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• Raise ‘Em! Obama’s Grand Plan Includes Increasing Taxes
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 1:14 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "We have to live within our means..."

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• Yes, This Girl is Begging for Admission to Harvard in a Homemade Viral Music Video
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 1:07 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "On John Harvard's statue I'd never pee."

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• ‘Separating Fact From Myth:‘ O’Reilly Tackles Obama Conspiracy Theories
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 12:33 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

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• Investigation Finds Gaping Holes in ‘Transparent’ White House Visitor Logs
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 11:45 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "very thin gruel"

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• Who Hates the GOP More, Maddow or Maher? Let’s Let Maher Tell You
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 11:08 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "I hate them as much as you do."

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• Duped: AP Falls for Hoax Press Release Claiming GE Will Repay Tax Refund
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 10:42 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "Obviously" reads like a hoax.

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• Shocking Details: FL Homeless Men Getting $50 to be Bludgeoned in Fetish Videos
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 9:48 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "I'm still in a little bit of pain from a couple of weeks ago."

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• Parents of 6-Year-Old Pat-Down Girl Break Their Silence, Demand Change
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 9:27 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "She really didn't understand what she had done wrong."

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• Jihad Jams: American-Born Jihadi Releases New Terror Rap
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 8:45 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "Hammami begs to be plastered by a tank shell, a drone attack or a cruise missile, so that he can [be] martyred"

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• ‘Well Loretta It’s Unconstitutional’: CA Rep. Sanchez Mocks Congressional Tea Party Republicans as Slow for Caring About the Constitution (With Bigoted Southern Accent!)
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 8:06 am by Naked Emperor News

  "Moe-ster, how you doing baby?"

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• So Where Did the Civil War Start? Move Over SC, One Town Says ‘Florida’
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 8:02 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "It is an interesting bit of history and I'd like to see Pensacola get more recognition..."

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• Drink Mix-Up Leaves Another Child ‘Drunk’ at Popular Restaurant
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 7:45 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "His eyes were dilated, they were red."

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• ‘Supreme Commander:‘ Chinese National Recruits 100 ’Soldiers’ for Fake U.S. Army Unit
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 7:21 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "U.S. Army/Military Special Forces Reserve unit."

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• Should Concealed Handguns Be Allowed in Texas Classrooms?
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 6:51 am by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "They didn't want to take a test sitting next to someone who might be carrying a gun."

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• Oprah’s Newest Favorite Thing? Charging $1 million for 30 Second Ad!
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 6:31 am by Mike Opelka

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• Nancy’s One–Party System: Pelosi Says ‘Elections Shouldn’t Matter as Much as They Do’ VIDEO
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 2:35 am by Naked Emperor News

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• Mom Drives Minivan Into NY’s Hudson River After Home Spat, Killing Self & 3 Kids
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 2:11 am by Scott Baker

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• TSA Finally Responds to Video of 6-Year-Old Girl Going Through Pat Down
  Posted April 13, 2011 at 1:13 am by Scott Baker

  "You can't just re-scan her?"

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• High Anorexia Rates Puzzle Rabbis in NY’s Orthodox Jewish Communities
  Posted April 12, 2011 at 11:17 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  By the time her rabbi came to visit her, she was emaciated. It was a matter of life and death.

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• Kentucky Teacher-Lawmaker Critically Injured Trying to Break Up High School Fight
  Posted April 12, 2011 at 10:41 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "A portion of his skull has been removed."

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• Controversial New Book Depicts Jesus as Homosexual Drug Addict
  Posted April 12, 2011 at 10:01 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "This current crock of mendacity" will be published on Good Friday.

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• Tim Pawlenty: ‘I’m Running for President’
  Posted April 12, 2011 at 9:24 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  He also threatened to grow his mullet out.

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• Really Smart Expert Says Listen Up Kids, There’s No Such Thing as Casual Sex
  Posted April 12, 2011 at 8:40 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

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• Accuser Becomes Accused: Top U.S. Official Investigated for Kiddie Porn
  Posted April 12, 2011 at 8:09 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  Colleagues were shocked.

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• Should Maine School Be Spending $200k on iPads for 5-yr-olds?
  Posted April 12, 2011 at 7:40 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "It's a revolution in education."

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