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• Nanny State Alert: Feds Give Texas $2 Million to Photograph Calories
  Posted May 12, 2011 at 2:43 am by Emily Esfahani Smith

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• New Study Reveals That One Woman Raped Almost Every Minute in Congo
  Posted May 12, 2011 at 12:25 am by Emily Esfahani Smith

  1,152 women are raped every day.

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• Slovak Cannibal to Suicidal Person: Hey, Can I Eat Your Body After You Die?
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 10:36 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  A Swiss citizen initially agreed but later changed his mind.

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• ‘President’ Ron Paul Would NOT Have Ordered Bin Laden’s Death
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 10:03 pm by Mike Opelka

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• Sen. Inhofe Has Seen Dead OBL Photos. Here Is His Graphic Description of Them.
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 9:42 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  He was wearing “underwear.”

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• Philip Morris CEO: Yes, Cigarettes Are Harmful, But ‘It’s Not That Hard to Quit’
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 9:31 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "There are more previous smokers in America today than current smokers."

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• Retribution: Mother Sets Daughter’s Gloating Rapist on Fire
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 8:57 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "She watched as the flames engulfed him, before walking out."

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• ‘Crucify His A**!’ Audio From LSU Protest Reveals Shocking Demand
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 8:16 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "You had a lot of people on both sides of the debate getting into a lot of fights."

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• Chris Matthews Accuses Right Wing & Sarah Palin of Enjoying and Wanting More War Because They Called for Release of Bin Laden Photos
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 7:50 pm by Naked Emperor News

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• TX Gov. Rick Perry on Obama Immigration Speech: ‘The Guy is a Stand Up Comic’
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 7:44 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "More interested in trying out for Saturday Night Live."

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• ‘My Brothers Died for You!‘ New LSU Vid Reveals Military Man’s Passionate Words
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 7:13 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "We're moving you out for your safety."

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• Driver Survives After Being Impaled by Metal Pole Straight Through Head
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 6:36 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  The pole entered his mouth, exiting the back of his head.

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• ‘Kill as Many Americans as Possible’: U.S. Seizes Osama’s Handwritten Diary
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 5:55 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  Dear Diary: Busy Day! Polished Kalashnikov. Watched Home Videos. Plotted Terror Attacks. The Usual! -Osama

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• Revealed: the Prepared Remarks of the LSU Flag-Burning Planner
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 5:13 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  Also revealed -- he apparently teaches at LSU, too.

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• Newt Gingrich: I’m Running for President
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 5:05 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "There's a much better American future ahead."

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• Cindy McCain Lashes Out at Beck for ‘Vomiting’ Over Meghan‘s ’Naked’ PSA
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 4:34 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "Glenn you are no rodeo clown. They are decent and nice."

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• 2 Earthquakes Rock Spain Killing at Least Seven
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 3:56 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "I felt a tremendously strong movement, followed by a lot of noise, and I was really frightened."

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• Update: Graphic Vid Captures Contentious LSU Flag-Burning Protest as Planner Whisked Away to Safety
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 3:19 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "Go to Hell hippie, Go to Hell! -- Fu** You!"

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• ‘Climate Scientists’ Release Profane Video Bashing Deniers
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 2:38 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "Mother fu**er"

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• Creepy Crawlers: Bedbugs Found Carrying ‘Superbug’ Germs
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 1:34 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "...it's an intriguing finding."

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• Glenn, Police Union React to White House’s Controversial Rapper
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 12:46 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "They have none of the facts."

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• Another Man Arrested for Trying to Open Airplane Door
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 11:35 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

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• LSU Student Reportedly Plans to Burn American Flag on Campus
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 10:35 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "We're going to respect his First Amendment right..."

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• China Arrests 49 Leaders of Underground Christian Church
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 10:10 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

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• Union Defends 13 Calif. Lifeguards Making Over $120,000: ‘Very Fair & Very Reasonable’
  Posted May 11, 2011 at 9:41 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  “Lifeguard salaries here are well within the norm of other city employees.”

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