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Obama Pardons Turkeys: ‘Feels Pretty Good to Stop at Least One Shellacking This November’

WASHINGTON (AP) — It’s official: President Barack Obama has pardoned the National Thanksgiving Turkey.

Continuing a decades-old White House tradition, Obama issued pardons Wednesday to a gobbler named “Apple” and its alternate, “Cider.’ The two 21-week-old, 45-pound turkeys were raised on a California farm.

Obama said it “feels pretty good to stop at least one shellacking this November.”

The president wished America’s families, including many buffeted by the economic slump, a safe and happy holiday.

After the Rose Garden ceremony, the turkeys were to be taken to George Washington’s estate at nearby Mount Vernon, Va., to live. For the past five years, the pardoned turkeys had been sent to Disneyland in California.

Comments (97)

  • Jim in Houston
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:51pm

    The pardon was from one turkey to another.

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  • phoenixrising
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:51pm

    Funny Mr President, good to see you still have some sense of humor!!

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  • GhostOfJefferson
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:35pm

    Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Enjoy the blessings and bounties and your family, and for a day, forget about politics and this site. No matter how bad things are, we’re still truly blessed in so many ways, always be thankful. :)

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  • Rational Man
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:31pm

    You know, even when when this guy does do some presidential tradition, he still looks like a dope.
    Why doesn’t he do something really presidential and pardon American taxpayers for whatever we did to tick him off?

    Must of been hard for him to pardon a white turkey.
    The butcher must have been acting foolishly.

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  • tobywil2
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:20pm

    Will Mr. Obama have a vegetarian Thanksgiving dinner? Perhaps he will have leg of lamb.
    http://commonsense21c.com/

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  • oldasdirt
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:16pm

    Happy Thanksgiveing to all the Blaze people from an Old Texan.
    Oh!,,,and a happy one to all the liberals that come here as well,,,,,If I have to,,,,,,,I guess. *-*

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  • Star Spangled
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:16pm

    After POTUS pardons the Turkeys FLOTUS spends the next 2 hours discusiing the Turkeys nutritional value , fat content , free range vs farmed . Suddenly the Turkeys lay their necks on the chopping blocks begging : “Please Just get it over with , Please stop the torture !”

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  • GoingBeck
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:11pm

    So whatever He has declined to pardon is what’s for dinner.

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  • mrmikejohnson
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:07pm

    Maybe he should set a turkey aside for 2012. That‘s the only way he’s going to stop a shellacking in 2012.

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  • WestTexasCountryBoy
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:01pm

    Would say it looks like Nasty Pelosi after missing a botox injection and getting the sh#t stomped out of her but wouldn’t want to insult the turkey. just sayin

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  • SRone11
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:57pm

    Makes me hungry.

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  • angelcat
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:45pm

    On a positive note, at least he had to stay at the White House to do the pardoning instead of travelling more and spending millions more on transportation and protection. It’s nice that he visits the White House once in awhile.

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    • aLinedog
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:10pm

      Too bad we can’t lock him in there for a couple years. I‘m sure he wouldn’t mind, Socialists love ‘house arrest’ it goes over so much better than ‘internment’.
      -Line

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  • wilmo
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:42pm

    Two turkeys pardoned by the biggest turkey in history.

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  • The Glennbeckian
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:25pm

    The Glennbeckian would love to see a President actually slaughter and eat one of the turkeys. Then slaughter and donate the other one to that great American homeless shelter known as congress.

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  • Bobby P
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:24pm

    Now he’ll expect the turkeys to vote for him. Next piece of legislature will be to give turkeys the right to vote.

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  • 13thgenerati0namerican
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:16pm

    I’m so glad that OBlahblah is spending his time working with pardoning a turkey while we spend 180 thousand dollars per hour for him to fly all over the place telling people how terrible America is. Great president people, thanks for electing this no nothing community organizer into the most powerfull seat in the entire world. I hope you libs are enjoying your run because when 2012 comes around I have a feeling your little party will be over.

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    • M31Sailor
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:35pm

      Who are you and what have you done with 13th.?
      Dan Foster

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    • grandmaof5
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:00pm

      Oh my gosh, I think I just woke up and the ghosts from Thanksgiving past were here. Happy Thanksgiving 13th (and you too, Dan Foster). Have a blessed day!

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    • M31Sailor
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:07pm

      Back at ya Grandma,
      Hope your family has a safe and happy Thanksgiving

      Sailor

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    • aLinedog
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:08pm

      Wow.. did 13 take the red pill last night? Heck I was moving on til I saw his name at the bottom and decided to find out what bait he was using today.
      -Line
      “It’s a trick. Get an axe.” -Ash

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    • Bad Thunder
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:16pm

      Good question…….where is 13thGEN South American????

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  • Gita
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:13pm

    HAHAHAHA This story is too funny on so many levels. Nothing like the POTUS creating a huge opening for all the jokes. The man has no clue what a joke he is. His narcissism just gets in the way!

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  • jmrec100
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:04pm

    Pardoning turkeys IS the ONLY thing he has done worth mentioning.

    Next will be Probably leading up to pardoning his whole staff at the next election.

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  • Jessica Bergen
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:00pm

    @Nickderinger – Ha ha!

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  • Ray2447
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:00pm

    The White House pardoned a big turkey! How can the White House forgive Obama?

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    • AZfreeman
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:31pm

      Rush announced this morning that Oblah-blah had pardoned the turkey, but “there’s still no word if the turkey had returned the favor”…ya’ gotta love Rush.

      As for me, I say go ahead and behead the turkey, and one good turn deserves another (metaphorically speaking of course).
      …rf

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  • GhostOfJefferson
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 12:58pm

    I’ve always despised this “tradition”, no matter the president. Some think its homey and cute, me I think it’s emasculating and effeminate.

    Make me President folks and I promise you, I’ll behead that gobbler with a hatchet and wood block on national television and have a nice photo shoot of my family eating the birds in full savory golden brown glory. If there‘s any left over we’ll donate it to the bums, vagrants, drifters and other people we now call “homeless”.

    You don’t celebrate and give thanks for things that you reject outright. Just a pet peeve of mine.

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    • me
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:18pm

      you are a very kind man

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    • republitarian
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:20pm

      Hilarious! You have my vote, sir.

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    • GhostOfJefferson
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:53pm

      @ME

      Actually, I am. I just don’t believe in turning your nose up at that for which you give thanks. We have dominion over the animals of the earth, and when we give thanks for plenty we give thanks for the animals and other food we’re about to eat. When I’m thankful for something, I partake of it, I don’t reject it or “pardon” it. The turkey is an animal, not a criminal needing a pardon, and being a good American I‘m proud to give thanks for such bounty as plentiful turkeys and I’ll proudly eat one without the slightest shred of regret. If I were President I would never consider changing that policy and would eat the most succulent juicy turkey that could be found, especially if I could hunt it up myself.

      As I said, this “awwww” tradition is effeminate and emasculating. It is meant to placate weak minded emotion driven people who, last check, eat turkeys on Thanksgiving but don’t have the guts to actually kill the bird themselves. Apparently to them, their turkeys roam the wild without head, feathers or feet, wrapped in a cozy plastic wrapping and mesh.

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    • mrclean
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 3:13pm

      Here‘s George Washington’s original Thanksgiving Day Proclaimation, 1789.

      http://wilstar.com/holidays/wash_thanks.html

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    • JimOhio
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 5:39pm

      I like the way you think. Grew up spittin’ buckshot out on the plate (when one would be missed during cleaning) from squirrel, rabbit, and pheasant at the dinner table. We gave thanks for what came to the table be it from the garden or the woods. God Bless you and our freedom.

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    • KenInIL
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 6:07pm

      You must be a PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) member. I think us meat eaters need to remember where meat comes from and stick up for 2nd Amendment rights.

      But I think this is all about Obama having something to put on the plus side when he runs for re-election – he doesn’t have much else.

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  • untameable-kate
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 12:58pm

    He looks like he’s scared of the turkey. Why, in this economy, are we flying turkeys from Ca to DC? Are there no turkey farms in the east? then we pay to transport these stupid things to disney land? Spend as much as you can a-holes your time is limited.

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    • what4
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:42pm

      feel bad for the TSA agent that had that pat own!!

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    • what4
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:51pm

      Pat down….fat fingers today!

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    • jb1972
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 2:52pm

      agreed total waste of money for a pony show! I bet Palin would end the tradition and whip out the old 12 gauge and say “turn em loose”.

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  • BetterDays
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 12:58pm

    There has been a thunderous silence from our so called “leader”, on so many issues of late. But this “turkey” getting a pardon from a “turkey” has to fill in the “photo op” gap left by POTUS.
    I’m betting that the “feathered” turkey is hoping to avoid the TSA pat down when he leaves for Disney Land on the next available flight. The other “turkey” doesn’t even get pat downs by……………………….

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  • angelcat
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 12:56pm

    One turkey pardoning another. I like the one with feathers better.

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  • NickDeringer
    Posted on November 24, 2010 at 12:53pm

    Later Oblame-a signed the DREAM Act and pardoned more than 2 million turkeys.

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    • super_jalapeno
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:02pm

      Can’t wait to see what turkeys get pardoned just before he leaves office? I bet it will be fat turkeys with a lot of cash on hand, gotta make a living somehow after losing the 2012 elections!

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    • Dustyluv
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:03pm

      Thinks more of the turkey than our economy…
      When the Marxist fully take over the people’s heads will be cut off…

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    • snowleopard3200 {mix art}
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:21pm

      Anyone want to figure the left will claim it was a ‘tea party loving turkey confused by the propagands of the hate filled, anti turkey, conservatives?” These eco-terror groups most likely will.

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    • Beckofile
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:25pm

      My turkey named Scooter Libby did not get the pardon so he is baking in solitary as we speak.

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    • thepatriotdave
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:25pm

      This story is talking about the wrong Turkey.

      Happy Thanksgiving.

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    • pajamash
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:39pm

      Slap my knee that man is funny.

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    • DonoRomantico
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 3:14pm

      Jive Turkeys

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    • sawman
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 3:28pm

      That’s what he says, but I‘d bet a million that he’s munchin down on the big bird sometime this week.

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    • SHTFMilitia.com
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 4:53pm

      LOL do not give them any ideas.

      If you are prepared you may survive,
      http://www.shtfmilitia.com

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    • Robert W
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 6:19pm

      That turkey took a long hot bath after Obummer touched him. That Chicago filth is hard to get off!

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    • Cemoto78
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 8:32pm

      Sorry progressives, there will be no pardons for your actions. NO HAPPY MEALS FOR YOU!!!

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    • Macgyver
      Posted on November 24, 2010 at 10:02pm

      He spared the turkeys… would he (or those in charge of the “life and death thing” soon) do the same for those elderly who will inevitably be targeted under Obamacare for the same fate?

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    • JJ Coolay
      Posted on November 25, 2010 at 7:22am

      Is it me, or is this “decades old tradition” a little ridiculous?
      Pardoning a freakin turkey is about as mundane a thing the president of the united states can do.

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