Okla. Women Arrested for Smuggling Jeans and Boots in Their Body Fat Rolls
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Jonathon M. Seidl
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From KFOR-TV:
EDMOND, OK — Two women are arrested for shoplifting and police say they used their bodies to conceal the goods. Edmond police authorities say it was at the Edmond TJ Maxx that loss prevention officers found the duo stuffing items under their belly fat and breasts.
They say they took four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves; $2,600 worth of store merchandise.
Ailene Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas were arrested for shoplifting and are facing felony charges.
Officer James Hamm said, “These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, under their chest area and armpits.”
Police say Brown also had a knife in her purse they say she used to cut security tags in the store.
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Comments (136)
dmforman
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:02amThis quote from the TV station’s web site says it all.
EyeRoll at 1:13 PM November 30, 2010
While all of your comments are really rude, I have to say smokey: it’d be the one on the right in the mugshot pic that had that conversation.
It’s really disgusting what capitalistic societies bring out in people.
Is the American public really that stupid???? Capitalism has nothing to do with these woman stealing. They want something that they are not able to afford or to work for-plain and simple.
America stop trying to keep up with your neighbors, they most likely can’t afford all of the crap that they have either. Your kids don’t need to have a tv, dvd, computer and game system in their rooms. They don’t need all of the stuff that they have. We guaranteed the right to pursue happiness, not to be happy and to have anything that we want.
Report Post »Nepalm
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:22amThe shame of being caught shoplifting must have been amplified to the tenth power for these women. I wonder if they feel bad about this or not. If it was me, I’d be so horrified that suicide would not be out of the question.
The news said this theft was okay because capitalism caused the crime? I thought capitalism makes innocent people starve? So I don’t know how a starving victim of capitalism would be forced to steal by hiding merchandise under their ample body fat rolls.
Report Post »Lantern
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 1:14pmWhat were they going to do, cook the boots? Shmeco? was that one of the Marx Brothers? Where does one get a name like that?
Report Post »pecosval
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:02amFAT can come in handy!!!!
Report Post »Country
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:01amDarn, I knew the belly roll was good for something.
Report Post »N37BU6
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:01amI’ll guarantee you they both have new 52″ televisions at home too… without receipts.
Report Post »SlimnRanger
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:58amwhat’s a matter girls did Obama stop giving you Obama money?
Report Post »Punky
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:05amYeah, didn’t you hear? His stash ran out – that’s why the Fed had to print more.
Report Post »dawgPound
Posted on December 3, 2010 at 6:22amWhat does Obama have to with this story? Oh, i get it. The women are black so it‘s Obama’s fault.
Report Post »norcalart
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:56amI would bet they are on public assistance but that’s not enough, they have to steal. Their children will learn from this and find another way to get the goods.
Report Post »sdeakins
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:54amI just saw a story last week where a shoplifter was stuffing fur coats in her bloomers. This could be an epidemic.
Report Post »EP46
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:15amThey also showed a woman putting large bottles of wine in her pants. But I guess Meecheele was aware of all this when she started talking about BMI and salads.
Report Post »sdeakins
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:50amEat the salad, man.
Report Post »Sledgehammer
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:45amFat, drunk, and stupid are no way to go through life! Animal House.
Report Post »HillBillySam1
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 12:40pmIs that a pledge pin on your uniform?!?
Report Post »squeaker
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 1:05pmFatty and Skinny went to Bed
Report Post »Fatty Rolled Over
And Skinny was Dead…:)
Disabledvet
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:45amThese ladies are warmth in the winter and shade in the summer, Fat Bottom Girls You Make This Rocken World Go Round (Queen). Get out the flour.
Report Post »Konservative PUNK
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:03amLMAO @ gettin out the flour!
Report Post »Mominfla51
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:44amEeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! Free clothing anyone….Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
Report Post »maxstout
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:40amShe had “three boots”???
Report Post »NHBuckeye
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:28amThree PAIRS! That’s a big fold to hide three pairs of boots. Eek. An emergency room doctor once told me that he had a rather large woman complaining that her breast hurt. He did an exam, and a half-eaten chicken leg fell onto the floor from under her breast. Problem solved!
Report Post »Slobaphobe
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:39amObama 2012: “A roosting chicken in every pot and designer clothing in every roll.”
Report Post »the Life Of Reilly
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:39amHow would you like to board a flight to Asia with these two on either side of you .
Report Post »squeaker
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 1:07pmHmmmm… Would that be “Swine Flew”….:)…..???
Report Post »HillBillySam1
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:39amA whole new concept for “The Biggest Loser”. They might have gotten away with it if not for a store clerk who was STILL wearing a pair of the boots and jeans when they tried to conceal them. Some people just have no patience…..but I guess that’s how they “roll’.
Report Post »jb1972
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:45pmroflmao
Report Post »osucowgirl88
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:37amHope they don’t put the items back on the rack. . . .
Report Post »TakeBackAmerica
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:42amew ew, a million time EWWWWW!!!!!!
Report Post »biggreenboo
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 11:16amWhy do my boots and wallet smell like DC?
Report Post »dkhartman
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:37amWell that’s a good laugh blaze, goooood laugh!
Report Post »338lapua
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:34amBut those stores are run by greedy rich people. They are just gettin what they are “owed”. What could possibly be wrong with that??
Report Post »diesel71dan
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:50amYes. They were obviously just patriotically REDISTRIBUTING THE WEALTH
Report Post »anigmanm
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:17amcould be new union benefits?
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:17amGood point! Let’s riot!
Report Post »BigDog2372
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:34amThey only got caught because they tried to get past the TSA
Report Post »TexasHillsPatriot
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:34amDid the TSA find the merchandise during a pat-down?
Report Post »Speak without Fear
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:33amSick!
Mentality of the Obama sheeple……..
Report Post »HumanDoing
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:30amYuk!
Report Post »Reagan/Demint.deciple
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 4:42pmI called this story before I even went into the link to look, if you know what I mean.. Amazing ,look what you can do with a life time of food stamps.. They get you inshape for this kind of work…
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:30amGeez, I just ate breakfast Blaze.
Report Post »GlennaBeck
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:45amReally… did we really need to know this?
Report Post »untameable-kate
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 11:33amI’m more amazed and curious than disgusted. Four pairs of boots? Not flip flops but boots! Three pairs of jeans? this is incredible. Those chicks didn’t look fat enough to get all that stuff wedged in there. WOW.
Report Post »Cathy E
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 3:15pmI can’ t even begin to imagine where these girls fit all that stuff. This is got to be their worst day ever! They not only get arrested, but now EVERYONE knows that a whole GUY could get lost under one of their armpits!!!
Report Post »ADMIRAL747
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:29amMrs. Obama would set them free with a taxpayer salad..
Report Post »knotaclu
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:08amyes, I would like to biggie size my order….
Report Post »Joseph
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:53amI is a College student!!!
Report Post »ADMIRAL747
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:27amStimulus mindset is rampant!!
Report Post »dwh320
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:32amNow Obama and his wife will use this story as a example of how unlawful it should be to be overweight or fat.
Report Post »@leftfighter
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:34amRolls of fat?
*shudder*
Report Post »->Click For Brain Enema<-
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:34amLooks like the TSA is on to something.
Report Post »dwh320
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:34amYou can hear the Progressives new chant now.. The White House will be on this like white on rice…CUT OUT THE CALORIES AND CUT OUT THE CRIME !!
Report Post »Dustyluv
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:43amTSA is needed at Walmart immediately!
Report Post »It’s all that good welfare processed food that gave them the “secret” pockets of fat. Kick them off welfare and let them starve a while…
Shurmus
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:47amMaybe they are punking the TSA…i HOPE, i HOPE, i HOPE. The scanners and patdowns are pointless to stop those who really want to harm us.
http://www.slugbuddies.com
Report Post »sWampy
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:06amI bet they were on food stamps, we didn’t have a problem with fat people in the south till we started feeding them and paying the to sit on their asses making babies and watching Oprah.
Report Post »BetterDays
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 10:09amFrighteningly stupid, really, really stupid!
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 12:32pmUgh, just the headline makes me want to puke.
Report Post »luvtheright
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 12:37pmSounds like these two women need to go on Moochelle’s “diet” of healthy foods and apply for Pigford II $$$$$$$$!
Too bad they didn’t catch this on film like they did the trio in Ohio where the woman stuffed a fur coat in her underwear! Now that was funny!
Report Post »davecoolworld
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 1:39pmEeeeewwwww!!!! So many questions but, I don’t want the answers!
Report Post »psst
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 8:53pm@Swampy.
I live in the South.
Before FS, those collards and corn bread black-eyed peas w/ pickled pig tails kept folks slim and trim.
Now, w/ their government issue Platinum “fude” stamp debit card,these folks can get lots of pork-chops (who needs pickled tails anymore)and all kind of fattening goodies to gobble down.
Their kids get frosted flakes cereal w/ double extra chocolate syrup and stuff like that.
Plus it frees up their cash for good likker and tobaccy.
dutchtouch
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 9:55pm$2,600 at TJ’s is pretty much a truckload.
Report Post »Ernie
Posted on December 1, 2010 at 11:05pmThat’s SOME fat roles? Boots? Jeans? I could picture maybe a package of Starbursts, but boots?
Report Post »josie
Posted on December 2, 2010 at 5:56amthe sentence should be to loose enough weight to fit into a size “2” pair of jeans and must maintain that weight forever !!!!!!!!!
Report Post »jjoy
Posted on December 2, 2010 at 4:09pmThese poor women are obvious victims of racial profiling… Where are the Reverends Jesse and Al when we need them???
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