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• Facebook Event Calls for Dumping ‘Trash’ at Boehner’s House
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 9:07 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "...we should just BRING IT TO HIM."

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• Fox Envy: MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough Says Without Fox Glenn Will Fade to Irrelevance and it Will All Seem Like a Weird Dream a Year From Now
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 8:09 am by Naked Emperor News

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• Fundamental Transformation? Andy Stern Speaks Out Against Checks and Balances
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 8:06 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "...an impediment to making the changes necessary."

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• ‘You’re a Lucifer:’ PA Man Sent to Prison for Threatening GOP Rep. Eric Cantor
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 7:28 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "you receive my bullets in your office"

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• Update: Israel Launches Heavy Retaliation After Palestinian Missile Attack
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 7:16 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

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• Clam-Flavored Beer? Celebrate Spring With These Ten Bizarro Flavored Ales
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 6:51 am by Emily Esfahani Smith

  Calling Homer Simpson.

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• Are College Students Losing Their Religion?
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 6:17 am by Emily Esfahani Smith

  Yes. The question is...why?

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• Al Sharpton: Glenn Beck Was the First Big Voice on a Kamikaze Mission to Stop Obama
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 4:03 am by Naked Emperor News

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• Jon Stewart’s Epic 15-Minute, Bible-Quoting, Hand-Puppeteering Beck Mock-a-Thon
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 3:56 am by Naked Emperor News

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• Raw Video: Security Camera Captures Brazilian Students Scrambling to Flee Islam-Focused Gunman
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 2:25 am by Scott Baker

  'He had no friends, and he spent all his time on the Internet.'

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• ‘Despicable Putz’: MSNBC Panelist Calls Beck ‘Disgusting Human Being’
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 2:04 am by Scott Baker

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• Report: Recording Reveals Planned Parenthood Injured Woman in Botched Abortion
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 12:47 am by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "We just did an abortion on her."

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• White George Allen Apologizes to Non-Sporty Black Reporter for Asking (Again) What Position He Played
  Posted April 8, 2011 at 12:11 am by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "Sorry if I offended."

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• April Fool’s Prank Gone Awry: Man Super-Glued to Wal-Mart Toilet Seat
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 10:51 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "unbolt the entire toilet seat and take it, with the man still attached, to Union Hospital..."

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• Apoplectic Dem. Congresswoman: Gov‘t Shut Down is ’Like Bombing Innocent Civilians’
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 10:01 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "It’s time that DC told the Congress to go straight to hell!"

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• CNN Anchor Grills Trump on Birther Convictions
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 9:20 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "I hope Obama was born in the United States...because if he wasn't, it's the greatest scam in history."

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• ‘Unprecedented’ Cosmic Blast in Distant Galaxy Spawns Intergalactic Mystery
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 8:38 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "blast is unusual because the effects are long-lasting.."

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• Listen Up, Guys: Megyn Kelly on What Not to Say to a Pregnant Woman
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 7:58 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "Just be quiet...You see, I would be smaller, but I have another human being developing inside me"

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• General: Because of Stalemate in Libya, U.S. May Send in Ground Troops
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 7:10 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  Reversal? Gates and Obama have repeatedly said that there will be no U.S. ground troop presence.

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• The Christian Parody to Rebecca Black‘s ’Friday‘ That You’ve Been Waiting for
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 6:28 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "It's Sunday, Sunday, head to church on Sunday."

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• Unruly Scene on House Floor: Steny Hoyer Booed, Eric Cantor Interrupted by Chants
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 6:01 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "Mr. Speaker, the House is not in order."

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• This is What Ejecting Out of a 600 MPH Jet Looks Like
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 5:24 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

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• ‘You Run or Shut Up’: Bill Cosby All Grumpy Over Donald Trump’s 2012 Prospects
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 4:53 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

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• Episcopal Church: You Know What Global Warming is Kind of Like? It‘s Kind of Like Christ’s Crucifixion
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 4:06 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "when Earth is degraded, when species go extinct, that another part of God’s body experiences...."

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• Obama Threatens to Veto House Legislation Preventing Government Shut Down
  Posted April 7, 2011 at 3:21 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  The trench warfare on the budget continues.

  240 Comments »