Parboiled Calamari Inseminates Korean Woman’s Mouth
- Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:35pm by
Liz Klimas
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Squid tries to impregnate Korean woman. It’s a sentence that seems like the most impossible of cross-species interactions, but a paper published by the Journal of Parasitology, is saying a South Korean woman was inseminated, if you will, with squid sperm cells after eating parboiled calamari.
According to the Huffington Post, the squid was cooked with all of its internal organs intact. From there, the 63-year-old woman took a bite and noticed a “prickling and foreign body sensation.” At this point, the journal abstract states, she spat out the portion she had eaten but the pain continued.
Seeing a physician, it was found she had 12 “small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva.” These were identified as squid spermatophores and were completely removed.
To get a sense of how squid spermatophores can function automatically, even without the organism alive or even present in some cases if the sex organ has been removed, take a look at this YouTube video showing the spermatophores of a jumbo squid “exploding”:
According to an edition of the Biological Bulletin of the Marine Biological Library, squid spermatophores “have an autonomous mechanism that enables them to migrate into body tissue” as they often implant themselves into the unmodified tissue — tissue that isn’t necessarily an egg — of a female. The paper says the sperm have an “ejaculatory apparatus for releasing the sperm mass and a cement body presumably for attaching the sperm mass to the female.”
In the case of this Korean woman, both the evidence of the ejaculatory apparatus and the cement body were seen in action.

(Photo: Wikimedia)
Note: You can’t get inseminated by the more the traditional calamari you may be used to eating as all internal organs of that seafood have been removed.
(H/T Daily Mail)



















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Comments (86)
theamericanvision
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:35pmI hear wedding bells! We’re almost there… Maybe if she can get to a U.S. military base they can become, “Squid and Wife.”
Report Post »IDONTTHINKSO
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:30pmWhen will it stop, gay sex, beastality and now cephalopodality! gee whiz!
Report Post »BuzzardSays
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:42pmOr g’izz for short
Report Post »Walkabout
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 7:20pmGays have argued that squid have gay sex so that it was natural for people to have gay sex too.
Now gays can make an argument for bestiality.
I bet there is a thrill running up there leg right now!
Report Post »joarivera
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:30pmThe guy on the video should have worn gloves.
Report Post »blackyb
Posted on June 16, 2012 at 4:10amHis hands did not look clean either.
Report Post »G-WHIZ
Posted on June 16, 2012 at 10:38amAnd the woman should hae worn a PP-approved [toungue-conum].
Report Post »SYNJUNSMYTHE
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:26pmI bet the boys in Key West are lining up at the local fish market……
Report Post »CatB
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:31pmLOL … oh no you didn’t …. ROFL
Report Post »momtothreebeagles
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:15pmPerhaps this is why Kim Jung Il was nuttier than a port-a-potty at a peanut festival!
Report Post »Exrepublisheep
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:57pmLol!
Report Post »MyzPhoenyx
Posted on June 17, 2012 at 10:30pmJust wanted to say, I really did Laugh Out Loud over this one! Thanks!
Report Post »abbygirl1994
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:09pmGross! Enough said!
Report Post »SocialistSlayer
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:12pmFeed it to Obama!
Report Post »MRMANN
Posted on June 16, 2012 at 9:49amYes, positively revolting!
Report Post »SLOWBIDEN
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:07pmIt‘s Bush’s fault
Report Post »GenOptimus
Posted on June 16, 2012 at 3:30amIf bush hadn‘t of hated the ecosystem so much then that calamari sperm wouldn’t be so desparate to reproduce.
that’s as close as I can get to thinking like a liberal just for a gag and not go insane and become the joker. Oh no ……HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report Post »blackyb
Posted on June 16, 2012 at 4:14amYes, Bush and Spongebob are at it again.
Report Post »contkmi
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:01pmJust the tip. You know, to see how it feels.
Report Post »JAMACAMECRAZYMAN
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:01pmAnd we always told them it won’t get you pregnant………………………..
Report Post »Elena2010
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 5:00pmJust one more reason not to eat “unclean” by Biblical standards foods that come fm the sea that have no fins or scales.
Report Post »Mr_Meaner
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 7:46pmLOL
That’s the first thing I thought, too
Report Post »TheArbiter
Posted on June 16, 2012 at 8:45am…because there are never horrifying parasites in those scaled creatures right?
Report Post »Midwest Blonde
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:57pmAnother reason I don’t eat squid (besides the fact that it’s nasty tasting and rubbery)
Report Post »chips1
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 6:12pmIt’s like a tamale. You have to take it out of the wrapper, first.
Report Post »Gettin Betta
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:56pmShe fell for the oldest lie in the world!
Report Post »scout n ambush
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:54pmDid squidward shout bite me or come get some before he was attacked ?
Report Post »Joyzee
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:54pmive heard’ they have a really small..well you know!..
Report Post »hatchetjob
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 7:08pmThis is such a turn off. I used to like Calamari.
Report Post »blackyb
Posted on June 16, 2012 at 4:13amSorry, but everything cannot carry a big stick.
Report Post »contkmi
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:54pmHere‘s a few minutes of my day I’ll never get back. I need to be more discerning.
Report Post »Thedadde
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 11:32pmWe’ll get better…
Report Post »cessna152
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:51pmI guess they can no longer simply call them squid “tentacles”….
Report Post »Obamammy
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:51pmSir, she’s gone from suck to blow.
Report Post »dealer@678
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:49pmThat was the story she gave her husband anyway
Report Post »Dave.the.Blaze
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:49pmI’ll take mine gutted and fried, thank you.
Report Post »qpwillie
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:47pmWow! Raped by a mollusk!!
Report Post »One of the Quiet Ones
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:47pmI just about said first.
Report Post »countryfirst
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:44pmWas she wearing a blue dress? If so that is lesson one ”never wear a blue dress”
Report Post »mike1127
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:51pmI really like your avatar. May I ask where you got it?
Report Post »countryfirst
Posted on June 16, 2012 at 7:57amMike just search images of Obama, but just not right after you eat
Report Post »Verceofreason
Posted on June 16, 2012 at 8:26pmI‘m the President and you’re not.wah wah wah
Report Post »Mutiny
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:43pmThis thread could go dirty really quick.
Report Post »ashestoashes
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 7:14pmI think it’s done gone Mutiny. lol
Report Post »GardenoftheGods
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:42pmEwwwwwwwwwwww
Report Post »thetreyman
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 4:42pmi just threw up a little.
Report Post »ashestoashes
Posted on June 15, 2012 at 7:12pmIn your mouth?
Report Post »valarie
Posted on June 17, 2012 at 12:35pmSo did I. Ewwwwww!
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