Obama Jokes in Ireland: I Should ‘Paddle’ Bad Members of Congress
- Posted on May 24, 2011 at 7:52am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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Members of Congress beware. If you misbehave, you could be getting visit from Barack Obama and his new hurling stick.
After meeting with Ireland’s prime minister yesterday and receiving the stick as a gift, Obama immediately suggested one use unrelated to its place in the native Irish sport of hurling.
He bounced the flat-paddled, wooden club in his hands like a Louisville Slugger and suggested it might make a good weapon for spanking uncooperative representatives and senators.
“If Congress doesn’t behave,” he said, taking a playful swing with his new toy. “I’m going to give them a little paddle, a little hurl.”
Prime Minister Enda Kenny and other Irish officials standing nearby just laughed:
In case you’re wondering, hurling is a mix of lacrosse, field hockey, and soccer.
The Associated Press contributed to this report.
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Comments (196)
freedomofspeech
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:38amwhat violent rhetoric, I take that as a threat. Now they have boots on the neck and spanking. Talk about bullies.
Report Post »cece959
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:31amIsn’t that considered violent rhetoric?
Report Post »BlazingInSC
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:29amTry some decorum Mr. Soetoro… You should give it a try once in a while. Act like the effing president instead of making threatening comments and gestures thinly veiled with your “charismatic smile and aww-shucks, I was only kidding” backtrack. Maintain decorum in all situations and you don’t have to backtrack to make yourself not look like such an imbecile!
Report Post »endgamer
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:29amObama Jokes in Ireland: I Should ‘Paddle’ Bad Members of Congress? No “O” but I do know a male nurse named Rosie who would love to give you an enema.. What comes later gets interesting..
Report Post »hucksqr
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:37amScore!!! (little hurling joke)
Report Post »west1890
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 10:28amMaybe we should ask Donald Young about O’s fetishes- oops, we can’t……
Report Post »deadpammy
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:28amI know what I would do with that stick, and it would not be a spanking.
Report Post »jmsdysart
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:28amI agree. He should be arrested for threatening Senators and Representatives.
Report Post »Silversmith
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:26amI‘ll be glad when he’s gone.
Silversmith
Report Post »Texas Grasshopper
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:32amSilver …Do you think he will be gone ? …..The Silence from Congress, These 50 United States, Govenors is deafening !!! The machine is in full gear to set up the Elections . How many aggreigous actions have been undertaken by the Federal Goverment ?
Just in time for the 2012 election, President Obama has established a new position within the communications department. The Director of Progressive Media and Online response is the spiffy new title held by Jesse Lee. Yes, Lee is the new Unfavorable online media czar, and that means you, you bunch of conservative bloggers, you.
Huffington Post reports that Lee will be responsible for suppressing any stories about Obama that aren’t true. Does this mean stories that the White House deems to be untrue or stories that are actually, truly untrue? Pretty much anything ever reported about Obama in a negative light, they’ve responded by saying that it’s not true.
Silver ..not picking on you ..just thinking the SHTF on this issue .
Report Post »EP46
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:25amHis subconscious speaks….violence. Every time he gets off the ‘prompter’ he messes up…spoken like a true Chicago thug.
Report Post »becauseitmatters
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:10pmYep, pretty scary isn’t it?
Report Post »Nobamazone
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:22amsounds like a threat of violence to me, a hate crime, call in the pc police!
Report Post »Outlaw_Josey_Wales
Posted on May 25, 2011 at 10:57pmBarny Frank would enjoy a good paddling.
Report Post »RN MOM
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:21amWho’s going to paddle him?
Report Post »Darla_K
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:20amObummer should be paddled once for everyday he is in office and than a good swift kick on the way out with the door hitting him in the oss.
Report Post »I_Hate_Libs
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:20amDon’t worry Obummer your going to get your paddle in 2012!
The horror of the Democrat mind.
Report Post »teddrunk
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:20amHe looks so happy there. Hmmm..what do the say, the Irish are the something of Europe. I can’t remember now.
Report Post »hightide
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:19amYou mean like the ones that don’t pay their taxes or refuse to uphold the laws of the USA?Or maybe the ones that pass bills before revealing what is in them? Wake up America. This administration wants to destroy America.
Report Post »TMACK
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:46amExactly!!!
Report Post »LastAmerican
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:17amVery presidential. For the first time in my adult life I am embarrassed for my country
Report Post »IMPEACHBHO
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:41amVery true. Time to take our country back. Time for the Senate and Congress to act, if not they too will be removed in 2012. America has had it with this marxist and ALL who support him. This is America, we have fought and died for FREEDOM throughout our history and refuse to allow it to be STOLEN from this marxist.
Home school!
Report Post »BOMUSTGO
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:14amBawny Fwank wants to be paddled first….Without the paddle
Report Post »loveoursoldiers
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:15amhehehe
Report Post »I love the way you think
starman70
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:11amWHAT AN A**! Congress should impeach this idiot, then paddle him
Report Post »cloudsofwar
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:31amTHe senate has to impeach him. Call your senator. Maybe Europe will keep him, we can only hope.
Report Post »i want the truth
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:10amI remember him saying he was going to use a gun on his enemies. Now doesn’t he sound like such a well rounded person.
Report Post »God please help America get rid of the EVIL!!!
alrunner58
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:04amOr, congress can take turns paddling that fool.
Report Post »thecrow
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:02amThe Jonas Brothers are here. (Applause.) They’re out there somewhere. Sasha and Malia are huge fans. But, boys, don’t get any ideas. (Laughter.) I have two words for you — predator drones. (Laughter.) You will never see it coming. (Laughter.) You think I’m joking. (Laughter.)
http://michaelfury.wordpress.com/2010/05/06/killin/
Report Post »teddrunk
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:02amI thought hurling was something all drunken Irishmen do. All over the car, all over themselves, all over the bathroom…
Report Post »hucksqr
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:35amHell no, that type of behavior is left to the amateurs. Irishmen are on their own playing field when it coms to drinking. Why would anyone want to throw up good beer and whiskey afterall? That’s just not right :)
Report Post »NOBALONEY
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:01amThe joke will be on you Mr. President in the November 2012 election.
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:14amAmen!!!!
Report Post »loveoursoldiers
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:01amHe shows who he really is when he tries to make jokes….. and he would paddle his opponents if he could but instead he usues money and commie friends to ‘paddle’ his enemies.
Report Post »loveoursoldiers
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:12amAlso, he uses the power of the office to paddle anyone on his enemies list.
Report Post »I think this picture of him with a paddle could be used by his opponents.. like.. “here‘s what Obama really wants to do to Americans who don’t support his policies”
grandmaof5
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:20amSign of Aspergers, exhibits many of those traits.
Report Post »vennoye
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:16amWhat a sad, little husk of a man!!
Report Post »Sidhekitten
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 10:06amLet us remember, El Presidente had a an enforcer turn Mayor of Chicago who drove a knife into a table repeatedly saying the name of someone and saying “dead” over and over. That is the Chicago way, and El Presidente comes from the same cloth. Will he order a hit, no, but he will order a political death of anyone who stands in his way.
Report Post »wyUS
Posted on May 25, 2011 at 7:53pmThe president makes our country look like a joke, as he laughs about raising energy prices and not allowing us our freedom from foreign oil. Since he never had a legal birth certificate why is he president? I will be standing in line to vote against this joke next year.
Report Post »Bushie
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:00amBy the looks of his wife’s face it looks like he already used it on her.
Report Post »JGraham III
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 11:09amThis is rich especially after O‘bama had his own butt whuppin’ by ol’ Bibi from Israel. If I were the Republicans I’s say “bring it bubbaroo!”
Report Post »dizzyinthedark
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 1:30pmThe perpetual surprised look on Nancy‘s face looks to me like she’s been hit one too many times in the back of the head by that paddle!
Report Post »NickDeringer
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 7:56amThe Emperor has spoken.
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:09amAnd his new clothes are still missing.
Report Post »Sinista MACE
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:24amThe Buck Naked Emperor knows damn well that Congress is not his child to be disciplined.
We the People need to discipline HIM, AND THEM.
Then remove lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court.
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:24amSo who paddles the “bad” president? The way I see it, the “bad” members of Congress are the ones doing the people’s work, the “good” members of Congress are doing the fetching for their master.
Report Post »GODSAMERICA
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:41amI do believe that there are laws with quite severe consequences for someone making direct threats against our Congressmen/women. Hopefully, the Justice Department will follow through on this to the fullest extent of the law. (I can make jokes too)
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:47amI have suggestion as to where the blithering-idiot-in-chief can put that hurling stick.
Better yet, I know where we the people would most like to see that hurling stick go……
Report Post »1proudAmerican
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:50amIf a white member of Congress said that about him, they’d be labeled racist.
Report Post »GHill7.62
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:00amI don’t like this guy. He just rubs me the wrong way. Arrogant little s.o.b. isn’t he?
Report Post »Susan Harkins
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:24amWhile the Executive Branch jokes about threatening the Legislative Branch…
…U.S. military equipment is being directed and employed by the U.N. to determine the outcome of a Libian civil war.
Notice how the media always called these middle east troubles “democracy movements”. Fact of the matter is, they are CIVIL WARS, pure and simple. And the U.N. is deciding how it should all play out in the end, using OUR military.
How do you like that?
Report Post »IMPEACHBHO
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:25amBHO is insane and must be removed from office. Impeach now!
Report Post »lovenfl3
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:28amActually….hurling is what happens when you vote for a man child for president. I’ve been hurling ever since. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiuk0tLj-I4
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:31amSo now Obama is going to spank the progressives and the left?
Report Post »Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:42amHe needs to be put in a corner, for life. This elite @$$wipe can travel around living it up on the American taxpayer money, while the taxpayers in Missouri are struggling to find loved ones and dealing with loved ones who passed away in the storms. Meanwhile, this clown yucks it up, not a care in the world. Empty suit, empty head. Has to be told how to do his job every day.
Report Post »Sinista MACE
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:47amI had a principal in elementary school JUST LIKE OBAMA who used to violate the law and administer corporal punishment.
Needless to say, I was expelled for hitting him in the head with a chair.
Elvin Jones.
HS Principal Dante Jackson was less aggressive than Elvin, but he was much, much more condescending and arrogant like Obama.
I threatened to blow him and the entire school to smithereens.
Yes, you can call me a domestic terrorist if you want.
Menace to society, yea.
F the police.
F the Federal Government.
F Obama, his momma, and his greasy grandpapa.
F the New World Order.
Ron Paul 2012.
Tea Party.
Protect the 2nd Amendment.
Resist.
Report Post »BJColter Country Music Iconoclast
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:48amTea Party’s gonna paddle you, Paddy O’Bama. Here’s how.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvRDmM5Zx4
Report Post »IndyGuy
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 9:57amHe can start with Pelosi and Reid…
Report Post »thebarbarian
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 10:07amDear false POTUS,
I would like to extend the invitation for you to attempt that with the public. ME FIRST so i can show you a real Chicago beat down for your insolence and seditious acts towards America and Her citizens.
thank you for your poor manners
Report Post »the barbarian
gatekeeper96740
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 10:13amHe is the one who needs to be paddled.
Report Post »oldasdirt
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 10:15amUdumbo, In 2012,I hope we beat you so bad that your daddy feels it.If they really know which one of your mamma’s one night stands it is.
Report Post »thegrassroots
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 10:18amAmerica Is Not Amused! O’Bama had to find some other roots, somewhere, because America’s disowned him. Now he’s going to spell his name: O’BAMA, probably trying to say his name‘s a derivative of O’Brian.
It‘s the potus who’s being “paddled” BY America. It‘s only in his delusional brain that he thinks he’s got the upperhand. In 2012, the potus will find himself “paddled” all the way to the curb.
Report Post »penismightier
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 10:20amWhy is Obama over there on VACATION WHEN TORNADOS ARE TEARING UP THE MIDWEST? The media would be screaming about this if it was Bush.
Report Post »ozchambers
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 10:25amThat’s in OUR job description, just ask a bunch of recently unemployed politicians who got paddled back in November. Oh, and by the way, prepare to drop trou and get your paddling next year. EVERY ONE OF US MUST PARTICIPATE IN PRIMARIES AND GETTING AN APPROPRIATE CANDIDATE TO RUN AGAINST OBAMA. If you arent sure what “appropriate” looks like, he/she basically should not share with Obama even one idea on how to govern.
Report Post »paperpushermj
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 10:45amThis isn’t funny when you conceder in the last century millions of people disappeared under egomaniacal regimes of the left.
Report Post »ozchambers
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 11:38amYou can find a bunch of Irish hurlers at your local pub around 1AM.
Report Post »Therightsofbilly
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 12:05pmSpeak “Sophist – ly” and carry a big stick
Report Post »pajamash
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 12:23pmWow! If a Republican had said that….
Report Post »Gasparri
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 1:02pmHope nobody gives him a nuclear weapon.
Report Post »gotta light
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 2:14pmMaybe Obama’s mommie should have paddled him more when he was growing up….
Oh wait he’s NoMomma Obama, she ABANDON THAT BOY LIKE THE ROTTEN APPLE HE IS.
Can you imagine how scarring it must be to be abandon by both your mother and your father?!?!
And then to have your grandparents choose a loser like Frank Davis Marshall to be your surrogate role model.
Wasn’t Frank Davis Marshall SELF ADMITTED peophile and drug dealer who just so happen to be a racist, marxist and poet? I beleive so…
Hey bud gotta light?
Report Post »teapartyconservatism
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 3:21pmObama’s father precluded his being a “natural born citizen” meaning born on U.S. soil of U.S. citizen parents; he is further ineligible by dual citizenship for being born a British citizen pursuant to the British Nationality Act of 1948, as his father was a British citizen of colonial Kenya.[1]
The Art 2, Sec 1, exemption from being a NBC, “or a citizen of the United States …” wasn’t needed if NBC means just a citizen!
Each authoritative definition of a NBC stipulates citizen parents (plural). First Congress, Ses II, Chp 3, Sec I, 104, 1790: “the children of citizens.” Bingham, House floor, 1866: “of parents not owing allegiance.” Supreme Court, Minor v. Happersett, 1874: “of parents who were its citizens.” Senate Res 511, 2008: “born to American citizens.”
Congress is hiding behind the birth certificate controversy rather than act and jeopardize reelection. Their deceptive dereliction of duty was deftly codified by rhetorically requesting guidance from the CRS on just the birth certificate issue. The expected reply was the infamous Maskell memorandum.[2]
Demand congress immediately remove Obama in accordance with their oath to support and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
1. Donofrio, http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=134881
2. Maskell, http://www.scribd.com/doc/41131059/CRS-Congressional-Internal-Memo-What-to-Tell-Your-Constituents-Regarding-Obama-Eligibility-Questions
Report Post »jhaydeng
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 5:22pmI’m so proud of my president O”bama! My neighbor is ready for suicide due to lack of work and O’Bama is playing with a shillelagh!
Report Post »TheHardTruth
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 6:19pm2-Year-Old Baby
Can’t wait to hear what Michael Savage has to say about this one. LOL Can’t wait!!!!
Report Post »JRook
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 10:29pmGood analogy as most of the House majority just continues to rant and criticize, offering nothing up as solutions to fix the deficit, 80 percent of which was run up during Reagan, Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. In the case of Bush Jr. he is also responsible for the first year and a half of Obama’s deficits. Their answer to the absurd spending and starve the government tax policies is make the children and grandchildren pay with drastic cuts in services and dissolving Medicare and SS. Hey the baby boomers got rich off the excessive spending and tax cuts, time for them to pay the bill.
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 10:32pmBO holding the stick like a pansy!!
Report Post »jackrorabbit
Posted on May 25, 2011 at 1:31amActually, I thought this was a rather funny joke. There is nothing wrong with a bit of spanking humor, especially in the British Isles.
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