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Peruvian Mayor Blames Strontium in Town’s Water for Escalating Homosexuality

Mayor Says Tap Water is Making Men Gay

The mayor of a small town on the coast of Peru known for its long beaches and flavorful shrimp, believes that there is something queer in the water. Huarmey Mayor Jose Benitez has revealed that metal strontium has got in the water supply, and his belief that it is making men homosexual.

“Unfortunately strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we’ll be as Tabalosos, where the percentages are increasing of homosexuality,” The Daily Mail reports he announced while issuing a warning to the citizens of Huarmey during an opening ceremony for a local water project. A Peruvian television report several years ago claimed that the population of Tabalosos was predominantly gay. The interior city is the source of water for Huarmey. The report has been rebuked, but the stigma still exists, as Benitez cites the false study in his water project announcement.

Mayor Says Tap Water is Making Men Gay

Dr. Robert Castro Rodriguez, Dean of the College of Pharmaceutical Chemistry of Lima, told a radio station that strontium can cause bone cancer, anaemia and cardiovascular problems, according to Pink News. A link with homosexuality has yet to be identified.

 

Comments (56)

  • I Fly Low
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 8:17am

    I am glad I live in Alabama,where men are men and sheep are nervous!

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  • disenlightened
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 7:34am

    Don’t laugh at the man. His theory is at least as plausible as Global Warming.

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  • Bot
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 7:17am

    I can’t speak for Strontium, but here in Chile, there is a lot of copper in the water, which reduces the zinc in our bodies, which results in smaller stature, and delayed adolescence.

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    • raderby
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 7:48am

      and lower libido. Strontium was the key ingredient in SENSODYNE for decades.

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    • V-MAN MACE
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 8:16am

      1000% increase in BPA after eating canned soups…

      BPA makes men grow breasts.

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  • Marsh626
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 5:49am

    I like how everyone is bashing this guy as a hate filled, paranoid, ignorant, homophobe when environmental factors could very well increase homosexuality. But ah, besides slavishly repeating that homosexuals are special little cuppy cakes constantly, you’re not allowed to comment on the “gay community” and anything even remotely related to homosexuality. *eye roll* Oy vey, I hate political correctness with a passion.

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    • Discord
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 9:26am

      Well it is good to keep quiet unless you are actually informed on the topic at hand. People who are considered hateful or ignorant usually are in fact very ignorant.

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    • stripedhorse42
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 1:36pm

      I wouldn’t bash him for being hateful, I would bash him for lacking honesty. The peversion that is a homosexual lifestyle is a choice people make all on their own, and blaming some chemical in the water is not going to change that. Granted the chemical may reduce levels of testoserone, but what’s to stop effeminate men from hooking up with butch gals? nothing but their own decisions.

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    • Walkabout
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 10:20pm

      Discord

      And gay people like yourself are informed just because you know of few medical terms about the different phase of testing for drug safety & effectiveness.? Let‘s not forget the hoity toity gay people who don’t catch HIV, they talk in high falutin terms of seroconverting.

      You belong where your screen name says you belong.

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  • Cuthalu
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 4:27am

    They just announced elsewhere a week or so ago that a chemical lining the inside of canned foods is an esterogen-like when the food inside is consumed. People, yes there is many things like that going on that points to an increase of homosexuality or the like that IS evinviromental. It is not THE cause of all of it, just some. And honestly, I think it is all by design.

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  • PATRIOTGRUNT
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 1:28am

    Just canceled my vacation in Peru. Will go to San Francisco instead , hold on changed my mind , now I will vacation in the Keys in Florida , no I will now vacation on Fire Island NY,NY. Whats that you say ? Gay water everywhere. I guess I’ll just stay home.

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  • Alan
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 1:03am

    First they claimed they were born that way, now it’s the Strontium in the water. Just own up to your perversions like a man Benitez.

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  • hi
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 11:57pm

    Sunscreen does the same thing because a chemical in it mimics estrogen. So does BPA plastic bottles and tofu. (ie California-water bottles, suncreen, and tofu at the beach)

    Only wear sunscreen with blockers like titanium in it. It physically blocks the sun. Don’t wear ones with chemicals.

    Think of the patch, chemicals are delivered to your body. You do the same thing when you put sunscreen on.

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    • ViewPointtt
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 4:28am

      Sunscreen blocks vitamin D; a very efficient immune system booster. It was terribly sinister, and much too easy for the malevolent depopulation-schemers to scare the masses into believing that the sun is killing them… when in fact it protects from disease and illness. Their hard-pressing, decades-long sun-avoidance campaign not only resulted in billions upon billions of people avoiding the healing qualities of the sun, but also convinced them that saturating most of their skin with toxic, sterilizing chemicals before thoroughly baking them in for a number of hours is especially beneficial. Enjoy the sun… every chance you get… even in the winter… if too cold, bundle up and sit in the sun without sunglasses…10-20 minutes is enough to boost your immune system. Vitamin D is far more beneficial than any flu shot, or vaccination (I opt to avoid vaccinations like the plaque… while I still can).

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  • mpthegreek
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 11:21pm

    This man is 100% more likely to be correct than AL. Gore regarding Global warming. Rick Perry FTW. Everyone else is on their masters heel.

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  • Stoic one
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:59pm

    Yea I saw the references to ………………………

    . . .. .. . . .. . . . . . .. .. . . . .. . AL GORE!!!!!!

    That was my first thought as well; pick & choose your facts = junk pseudo- science.

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  • broker0101
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:47pm

    What a ****!

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    • broker0101
      Posted on November 26, 2011 at 11:14pm

      That’s H-O-M-O for you keeping score at home, or hovel, as the case may be.

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    • Californiasodbuster
      Posted on November 26, 2011 at 11:37pm

      I am sorry for my crude analogy of a certain countries people, if you flavored my encounters with such, you would say i was not a P rick.
      I never want to stereo type people, but sometimes i just can’t help it.

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  • Californiasodbuster
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:33pm

    Sorry for not being PC, but the the Peruvians i know, are completely spun out, third world, psychotic mental midgets, sorry i cannot elaborate, would take too much time.
    Trust me on this one.

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    • Detroit paperboy
      Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:46pm

      Izblamez BUSH!!!

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    • NoRoomForSocialismHere
      Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:56pm

      To think some of those are illegal aliens here now, the water in Frisco Bay is not any better

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    • Chuck Stein
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 12:21am

      It is widely believed in Peru that white guys come and kidnap chidren. Why? They believe that the white guys want the kids so that they can take the kids’ body fat for use as a super-lubricant (for things like jet engines). I am NOT making this up!

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  • donh2
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:26pm

    Yes the NWO is pushing **** supremacy onto children as a means toward blunting population growth….but its not in the water….Its the Spanish dubbed Bert and Ernie puppets ..>> http://youtu.be/Y6PPQTkPxaw

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  • Rayblue
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:26pm

    How does he know this ?
    Are all the floors sticky or something ?
    Everybody at the movies watching “Twilight” ?

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  • americanbychoice61
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:22pm

    I guess Jose Benitez is the Al Gore of Peru, using environmental lies to push his agenda…

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  • copatriots
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:08pm

    Oh please Feds do a strontium study in San Francisco and Key West! We need to know!!! ROFL

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    • Eliasim
      Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:11pm

      I think they move there rather than getting born there.

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    • lukerw
      Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:22pm

      Maybe… a Strontium Filter… would the placebo needed to address the situtation.

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    • copatriots
      Posted on November 26, 2011 at 11:40pm

      Duh Eli! Dude, get a sense of humor. I hate their lifestyle but, I must admit, they do have a great sense of style and an eye for beauty. I’ll give them San Fran if they give up Key West.

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    • NOBAMA201258
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 10:06am

      Maybe they could put some straightenem in the water ?

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    • InversionTheory
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 9:46am

      My local water report here in Tampa says there was no detectable level of strontium. And I’m still gay.

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  • Cherynn
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:06pm

    The mayor is deffinately a man of medicine and science. Maybe his next job will be working for Al Gore.

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  • ICANHANDLETHETRUTH
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:03pm

    LMFAO What a crazy story…… and here I thought it was Rachel Maddow’s voice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • mbean
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:02pm

    I was wondering how he was measuring the increasing “gayness” of the town. Was it a Gallup survey, personal experience, or even a decrease in lapdances at the local gentlemans club.?

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  • Eliasim
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 9:58pm

    Yeah, I’m afraid over-population is a bigger cause of homosexuality.

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    • Eliasim
      Posted on November 26, 2011 at 10:04pm

      Hey, gotta control you cockroaches some how, because you sure ain’t “Mankind” anymore. Nope, just plain old men.

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    • NOBAMA201258
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 10:09am

      Well it sure isn’t the other way around

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  • KingCanon
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 9:56pm

    Must be in bacon, eggs, french fries, hot dogs, fruit, soda pop, cake, candy, tea, bread, chips, dips, veggies, steak, potatoes, Gatorade, Little Debbies, chocolate, hamburger, fish, shrimp, oysters, soup, chicken, liver, pastry, yams, collards, beans and peas too!

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  • lylejk
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 9:47pm

    So that’s what happened to Barney Franks. lol

    Avoid peruvian water I say. :)

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  • bkfirvine
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 9:40pm

    It has just occurred to me that liberal men drink water that has been imported from Huarmey, Peru.

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  • RightPolitically
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 9:39pm

    Dr. Robert Castro Rodriguez, the dean of the College of Pharmaceutical Chemistry of Lima, told a radio station that strontium can cause bone cancer, anaemia and cardiovascular problems, according to Pink News. A link with homosexuality has yet to be identified.

    Wow, which is worse?

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  • RightPolitically
    Posted on November 26, 2011 at 9:38pm

    Don’t go near the water or your testicles will fall off….. If ya got ‘em I mean.

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