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• Govt Shutdown = Paid Vacation For Some Workers?
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 9:15 pm by Mike Opelka

  screaming inefficiency of our government...

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• The World Could End Like This: Stunning Video Simulation of Asteroid Hitting Earth
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 8:33 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  The oceans would bubble and boil...

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• President Obama Says Education is ‘Civil Rights Issue of Our Time’ at Al Sharpton‘s Nat’l Convention
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:45 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  Three cheers for school vouchers? Not quite.

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• Deadly Shooting at Alabama Community College Leaves One Dead, Three Injured
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:44 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "injured a child who was hit by flying glass..."

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• Really? Dem Congresswoman Says Climate Change Bigger Health Threat Than AIDS, Malaria, Flu
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:25 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  “That makes climate change a bigger public health problem than AIDS, than malaria, than pandemic flu."

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• Guess the Happiest State in the Union. How About the Kinkiest? Most Virginal?
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 6:32 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  West Virginia and New Mexico are home to the kinkiest Americans.

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• ‘I’m Shocked’: Lucky Georgia Lady Cleans Purse, Finds Winning Lotto Ticket at Bottom
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 5:54 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  Time for a vacation.

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• Ohio College Prohibits Student From Peacefully Distributing Anti-Birth Control Literature on Campus
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 5:12 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  "Thankfully the Constitution does not recognize a ‘right not to be offended.'" But--alas--colleges do.

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• Dear Obama: Please Stop the Airstrikes, Love -Gadhafi … PS: Good Luck in 2012!
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 4:28 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  The letter actually begins: "Our dear son, Excellency, Baraka Hussein Abu oumama, your intervention...."

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• In Middle East, Democracy Is Doomed Because There’s No….Rain?
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 3:43 pm by Emily Esfahani Smith

  Let's test the theory with a rain dance.

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• White Kids to be Minority by End of Decade
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 3:01 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  “The real energy in cities is going to be from Hispanics coming in.”

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• Food Police Part II: NYC Could Soon Ban ‘Happy Meals’
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 2:38 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  Fine offenders up to $2,500.

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• Paul Krugman: America The Banana Republic Would Be Socialist Like Europe if We Weren’t So Racist
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 1:55 pm by Naked Emperor News

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• Misquote the Koran in Malaysia? You Can Now Go to Jail for That
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 1:25 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "those who hurt the religious feelings of others whether by words, action, sounds or signals"

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• Watch Live: Obama Talks Alternative Energy, Gov’t Shutdown
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 1:20 pm by Jonathon M. Seidl

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• Fox News and Mercury Radio Arts Announce New Agreement; Beck to ‘Transition Off’ Daily TV Program
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 12:18 pm by Scott Baker

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• Jesus Returns to Monroe, OH — as a Statue
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 11:50 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

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• The Calmest ‘Emergency’ Beach Landing You May Ever Hear — and The Craziest Excuse
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 11:04 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "What’s the big deal? It happens all the time in Alaska.”

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• Little Brother? NJ Little League Now Requires Fingerprinting
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 10:21 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  “It’s an intrusion that is unnecessary without a probable cause.”

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• (Updated) Did Lawrence O’Donnell Imply Glenn Beck is Gay?
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 9:44 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "I was shocked"

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• Could New Wireless Internet Network Knock Out Essential GPS?
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 8:57 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "The potential impact of GPS interference is so vast..."

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• Meet Paul Ryan: Football Fan, Deer Hunter, Father, & Budget Wonk
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 8:23 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "...an avid bow hunter who emails from the brush as he waits for deer."

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• ‘You Fu**ers!’ Wild CO 8-Year-Old Pepper Sprayed at School After Outburst
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:45 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "I wanted to make something sharp if they came out because I was so mad at them."

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• Economic Terrorism Coordination and Implementation: Frances Piven and SEIU’s Steve Lerner, Working Together to Recruit Youth at National Teach in Because Greedy People at Corporations Don’t Have Children
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:29 am by Naked Emperor News

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• Hell-Questioning Pastor Rob Bell Says New Book Has Led Him to ‘Profound Brokenness’
  Posted April 6, 2011 at 7:00 am by Jonathon M. Seidl

  "...most painful in my life."

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