43pmHey, it’s like the American Idol crowd ! Don’t be so harsh. They like think elections mean like voting for the best dancer…or teleprompter reader …or best hair….or….
Report Post »JACKTHETOAD
Posted on June 22, 2012 at 7:12pmYou know BARBER, I thought the buck-a-whack lottery to have lunch (more like lose) with The Great Usurper was embarrassing, but they’ve really outdone themselves. It reminds me of a line from an old Chubby Checker song…‘how low can you go’…
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