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• Environmentally Sound Canada-U.S. Oil Pipeline Could Be Completed in 2013
  Posted August 27, 2011 at 12:27 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  State Department says the proposed 1,700-mile pipeline would have no significant environmental impacts.

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• Police: Man Dropped Crack Out of His Pants, Ate it in Front of Officers
  Posted August 27, 2011 at 11:53 am by Madeleine Morgenstern

  "bent down, grabbed it and ate the crack."

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• Minnesota Father Leaves 11-Year-Old Son Behind in Foreclosed Home
  Posted August 27, 2011 at 11:15 am by Tiffany Gabbay

  He left a note instructing his son to take his PlayStation and go to a neighbor's house.

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• Perry Bills Federal Gov’t Nearly $350M for Incarcerating Illegals in Texas
  Posted August 27, 2011 at 10:42 am by Madeleine Morgenstern

  Sent a letter to Janet Napolitano three days before he declared his candidacy.

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• ‘Gravely Ill’ Steve Jobs Photo Appears to Be Fake
  Posted August 27, 2011 at 10:20 am by Madeleine Morgenstern

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• Irene Makes Landfall, Crushes Two North Carolina Piers
  Posted August 27, 2011 at 9:32 am by Madeleine Morgenstern

  Tens of thousands without power.

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• Fighting for Mother Earth’s Civil Rights: Al Gore Says Debating With Him on Climate Science Is the Moral Equivalent of Being a Bull Connor Racist
  Posted August 27, 2011 at 8:48 am by Naked Emperor News

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• Lawmaker’s Nude Photos on Gay Site: I’m Documenting My Weight Loss (WARNING — Graphic)
  Posted August 27, 2011 at 8:41 am by Madeleine Morgenstern

  "As I shed that weight I've been taking pictures."

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• Ex-NBA Star Wanted for Murder
  Posted August 27, 2011 at 7:29 am by Becket Adams

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• Hurricane Irene Weakens to Category 1 as Top Sustained Winds Drop to 90 MPH
  Posted August 27, 2011 at 4:02 am by Scott Baker

  "The emphasis for this storm is on its size and duration, not necessarily how strong the strongest winds are."

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• Graphic ‘Sex Box’ for Swiss Kindergartners has Genitalia to Teach Kids that Sex is Pleasurable
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 10:45 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  It recommends children massage each other or rub themselves with warm sand bags, accompanied by soft music.

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• Arizona Lawmakers Seek Private Donations For Border Fences
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 10:08 pm by Jessie Abrams

  "Arizona must be getting attention from the White House with this one."

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• Poll Shows Tea Partiers Favor Perry to Bachmann by More Than Double
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  Perry garnered 35 percent of Tea Party support while Bachmann trailed at 14 percent.

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• MSNBC Parent Company Comcast Among Most Generous Donors to Obama Victory Fund
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 8:57 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  The employees are the most generous organizational donors to the Obama Victory Fund.

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• SEAL Dog Who Refused to Leave Owner’s Casket Might Soon Lead Iowa Football Team Onto The Field
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 8:23 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  The fallen SEAL was an Iowa fan.

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• George Soros‘ Shocking ’Methadone Man’ Comic Book Touts Virtues of Drug
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 7:16 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  "Methadone Man" crusades against the war on drugs.

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• Governor Christie Evacuates Jersey Shore: ‘Get the Hell Off the Beach…You‘ve Maximized Your Tan’
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 7:09 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  Did he have the cast of the Jersey Shore in mind?

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• Illegal Immigrant Wins Lottery, Now Faces Deportation
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 7:00 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  He got caught when he threatened to kill his boss.

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• Strip Club ‘Pole Tax’ is Constitutional, Texas Supreme Court Rules
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 6:44 pm by Madeleine Morgenstern

  "directed not at free expression in nude dancing"

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• Cuban Man Dubbed ‘Twenty-Four’ Proud of His Four Extra Digits
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 6:20 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  The extra fingers and toes enable him to earn a living scrambling up palm trees to cut coconuts and pose for photographs.

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• Man Reports Own Parking Violation, Gets Arrested
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 6:00 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  He became hysterical and police had to subdue him with a stun gun.

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• Pat Robertson: Crack in Washington Monument ‘Sign from the Lord?’
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 5:27 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  Is this symbolic?

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• German Cow That Escaped Slaughter Still at Large 3 Months Later
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 5:20 pm by Liz Klimas

  She's already been ordered captured dead or alive. Seriously.

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• Update: Indiana College Now Bans National Anthem Melody, Not Just Words
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 4:34 pm by Tiffany Gabbay

  "too violent"

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• Texas Gun Dealer Takes Obama’s Reporting Requirements to Court
  Posted August 26, 2011 at 3:38 pm by Buck Sexton

  "The whole thing is a waste of time...more useless paperwork."

  215 Comments »